haha

You think he'd have a bigger, more swollen belly with three human sized video game mascots inside him.

>>377361858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuOVACCCJ_A

Cutest game ever

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>>377361858
>3D platformer with tank controls

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>>377361909
This for real though haha

croc was one of the most soulless games I've ever played

>>377361858
Croc was such fucking shit. Worst controls I've ever experienced in a game, ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzBvNXW-UZ8

Croc was the first 3d platformer I ever played and I don't care if its shit, I love it anyway.

Stop talking shit about Croc

>>377361858
Croc was top tier.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fk7JcZylUg&t=2s

>>377362958
skip to 2:00

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>>377362151
it was a croc of shit

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>>377361858
>Crash
>Mario
Tomb Raider??

I miss when talking shit like this was such a common marketing tactic.

Croc is so boring. The controls aren't even bad, if you're playing the PS1 version you can use a Dualshock controller and it feels more natural instead of the tank style you'd get other wise. The real problem is just how boring it is, the levels are so small and empty and the bosses are just three hit snoozefests

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>>377363175

>>377363274
Because she moves in a 3D environment

and she also jumps on platforms

get it?

>>377363427
I will say yes for now.

>>377363317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzsC1qSqFDo

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>>377361909
Yeah haha.

What a bunch of assholes. Don't you like Life Saver Gummies™?

>>377363274
>Sonic's ass

>>377361858
More like a croc of shit

do NOT bully croc

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>>377361858
why in the fuck do you try to meta a tuba yoshi vore fetish at all ever.

yes I am mad

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>>377361858
MOVE OVER, MARIO

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>Croc will never be this kawaii

>>377365146
The best part is I'm almost certain that quote was taken completely out of context and they were shitting on the game.