Well?

>>377335586
>he started the test
>he didn't stare the scientists in the eye for 11 hours and uninstall the game

>>377335586
There's a reason the train's headed for the five people, anon

>>377335586
abandon the lever and jump in front of the train

>>377335586
Push the fat man.

>>377335586
do nothing, because you didn't set the train on its course so if when those 5 people get killed it wasn't your doing, but actively switching the track is you intentionally going to get someone killed and that makes you a murderer.

>>377336221
But doing nothing means more die, so you are doing nothing to feel a bit better about yourself in a world where more people than needed to died because of you

>>377336386
people die anon, you can't just thrust yourself into every situation and make it your business, the train was on this course and the person who tied those people to the train track is at fault, not me or you for choosing not to intervene.

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>>377336574
lol that bitch getting the train

3ds are a dime a dozen

>>377336574
save the millionaires, fuck women

>>377336481
>you can't just thrust yourself into every situation and make it your business
Nigger you are standing there with the ability right in front of you. You are in the situation whether you like it or not

You only don't do anything cause you don't want to feel bad

>>377336618
>implying you can't just copy paste the 2ds

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>>377336574
>physical waifu

>>377336697
no i am doing nothing because i don't want to be a murderer, the blood of that person would be on my hands and it was a situation that has nothing to do with me.

say what you want, but choosing to kill that person is morally reprehensible. and its even worse when you have to make everything your business and be the hero, anon thats not the way the world works people will die, but that doesn't mean you need to go around killing people either.

>>377336574
love > money

>>377335824
rip those 5 guys

>>377335586
Multi track drifting is the only correct answer

THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS, MULTI. TRACK. DRIFTING.

>>377335586
1 death is a tragedy. 5 deaths is a statistic. I let it go.

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Train will kill 5 in track unless you

>Push the fatman in front of track
>Jump in and sacrifice yourself
>Or do nothing

Really made me think

>>377336879
>i don't want to be a murderer, the blood of that person
So again, don't want to feel bad so let more people die

>but choosing to kill that person is morally reprehensible
So ever killing especially to save lives is never appropriate?

>when you have to make everything your busines
This situation is your business, hope you like waving at the murder train as it goes by

>>377336870
>even a thing

>>377337160
>rid the world of a fat bringing down society
>Save real people
what a silly question

>>377336574
>Millionaires

Would probably give me like $1000 each. Fuck that

>>377337159
wouldn't 5 deaths be 5 tragedys though senpai

>>377337423
b-b-but m-muh job creators!

>>377337171
>you don't want to feel bad
of course i don't why would i willingly want to be a murderer?

>ever killing especially to save lives is never appropriate
keeping this answer short ( i could go into very deep detail) yes killing to save lives is evil. you are taking a life to save another how do you decide or have the authority to decide which life is more valuable all life is equal weather a crime is being commited or not.
>this situation is your business
no its not, i just so happen to be at the lever that will change the track, i have no business being there, and the reason why i am there is merely coincidence unless specified by the pic which its not.

>>377335586
Multi-track drifting.

>>377336574
>save the millionaires
>they live to see another day and continue to invest in the economy
>their wealth eventually trickles down and i become a millionaire too

anyone who chooses his waifu is a shortsighted poorfag

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>>377336970
gonna have to agree with you on this

a year ago i'd have said the opposite but once you meet your person your life changes

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>>377337373
What if 5 in track are fatmen too
CHECK MATE

>>377337440
Aw shit you're right
Man I'm bad at math

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You should be able to solve this.

>>377337775
Then the first stops them anyway, so it is a question of is the first "man" fatter or the one on the platform

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>>377337718
>their wealth eventually trickles down

[spoiler}>the entire game is a personality test just like this[/spoiler]
fucking hated the ending
redoing the practical test later in the game with typhon skills was fun though

>>377337718
this is the most naive thing ive read in my life

>>377337810
don't pull

its on him

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>>377337718
>wealth eventually trickles down
>SOMEONE ACTUALLY BELIEVES THIS
>AFTER 40+ YEARS
>THERES STILL SOMEONE HERE WHO BELIEVES THIS
>THEY B E L I E V E I T

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>>377337718
>>their wealth eventually trickles down and i become a millionaire too

>>377338367
I choose the loop.
You sick bastard. Who wouldn't choose the loop?

>>377335586
Does this test actually do anything other than changing the test result email?

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Now what

>>377337718
I bet he wouldn't even give you a stock tip for saving his life.

>>377338569
Do you know how companies pay employees?

>>377339071
Do you know how obligation works?
They can go invest elsew-here, no-where, reduce, resize, fire, employ, whatever, they don't care about you. Go eat shit you fucking lemming stockholm retard.

>>377338995
>implying he wouldn't swoop in for the Joker and throw a batarang at the lever to switch the tracks.

>pull lever
>"heh, nothin personnell..."

>>377338995
Don't pull the lever and rape the Joker

>>377339209
But the trolley and the people are in different dimensions

>>377337160
My thought process there was that it didn't mention the fat man would die so I went with pushing fatty

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Do you pull the lever?

>>377335824
I feel like you'd save more lives if you let it hit the 100 people. Pretty sure a train would derail at some point long before it equals a sum fewer than the other 2 tracks combined.

>>377339602

sum from 1 to n of 1 : n people

sum from 1 to n of k: (n^2 - n)/2

Choose the first one assuming both tracks are the same length

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do you pull the lever?

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>>377336574
>Save the millionaires because 5 lives
>They reveal to you they are responsible for the macabre game you played
>Now it's your turn to be tied to the tracks

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>>377336574
>physical waifu
What does that even mean?
If it means a normal girl, then get the money.

>>377340449
whoa hey, thanks for that post redbit.
your incredulity made it sound extra stupid

>>377340208
They're both infinitely long.

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>>377335586
Punch the train. *sip*

>>377339602
No. By not pulling the lever you are actually saving 1/12 people.

>>377339602
>>377340208
>>377340647
1+1+1... = -1/2
1+2+3... = -1/12
Pull the lever to save half a person

>>377340794
-1/12 you mathmagically illiterally dumpass

>>377336574
My waifu is fat enough that the train is immediately stopped by her blubber, with nary a scratch on her nor the train

Checkmate millionairefags

>>377335586
>play some fall from heaven
>a random event appears with this exact same fucking question
God damn it, is nowhere safe?

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>>377340393
i didn't know m. night shamaladingdong browsed /v/ of all places

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>>377336574
Fucking retards, he's saying your current waifu given physical form. Give me my waifu, money can't make anime real.

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Switch.

>>377335586
Do nothing, you cant get sued this way.

>>377336574
>Implying Jews would give me money for saving them
Thinking with my dick always wins.

>>377342034
Plane would still lit off.

>>377342450
lift off*

>>377341775
>physical waifu
In their defense, I'm sure most of them knew this, but he couldn't have phrased it in a less retarded way.

>>377342034
1. 50% chance
2. it'll go flying out
3. switch door
4. it'll still take off

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>>377335824
>no way of communicating

>person 1 shifts the tracks
>person 2 sees that the tracks have shifted on their own and so he doesn't do anything.

>>377342635
it wont fly out since nothing is pushing it
get a degree dude

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>>377342034
50%
A
Switch door
Won't take off

>>377342820
All the answers are wrong you dip.

>>377343305
do you even play minecraft

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7hZfoqsskM

Would you pay for his healthcare?

(a) Yes
(b) No

>>377343984
Would I pay to see him stuff himself more with unhealthy foods until his inevitable heart attack, as opposed to seeing him slowly starve into better shape?

Tough.

>>377343984
Only if he's willing to let me pound his big fat asshole with my bbc

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>>377342635
>>377342450

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>>377337718
based economics bro

>>377342798
what if they're both forced to make their input in 5 seconds and only after those 5 seconds does it play out but the levers are locked by then?

>>377344693
well then that should be specified in the image

>>377344565
I love this picture. Can I download it?

>>377337972
>>377338083
>>377338569
>>377338680
>>377339002
>>377344565
who let the commies out of their containment subreddit?

>(c) push fat guy on tracks

>>377335586
>do you A. watch the death of 5 people or B. cause the death of 1 person

A and always A, I'm not going to prison for "saving 4 lives"

>>377345643
By choosing to do nothing you caused their death.

>>377345731
>I know people are starving around the world
>therefore I'm responsible for thousands of deaths worldwide
no.

>>377344760
it was: they have no way of communicating; this precludes binary signals

>>377345418
t. anon that everyone replied to

>>377345731
not getting involved is the best option

>kill 5 people or kill 1 person and have that on your hands

lol no im going home and playing video games

>>377346018
Unfortunately you're already involved.

>>377346127
nope i ducked out before anyone saw

>>377337440
no the conversion rate is 1 statistic*death / 5 tragedy*death
so the tragedies cancel out. and you are left with 1 statistic

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>>377336574
>Let the train run over the waifu
>Use the money from the millionaires to build a new waifu
Wouldn't even flinch.

>>377345418
>trickle down economics
>voodoo economics
>working
Which alternate reality do you come from, faggotron?