> Offers 3 wishes. Take it or leave it?

>>377408894
wish for him to personally suck my dick
he can take my soul all he wants but he's never gonna unsuck this dick
checkmate satan

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>>377408894
I WISH FOR TWO SCOOPS

>>377408894
Ape Escape 4
Gravity Rush 3
Ape Escape X Gravity Rush crossover

>>377408894
>wish for more
checkmate atheists

>>377408894
1: perform another majoras mask esque take on BotW next year
2: Metroid Prime 4
3: Remake of The Witcher 1

I remember you gotta be specific in wording, so here's my general thought

>something about witcher-tier powers
>something about fame/fortune
>something about him never coming after me

Reached back for the bottle
And rubbed against the lamp
Genie came out smiling
Like some Eastern tramp

He said hey boy what's happening
What is going on
You can have three wishes
If you don't take too long

>>377408894
>selling your soul to the devil

I can't think of a bigger no-no.

>>377408894
>I want you to offer me 3 wishes
>I want you to never want me to repay you for them
>I want future CDPR games to avoid having Batman vision

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>>377408894
leave it i don't trust the jews

>>377409020
>wish for him to personally suck my dick
Then he creates a black hole and literally sucks your dick in it.

>>377408894
begone and go plough yourself!

>>377409020

Given the Witcher game universe I would not be surprised at all if someone already asked him to suck their dwarf cock.

>>377408894
I want you to blow up the Earth.

>>377409798
Still sucked a dick

>>377408894
Ask him a wordless question
Watch as he turns into a dwarf cock because he couldn't answer an answer to the wordless question