Fuckin' mansplain to me again

>>377392460
Go to bed Wu, nobody cares.

>>377392460
On the positive side, if we have to have women writing our games at least it's a man pretending to be a woman.

>>377392460

>fat hambeast can write vidya stories
>/v/ can't

really makes you think

>>377392460
Why was she so big? I was watching the stream (recording), and different devs were talking, and then she suddenly appeared and took up half the screen. To be honest I got scared a bit.

>>377392717
>she

>>377392761
>women can't be ugly
>if she's ugly she must be a man in drag
Fuck off, feminazi.

>>377392637
hahah fuck off hamburger helper

>>377392574
That's what I was thinking.

>>377392637
There has never been any proof that this is true.

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>From the writer of Halo 4 and Mass Effect: Andromeda

>>377392460
Stop hamsplaining

can women even write stories which appeal to men?

>>377394969
Harry Po-
Interview with the Va-
Twi-

Nope.

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>>377394969
Of course, but usually not in video games.
Some of my favourite mangakas are females.

>>377394181


Well, fuck.

>>377395330
Nobody ever saw Q in person. She might be a he for all we know.

>>377394969
Legacy of Kain

>>377394181
how can this kind of man still be in the business after this?
There must be thousands of students/writters with amazing potential.
Why do they keep this kind of turd? How do they do it?

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>>377394969
Rance series

>>377392460
Destiny has writing?

>>377395720
Ikr. I tuned in for the stream, because apparently Destiny was popular or something.
But they kept going on and on about some in-game characters and events, as if it was common knowledge, but I didn't understand them at all.

What kind of game IS it? Is it basically Borderlands: The MMO, but without proper open world and just instances instead?

>>377392460
Is that you Chris Farley?

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>>377392460

Why is ALWAYS the writers?

>>377395858
It's an MMO. Activision doesn't want to admit it because console players hate MMOs.

>>377395962
Because it's they only job that requires no technical skills.

>>377392637

>can write vidya stories

Destiny had a story?

>>377395119
>not harry potter

Then why are there semi-constant Hogwarts vidya threads?

>>377396129
People have shit taste, and this surprises you?

>>377395962
maybe women just naturally enjoy being creative

also, it's not like all the code monkeys are magically attractive

>>377392637
Destiny literally proved that they can't

>>377392460

Now i finally know why it was so fucking cringey.

That fat fucking tub of lard salad dodging calorie thief is responsible for the shit writing.

The perfect embodiment of shit tier writing in human form.

>>377392460
wowwwwww fuck this fat sjw bitch

Shit man I forgot to check my privilege, now everyone is going to tell me to go to /pol/

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Talk shit about Amy, I dare you

>>377395549
This guy gets it

>>377395962
Because writing is really easy to do, and you don't need to have any life experience or talent to do it. You do need those things to be good at it, but then they would be writing for novels and movies. There's a reason video game stories and characters are so childish and basic.

>Womamemes
>Writing anything good
>Ever

hahaha

>>377396414
I will, and you will learn to as well.
Her twitter feed is filled with non-stop anti-trump hysteria.

>>377396525
and?

>lead writer

Just when you thought Deadstiny 2 Electric Boogaloo couldn't flop any harder.

>>377395570
Nepotism?

>>377396570
>caring about writing
>in a loot treadmill game

>>377396542
And she eats TOFU

FUCKING RUBBER BACON

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This is pathetic. Its understandable and even funny when this is done to SJW's but this is just a random writer that you fags are shitting on for being what? A woman? Fat?

>>377396525

>not being able to separate the creator from his/her work

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I honestly don't know if that's a woman or a man. And not in the good fun way.

>>377392460

>I dare you.

If you take in more calories by eating than you burn with physical activity, you will gain weight.

>>377396846
Shove it up your ass faggot

No wonder why it's now a quip fest.

>WE'VE IMPROVED THE STORY
>Everybody talks like a Whedon character

>>377395330
So when exactly does it get good?

>>377392460
she looks like me irl

>>377397291
Immediately.

>>377394181
Destiny writing was pretty fucking shit, to be fair.

>>377397372
you poor poor thing

>>377397372
post pics big boy

>>377397045
Genetics also play a big role

>>377397701
>Genetic allow you to turn void into fat

>>377397701
Negative.

You expend more calories than you take in, you will lose weight.

>>377397831
But what determines the effectiveness of the said expense?

>>377396846
I don't really care about people being a little fat, but as for obesity in this level like her or that boogie2988 fellow, it's necessary to do some mild criticize and mocking in order to let people know being super obese is NOT fine!

>>377397958
Physical activity

Genetic does play a role but a negligible one.

>>377397831
Too add to this: If you take in less calories than you're body needs(cutting), you also lose weight.

Exercise isn't even needed. Healthy food isn't needed as well. Its all about the calories.

>>377397420
You just aren't noseworthy enough to enjoy it m8

>>377392460
Is this a raid boss in Destiny 2. I guesd they are trying for a more horror ascetic this time around. Cool.

>>377392460
This is a local shop for local people, we'll have no trouble here

>>377392460
It's not "mansplaining" if you do it to a man.

That...that is a man, right?

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I'm sorry, John.

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Video game writing is in such a depressing state its unbelievable. I don't see why they don't get legitimate writers to write their stories? Instead its people that seem wildly under qualified to handle them. Which is why the writing is so fucking bad in games like Mass Effect Andromeda, Dishonored 2, Halo 4-5.

>>377394181
>Lead writer for Halo 4 and ME:A

Jesus christ, I was looking forward to Destiny 2, but that's fucking horrifying. How can one man be responsible for the shittest sci-fi stories in some time.

>>377398331
Well done.

>>377392460
*unzips male privilege*
Heh... suck on tis

>>377397831
You will only lose muscle mass, you have to burn fat to get rid of it

Not to mention fat cells just become smaller, never disappear. Once you have become fat you will always easily balloon back up no matter how skinny you become

Basically being obese is a disability that's permanent. You can't walk back a lost foot or see back a lost eye.

Fat people are just dead men walking, like a car crash in very slow motion. You can't help them

>>377396469
The best writers had the most interesting lives

>>377392460
There are several good female game writers.
But they all came from the same company, sierra, and now sierra is dead because fuck ups like you preferred to give attention to untalented literally whos that you want to bone, rather than people of talent.
You, the "feminists" had one fucking job, and you butchered it horribly, so enjoy having men taking over everything now.

>>377398567
No thats not true.
Actually nothing in that post is.
All that matters in weight loss and all that'll ever matter is taking in less calories than your current body needs to maintain its weight.
Portion size is all that matters. Even the twinky professor proved this back in 2010 by only eating junk food.

>Once you have become fat you will always easily balloon back up no matter how skinny you become
Thats because people change their diet after losing weight. There are enough people not bouncing back, since they dont go back to eating supersized meals.
Seriously, how can people still be this misinformed in 2017?
Calorie counting is all that matters. Exercise only helps burning calories.

>>377395962
Writing is an art form, meaning there is no explicit right or wrong way to write a story.
Sure it could be bad, bad you can never tell a female writer she did something "wrong".
You hire them as a coder or marketing personal they can fuck up and you can fire them for it, not so as a writer, there is no way to measure writing that is 100% agreed upon, especially in fiction.
TL;DR: Requires no skill and is very objective.

>>377396181
>ONLY I HAVE GOOD TASTE!!!!!

>>377399157
I never said that

>>377398446
Gotta get the female quota up.
What else are you gonna hire women for as a developer.
Also gotta look at the nepotism, lotsa useless ppl that need work and have no experience except maybe an arts degree.

>>377399128
>writing is an art form
Gonna disagree.

>Sure it could be bad, bad you can never tell a female writer she did something "wrong".
No, but you can teach them about better construction and best practices.

Not being able to say it's wrong doesn't mean it can't/shouldn't be done better.

>>377399348
What makes you think that writing isn't art? You can paint a picture badly but painting is still considered art.

>western games
>western game writing
You only got yourself to blame.

>>377392574
The term is trans. Don't be a bigot.

>>377399484
Art is the end piece, not the creation process.

>>377399348
>Not being able to say it's wrong doesn't mean it can't/shouldn't be done better.
True, but that was not my point.
Writing is the only thing in a games company that you cannot really "fuck up". There are no numbers or values that you can consult, that tell you it's shit.

If you haven't realised it yet, telling women that they did something wrong is bad, women do no wrong, they are perfect.
Professional standarts have vanished from the gaming industry and have been replaced with SJW thinking.
If you have a woman in your company that you cannot fire even though she is ueless, what do you do?
You make her a writer my friend.

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>the day Blizzard went full SJW

Did they not learn from Bioware's mistakes?

>>377398446
>I don't see why they don't get legitimate writers to write their stories?
Too much time and money and let's be honest here, the games are going to sell the same regardless of writing quality

>>377394969
Frankenstein.

>>377399663
And a finished book can't be art?

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>been looking forward to destiny 2
>hear it's going to be distributed through b.net
>see this thread
>mfw

>>377399880
You can turn writing into art but not all writing is art.
You can use a sock to make art, that doesn't make all socks art.

Writing is a mere tool to convey thoughts and ideas. The overall piece can be considedred art but not its base components.

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>>377392843
>defending a hambeast tranny
>fuck of feminazi

>>377400017
You can make a shitty painting or a shitty song, but painting and music are still an art form.

>>377394181
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>377392843
He's a man.
As in his chromosomes are XY.
Not joking

Genetics is not an excuse for weight gain, it can be a reason for a certain amount but no thyroid issues is going to turn you into a cow queen unless you're grazing hard and doing fuck all day. See /fit/

>>377400078
That's the point, anything can be an art form.
If everything can be an art form there's no definition of art form since it encapsulates everything.

Art isn't defined by its creation process so why do we define creation processes by how they produce art?

If everything is an art form, nothing is an art form.

>>377400245
Have you discovered art is the most subjective concept possible with no actual definition and any ascribed definitions are constantly reworked to fit the current state of affairs?

>If everything is an art form, nothing is an art form.

Poor logic.

>>377392460
XXL gender

>>377399348
Writing is a skill, literature is an art, in the same manner that masonry is a skill while architecture is an art.

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Have no fear. There are some manly men on the dev team as well.

>>377400371
Are you going to posit something substantial or can I just move on to the next chain of retards?

That's a sizable post you managed without saying anything.

>>377400514
My beef is with the use of "art form". I agree with what you say.

>>377400371
>Have you discovered art is the most subjective concept possible with no actual definition and any ascribed definitions are constantly reworked to fit the current state of affairs?
When I said writing is an art form that was my thought.

Art is cherished by the left because it's safe, it's always beautiful and there is no right or wrong.

>>377395119
>Interview with the Vampire
I picked it up without even reading the author's name, took me 40 pages to realize that shit was pretty fucking gay.
The vampire powers are also all over the fucking place but that's another matter

>>377399502
Are you denying the existence of genders? ARE YOU A FUCKING BIGOT ANON??

>>377392574
That really activated my almonds

>>377392460
please tell me this tub of fat and flesh is actually a man
because that face is not feminine at all

>>377399348
>No, but you can teach them about better construction and best practices.
But that would be mansplaining.

>>377397831
Literally just drink water and don't eat fast food and you'll lose weight

Source: I went from 110kg to 85 with pure diet.

>>377399815
This. I'm sure if I sent a fucking behemoth worth of a script to any video game company they'd reply "cool story bro" but if any random fuck goes to an interview and says "i like to write" they will have as much qualification as me. It's like the Dragon Age woman whose only previous work was some horrendous book that didn't even sell well to justify hiring her over success and not quality.

>>377399502
Would you rather people use the correct term: mentally ill pervert?

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>>377398567
>You will only lose muscle mass, you have to burn fat to get rid of it
You utterly Cupid Stunt.
Also diminished fat cells don't regain fat from the fucking ether, nor does the sorcerous thyroid of tumblr summon calories forth. You actually have to eat to fill them back up.

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>>377396846
Yes, being a little bit overweight it's not something to be made fun off , but when you occupy the space of 4 normal adults in a room shit must be talked not only so these people kill themselves and never have kids but also so that they understand what kind of a waste of apace to others.

Being obese is dangerous and costs others people money in the healthcare department, money that could have been used to save somebody else that is not a fat overweight piece of shit

>>377392460
I'll mansplain you into a fucking coma, you extinction-level astroid.

>>377392637
>fat tranny hambeast has credentials
>/v/ doesnt

Really inspires the neurons.

Don't transplain to me shitlord

>>377402682
You just made me realize that "mansplain" is a gender-assuming word.

Next time I get accused of mansplaining I'm flipping the script on that bitch.

>>377402682
Trainplane??

What about a game where you have to maneuver around some mountains a train plane some parts on rails and some in the air

I'm gonna be rich

>>377402750
You really just figured that out, huh?

>>377402930
I try really hard not to think about this shit.

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>>377402487

>>377396216
>maybe women just naturally enjoy being creative

way to generalize fucking shitlord

>>377398006
You don't seriously think boogie enjoys being fat and finds it ok?

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>>377398093
>healthy food isn't needed
>exercise isn't needed

>>377395119
>Interview with the Va-
Come on now, anon. Anne Rice is pretty decent.

>>377404031
Yeah, just look at all those fat Ethiopian kids.

>>377404085
Yeah, I know. I just couldn't think of any other female-written stories.

>>377404031
He's right though.
If your TDEE is of about 2000 calories, you could eat 1800 calories of chocolate and nothing else for the rest of the day and you'd still lose weight.
You'd be hungry and feel like shit, but still, lose weight.

>>377404293
>you can lose weight by eating 1800 calories of anything
>much less 1800 calories of chocolate

This almost sets the bar for the dumbest thing I've read on /v/.

>>377404221
>>377404293
It wouldn't be healthy there are more efficient ways of losing weight than starvation.
As for your Ethiopian example some would argue genetically they have inherited such traits from their parents like not having to rely on food as much due to the conditions their genetic parents lived in i.e that of less food

>>377404579
>some would argue genetically...
And some think holistic medicine is legitimate science. There are always idiots so you can always find "some" that support any stupid statement.

>>377392460
She is a tranny right? Will probably kill the game.
Anyway, im excited for destiny 2 thanks to the livestream. Played the first alot, though I admit the game wasnt that good. Nothing can really compare to the raids, though its a shame they will only offer one initially. Plus it looks like the gameplay is essentially the same, which is not a bad thing since i liked the feel of it, i just hoped they would switch it up a bit. I figured they would move to a different engine entirely, since i remember them complaining about being able to quickly add content because of the old engines limitations.
One big thing that troubles me is noone said anything about the grimoire, which is where the writing truly shines. The fact they didnt mention it leaves me to believe it wont actually be in-game AGAIN, which is truly a waste. The first game had such great lore that noone ever saw, juxtaposed with a game which had its story gutted worse than any other game of recent memory.

>>377404574
If your body needs 2000 calories/day to maintain its current weight, you would lose weight by eating 1800 calories/day.

Losing weight healthily and maintaining nutrition is a different matter.

As weight goes, calories matter.

>>377404574
He's right though.

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>>377392574

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This hambeast didn't annoy me as much as when pic related started fucking talking.

>>377400604
Is this the noseworthy champion of nosengrad?

>>377392460
is that a man?

>>377397420
and now it will get worse.

>>377392460
Literally looks like Chris Farley in a wig

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>>377400604
They had a baby.

>>377403956
He is not doing anything about it and keeps *literally* stuffing his mouth with mayo so I think he finds it ok at least.

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>>377406468
>>377392460

>>377399975
at the very least, bnet means it wont have shitty trading cards / item marketplace for real cash

right?


...right??

>>377392460
145 posts and no "I'll get Captain solo and the wookie" jokes? Da fuq, /v/?

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>>377394753

>>377399502

No, I think I will be a bigot. Fuck yourself.

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>>377395962
When I have me own start-up vidya company, no fat chicks, no feminists, no bronies or none of that LGBfuckery.

>>377395698
I'm still surprised Rance hasn't fucked another man yet, women always do this.

>>377407623
This is pretty much bound to happen across the whole industry. It only takes a few of the thousands of rejected white cis males to start up their own companies because they can't find a job, resulting in countless cis-white-male-ethno-studios

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>>377395549

>>377404085
This. I'll even be fair and let him get away with not liking Interview, but Queen of the Damned is the dopest shit.

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>>377399348
>>377400514

>>377407838
>cis-white-male-ethno
Who, other than lib SJW fags even talks like this? Fucking mouthful.

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Pic related actually had pretty good writing. Haven't played them yet, but I'm guessing Nier Automata and Persona 5 have pretty good writing too? More proof any Western game right now is shit

>>377392460
Can I normal weight-splain instead?

>>377398847
Exercise also aids in cardiovascular and respiratory function, metabolism, and muscular strength.