Why didn't you save her during the last splatfest?
I didn't buy a Wii U, but if I did I would've voted for Marie anyway.
>>377328485
Callie was always mid boss material. Not main heroine material like Marie
>>377328485
I don't save traitors.
>>377328485
>Turncoat
>>377328485
marie put a gun to my head
Had to protect the better girl
The lose of Callie was a regrettable sacrifice.
>>377328485
I honestly laugh at people who think the Splatfest altered the outcome in any way. The story was probably written before the first even released, and just tweaked depending on how it turned out
>Callie lost - She turns on Marie and her fans and goes evil
>Callie wins - She goes mad with power and turns evil
The point is, Callie is a traitorous bitch, Marie is best girl.
Proof me wrong. Protip - You can't
>>377329557
>>377328485
Because Marie is pure and Callie's a bitch
>>377328485
I tried my best. It was not enough.
>>377331635
This.
>people would rather save some passive aggressive cunt than a cute genki girl
The Squid Sisters are extremely popular and marketable as fuck. They even had concerts with holograms. There's no way they'd split them up/make one of them a villain. Its very likely a misunderstanding or brainwashing thing. By the end of Splatoon 2's story mode everything will be back to normal. Fellow Callie-bro's need not worry.
If you like Callie more than Marie you can fucking die in a fire
>>377331948
it will turn out that the Octos were the good side all along
I tried to save her but the rest of the world has shit taste
>>377332125
Marie looks like she'd throw you in fire after calling you fat and ugly
>>377331948
No, Callie is literally worse than Hitler now and not redeemable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=869_lwZfyTo
>That music
>But then that laugh at the end
H Y P E
>>377331948
>There's no way they'd split them up/make one of them a villain
Too late anon already a turncoat
>>377331889
that person in the pic you posted looks really familiar
what's his name again?
AT LEAST 8 HUGE OCTO COCKS!
EVERYDAY!
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE HER?
Callie was always a bitch
RIP Calliefags
Best squid always wins baby
>tfw this was all part of my plan and now there are more Calliefags than ever because she's become a martyr
Why didn't you lose Mariefags.
The signs were always there and we chose to ignore them.
>>377332841
>There will be a new Splatfest where it's Good vs Evil
Marie was always low-energy. She's for suckers that like Lucina and married Lydia in their Skyrim playthrough.
Callie is for people that rise to challenges, romanced Mitsuru and don't look for the easy way out. They are patricians.
Marie is for suckers that got laughed at in High School by the Callies.
>>377332841
Nigga you don't even know.
I made the right call.
So that she would become evil and I can join her and the octolings and together we raze down Inkopolis
If the Squid Sisters are no more, who will announce the stages and announcements? Hatsune Miku?
>>377333112
Agent 2 > The Squid Sisters
>>377331635
>>377331889
Same here.
I couldn't play the whole duration of the last slpatfest.
I'm sorry, I failed you miserably
>>377329990
>they made harsh banter between Callie and Marie in the LOCALIZATION, NOT CENSORSHIP because burgers jack off to shittalking each other
LOCALIZATION by the way
>>377332623
>tons more of consentacle porn with her now that she joined the octos.
My dick is not ready
>>377333032
>Marie was always low-energy.
Maybe
>She's for suckers that like Lucina
Wrong on my account
>married Lydia in their Skyrim playthrough
>playing Skyrimjob
>>377332465
>Octolings now have rollers as well
THat's pretty cool
>>377333112
>Not posting it upside down
Marie was so fucing Strayan she could make a grown moot cry
What's his endgame?
>>377328485
I did. I saved her from mediocrity. Unlike Marie who is afraid to be a has-been, Callie used her power and fame to take over the Octarian forces and has become a final boss. No one gives a shit about meek and frail Marie.
>>377334086
>Shoots ink in your path
>>377328485
Because Marie is my Squidfu.
>>377332986
There was Autobots vs Decepticons before.
Decepticons won.
>>377334281
>marie
>smiling
>Win for Team Marie
>Marie loses her sarcastic sass and becomes solemnly morose
Not exactly the character development I was expecting
>>377333032
Callie has more in common with Lucina than Marie.
Sorry anon.
>>377332591
Lord Moldybu-
>>377334086
>This is your average Callie fan
How unfresh
>>377331948
>everything will be back to normal
nobody even knows about the squid sisters anymore by the time of splatoon2; marie's taken the role of "weird old person who brings you to the story" from that old guy from the first game. they're not comin' back
>>377328485
I tried and failed.
I am gonna wait a few years to get a Switch, I know I will miss the splatfests but man I don't want to get it for like 3 good games. However, I did love Splatoon, and want to fuck Marie quite badly.
>>377334954
They're certainly dodging the question about whether on not he's dead by now
>>377334770
once they reunite at the end i'm sure she'll be right back to her sassy demeanor.
>>377334086
>suddenly rollers everywhere in the octarian arsenal
Is she training them or something?
Was Marie shittalking in the Japanese version too?
>>377335696
>Paying your sister for emotionless love
Marie is stone cold.
>>377334954
>Not expecting a come-back re-union tour
If even that fat fuck Axl Rose can do it, anybody can
>all those fags protecting materialistic piece of shit Marie
You are all irreedemable filth
>>377335434
Octolings also have sloshers and A E S T H E T I C shades.
>>377329512
This. I feel like shit about it too...
>>377335696
She was an easy going girl who had a fascination for puns. No trash talking, and burgers would think she was boring.
>>377334770
She was never originally sarcastic to begin with unless you were a burger, or probably Yuropoor.
>>377337503
>She was an easy going girl who had a fascination for puns
>EU localization didn't even have that
>>377337618
I would describe her Bong version as deadpan more than sarcastic
>>377337750
Man, EU's localization for these ninty games is terrible, isn't it? It killed that one advance wars game, splatoon, and probably splatoon2.
>>377334974
I'll wait until I get a release date on Xenoblade 2. But Splatoon is tempting.
>>377337802
Yeah, that's a good word, I wanted to use that one but forgot it.
>>377338159
It's 99% faithful to the Japanese script. Whether that's a good or bad thing varies by person and game. It prevented EU games from getting meme'd up by the Treehouse, for instance.
>>377338159
>US version takes out the Japanese jokes and replaces them with 4kids-tier faggotry
>UK version takes out the Japanese jokes and replaces them with an empty lifeless void
You can't win.
>>377335696
>bitemarks don't reflect squid fangs
So who was the third party?
>>377328485
she finally joined the side of the true heroes
>>377338473
it's not quite 4kids-tier; 4kids tier would be removing the jap elements of games (i.e. marie wouldn't be wearing that japanese dress that she's wearing in the trailer, rin rin from arms would be italian and her stretchy arms would be made of pasta) or the "mature" elements (killing, guns, the concept of death); american ninty only really does that with fanservice, and even then it's usually just covering up chartacters slightly, not straight up replacing dialogue. better than killing all the characterization that EU translation does.
>>377338473
Exaggerating much? I'll take the us translation over the eu one anyway. Your DJ octavio is crap! CRAP!
>>377328485
for many
the choice was obvious
>>377328485
We could only pick one. If it were the other way around there would be just as much Marie shitposting.
>>377334037
>Octolings have rollers now
>They probably have chargers too
>There will be maps with perfectly synchronized roller/sniper ambushes from a whole Octoling squad
I tried to save Callie but the Marie fans were just too strong.
>>377334037
>>377342949
Octo girls giggling as they crush you with their rollers
https://youtu.be/Lkf1rO1U0Co?t=20s
can't wait
>Callie
Literally cum dump for shota Octos
>>377328485
I tried, but i was weak.
>>377342949
That would be really good, like the equivalent of the special team battles you get in Xd, and Colosseum where they hit you with slaking skill swaps, or follow me/swords dance ninjask
>>377334086
To get out of t-rex mode
I swear before that final splatfest there were way more Calliefags on here defending their waifu. Did they all commit mass suicide after the results?
>>377332465
>you never heard of me?
>FOR EEL?
>>377328485
I tried, you fuck, we were outnumbered!
Now she is villain.
Actually I'm glad we lost, that's even hotter.
>>377344516
>not wanting marine life puns
What are you gay?
>>377343676
Can't wait for those corruption doujins
>>377340356
The North American localization is very strong and I would argue actually changes the characterization intent way more.
All of the Fests being changed was actually very 4Kids tier, inarguably.
>>377347926
It's rather like what 4kids did to this show!
>>377331889
>people would rather have a mindless bimbo than a sassy qt
>>377328485
>tfw I was sick during the splatfest so I didn't get to fight for my girl callie
Shame.
I would've preferred Marie becoming the villain honestly. She looks the type imo. Not that it's a bad thing. Could've been like some sexy villainess, not that Callie can't pull it off.
Is there even going to be a split EU and NA localization? I thought they merged those into one now that the games aren't region locked any more.
>>377331889
tbf the only reason why i like calie over marie is because of >short hair
they are both enjoyable characters
unlike marie, calie will be actually relevant to the story mode tought
>>377335434
Probably told them how to make the city made weapons, since in the first game Octolings only had the basic splattershot.
>>377332465
Is that a fucking P90?
what are the lyrics to the squid sister song?
>>377350558
Sheldon bringing the goods
>>377350563
*squid sounds*
>>377331948
>Final Boss is DJ Octavio pumping out sick beats with a brainwashed Callie providing vocals
>you break the brainwashing halfway through the fight
>the Squid Sisters reunite and sing an epic new song as you beat the final parts of the DJ Octavio fight.
You heard it here first
>>377351547
>brainwashed
Its shit
>>377352072
>nintendo getting rid of their 2nd most marketable character in the last 10 years
It's brainwashing because money.
>>377353384
The can end the campaign with Callie seeing the error of her ways and Marie forgiving her
>>377337503
>>377337750
>>377338159
You anti-localization fags are so god damned insufferable. Sorry your imaginary video game waifu was made fun in english for a whimsical fun game.
English squid sister > Jap squid sisters. You can't prove me wrong. All you can do is bitch.
>>377328485
>a female character with a purple color scheme is a filthy traitor
wow where have i seen this before?
>>377354247
>>377354247
I sense a trend here
>>377331948
It will turn out that Callie came to sympathisize with the largely sufferable and malnourished Octolings who are basically the middle eastern refugees of the squid world
>>377354247
What? No way
Will the Squid Sisters still have a concert during Splatfests?
If not then whose music will it be?
>both of squid sisters are white
why are the nips so racist
>world is in ruins already, inkopolis on fire, tens of thousands of squids dead in the streets everywhere
>final battle
>you are on top of octorock and finally face Callie after battling your way through her army of octolings
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI starts playing
>Callie fights you in a huge mecha
>after a long fight gets out, rips off her mech goggles and fights you one on one, no weapons
>after another excruciatingly long and difficult fight you finally bring her down
>Marie appears and sees the fatally wounded Callie before her in the dirt
>kneels over her and asks why she did this, whether she even recognized her anymore
>Callie gathers her last strength and looks up at Marie
>Marie hugs her
>Callie has tears running down her face and says she is sorry, she cannot be saved anymore
>you hear a little click
>Callie triggered a splat grenade to kill both herself and Marie
>>377353682
>anti-localization fags
Stay free, NoAdrone
>>377355229
>Callie triggered a splat grenade to kill both herself and Marie
What a selfish bitch
>>377355214
racist to what, squids?
>>377355947
yes
>>377356751
>anon's first day on /v/
Can't wait for this game desu
>>377356907
it's actually my-1st day
wait, what happened to this guy? did he get a death penalty?
>>377355214
Pretty sure they're green and purple.
>>377358851
They trapped him in a snowglobe, remember?
>>377358851
>>377358898
What are the chances Octavio got freed because Callie knocked she snowglobe over by accident?
>>377350721
A STRAIGHT FUCKIN P90
>>377358884
thanks doc.
>>377331948
I think it's pretty obvious with that new multiplayer horde mode that there's some kind of renewed energy crisis happening that goes beyond both octarians and squids. Perhaps the zapfish are dieing out or there just aren't enough. In that new trailer inkopolis was looking pretty run down itself compared to the first game.
What probably happened is the new threat of these other sea creatures showed up and started attacking the octarians, and gramps and callie made the decision to free octavio and help his people.
Marie being a clueless idiot decides to recruit somebody to "save" her sister and ends up finding out callie/gramps are with the octarians. She'll immediately assume betrayal and/or go through emotional crisis. When you manage to fight your way to octavio the new sea creatures will show up and you end up fighting with him/callie to defend yourselves. Then the rest of the game is clearing the new fucks out of the octarian underground.
>>377359568
That actually makes a lot of sense.
I'm going to go with this now.
>>377359568
>In that new trailer inkopolis was looking pretty run down itself compared to the first game.
It's a new location (somewhere else in Inkopolis), apparently based on Times Square instead of Shibuya
>>377351547
>the Squid Sisters reunite and sing an epic new song as you beat the final parts of the DJ Octavio fight.
Its great
>>377328485
I tried, but... I failed...
I hope Splatoon 2 will let me atone for my failure
>>377358851
>>377359046
Hey hipsters,
My name is Octavio, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day playing stupid ass turf wars. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than actually reading Sheldon's flavor text.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was leader of the Octarian forces, and a legendary DJ. What hobbies do you have, other than “collect sea snails and trade them for slots with a junkie”? I also straight up can't get contained by any jail , and have a banging hot cumdump (She just blew me; Shit was SO fresh). You are all hipsters who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>377332636
>>377359046
>>377358898
>The recent story site update tells that the snowglobe got broken and left in shards.
>The Octolings and Callie both use the same new shades
>Old man nowhere to be found
>>377355142
If you didn't notice on the new songs in the single player trailer, there's only a single vocal beat instead of two like in Splatoon.It's because there's only one squid sister doing the new stuff.
>>377359879
>shit was SO fresh
kek
>online battles/announcements are read by a speaker and a faceless voice as you first log on
>cuttlefish undercover investigating Callie
>Marie doesnt know
>single player campaign begins
>Marie tells you to hunt down octolings
>a sea of dead octolings by your, Agent Four's hands
>Callie brainwashed with shades
>Callie and Marie fight in the backround with epic music while you take on the manchild puzzle online tutorial
>you finish the puzzle, cuttlefish knocks the shades off Callie
>everyone waits on Callie's next action
>Callie still sperging out shouting shit about Marie's actions
>Cuttlefish puts on the shades
>he comments they are just regular shades
>Callie looks confused and blushing
>"Wat?"
>cut to black
>squid sisters are back doing the announcements
ss this post
will you save me anon?
>we weren't just voting for our favorite girl
>we were voting for which one wouldn't be killed off
Jesus. I'm sorry, Callie. I should have fought harder for you.
FORESHADOWING
>>377360370
Somebody will complain bringing up that it's a localization
>/v/ loves callie now
Yeah no, there's no shills on /v/ of course not
>>377335434
>Rollers
>Gatlings
>Sloshers
>Snipers
They pretty much got all of the Splatoon 1's weaponry in some form or fashion. That's a nice twist honestly.
>>377354247Surprise, I'm actually an Octoling.
>Squid Sisters introduced
>choose Marie over Callie
>Splatfests happen
>Callie gets all the better choices (except cats as they're always inferior)
>eventually fight for Callie as she becomes my new favorite
>now she's evil
What a road I chose, but I'll ride it till the end.
>>377360370
Marie taking the fun out of Callie's win by accepting the loss with respect and no smack talk was great.
Callie looks nice, but is actually rash with her words and demeanor.
Marie seems cold and distant, but if you don't judge, you'll see she's genuinely sweet and kind. Subtlety beats all.
2 more months
>>377361884
1more monrh tfwgggoty