just bought this from the humble sale WHAT AM I IN FOR?

>>377349058
Literally the most insufferable blue haired bitch you'll ever meet

>>377349058
A telltale game not made by telltale but with a slightly better game engine.

>>377349258
as in the type of bitch that's gonna make you hate her because of her conniving ways or what?

>>377349058
tumblr

Choices that won't matter until the very last minute of the game

>>377349058
it's alright

>>377349338
I don't understand what you mean.

Anyway, blue haired bitch is the most childish fucking character you'll meet in the game. Real fucking annoying.

>>377349058
lots and lots of crying and longing for your high school years again.

>>377349338
play the fucking game, leave this thread or it's going to be spoiled.

>>377349058
The final choice is to either save your friend or save the town, rest doesn't matter

>>377349058
Tumblr meets girl with the dragon tattoo

>>377349058
A fun ride in which the characters and the journey are more important than the destination. The game has a great feel to it.

>>377349058
Lol. You should've just spent 3 days on tumblr and achieved the same experience.

>>377349882
The journey doesn't matter because all the stuff about your choices is bullshit.

>>377349058
Its good.

13 Reasons Why reminds me of it. However that show is shit

a "game"

>>377350012
if hours of fun are ruined by 2 minutes you should probably find other things to do with your time.

>>377349058
Have fun wishing you were a teenage lesbian.

>>377350203
Even if you don't take the awful endings into account the whole game is riddled with pointless choices that don't matter at all. May as well watch a longplay with no commentary and treat it as a movie if all that matters is the atmosphere and story.

>>377350404
>treat it as a movie
But it already is

>>377349882
>in which the characters and the journey are more important than the destination.

That's a nice way of saying "the destination is a fat load of steaming shit."

>>377349058
a fucking cool ride

>>377349363
choices that don't matter because of the very end of the game*

>>377350913
How so?

>>377350939
IT's HELLA cool man
Super radical

Mediocrity (and a shitty ending). Time shifting mechanic is interesting, though.

>>377351586
"Hella"

I want to die.

>>377351586
Wait explain me something, why didn´t Max just teleport to prove her powers to Chloe?

ITT: /v/ fails to understand that tiny choices do not matter in the long run

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>>377349058
A good art style, optional lesbianism

hella sad face

>>377351856
Because then the game wouldn't have enough padding

>>377351941
>optional
lol

>>377349058
it's hella lame

better game than expected

>>377351907
>tiny choices

I didn't realize "the entire story" was a tiny choice

Nice meme

>>377349058
It's pretty shit, I would recommend any other time travel story in its place, or if it's the comfortable atmosphere that draws you in, I would recommend any story set in a small town in its place.

>>377351989
That sucks.

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>>377349058
the writing is a cringe worthy simulacrum of what mid to late 30s male feminist writers think thoughtful young adult females sound like

also not a great game imo

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>>377352240
>tfw Alan Wake is now gone forever if you didn't buy it already

>>377352194
>REEEEEEEEEEEE BUT WROTE "MAX WAS HERE" ON A WALL WHY DIDN'T THAT STOP THE HURRICANE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wonder what´s worse, This or Steven Universe?

>>377351907
>it's okay if the entire "game" is boiled down to 2 choices at the end

>>377349058
The best licenced soundtrack of any game ever

https://youtu.be/vrXpFh2IHZY

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>>377349058
>Choices ultimately don't matter

>Little/No freedom to explore or go anywhere the game doesn't want you to go in that moment

>Few puzzles or gameplay elements in general that don't amount to walking around, looking at objects and listening to/reading dialogue


It's a game about choices that for some reason removes about 90% of the freedom that allows the player to make choices.

You're railroaded through the story, you'd think doing something like ignoring a character or doing something else instead of what you're supposed to do would affect the outcome or possibly result in a fail state in a game that bills itself as all about making choices and living with the consequences, but nope, the game just won't let you go anywhere or do anything that's not exactly where or what it wants you to go and do. You're not making independent decisions.

This story made no fucking sense.

If Max using her powers to supposedly save Chloe caused the storm to exist and nature is using it to fix everything Max did, THEN WHY WAS SHE GIVEN THE FUCKING POWERS IN THE FIRST PLACE

>>377352436
Not even close

>>377352407
SJW Universe, not even close.

>>377352343
I'm sure there's still plenty of places to get it, just can;t buy it anymore.

>>377349058
OP, get a box of tissues and prepare for shock and heartbreak.

>>377349058
Wait, why was it the general?

It's shit because the MC doesn't end up with best girl Kate

Drink everytime you cringe.

>>377352839
Should we count visual cringe this time?

>>377352897
Yes.

>>377352647
Nice evidence

SEASON 2 TRAILER WHEN

>>377353130
Oh no, please no.

>>377352249
It does, doesn't it?

The sad thing is that, unlike the "collect bottles for me you fucking slave" sequence, some thought could have been put into this.

"Predict what's going to happen for me" is a staple of time travel stories, or time loop stories, either or.

If you've ever seen Groundhog Day, you probably remember a scene (that took place in a diner, no less) where Bill Murray's character writes down exactly what's going to happen on a piece of paper, and then gives it to his lady coworker.

That's likely what was trying to be emulated, as sort of a homage, but the problem is that Max's time travel powers don't work the same way. Because she can teleport, she has a pretty simple solution to the "prove you have powers" conundrum.

This could have been handwaved away as a seperation of mechanics and plot, but it wasn't, and to be fair to the game, some decently clever things are done with teleportation. The game's plot feels like it was stitched together from a bunch of different scripts, with some writers knowing the extent of Max's powers, and others seemingly knowing dick all.

The ability to go back in time through photographs alone is a massive game changer, and one Don't Nod were likely not prepared to deal with the story consequences of. It's pretty clear to anybody who's looking that Life is Strange is a budget game, and the developers obviously don't have the resources to exploit the protagonist's powers to their full extent.

However, because they give Max that sort of power, whether or not they would have liked to do more with it, because Max doesn't try to do more with it, she comes across as a fucking idiot. It's like she only remembers she has them when it suits the plot, and otherwise thinks the only thing she can do is rewind ten seconds to a minute, or whenever the last checkpoint was.

I'd go into a more in depth autistic rant but I really don't feel like it. I'd rather spend time watching something more fulfilling to discuss.

>>377353153
>whoah, life is...
>ugh, don't say it

>>377352994
Most GTA games

>>377353430
Life is So Not Fair, Season 2.

>>377349058
A couple of weeks of ennui after finishing it.

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Fuck you, /v/. The previous thread made me fall in love with some cosplay bitch from germany. Then I remembered my pathetic life and all the shit I missed out on by being an awkward fuck.

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>>377353430
>GAY

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>>377353645
It sure did anon, she calls herself Dash. The otherone calls herself Mee Luffy. That was a good thread huh?

I hope the new game has a main plot that actually makes sense

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>>377352436
The soundtrack really is quite good. Reminded me of pic related.

>>377353429
The thing I bet they tried to do is give some sort of big story with choices that depend on the girl´s powers, and she comes across these murders and everything that she must solve. But just came out so bad.

>>377353645
>by being an awkward fuck.

hello warren

>>377353789
Looks like Spoonys girlfriend

>>377353669
>>377353789
Jesus Christ, why?

>>377349058
Storytelling. A bunch of obnoxious cunts. Very little "gameplay".

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>>377354183
Aw you don't like anon? I happen to think she has great tits.

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>>377353645

>>377354383
OH FUCKIN SHIT WHEN DID THESE KRAUTS SHOOT THIS?!
IS THIS NEW?

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I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS

>>377354369
She has a great body therefore this should be magnificent and should not be disliked.

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>>377354489
SERIOUSlY ARE THESE NEW? SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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>>377349058
It's alright for what it is. As long as you got a good price on it and know what it is going in you should have a good time.

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>>377354792
cu-cu-mi reeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ALL NEW THESE INTIMATE ONES

>>377354784
What´s the point of this, you want people to think you are right by posting this?

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>>377355049
Naw, in all seriousness i have seen these two post cosplay together for ages, but i have never seen them doing sexy stuff together, it must be new. I got kind of silly for a second there. Phew!

What an amazing video games thread.

>>377355128
kek.

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>>377355228
The last one did good.

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cosplay thread?

>>377355128
Good OC and new cosplay pictures of that cute couple, if there is nothing more we may as well let the thread die before it turns into shit.

>>377355390
>LiS and phoneposting
whoa double cancer

I want to impregnate Chloe in the mating press position as Max watches and cries because her tiny gay fingers will never compare to a raging massive cock.

>>377355217
Oh, ok.

>>377355608
Big kiss anon, love ya.

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>>377349058
Heart pounding action, suspenseful stealth sections and some of the most interesting and well written characters ever who are all super funny and cool and awesome and rebels and lesbians and bi and tell society what for.

>>377355228
People only like this shit because it has lesbians, what else woudl you expect?

>>377355217
I was being a bit of a dick too, sorry.

>>377351941
> optional

Anyone that chose Bay, over bae was doing it wrong.

so whats the sequel going to be about? gay inner city gangbangers?

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>>377355217
those pictures make me feel so lonely

why does no one love me /v/

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>>377355808
Hey anon...

>>377356063
LOOK, do they, or do they not get naked in any of these photos??

>>377355873
Because your thought process is inherently selfish. "Why don't I love anyone" is a better question.

>>377349058
Hipsters, lesbians, evil cisgender white men and choices that don't matter.

>>377356201
I agree anon, its equal parts give and take.

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>>377356229
just... Let this happen anon...

>>377356201
I do
she does not love me
and she is 10 years older

>>377349058

A movie.

A pretty mediocre one at that.

>>377356409
Wow anon? A decade older? Why? And how old are you?

>>377349058
Mr Jefferson is the killer

sjw garbage

>>377356470
Oh god another "mediocre" faggot.

>>377356474
I am 20
I dunno, she's just a gorgeous person all around

Take it to /soc/ faggots

>>377356558
How do you know her? Just that she is 30, im curious? Does she know you like her?

>>377356007
Yeah you´re right.

>>377356409
Do you love her or do you love the idea of her? If you love the idea, that can always be transposed to someone else.

If you do love her for her own merits and not because she fills a void in you, there's not really a good answer for you. You just have to comfort yourself with the fact that she's happy. Sorry. I know that feel.

shit

>>377349258
Or the most adorable cripple you'll ever met.

>>377356627
I don't wanna get ID'd so I'll say I see her a few times a week, and we know each other, but we're not really friends or anything like that. I suppose the relationship is kind of like coworkers, but not really.
>Does she know you like her?
god no

>>377356698
I love her

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>>377356698
I love her because she can get me free medication from her care home, I lied, she isn't ten years older, more like forty, I enjoy wrecking that old woman puss puss if you knew what I mean.

>>377353789
I wonder if shes into anal.

>>377356820
Sucks. And so will this, but its good for you in the long run, someone out there makes her squeal in bed. Probably tonight too. Its not you. If it could be you, you would feel confident enough to make that move, but you clearly don't. So time to move on quick and find a girl you DO feel confident enough to ask out on a date, and then you can be happy.

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>>377357043
Fuck you too pal

>>377356869
Kek. Git wr dun anon.

>>377357113
Your such a fagget, lol XD
Just stick to toching that monkey peanut dick of yours to animu girlz anon.

>>377357280
Yes, my peanut dick is one of the reasons why I'm not confident enough to even be within her sight

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>>377355873
>>377356409
>>377356558
>>377356820

>>377357458
Good, let us alphaz handle the gurlz, lol, #STAYALPHA

>>377349058
Fap bait.

>I played it for the story

Get tissues.

>>377357113
It's not just to hurt you anon, that is incidental, you Need to either take what you want in this short life or understand that fact to help you achieve what you csn without getting self absorbed and depressed.

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>>377357715
>Get tissues

This. You will fucking need them and not for tears. Not ones from you eyes anyway.

>>377357790
you can't "take" people though, those people make that decision by themselves

and if you saw me you'd realize why I'm all alone

>>377357908
>if you saw me

Can it be fixed? Is it weight?

>>377358013
it's height and size, mostly

>>377358041
are you falling for the 4chan memes about height? unless you're below 5'7 then you should have no problem

>>377357908
Shut the fuck up, no one cares, your so self absorbed you came to a board specifically for the discussion of vidya and proceeded to talk about being alone, everyone is you faggot, its the human condition, we all die alone too, we all fail to live up to expectations and were all pretty much worthless, and the same, now shut the fuck up.

>>377358152
>5'7
i'm below that, yes

>>377358160
i'm in it for the (you) pham

>>377358234
Okay, enjoy dealing with a reality check that no one cares about you and no one ever will , see ya in the afterlife faggot.

LIFE IS DRANKS.

>>377357896
Everybody's made of play-doh though

I'm looking forward to the soundtrack. The first one's choice of licensed music was fucking perfect.