ARES!!! MY WIFE'S SON AND I WILL DEFEAT YOU!!!

ARES, GIVE ME BACK MY WIFES SON

but the devs confirmed that it's his son, not his wife's

>>377395006
>>377395189
Cringe

>>377395213
B-B-But muh ebin memes!

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>>377395006

Why did they make Kratos look like Shia Labeouf now?

>>377395006
Why are people excited for the new God of War it looks literally nothing like it, just another new IP that was renamed for mass market appeal

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ODIN I have come for revenge and shit!
>destroys world for no reason

>fast paced series
>changed to slow over the shoulder "cinematic experience"
Of what they've shown, nothing looks interesting or fun to play.

Yet another game where you slowly walk forward while characters talk, actually do something for 5 minutes then another walking segment or a cutscene

Eat my ass

>>377395746
but the old games were absolute garbage

>>377395325
>Cringe
cringe

>>377395790
Your taste is absolute garbage.

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>>377395006
>I was in a video game. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

Zeus my wife's son against your wife's son for Olympus

>>377395531

probably because he will not divide us

>>377395887
SQUARE SQUARE TRIANGLE

ODIN

I WILL AVENGE MY MOTHER AND HER HUSBAND

>>377395746
Thanks Half Life 2 for inventing this shit

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AUTISM!
I will avenge Odin and my father's husband!

>>377395738
what website/app is used for that?

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>>377395006

>>377395006
is it literally his wife's son? where does this meme come from?

>>377396518
google

>>377396637
asshole

>>377396584
I want to say Carl the cuck but it's mainly just marrying used goods with physical baggage.

>>377396584
because it's not his son

i bet kratos will do some unspeakable horrors and then discover a crying baby and raise him

>>377396669
your mom

>gow was a second rate dmc
>now it's a second rate tlou
how the (not very) mighty have fallen

>>377396698
>his mother's knife

>>377395006

hes norse now tho

>>377396584
>where does this meme come from?
Numales today marrying single moms

>is it actually
No, but he has a beard and the game is written by LA hipsters, that's the joke

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>>377396584
>When Cory Barlog was still in early discussions with Sony to work on a new God of War game, he went through a major personal transformation: he became a father to his wife's son. Barlog was the director of the second game in the series, but had moved on after leaving God of War III eight months into its development, working on projects like Tomb Raider and a Mad Max game. He had a few ideas about what to do with a new God of War, but it was only after raising another man's child that he was convinced that he had another story to tell in this universe.

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>>377395738
MY WIFES SON

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>>377396850
>Kratos' wife is going to be a strong nordic woman, fighting monsters with an ax
>"What? Afraid of being beaten by a girl?"

>>377397160
mommy says it's my turn to play now

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love this mem

>/v/ hates God of War
>Suddenly defends it because muh wife's son
Identity politics ruined this whole site.

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>>377397317
Never talk to me or my wife's son of war ever again

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>mediocre series made even worse

>>377396204
As opposed to moving the stick forward for five minutes, listening to some bullshit you don't care about, then fighting for maybe a minute, then more bullshit you don't care about.

It's supposed to be God of War, not God of Bore.

>>377397168
>Kratos beats and fucks her into submission

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>>377397232
No

>>377397317
More like

>mid 2000s
>Ninja Gaiden Black, Devil May Cry and Onimusha are knockin about
>God of war comes out
>Hey look at me, I'm so cool and edgy, I love qtes!
>tons of shitty games copy GoW, diluting the genre
>NG and DMC fans are pissed

Fastforward 10 years
>the entire genre is dead and buried
>have to scrape by with releases of DMC 4 (and a rare good Platinum game)
>suddenly new God of War announced
>it looks and plays nothing like the old ones
>people reluctantly agree GoW games were decent and much better than nothing at all

>>377397520
>she jumps on the bed with three naked black men
>Kratos sits in the corner
>his qtes are for quietly jerking off
>his wife gets angry and makes him clean up the pot that fell off the table

>>377397684
>then he loses his rage and fucks the three black men

>>377396204
>Video game requires button inputs
HAHA! SHIT GAME!

>>377395213
LIES

>>377395006
>SONY!!!! WHERE'S MAH APE ESCAPE 4??!?!?!

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>>377395006

Arent you guys tired of this maymay ?

>>377397606
GoW was decent but shit compared to the actual skill requiring hack&slash games

I wanted GoW to move more towards these other games and not become a walking simulator like the Last of Us.

>>377398343
>complains about dead memes
>posts vivian

>>377398385
Well it's dead now.

>>377398453
Luckily I am too on the inside.

>>377398343
The meme is younger than you using a tripcode
So aren't you tired of using a tripcode?

>>377395738
>>377397160
>>377397576

Best KEK.

is anyone even excited for this shit?

What exactly is /v/'s /pol/'s problem with adoption or having stepchildren?

>>377397126
Makes sense. Also the Tomb Raider thing. This game looks just like Rise of the TR.

>>377398843
You should only marry single moms if you are a single dad

And if it was a no-fault divorce, if they were even married, she is probably a slut anyway

>>377398843
Its the people, not the act itself, least the way I see /vol/s mindset.

A infertile guy/infertile gal that adopts a kid harms nobody but we hate the neo-liberal literal cuckholds because it disgusts us, for someone to stoop so low. If you have a actual reason to adopt, go for it, if you are taking care of a kid thats your family, nobody will have any issue.

Stepchildren is finicky, because its a mix of the people and the act. You can love someone enough to come in when they already have kids and you can take care of them but its still iffy cause you are somewhat raising some failures kid, the kid of a slut, marrying just for fucking and begrudgingly taking care of a kid which can also fuck up his psyche and shit and usualy, it doesnt end verry well, people care a lot more when its their actual kid, not a fake one. There are legitimate cases where its good and dandy, but usualy its shit. Also not a great trend to promote and done usualy as some sort of indocrinated lliberal mentality.

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Quality thread.

>>377398843
Someone else had sex and you get the work

Its a "beta thing" to do I guess. I think /pol/ is genuinely worried about white people surviving so they want everyone to produce as many white babies as possible.

>>377399296
This too.

Shame the economy here is so fucked and white peoplein general have been used to such high standards they dont want to fuck until they are cushy unlike blacks and chinks that fuck anytime anywere, even if the kids almost die of thrist hunger and so on.

>>377398843
They don't understand that a stepdad has the power to shape a child's life and stop them becoming a lost cause because they're addicted to epic memes

>>377399523
And if you do shape that child's life the winner isn't you
Its the genes of the original father who didn't have to do any work.

>>377399563
Of course the winner is you because you now have an adult to watch out for you and provide you with care and support when you need it. Life isn't just about passing on your genes you fucking uncultured swine of low birth.

>>377400442
Biologically and in the big picture you are the loser now though.

>>377395213
Cuck fetishists like OP don't want to believe this though.

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>mfw haven't heard the word "cuck" anywhere but on this website
people here will meme themselves to death, I tell you

>>377400867
Not really, it's become a common derogatory term in most social medias now. Guess whose fault is that.

>>377400867
You are so full of shit.
Cuck has become mainstream now

>>377395006
I really, really like this meme.

>>377401664
>>377401706

I have literally no idea what you're talking about. I only go on 4chan and a few news sites in my language, and I've never ever read the word outside of this website. I'm dead serious. Must be because I don't have a twitter or something.

>>377401854
>few news sites in my language
>I dont see english insult on non-english websites

>>377401854
I don't have a Twitter either but you could just open up a controversial youtube video at random to see the term being used.

>>377398843
you can't tell me what to do, you're not my real dad

>>377401854
So you admit to not going to sites they said they are used, and you admit that English is not your language (probably meaning the people you live around probably don't primarily speak it either), but yet you know how often it's used among the mainstream English speakers?

>>377395738
>implying Kratos isn't Odin

>>377398843
/pol/, in their endless spiral of confirmation bias, thinks that literally every white woman is getting fucked by black men and leaving the white husband to raise it.

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>>377399296
I don't see what's the problem here. It's not as if the overwhelming majority of us posting here will ever have the opportunity to pass on our genes.

>>377395006
What a bunch of cucks xD
Praise kek !!!

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I really loved GoW, but this new game looks boring as fuck.

Will they change the "last of us" camera bullshit, or it will be a game that sucks hard? Jesus christ, why would I, a fan of a hack n' slash game, like to have the gameplay from one of my favorite series seriously dumbed down?

>>377400626

I think that the kid was supposed to be his wife´s son at first but developers changed it because even they don´t want to make Kratos a cuck character.

>>377396264
>Thanks Half Life 2 for inventing this shit
Have you ever even played Half Life 2? Valve made a point to never take control away from you, that's why there are no cutscenes except for the beginning/end of the game. You're always in full control.

>>377402452
Which is why cuck usually gets mocked here.

>>377402576
The mainstream seems to love the TLoU style, and whoever's in charge of GoW wants to make the series respectable instead of the dumb, videogamey garbage it was before!

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>>377395006
>completely destroys his Greek mythology setting
>ah but its okay we'll move on to a Norse one!
i wonder what hes going to do once he meets their gods...

>>377401854
>go to non.english sites
>english words arent used
WOOOOOOOOW
THIS IS REAAAAAALLY MAKING ME THINK

I wish we could genocide every cuck on this planet

>>377402858
Loki will use Kratos to kill everyone and everything in Asgard, but then Loki will get BTFO himself and Kratos single handedly brings about Ragnarok and kill off all the giants too

>>377398843
bait

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What would happen if Kratos moved to an Abrahamic setting? Would he fight angels instead of gods because those are powerful enough on their own?

>>377402929
Why don't you go ahead and do it then?

>>377400504
>get my care home paid for and ass wiped by someone elses child
>not a winner

pick one

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it's going to be shit, isn't it? ascension was the beginning of the end

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>>377402956
>Loki will transform into a woman for the sex mini game
>The sequel will be Kratos pursuing Loki in revenge after Kratos discovers he fucked a man

>>377398385
The combat wasn't deep, but it was what got me into hack and slash. And I think it's a very good introduction into the genre.

DMC trumped it for me after I went on playing those, but will always have a special place for GoW and ripping of the heads of gods.

>>377395213
Did the devs forget that kratos is a black dude underneath the ash? That guy had white features

>>377401664
Maybe on 14 year olds social media accounts. 99% of society doesn't say it just like they don't call each other faggot or retard

>>377403408
Kratos is half black, right?

I mean Zeus is hardly black.

or was Zeus a black guy while sleeping with kratos mother? Also his mother was white.

>>377403597
He's white you dumb fuck

>>377403704
You can't even quote properly phoneposter.

>>377402456

This so much lol Fuck off cucks
Shadilay

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What game do you think will be TLoUized this E3?
>mfw if its DMC

>>377397298
Phil is the best

It's his son actually, you cuck.

>>377403951
Well Itsuno announced a new game.
So not that unlikely.

>>377403192
lol

>>377402740

No you're fucking not, there absolutely are cutscenes and the only difference is that you can walk around a locked room until the scene is over.

It's a novel idea to mask the fact that they're cutscenes, but that mask is just an illusion.

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>>377403756
>phoneposter

>>377404384
So you managed to fuck up quoting even on a pc

That is even worse.

>>377404418
Maybe you should stop phoneposting yourself and you'll realise I fucked nothing up

>>377404443
I am sorry for giving you the benefit of the doubt faggot.
Go kill yourself if you get the chance

>>377402842
> instead of the dumb, videogamey garbage it was before!

But people loved it because of that, now everyone wants their own Ellie, daddy simulator games are just cringey.

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>>377404518
btfo fag

>>377404559
You say that but nobody bought ascension and everyone bought the last of us

>>377397606
Dante's Inferno was way better.

>>377400867
Cornudo cabron :)

>>377402929
Why the self-hatred?

>>377398843
Adopting orphans or children with horrible parents is one thing (I do think this is a great thing to do) but marrying someone who already has children is just something I'd not be comfortable with.

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>>377400504

>>377405212
cuck

>>377405317
and proud

>>377396449
>try to cash in on a daddy simulator trend
>use a son instead of a daughter, losing most people's interests
>not even a well modeled one so you won't even be able to draw in shotafags

blunder of the century?

>>377398843
I don't find it inherently bad, it's just that seeing twenty-somethings and even men in their early thirties already settling down with women with baggage is just really fucking sad. To each their own I guess, but boy will I make fun of you.

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>>377405330

>>377400504
>implying it will matter to me at all whether or not I impregnated someone else when I'm dead

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>>377405330
Good for you I guess.