Thanks for buying my game, anon!

sure thing, Todd.

Looks like I'm getting a refund

i pirated it

your not welcome

Come out with a new game you fucking hack and not Fallout 4: Special Edition.

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I love your games. I've pirated every single one.

>>377325840
so did I. all of them

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>>377325463
>>377325840
>>377326145
What?

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>>377325840

>>377326238
don't worry todd

once i get enough money i will buy skyrim on steam

>>377325158
I pirated Fallout 4

the only fallout game I didn't pirate was New Vegas

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>>377326217
NOT SO FAST MOTHERFUCKER

>>377325158
>buying

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No, Todd, I should be the one thanking you. It ended up being the greatest video game ever made, after all.

>>377326356
You smell bad and i pirated your games.

>>377325158
I bought it used

Is Fallout 4 at least worth a yohoho or should I not bother?

I never pirated your games, but I never planned to buy any either.

>>377326630
It has some little things you might enjoy, but it'll mostly just bore you and piss you off.
Unless you get a kick out of seeing how shit games are.

Can a Todd please tell me why I should buy their games?
because frankly all them look like unfinished horseshit

Hey Todd! I've never pirated a single Bethesda game!

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>>377326356
Too slow, toddo

>>377325158
Hey Todd, I bought one of your games twice

>>377325158
You're welcome Todd!

Thanks for 327h in Fallout 4

>>377326630
Remember that "Wanderer" trailer? That's what it's good for mostly. Wandering around. The rest is garbage

>>377325158
But I didnt

>>377325158
Hey Todd, how tall are you?

>>377325158
Why do you assume I bought it just because it's a physical copy? It fell off a truck along with many other copies which I sold.

>>377326630
It is a fun shooter, and it has some neat building autism if you like that. You also get zombielike npcs and endless "go to x, kill y" quests.

>>377326630
It's unbelievably tedious and the main story isn't worth getting into but if you enjoy clearing out dungeons and fucking around in crafting menus, I'd say go for it.
Avoid it like the plauge if you're a /k/ type.
Also avoid it if you can't stand bugs and glitched out companions.

>>377325158
Oh? Yeah I'm playing it Todd but I didn't buy it. I pirated it.

>>377325158
Thanks for the smile, Todd. You just brightened my day.

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>>377327404
Well you definitely should to support amazing game devs such as Todd Howard, creator of the Fallout® franchise.

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>>377328138
I agree Bethesda deserves over 1,000,000 sales on every game they release because they put so much time and effort into all their games to make them the best they can be.

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>>377328327
no way fag

>>377328327
You look...familiar
Have I seen you before?

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You're going to buy fallout 4 and skyrim yes? Do it for me anon.

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>>377325158
hahah, another "Todd" thread. What a time to be alive!

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>>377327442
>>377328806

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Buy is a strong word Todd.

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>>377328806
FUCKOIMNG DELLTE THIESS

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STOP BEING SO FUCKING LOUD I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

>>377326408
What a numale opinion

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buy my mixtape

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>>377328943
>stop having fun you guys

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>>377325158
I got fallout 4 off piratebay and I felt disappointed. going to fill for a refund but nice try Todd.

Try better next time like New Vegas, that one was pretty cool :3

>>377325158
No problem! I really liked Skyrim!
Honestly Fallout 4 wasn't that good but i had a lot of fun with Skyrim, you can't always have everything right, but that's okay! Keep going Todd!

>>377326630
It, like "Fallout" 3 shows how Bethesda butchered the series. They should just give it to Obsidian and gas themselvs

>>377329107
Tread lightly, kid. Meme irresponsibly and you won't be happy with what happens to you.

>>377328943
Fuck off, Todd.

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>>377329236
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT?

>>377328943
>post funnyjunk frog in the year of our lord 2017
>has the audacity to call anything unfunny
K Y S mi familia

>>377325158
what damn game, Todd?
I think you're mistaken. I didn't buy "ur gaem :)".
I think you're confusing me with somebody else.

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Todd always preaches about Fallout 4 and Skyrim in these threads and never talks about Fallout 3 or Oblivion. I wonder why's that

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What do you mean you didn't buy the fallout 4 DLC?

>>377329494
go away Aaron or whatever the fuck ur called

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>>377329453
>>377329494
>>377329349
>>377329334

EEEEEEEEEEEENNNNOOOUUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What'cha playing anon?

Rumor has it that Todd got the Dwemer removed from Skyrim because they used his likeness to save money on the development budget and he flipped his shit.

>>377325158
Why are you thanking for buying someone else's game Todd. You don't make jrpgs

>>377329705
well, I..uh..y-you see, Todd..*starts sweating*...I...actually didn't buy Fallout 4 in the first place.

*ducks and immediately takes cover behind some bushes*

>>377329706
I know it's you, Todd. Answer the question

>>377329705
It's too expensive, Todd.

>>377328979
Todd was sitting on a barstool.

>>377329236
New Vegas was made by Obsidian, that's why it wasn't garbage.
Bethesda ended on Morrowid, fuck you Todd

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>>377330013
>Todd was sitting on a barstool.
So was Kojima

>>377329096
I dont feel like it, i'm playing New Vegas.

everytime someone Todd posts, another bethesda game gets pirated

>>377330108
Kojima was standing

>>377325158
Todd, I can't reach my wallet in my pocket to pay for the game. Can you perhaps grab it for me?

>>377330303
Good.

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>>377330396
Here you go, anon. I already converted the money into Fallout 4. Enjoy!

>>377330524
O-oh thanks.

I also have more money for you but some bullies shoved it up my ass. I want you to have it though.

>>377330368
>Kojima was standing
Todd was too, on the barstool.

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>>377330761
Wanna run that by me again?

Hey todd, thanks for giving me Skyrim SE for free.

Because I sure as fuck wouldn't have paid for it.

>>377330903
NEW VEGAS WAS BETTER

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>>377330903
Oh no, don't cut my big toe down there Toddy!

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>>377330704
Me and my boys will take care of it. Just bend over.

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>>377330704
Alright, anon. Are you ready to be probed? There'll be a Skyrim copy waiting for you!

I unironically bought Fallout 4 just yesterday because I want to see how bad it is as a Fallout game and I really need a brainless open world shooter without complicated mechanics due to my current limitations. Murder me /v/. is far harbor good? all the other dlc look like complete shite

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>>377331145
>>377331025
Delete both of these posts.

>>377325158
Oh hey great game, tod!
But... what is this "buying" you keep talking about?

>>377331156
>>377331191
Be gentle. It's my first purchase.

>>377331230
Far Harbor was quite comfy, actually felt like an RPG

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>>377331283
Damnit Todd where did you get this!?

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>>377331284
don't fucking start with me anon

Skyrim is actually a fun game when you completely overhaul it with mods.

>>377330903
I think Manlytears towers over you, Stubb

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>>377331569
THAT'S IT, THAT'S THE LAST FUCKING DROP

>>377331503
Good to know Anon, maybe will get this after playing most of the game

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>>377331797
And mods are FREE, right?

>>377331797
That means it's a bad game.

>>377331818
TODD NO YOU'LL SLIP AND HURT YOURSELF LITTLE GUY

>>377330524
based tod

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>>377331937
S-SHUT UP

>>377332046
Aw sweetie, it's okay! I'll give you a hug, but I'll be careful not to crush you!

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*cough*
hey anon, thanks for buying Fallout 4. I hope you like it and decide to buy the season pass for it. It would really help me afford my operation

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>>377331797
You cannot grasp the true form of Todd's lies!

>>377331937
Never said it was a good game.

It becomes one when you completely stuff it with mods.

>>377325158
>tfw neve ever obsidian directed game on whatever engine larian uses for Div:OS
What happened boys, I thought the crypg renaissance was upon us

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>>377328979

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>>377332171
No need for hugs, thank you. But buying my games would make me feel a lot better!

>>377332217
Are you the Senate?

>>377332438
You got it Todd! I already started with New Vegas.

Where's TES6 you fack?

Please don't screw it up like FO4.

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>>377332217
Go ahead and die, you stupid junkie. We praise Randy now

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>>377325463
*Blocks your refund*

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Please buy Fallout 4™

I will give you a handjob if you make and release SKSE64 yourself since the developers of it have apparently no fucks to give.

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>>377332535
Say that again faggot

>>377332765
NEW VEGAS IS THE ONLY FALLOUT GAME WORTH BUYING

THE REST AREN'T EVEN WORTH STEALING

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>>377332859
Haha very funny Anon... when did you get a lock?

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>>377325158
you're welcome Todd!
I appreciate the effort you and all of the developers up into making these games.
However could you please focus more on the Role Playing aspect? I'm so tired of being king of everything.
I just want to be an ordinary dude, with a house, cute girlfriend(male), friends and bravery. I don't want to be the fucking Hoonding

>>377332921
COME NO CLOSER

OR I WILL MAKE THE WASTELAND A REALITY

>>377332620
You're a big liar.

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>>377333071
Let me in! I need to talk to you!

>>377333168
WHAT

BUT TODD

I AM DEAF

Hey Todd, can you please say hi to Kojima-san for me? Thanks!

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>>377333225
OPEN UP! I WILL DESTROY YOU!

>>377333326
WHAT

TODD I CANT HEAR

ARE YOU OKAY

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>>377332921
>>377333168
>>377333326
Fugg Todd, you are ruining my sides
I can't play Fallout anymore

>>377325158
Someone has the pic of angry Todd having two smiles? FaceApp can be creepy sometimes

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>>377333445
*teleports behind you*
Hehehe nothing personal kid

>>377326630
I'm not going to lie, I like the Power Armor system, even if it fucking shits on the canon regarding the power system and the training you need. There's something fun about taking care of your power armor and upgrading it with cool shit. Gunplay is fun too if you can get over the fucking left handed bolts and gun design in general, but everything else is pretty mediocre.

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>>377333445
YOU SON OF A BITCH

>>377333617
>>377333550
OH SHIT

ITS A TINY BUG

EW EW SQUISH IT

what do you think todd's feet smell like

>>377330368

ON THE EDGE

>>377333730
OF A BARSTOOL

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>>377329792
>Rumor has it that Todd got the Dwemer removed from Skyrim because they used his likeness to save money on the development budget and he flipped his shit
where's the joke?
>>377331814
thats a bit harsh, anon

>>377325158
When's Fallout VR, Todd?

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>>377333134
For you
I only tell the truth

damn I love this thread. Delicious.

>>377333861
He said no.
I'm sure some anon will say what he specifically said, but it's yes and no, basically "not yet". VR still being young and experimental and all that. Plus something to do with working ladders

>>377332217
I never bought it but my good friend Jack Sparrow gave it to me.

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>>377333995
Jack Sparrow you say?

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You want to buy Fallout 4 and a Season Pass...

>>377334223
Yeah, is something wrong?

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>>377333020
Fucking this.
I hate being the god damn administrator of shit. I pay games for fun, not as a second job. I just want to be a regular unknown dude.

Can Todd be my persona?

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>>377328694
Probably not,because i am John Smith,a unknown random normal guy with no ties to Bethesda or its awesome president Todd Howard.

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>>377334351
You pay games games for fun? That's fantastic, because I've heard Fallout 4 is one of the most enjoyable games one could ever buy!

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>>377334653
but Fallout 4 gives you everything in the first half an hour!
Let me build up my character to the point where I can afford power armour and a minigun and then I will have fun.

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>>377332046
Stop posting these obvious shops. Here's the original.

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*BOOM* *BOOM*
*CRASH*

That's all it takes for Todd to come and force you to buy Fallout 4.
Why don't you own it yet?

>>377334318
But Todd... I'm you

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>>377334328
No..nothing. You're alright anon, don't go to work tomorrow.

>>377334919
How is Todd so tall?

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YYYYYou wiLL bUy ffffffffffALLOUT 4, insECT

But Todd you gave me any my friends Fallout 4 and Skyrim EE with all DLC for Christmas last year. When Fallout 5?

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>>377334318
Hai....

Season Pass....

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>>377334628
Of course! He's already stolen my heart.

>>377334919
Why is Todd so blurry and low res?

>>377334975
Thanks Todd but i was not going anyway since i have to torrent Skyrim and Fallout 3.

>>377325158
I'll buy it again, IF you can give me a nicer and BIGGER smile

>>377333768
LIKE THE MANLETS ONCE SAID

>>377335271
He's clearly standing in the front. The stupid camera man just didn't focus on him. Probably didn't even know who he was and focused on these literally who's instead.

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>>377335343
Here's one, on the house!

>>377335520
not good enough

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>>377334919
The true original is the best.

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ONE MORE TODD REJECTED

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>>377335646
What about a cute costume?

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>>377334318

>>377335271
Todd is augmented

>>377335807
I..I don't know

>>377325158
I have never pirated any of your games Todd. The only game I played was Oblivion and it was shit.

TWO PIRATED COPIES?

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Sup nerds. You bought Fallout 4, right?

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>>377336660
Maaaaaaybe...

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>>377336660
No way brah.
I don't play games made by fags from the chess club.

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You WILL buy my next game, right? I don't want to have to use my 『Stand』

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>>377336883
JUST
FUCKING
BUY IT

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>>377337216
I'll unwrite you from the canon like I did the jungles of Cyrodiil

>>377335271
He's rendered in the Fallout 4 engine.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOM, todd's arguing with himself again!

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Buy all my games.

>>377335159
Is this Nekopara lady?

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SUCH A LUST FOR FALLOUT 4
BUY!

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>>377337731

I LOVE TODD'S GAMES

>>377328782
do i get good boy points?

>>377338223
I WAS BORN IN A SMALL BOARD
I WAS STILL A CHILD WHEN WERE RAIDED BY SHILLS
BETHESDA SHILLS

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JUST
BUY IT

>>377337406
WTF!? WHY IS THIS PICTURE MAKING MY PC BUY FALLOUT 4!?

i fucking love these threads so much

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I like you Todd, but I don't enjoy your games.

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please buy Fallout 4. dad says that he'll keep beating me if you don't

>>377338796
YESTERDAY YOU SAID WHEN IT'S ON SALE
SO JUST
BUY IT

>>377339087
What does he do to you when someone pirates his game? Because that's what i'm planning on doing.

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>>377339390
Gives me the goofballs

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>>377333932
THREE
HUNDRED
ENDINGS

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>>377339230
You'll buy now

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Are you a /dreamboy/, anon?

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>>377339087
Hey Toddie, I picked up this instead!

>>377325158
Actually, only nufallout i bought was NV, todd. I pirated 3 and bought steam account acces for 4 for like 1 dolaroo (suprisingly, it's still works).
Last TES game i bought was morrowind.
Cheerio

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>>377335747

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There is a beautiful man being posted in this thread

>>377325158
Todd would you like to explain your whole deal with "Sexy kitty" in morrowind was?

You aint a furry right todd?

>>377341228
I liked that cat

>>377334351
Post more art, that rock on the left looks like Todd when he finds out you are not buying his games

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>>377341228
I reckon he ain't. And even if he was, though he's not, we shouldn't be judging a man for what he's into

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>>377341395
Of course you do todd.

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LET ME IN

>>377329705
I do it next week just don't blow me

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>>377340360
Buy hee my game ho

>>377343559

Agidyne

>>377325158
No problem, Todd, keep on making those hits!

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>>377343912
Sorry pal, I fused Dodge Fire beforehand. I was born at night but not last night.

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Unga bunga buy Fallrock 4

Why did Todd get memed into becoming the king of lies and not Sean Murray?

>>377345286
Silly anon! Sean Murray is already the god of lies

>>377345286
Because he constantly overhypes his games like sean murray.

I don't think he's a bad developer or even that he hates the game, just a massive moneygrubbing fuck and would rather make the team do less work for more investor pay. Also he seems to legitimately have some sort of love for the elder scrolls series.

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>>377345286
Todd is far more charismatic.

>>377345286
Todd technically doesn't lie. He'll state what is going into the game at the time, but those features are more than likely cut for the final release.

Sean Murray just flatout lies.

>>377345286
Todd is more charismatic.

>>377339885
DELET

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>>377325158
>Implying I play Betheshit

>>377345286
Murrays lying seems to be more of a neurological tick than being a piece of shit(I mean that could also be a lie), Tod does it for the money.

>>377345286
He's been around for longer and done it far more consistently.

I don't know, I'm thinking of getting a second copy of new Vegas

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>>377343912
SON OF MAN, I REQUEST THAT YOU PURCHASE FALLOUT® 4 OR I SHALL STRIKE YOU DOWN.

>>377325158
No prob Todd. I literally played it once and dropped it but one day I'll go back and beat it.

Todd sucks

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>>377348134
TAKE HIM AWAY

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If evens I buy vegas:odds I buy fallout 4

>>377329792
Source?

>>377348308
TODD ETERNALLY BTFO

>>377346280
10/10

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>>377348134
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>377348227
>>377348502
You can't touch me Todd. You suck and your games are broken, unfinished messes.

I tell everyone who wants to try your game to get it pre-owned. It's cheaper and they thank me for the money saved

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>>377348308
Alright time to start my travel in the Mojave.

>>377327357
>"Wanderer" trailer?
>the goal of the game is building settlements
bravo todd

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>>377348610
YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE NOW BUCKO

>>377332217
This is low Todd, very low.

>>377325158
I didn't

is far harbor any good?
thinking of pirating it

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>>377325158
My brothers girlfriends sister gave me fallout 4 a couple of days ago. And so far I haven't even touched it because it looks like an uninteresting piece of shit game :) I think I might re-sell the game just to make a quick buck.

>>377348720
You won't be disappointed anon look for the big green dinosaur and you'll find a friend :)

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>>377350345
I guess you don't want salvation then

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>>377325158
Hey as long as you're a fan of Nep, I don't mind. Just not at full price.

>>377345286
Todd is infinitely more charismatic.

>>377345286
I honestly can't tell if Todd is a cynical bastard or he's some sort of Molyneaux 2.0 and he's just delusional.
That's how good he is.

>>377345286
Sean has the most punchable face on the planet while Todd is a sexy hunk

>>377350345
>My brothers girlfriends sister gave me fallout 4 a couple of days ago
WOw what a coincidence my grandfathers boyfriends granddaughters husbands son gave me a copy of fallout 4 a couple of days ago too

the game is actually really fun and the DLC changes the game from a 9/10 to a 9/11 you should play the game and buy the dlc trust me youll love it bro

>>377351354
>9/10 to a 9/11
in actuality ignoring the joke, would that make something better or worse?

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>>377350381
It better not be any kind of mutant or overly optimistic fucker.

>>377351843
worse. One is 0.9, the other is 0.81

Do you think Todd knows of these threads?

>>377352138
He certainly does not. Why would I browse this shithole of a board when he has Fallout 5 and Skyrim 2 to work on?

>>377350780
I don't like nep.

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>>377352360
>He certainly does not why would I browse

>>377352138
No but he browses NeoGAF.

Todd is a spiderposter

>>377329705
Settle down. I'm just waiting for the next sale to hover over.

Geez, It can come soon enough

>>377326408

hahahahahaha
no

>>377325158

But Todd I pirated it

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>>377353601
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>377329921
hey anon is your house on fire

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>>377353601

What did you say? could not hear you because of your wife

>>377353835
n-no?

>>377354015
ya sure about that, bud?

>>377353915
You act like I mind that. Todd you can fuck my wife anytime as long as I can call your son mine.

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>>377354105
shit forgot pic

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TOOOOOOOOOODD HOOOOOOWAAAAARD

WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO

>>377354130

It's ok I pirated Todd's son

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You guys remembered to buy my game, right?

>>377354451
Don't even know who you are dude.

this is too funny

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>>377354664
You know what's even funnier?

Fallout 4, such a great game

>>377354451

Suck todd's bullocks

>>377354451
While it was on sale with DLC, yeah

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Are ya buyin my game, anon?

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>>377355161
Thank you, Anon!
>>377355054
That wasn't very nice.

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Does anyone have the Todd post that's a parody of this one?

>>377338114
Yeah, it's her art from Saimin Enbu

http://www.strawpoll.me/12994622

>>377325158
You're welcome Todd, please continue making amazing games.

>>377325158
I played it for an hour and 59 minutes then got a refund so I could buy good games.

>>377325158
Actually Todd I got the Skyrim Remaster for free from having purchased the legendary edition off steam.

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Alright criminal scum, If you pirated my-I mean Todd Howard's game speak up now.

Todd Howard: "everything I say is false"
how do we get out of this snafu?

>>377356483
"It just works."

>>377355297
No I'm fapping to my pristine graded collection of Skyrim releases.

>>377326630
>Is Fallout 4 at least worth a yohoho
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRj3DnV1_QU

>>377325158
You guys could probably be sued for lible at this point for how horrible these threads are.

Hey guys I just got a Switch. Is there any game I should pre order?

>>377357446
t. Todd Howard

Todd Howard is a rather handsome man.

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>>377358359
for you

T O D D

H O W A R D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4

>>377353089
it is tho

Does anyone have the clip of Todd saying "See that mountain? You can climb it."? I can't find it anywhere.