ouch

the joke is that no goombas have hair except her

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>tfw balding and not even 30 yet

>>377381198
baldies BTFO

Does that mean those rock things from Paper Mario are a Goomba subspecies, or at least sexually compatible?

Probably not, Ms. Mowz has no problems smooching Mario.

>>377381414
Start taking lots of protein. Like a shake or two a day. No promises, but it slows it down in some people.

>>377381198
A thread died for this.

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>>377381742
None of the females has problems being sexually aroused by Mario, he can literally make his own harem.

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>>377381742
>Ms Mowz
Don't remind me.

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>>377383626

>>377381294
She also wants that fat hairy italian salami

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>6'4
>relatively muscular
>nice and deep voice
>start balding at 18

fucking epic

>>377383626
>tryhard femme fatale
>doesnst have half the sex appeal vivian does
>is the most useless party member

>>377383906
just roll with the mr clean look fampai

>>377383906
Solution: Go clean cut bald, and get beefier. Go full Vin Diesel

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>>377383626
>spoilering but still holding out
0800-COME-ON-NOW

>>377381824
>>377381414

1. Shave your head
2. Grow a beard

It's what my co-worker did when he started balding. He also started working out more, it really helps.

>>377383906
Is this how Asian mail order brides are prepared?

>>377384065
MADMAN.

>>377381414
I know this is late but shave it all off anon. I was balding terrible but I was surprised at how decent I looked with a completely clean-shaven head. I felt so relieved and I'm hoping it'll be the same for you.

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>>377383906
Until you tired every product on the market you can't say you tried. At the point you finish your "journey" actual genetic engineering will start being used for such a common thing.

>>377381414
MINOXIDIL

>>377381294
I'm sure I've seen some Goombas with hair other than Goombella

>>377386726
no you haven't

>>377384701
Great, I can't look forward to this amazing future where humans will just be like lab rats and crackpots who think they're gods by changing everything.

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>>377387349
You sure?

>>377383906
looks like she got turned into a mii

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>>377387349

Checkmate Goombtheists.

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>>377381198
goombella is unequivocally best girl

>>377384116
But then how will I get Goombella to notice me?

>>377387687
Anon BTFO