Well?

sowrd of king because golden xd

How do you pronounce "sword?"

>>377361373
sword

They're the same thing you mental midget.

Calamity and anyone who can't use it properly just need to git gud

>>377361304
Left > Right

>>377361373
soard

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Sword of Kangz

>>377361373
katana

>>377361373
Get out of here Reginald

King because it clearly protects against debuffs

>>377361304
which one has higher base damage? swrod of the calamity says it deals bonus damage, but what's its base damage?

>>377361448
>>377361416

right > left.
101% modifies the original damage, so any item you equip with further modify that 101%.

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The red sword probably swings 3 times faster, so that one

>>377361646
-50% damage from who?

>>377361304
Assuming the two are otherwise identical, it depends on how bonuses stack in that game.

>>377361304
Swrod of the calamity has some area effect, look at the flying lines around it. This makes it clearly the better choice

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>>377361571
Base damage is 100% damage

>>377361416
Not when you socket the 2X damage rune in it.

>>377361304
101% of 0 is still 0.

>>377361758
I'll dual-wield both for a 198% chance of killing my target.

>>377361373
Wait, I know this... Angry Joe.

>>377361373
swood

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bever 4get

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ALERT ALERT
ACTUAL DIFFICULT CHOICE COMING THROUGH
ALERT ALERT

>>377361934
You mean 98.01%

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>>377361758
gun of shoting clearly has bigger ammo clip and clips are very important in real damage long term! if you are shoting and having to change your clip because it was too small and made from bad materials that is very bad and also not good either. so black gun of shoting it the best gun there because it has awesome gun power plus big fat clip size for maximum shoting of enemies.

>>377362054
BEKIN!!!11!1!!1ONEONE

>>377361657
>101% modifies the original damage, so any item you equip with further modify that 101%.
That's not specified anywhere.

>>377361373
sa-ore-da

>>377361467
sounds like a david draiman scream

>>377361467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_yovneHbOA

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>>377362046

>>377362072
>>377361934
99 % 99 = 0
if you try to dual weild both you fucking lose dumb fucks

>>377361373
sarehtzky

>>377362170
Either that
Or the weapon deals 101% of your base damage
Which is better than increasing your base damage by 1%

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>>377361304

You can choose only one.

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>>377361758
>>377361934
this board is too much for me

>>377362375
Sacrifice because I like dealing elemental damage and side effects

>>377362375
Tripple attack gives you 3x more chances to crit and a chance to crit 2 or 3 times

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>>377362121

>>377361934
???

>>377361934
You made me spit my drink you motherfucker

>>377362054
How much effective DPS does stergn give you vs. atark?

>>377362375
Stinger if the game calculates each attack of the 3 as its own separate thing so I could cast a weapon skill and it go off 3 times at once which trumpshaha he said trump haaha the other one

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>>377361373

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>>377361758
>>377362121
>>377361934
>>377362403
it's too much for me too

pic related is you kids

>>377361524
it means japanese soard

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improved version

>>377362553
Do the stats stack multiplicative or additive?

>>377362046
purple master race can do both

>>377362791
missing one critical information, the attack speed

>>377362762
>it means japanese soard
T/N: "soard" is nihongo for "bento box"

>>377362553
You still take 90% less dmg even from that sword so rock

>>377362553
no idea, the flat numbers make it impossible to decide

>>377362296

You're shit at math.

>>377361373
suwoard

>>377362547
but how do you pronounce knife?

>>377362493
still ez choice gun of shoting is black and everyone knocks blacks are better are shoting mean while gun of kiling has brown cock handle so it is used by FAGS who are gay from the mountain of cocks where everyone is gay. gun of shoting wins again.

>>377362046
obviously red damage, every game has red be default while blue is some kind of gimmick special mob
red will hit more monsters

>>377362839
you're an idiot, the +90% and -90% stats for the two items cancel eachother out. The only stats that matter are health and atk speed

>>377362980
Knife.

>>377362791
>first two: Vanilla
>last one: Life support patch

>>377363081
cool thanks

>>377363003
All of us real h4rdc0re g4m3rs 420noscope headshots everytime so the bull is the best no spray and pray just headshots with 1000% projectile speed which is MILLION TIMES DAMAGE! lmao

>>377362553
since the armor can do nothing other than getting stabbed I would go with the sord

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Well?

>>377363197
>not meleeing peple with ur armor
look at this fag

>>377362831
>PURPLE SWORD
+Does RED damage
+Does BLUE damage
-Does not do BLUE damage
-Does not do RED damage

how r u gonna hit them u dumas

>>377362375
I'd rather triple attack. I like seeing more numbers pop up over a monsters head. Even if it's 1 1 1 over 3.

>>377362791
definitely not the right, the dps is only ~80

>>377361809
source?

>>377362309
Bazinga

>>377363081
Wait, really? Shit, I've been saying it wrong all this time.

>>377363214
Reload is the most consistent.

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>>377361373
SORD.....

>>377361373
Zweihänder

>>377363392
retarded weapons>kiddie real life weapons>overdesigned armors

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>>377361304
I'll go with Sword of the fruit god instead, thank you.

>>377363392
sword of hellfuck
for psychological warfare

>>377363214
locked and loaded is free 40% more damage

>>377363392

sord is the memest choice

>>377361809
Get that gross shit out of my face, dumb bitch.

>>377363392
me pick sord

>>377361809
kiss me before you swallow

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Well /v/?

>>377363392
How are we supposed to hit anything without a scope?

>>377363392
Whatever.

>>377363894
Dong of Doom has literally no downside.

>>377363982
>not sword of spurdo

>>377363878
Kangz fork has literally no downsides so that one

>>377363878
King's fork bro, the world will be a better place, also fuck eyelashes hurt as fuck with contacts in

>>377364035
its gay

>>377364035
Would you use it in an mmorpg? Imagine what others would think of you.

>>377363878
>mystic wand
>agony
>market inflating jew option
>king's fork
>free friendly boss summons
>one hit fucking kill

I'd kill someone with the fork and give it to the recently resurrected Hitler for maximum fun.

>>377364045
Not if hitler is an enemy. Then you're just trading an enemy for a different one. Of course it depends on how strong Hitler is; if he's a weak enemy then it's probably best.

>>377363982
Spurdo for quality memeblade

>>377364103
Who cares how strong he is I can kill him in 1 hit senpai

>>377363882
staff of spells because when enemy has magic resistance youre fucked

>>377364096
they'd would think of me as the dude that has the dong blade, literally no downsides

>>377361373
gu-rey-t-ha-mer

>>377363214
Man, just reading talent options makes me want to play this. Loved those things since Diablo II, I forgot this was a Blizzard game, thought it was just a regular FPS.
I'd go for Locked and Loaded for more damage, but I don't know anything about the game, like magazine size or cooldowns.

>>377364096
Everything I need them to.
If there's a PVP element, then I'll literally be dicking them to death.

>>377364035
>hey son whatcha pla-

>>377364171
no they would think ur gay lmao

>>377364101
Who would win
1 eyelash hair in eye vs army of hitlers

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Which one?

>>377364103
hitler is just a human, and everyone hates him too. you can kill him with one bullet to the head or just by telling him what a fag he is and giving him some cyanide. trading any enemy no matter how strong for a weak ass normie human? great deal.

>>377363878
King's Fork obviously.
A clone would have no idea what's going on so you'd just end up becoming a god to an army of Hitler clones.

>>377364103
Im only killing non whites so he will be rather thankful and become my ally, just imagine an army of thousands of Hitlers following a one hit killing racist

>>377364103
Why would Hitler be my enemy, I just summoned him from the dead and can summon clone of him to his aid?

>>377364236
they'd be so man, I can almost taste their tears, getting wrecked by the dong blade

>>377364193

>thought it was just a regular FPS.

>>377364241
If you can't outskill meta fags then you just need to stop

>>377363392
If it says it "looks cool" then it must be cool right? Why wouldn't you want to look cool?

>>377364236
you would be the most famous hero though, just because you have a stupid sword

>>377363373
I'm glad someone posted this

>>377363878
>use one hit-kill on hitler clone
hmm

>>377363070
Noo they dont

>>377364241
Is that Gundyr's? Doesn't it have a unique charge tho

>>377361304
depends on how the game devs handle modifiers and multipliers.

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>>377361304
Y'know, they say all swords are created equal…

>>377364096
>Would you use it in an mmorpg?
I already play the sluttiest girl I can come up with even if I don't really like the aesthetics

>>377364325
Oh you know, team first person shooter, whatever. Nothing you get in Team Fortress 2 feels like an upgrade, that wouldn't make it fair for random games. I like TF2 for letting the player be the one who is better and can beat a more experienced person.
again, no experience with overwatch, I don't know how they do matchmaking or decide teams. talents just rule

>>377364412
which summons another hitler clone

>>377364096
Imagine how they'd feel when I wreck their shit in pvp

>>377363878
Why does the fork have no down side?

>>377364103
>Not if hitler is an enemy
>get antifa idiots who hate hitler enough to gangrape every clone
>have both an army of lefties and a summonable meatshield
>somehow a disadvantage

>>377364536
just punch him on the noggin, no need to waste your spell power

>>377364096
You're beating people to death with a giant dick. Who cares what they think.

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?

>>377364532
that screenshot is from heroes of the storm, blizzard's MOBA thing where Tracer is a playable character

>>377364236
then you kill them and they get butthurt because they think a literal faggot killed them
WHERE'S THE DOWNSIDE

>>377361373
Soar'd

>>377361974
THEY COULDENT STOP ME!
SWOOD THIS SWOOD THAT!

>>377364685
left is clearly superior, get 99 players together and each smack something once

>>377361373
blade

>>377361868
+1% of 0 is still 0

>>377364798
so right is for people with no friends

>>377361373
sharpened piece of metal with a handle to slash and stab with

>>377362121
nice thumbnail you hypernerd

>>377364252
Right haa no downside and it covers way mire area than the other two

>>377365065
enemies can slip through between the dots

>>377364646
they look literally the same, how are you supposed to know which one you're using?

>>377361373
swod

>>377364412
>It summons another hitler clone
hmm

right, because I'm not an edgy faggot

>>377365131

Not if you're moving left and right like you should. It's like you've never played a SHMUP before

>>377364035
>Dong of Doom has literally no downside.
It does not double as a dildo.

>>377364640
Right.
Both swords have 100% chance of killing the target if they hit it enough.

>>377364861
well it says it will always kill an enemy in the same number of hits, so even if they heal they're fucked

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>>377364685
>undefined
>not enemeymaxxhp / 0

>>377365385
Steel

>>377365385
The steel

>>377365385
steel duh

>>377365385
It's obviously the steel.

both

>>377361758
Well going by the names I feel Gun of Killing would be optimal unless I was doing some sort of Trigun thing

>>377365442
>>377365450
>>377365451
>>377365508
>1kg of steel
>1kg of feathers
>1kg each

They're the same weight retards.

>>377365442
>>377365450
>>377365451
>>377365508

They weight the same. They're each 1 kilo

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>>377365385

>>377365385
Who was in the wrong here?

>>377365537
But steel's heavier than feathers.

>>377362054
Someone's been playing Dragonfable lately

>>377365537>>377365563
Steel is way heavier than feathers you fucking retards quit being stupid

>>377361809
why is that room so windy?

>>377365578

But they're both one kilo. They weigh the same my friend.

>>377365385
The feathers, because there are multiple feathers, but only one steel.

>>377365515
>>377365385

>>377365652
That's literally impossible but nice try

>>377365652
I don't get it.

>>377365385
the styul because styul is heavier then fedders

>>377365624
>>377365718
>>377365719

If you put them on a scale it would balance out. They're both one kilo

>>377365563
I dont get it

>>377365385
The feathers are since on top of the 1kg of feathers there is a sack, checkmate

>>377365775
That doesn't make sense how would that even work senpai

>>377365775
But steel's heavier than feathers

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>>377365775
But steel is heavier than feathers.

>>377365775
But it wouldn't, steel is heavier than feathers

>>377365775
Just because they are equal in mass doesn't mean they weigh the same.

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>>377362121
>clip

>>377364536
keyword "enemy"

>>377362467
>>377363275
pretty sure "triple attack" means triple the attack stat and that weapon damage is a separate stat from a character's attack stat

>>377365624
>>377365578
but they are both a kellergramme

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Well ,/v/?

Sowrd of king is an instant kill weapon

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you should be able to solve this

CHOOSE

Desert Meme
>big af
>18-22 damage
>8 round magazine
>2 second reload time

Revolver
>looks awesome
>15-25 damage
>6 rounds
>5 second reload time

>>377365837

It's because they both weigh one kilo.

>>377365846
>>377365856
>>377365863

Yes but they both weigh one kilo

>>377365886

The question is whether a bag of feathers weighing one kilo is heavier than a bar of steel weighing one kilo and the answer is they're the same because it's one kilo.

>>377366016
no

>>377366016
But the steel is heavier quit trying to trick me

>>377366016
I thought you were playing along but you're putting way too much effort into it
Here you go anon, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH0hikcwjIA this is why people say "I don't get it"

>>377365775
but the feathers are much more, thats cheating

>>377366016
Well that's cheating if you have a whole bag of feathers

>>377361373
Heh...I know only the honorable art of the katana

>>377366018
Which is faster?
>>377366130
>look a' the size a' tha' it's cheatin'

>>377366105

My friend I could have explained it in much better terms but I was having a laugh along with you guys.

>>377366105
>kellergramme

>>377365537
Kilogram is a measure of mass, not weight. Steel is objectively heavier than feathers, so a given mass of steel will always weigh more than the same mass of feathers.

>>377366116
Mike Myer's as the cat in the hat is the most dangerous here

>>377363214
green one seems best

>>377363373
That thing is unbelievably shitty

>>377366006
defense is the only choice unless there is true damage

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well, /v/?

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you've chosen your weapon, now it is time to choose your armor

>>377366283
>Pick Vanilla
>Put Hot Fudge on it

BTFO Racists

>>377366283
neither

I'm watching my weight

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>>377366283
both

>>377366006
Ring of health seems the worst since youd need more healing items to get to full when defence would do the same thing for cheaper. Ring of healing depends on how common healing items are

>>377366229
This

>>377363982
dumb frogwielders

>>377366368
>hot fudge melts ur icecream

altright wins again baby : )

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>>377366283
>stupid smelly nigger chocolate ice cream

>>377366283
Adults don't eat chocolate ice cream unless they are autistic.

>>377366342
fucking mount&blade

>>377361373
Suoardu-kun

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>>377366283
Vanilla

>>377366342
I get the scorpion harness +1 for sexy sideboob on my mithra, I don't care how long the grind takes

>>377361373
Dirge

>>377366283
lemon is objectively the best ice cream flavour and everyone who thinks otherwise is stupid or never tasted it before

>>377361373
Chunchunmaru

>>377365303
but the left one is faster

>>377364252
left any day of the week

>>377365912
Nobody outside autists care if you call it a clip or magazine.

>>377366656
I dunno man, fruit flavors are usually too much for me after a while, but vanilla always tastes good

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>>377366683
Megumeme will suffer for that.

>>377361373
GIRUGAMESH!

>>377366006
Defense is effectively the other two combined.

>>377366018
Blue, if an enemy has 300 hp, it takes 4 turns to kill with the red sword

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>>377366759

>>377365385
the steel because steel is heavier. now if it was 1kg of WET feathers....

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>>377366006
I hope you bought the season pass

>>377366784
Light, of course.
Because games are fucking liars, hating thorn's stats are effectively going to end up being
>1% chance to instakill target
>50% chane to instakill wielder

>>377365537
>>377365563
go pick up 1 steel and then pick up a steelsworth of feathers and tell me what is heavier. also I don't speak those ant-freedom units shitlord

>>377366920
Ring of dodging broken as shit.

>>377362046
Nigger those are ice pops

>>377365775
but you wouldn't be able to get that much feathers on a scale because they won't press down retard

>>377366920
Ring of Defense is the best one.

Ring of Acid is worthless.

>>377366920
Pick ring of dodging and steal everyones ring.

>>377367096
but the white guy has better camo at day

>>377366920
Defence is still the best if we have uncapped damage resistance.

>>377367198
LEMON

>>377367132
ring of acid is best if you have allies or summons. Reduces that splash damage and AoE

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>>377367198
L E M O N
E
M
O
N

>>377361373
Soar

>>377367198
I don't like cool dudes, I prefer hot chicks

>>377366116
The Cat is the strongest of all those
>Teleportation
>can summon any item/being it wants at any given time
>Can literally transcend the 4th wall
>Tells adult jokes to young children

Noone beats the Cat.

>>377366229
Weight = amount of mass

If two objects (or groups of objects) have the same amount of mass, they have the same weight.

>>377367005
why the fuck would anyone charge up for the equivalent of 12 attacks (1200% damage) just to get 300% damage and crit chance

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>>377367198

>>377365537
KILL JESTER

>>377367320
weight is determined by gravity, mass is not

>>377366784
Hating thorn is shit, too inconsistent to be good
>>377366920
The heal every third hit ring. Even if the enemy knows you're wearing it and holds back a bit during their third attack, you'll get some health and they'll lose a turn.

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Can you guys solve this maze?

(warning: really really hard)

>>377367350
You charge it up between fights or when an enemy is invulnerable/out of reach. It effectively means that the first attack of any engagement is really strong

Obviously you don't use it when you're already attacking somebody

>>377367417
guys dont click this its a screamer

>>377362054
HEMR and make a CRIT build or an ailments build.

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>>377367417
At least post a real maze

>>377367005
what does cucumber do

>>377367398
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/weight

>the amount or quantity of heaviness or mass; amount a thing weighs.

>>377367516
It's a maze anon, YOU DIDNT MAKE IT

>>377363878
depends, how tall are the hitler clones and do they have all of hitlers memories?

>>377367547
it exists

>>377367553
I'm not clicking that malware link faggot.

>>377367547
it provides you with nutrients

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>>377367516
not even hard like mine

>>377361373
Soh'd

>>377367547
Makes for a great Dildo on a budget

>>377367547
You can upgrade it to pickle

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>>377367630
There's nothing to fear my nigga.

>>377367675
but if i eat it i dont have a weapon anymore
do i eat cucumber or do i hit with cucumber

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>>377361934

>>377364640
Right all day, some enemies are immune to instadeath.

>>377367779
Is that a mufuggin wolf dog!?

>>377366920
>Get ring of health
>Heal using pots that restore based on HP%
>?????

>>377367547
makes a nice dildo

>>377366839
it's literally the same though

>>377367789
depends on situation if survival you eat and live longer than enemy if fight then use as weapon to kill enemy

>>377361727
4u

>>377366006
defence is actually better.

taking 50% less damage does the effect of both rings at once.

>>377367841
>is that a wolf wolf??!?!?!?

>>377367841
That's a kangaroo dude

>>377362791
sword of king. I'm not edgy faggot

>>377361304
left for sure

>>377366839
>blue
hit hit hit dead
>red
hit miss hit dead

>>377367947

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choose wisely

>>377368006
Don't reply to me.

>>377367779
Is that mofo moon moon

>>377367547
It cucumbers

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>>377361934

>>377368057
Is there miss chance?

>>377368057
depends on enemy def and maybe crit chance
if damage can't be reduced lower than 1 then shanky is best

>>377368057
>armor that neglects +1 damage
>shanky now does 0 damage
>crusher does 4999 damage
should be p obv desu

>>377368057
>armor reduction always rounds up to nearest number
>shanky has 100% armor piercing as a side effect

>>377368057
first because I can attack an unaware enemy

>>377364096
They'd think, "w-well that guy may have just beat me but at least I only got beaten with a dildo and am not the one holding it h-haha gay"

>>377367176
and in snowy, mountain and desert areas.

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>>377361524
>Folded 1000 tim-

>>377368006
dogs are literally a type of wolf. why do you think they can make babies with each other?

>>377365065
I would assume they each do the same amount of damage in one interval, so if you don't hit an enemy with literally all of the dots then you'd do more damage hitting them with the laser.

>>377368057
Left, there's no way I'm not missing one of those 5000 atks.

>>377368057
I thought the crusher was a mailbox at first

>>377364151
but spells also do magic damage

>>377368282
are you trying to tell me that black people are a type of white people because they can have babies together?

>>377368376
no it does spell damage

>>377368326
>fighting enemy with 10% dodge chance
>swing hammer
>miss
>need to wait a full second before you can try again

>meanwhile shanky is doing a reliable 4500 damage

>>377362220
SHIVEDANINEUH

>>377368376
some spells do arcane damage though
>>377368326
if youre a scrub

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>>377366235
>>377367297
>Thinks the Cat can beat a sexless Costanza

>>377368057
If enemies can parry weak attacks, left all day.
If all attacks inflict at least 1 dmg, then right.

>>377368237
this is a photoshopped gif

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>>377368237

>>377368627
Left duh

>>377368057
If the enemy has 5001hp, then the CRUSHER will take 2 seconds to kill it, while the Shanky will just take 1.001 seconds.

>>377366342
FFXI in a nutshell right here.

>>377368625
th-that wasnt supposed to be a reply

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>>377368627

>>377368627

>>377368627
I open thumbnail even if I expect nothing

>>377368546
are you trying to imply Mike Myer's as cat in the hat is getting any

Can you imagine how sexually frustrated he must be to be hanging out with children

>>377368586
It was a non-folded American katana.

>>377368627
left

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original joke for an original thread

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>>377368692
lol newfag get outta mah board REEEE

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deep

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>>377368627
Jokes on you, I've always chosen to do nothing my entire life!

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once one?

>>377368763
that nigger has two swords

>>377368763
>get a free companion that can fight with you and do buttstuff with if you're into that
Right is broken

>>377368763
dick of rings and make the fag companion your fuckboi
free puss for days bruh

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>>377366283
GIVE
ME
BOTH