>"Anon we need you to carry" Who do you pick /v/?

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*holds up spork*

Wisp!

I PICK THE UNINSTALL BUTTON HAHAHA SCREENSHOT THIS POST FOR REDDIT

>>377399135
IO HEART REPORT!!!! IO HEART REPROT FEDERRR

>>377399037
... Slark.

I deserve every insult I get from you all.

>>377399037
Phantom Assassin is bonkers right now and needs a nerf. At least change the daggers back to a lower base damage that can crit.

So I mained Spectre when she was around 50-53% WR, stopped playing for a few months, checked recently and she's 58%. What happened?

antimage

>>377399435
She became fucking godly for teamfights from the get go instead of waiting 40 minutes to do anything.

>>377399201
>PA needs a nerf
>not Sven

did you even see his bullshit ult now? the camp-clear potential on him?

>>377399037
turning the game off and doing something else.

>>377399037
Techies.

>>377399037
Lich
>This ice ain't nice!

>>377399513
Sven is easily kited though, even with a BKB he's at the mercy of every slow the moment it wears off. I suppose if you wanted some changes you could lower the base armor for him.

>playing dota at all

>>377399037
Meepo

>>377399801
>blink mom daedalus bkb on 25 minutes
>easily kited

>>377399906
>Blinks in
>10 sec charge of BKB
>Kills Rubick
>Wears off and is mercilessly kited by a Venomancer

>>377399160
>>377399552
>>377399852
Like clockwork

>>377399037
Dusa

>>377399037
how the fuck should I know I've solo queued twice and pick exclusively pos5

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Better to run than curse the road motherfucker

>>377399037
omniknight

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>mfw play one game a week and am on a 15 game losing streak
haha

Why, the best carry right now of course.

>pick Razor

>>377400348
>Clinkz will never have a non-retarded ult
It hurts

>>377399906
just tp out

Bristle Back. I'd we already have an off lane then Spectre.

>>377399037
I go play HOTS instead where I can have fun in 3 games in the time it takes me to carry the 1 (one) DOTA game.

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>>377399198

This or Lifestealer. Both are such braindead characters and now they're even more braindead because talents give them free stats, armor and whatnot fixing their weaknesses.

>>377399037
Slark
Sniper
Phantom Assassin

Depending on their heroes

>>377399037
>boring ass game
>takes forever to play a match
>can quickly snowball into an inevitable loss but the match continues for another 45 minutes
>have to become autismo nerdlord and play a hundred games with every hero before you have a fair chance and understand the game
>game is actually a snore-fest mechanically and pace-wise
>the player-base have been turned into pedantic children from playing such a piss poor game for so long

I feel sorry for DOTA players. It's the kind of game I could see prisoners being forced to play for our enjoyment.

>>377402046
>Has never even played Dota or is an actual retard with 200mmr

Troll, Jugg, Morph depending on draft. Personnal favorite is troll for the fuck you permabash schadenfreud potential

>>377402360
epic, simply epic

>>377402374
>DUDE MY EXCEPTION TO THE RULE LMAO

There's a reason why DOTA is dying and HOTS is growing.

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>>377399037
JUGGERNAUT OR BUST

>>377402161

Forgot to mention Chaos Knight, he can easily steamroll too. All it takes is one idiot to feed and you get the death machine that is CK.

>not picking antimage

He's been relevant this whole time, y'all nights just aren't playing him right

>>377402437
>Make a braindead version of a popular game to appeal to retards who want to play competitive video games but put no effort into gitting gud or learning
>Most people are lazy and retarded
>HotS is popular
Woah

>>377402549
>nights

Ah, a fellow phone poster.

>>377399037
A better game [spolier] XD [/spolier]

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Why, the only carry that that those worthless Dotards deserve.

mortred

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Naga Siren

Wanted an interesting game? Fuck you faggot

>>377402437
>and HOTS is growing.
it spikes every time they introduce a crossover cosmetic promotion and every time it recedes just as fast

>>377399037
sven or chaos knight. maybe drow

i dont play fokin carry. invoker and sf only.

>>377399037
>"Anon we need you to carry"
ITT things that never happened

>>377402780
XD

[spolier] there is no better game [/spolier]

Wraith King
Legion Commander
Phantom Assassin

>>377399513
what did thjey even change about spectre. All the abilities are the same.

>>377399037
If i had to choose i would say my Peenus Weenus HAHA

>>377399135
I knew it was just a matter of time until dota went the way of tf2
>cowboy ursa shitstorm
lmao. Expect glowing fedoras soon

I shot myself in the head for ever falling to the assfaggots meme

>>377399037
shadow friend

>>377399160
>>377406240

>tfw can never get the desert terrain again and it upsets me so much I stop playing

>>377402506
a fine
idea

>>377406096
I used to hate this shitpost but now I kinda like it. Like BLACKED.

HOHO

HAHA

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>>377399037
>recovers from the shittiest of lanes
>FREE flash farm ability on the carry
>gets SB, hits you behind, unzips his pounce
>Pshh, https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/20/Slark_pounce_04.mp3

HUI HE YEAAAAAAAAAAH

>>377406185
Not everyone is developmentally retarded and can't recognize heroes with cosmetics on.

>>377399037
>tfw when you can play every heroes as carry

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>>377399037

>>377399037
>T E C H I E S
>250 FeelsGoodMan

>>377400619
>1 game a week.
>I think I see your problem