ITT: Games that look fake but aren't

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>>377317779
Oh god it reminds me of Ride to Hell Retribution

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>>377316735
Look at these moneybags looking dwarf motherfuckers heil hitler

>>377317901

Joke covers don't count.

>>377318009
Blue>Red >shit >Yellow

>>377318009
>5 copies of Video Game and Video Game
>Only 1 copy of Video Game
>Xbox 360 versions of all

IKEA should kill itself.

>>377318032
Man, a few years ago my local GS had entire aisles full of these fucking games.
Why do krauts love shitty simulation games so much?

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>>377318165
There is a series that this is accurate for.

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>>377318032
dude what the fuck is it with germany and these games

>>377318165
Swap red and blue around and you've got that spot on.

>inb4 yellowfags

>>377318304
>Why do krauts love shitty simulation games so much?

because Arbeit macht frei

>>377318165
>Bluefags

literally kill yourself you fucking casual
Yellow was the last actually challenging game in the series

>>377318304
their goverment is so strict on vidya, its all their allowed to play

>>377318627
What does zero dawn even mean

>>377318304
Germans have no souls, they are automatons who look human for some ungodly reason.

>>377318737
Germans are subhuman, the Anglo should have destroyed all of Germany when we had the chancen

>>377318730
Not even the devs know.

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>>377316735

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>>377318032
Is this a box factory sim?

>>377318627
Video game namest video game name to have ever video game named.

>>377318956
kek

>>377318956
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UOQCltgX3xM

>>377318484
>tfw I know what that means and I know why I know
Fuck this site

>>377319529

Yeah, it's the sign above that concentration camp. It's a fairly known quote.

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>>377319394
>someone just photoshopped a paintbrush into his hand

>>377319529
Ideally you should know it because you're not a retard and actually paid attention in history class but knowing you, you probably got it from here or reddit or whatever.

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>>377319529
>>377318484

>Want to fund a school one day
>I will never be able to put that sign right at the entrance without some fag complaining about it

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>>377319785
>going to good goyim American public school

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>>377319708
Holy shit guys, somebody get in on this bargain!

>>377316735
But that isnt a game

>>377320040
It has things like a puzzle and a paint thing, and you play and interact with those, so, technically, it is a game.

>>377318165
>yellow
>under shit

It improved on every game play aspect compared to Red and Blue. Fucking bluefags and their nostalgia goggles.

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>>377320019
>$3,000

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>>377318304
german here

these games are sort of a mystery.

I have a lifelong experience of gaming and noticed the following things about these games:

>they are always stocked in the gaming section of a shop
>never have I seen anyone actually purchase them nor did I see any of those games in the shelf being sold out
>I have never met a guy who played them and never seen them in the shelf of anyones house
>never found anyone selling these at a flee market
>never found anyone selling these on ebay as used games

This is a bigger mystery than how every computer in the early 2000s had Moorhuhn installed yet nobody knew why. There are some higher powers at work in the german gaming industry.

>>377318853
>the Anglo should have destroyed all of Germany when we had the chancen
England? Kek.

>>377318165
Fuck off dude. Pikachu actually followed you around in Yellow and the game was somewhat faithful to the anime.

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>>377319394
in the past he had a dick but they removed it lol

he's actually naked and just wearing a helmet and leather jacket man

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>>377320586

nah you're just retarded these games are to go to
>Aunt/Uncle Grandma/Grandpa Mum/Dad want to buy """fun""" """educational""" games

also there are enough autists that play these games unironically

>>377320710
isn't it funny that brits are basically just lesser Germans corrupted by generations of Island Incest

>>377320019
buy it and make it a clicker game where every time you click you punch Pepe the Frog and you get a random generated butthurt post from /pol/

>>377320817
>OTHER GAME

>>377320710
No I'm Canadian

>>377320586
My ~50 years old uncle plays them.

>>377320920
ALL OF THE DAY BRO

>>377320586

>It turns out that none of those games are real, they're just empty cases all game stores keep a shelf of so they can point to the "educational value" of games to ward against further government restrictions on violent vidya

>>377321025
That was the game that still has an active tourney scene to this day right?
I remember watching a video of the grand finals of it once and both dudes were just constantly throwing banter at each other and having a great time.

>>377320586
buy one.

>>377318205
>itself

You must mean itshelf.

>>377318956
What's this? Is this really in the game? Where?

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>>377320586
A friend of mine used to work in a PC store and he once told me that he had several customers who only upgraded their pc to play the latest job simulator.

>>377321561
I walked in on my girlfriend playing this one once.

>>377321052
My current theory is that THEY use those games as a tool to communicate their plans and further the cause. Once you need to broadcast a message to the organization, you simply print out another simulator game and have them pick it up.

>>377321025
why would shrek hit such a beautiful woman?

>>377321335
That was bad and I feel horrible for actually laughing at this, god damn it anon.

>>377318730
Play the game for about 80 hours reading every boring written note, listening to hours upon hours of boring audio logs, watching holographic melodramatic reenactments of events long past, and you'll know.

>>377321335
Carlos, you fucking dickwipe.

>>377321625
The fuck, I thought these games were purposely so shitty looking and really simple so any toaster could run them

>>377318318

What series is that?

>>377320927
>Canada in WW2
lol.

>>377321545
It's like Ubisoft predicted it's own future.

>>377319423

>Iconic

>>377318318
Is shit 1?

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lol Yurop

>>377322125
It was a cry for help.

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>>377321025
This doesn't deserve to be in this thread, it's an amazing game.

>>377318032
This can't be real.

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>>377318026
Okay.

>>377319708
Where is the dick ?

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>>377318304
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>>377323004
you don't even know

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>>377322612
You managed to accomplish something at the behest of Britain. Congratulations.

>>377321163
i had to see it to believe it. it looks fun.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMO9U00pZ3k

>>377323547
I mean, I played eurotruck2, profarm is probably comfy, and so on, but a fucking box factory sim? Work simulators have gone too far, what's next, pro garbage collector simulator?

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>>377323636
Canada is British

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>>377323383
i have this game it's fucking great, all the tony hawk handheld games were great up until that downhill jam shit

>>377325261
What the hell I'm looking at.

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>>377324350
we are already behind the point of no return

>>377325261
>2006
It looks like 1994 at best

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>>377325667
Jesu Fucking Christ.

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>>377325374
Germany

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>>377316735
PC exclusive Dark Souls

>>377321025
WHY IS THAT CAT SO LOOONG

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I love how this one uses the same font as those simulator games.

>>377317021
who did this ?!?! xD xD xD

>>377326183
Long cat is long

>>377326781
This has to be either a shitty comedic parody or a shitty porn parody.

>>377323547
The funniest part to me will always be how lamost every single one of them uses the exact same 'italicized thin Impact font' setup that MS Flight Sim did two decades ago.

>>377318165
This.

>>377318032
>it's a stealth game where you have to make it to the door, knock, and leave a note saying you failed to deliver without the customer noticing you

>>377325995
I NEED TO PLAY THIS

>>377319708
Crazy Frog is truly the pinnacle of 2000s entertainment

>>377328649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arB_3L3SSq0

>>377318032
>shitting on based paket simulator

>>377328751
uploader couldn't even get the resolution right smdh

>>377328859
I would rather work in a Chinese Acid factory than working as delivery driver

why would anyone willingly torture himself with this shit?

>>377326572
lol

>>377318165
blue all the way faggots

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>>377329209
haha lol!

>>377325332
I only had THPS3 on the GBA regarding handheld ports but upon replaying it on the PS2/PC recently, I'm actually kind of amazed at how well they re-created the levels in isometric form.

>>377320586
Are there subsidies for "educational" games in Germany? Could be some old fashioned abuse of Government funding.

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>yurop

>>377321561
Amazing game

>>377326781
did rob leifeld draw that

>>377322125
>It's like Ubisoft predicted it's own past, present and future
ftfy

>>377328649
What is it?

>>377318853
>had the chance to wipe out the Middle East after WW1
>laments the fact they never wiped out another white country after WW2

wtf I hate Britain now

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Me and my friends found several copies in a Best Buy just last month. Can you imagine? This shit has been stuck on their shelves for almost twelve years and they still won't lower it below 15 bucks.

>>377329978
Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

>>377329978
Scrimmy Bingus and the Crunchy Spingus

>>377330029
>germans
>white

>>377318446
>>377318165
This. Red > Blue > Yellow.

>>377323547
Thats nothing I have seen simulator shelves that were twice as big

>>377329602
Shit, I also had the DS version of American Wasteland, which was pretty cool with its cel-shading and online modes. It also had a 1:1 version of THPS4's Alcatraz which was rad as hell.

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>>377318032

>>377329978
Scrimmy Bingus and the Grungy Spingus

>>377317021
What am I missing here?

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>>377330225
fuck off

>>377329978
Scrimmy Bingus and the Cringy Spingus

>>377329873
>Ghost with an eyepatch and hat while smoking a cigar
>A chicken wearing a helmet and fucking booots and giving a salute
>Game is fucking called Hankerchief
why is this game not on every computer

>>377330104
There's a Walmart near me that''s still selling guitar hero 2 for ps2 for 25 bucks

>>377329831
>you'll jump, laugh and cry.
Wait, what.

>>377329831
This shit is so British it actually pisses me off

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>>377321025

>>377328649
Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus

its made by Crogus btw, solid dev

>>377321025
>that fucking face on every character

>>377319394
what is it with frogs becoming memes?

>>377329831
>t. kanazawa

>>377321401
That's a steal

>>377327684
Good lord you're right

Did MSFS birth this bizarre cottage industry on its own? I find it hard to imagine that anybody expected flight sims or any kind of hard simulator to really...take off like they did

Even so it's still legitimately surprising to hear about somebody who is into flight sims; it's like finding out somebody plays polo or volunteers in the community. But leave it to the Germans to flout expectations

>>377330886
I bought an SNES game from Zellers like 10 years ago for $50

>>377318009
Needs a loss edit

>>377333517
My thoughts exactly

>>377334831
>the good scooby doo + one of the good looney tunes
I bet the game is garbage

>>377334831
Daphne best girl. Velmafags need not apply.

>>377321990
Seems like the people who are into this actually have PCs that are worse than toasters.

>>377334873
This confused me because I thought ten years ago was '97 before realizing it would be 2007. time moves too fast

>>377318445
Germany's really autistic, just look at their greatest philosphers like Kant, Wittgenstein, Hegel, Schopenhauer

>>377336818
>30 years ago was the 90's
What happened

>>377337246
This

>>377329873
this is how bison got his start

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>>377318956

>>377327714
kek I'd probably play this if that were the case

>>377320586
I remember when I was living on Spain, I used to go to a Cyber Cafes and there was always a person playing Moorhuhn.

>>377318009
>>377318165
>Not including green
Literally the best on the series. At least we agree yellow is absolute shit.

>>377340331
fucking weebs
Green was Japan only so it's basically not canon anyway

>>377317435

Wasn't this actually a fun piece of software tho?

>>377323229

Was gonna say, wheres this

>>377323383
Wasn't this good too? Whats fake about it

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>>377328649
I have no idead what any of those words mean.

>>377340768
GAY

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>>377318304
Krauts are empty inside, they aren't capable of joy so they play this weird bland games.

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i won $20 because it glitched and put me in 1st place

>>377327382
This cover is so powerful

>>377329978
A shitty e-celeb meymey

>>377323547
Another Kraut hereActually, I dont have a fucking clue why it is so eextreme in my country, but I have a theory. There are, some of these Games like the Landwirtschaftssimulator etc. that are relatily succesfull, in Germany. After that a giant wave of crappy, cheap games got produced, and every idea, be it ever so so dumb, were produced. But, depiste the premise of the moment, these games turned out to dont sell well, and now the stores are stuck with them. I mean, Landwirtschaftssimulator is a bit austistic as its playerbase, bit these guys are not really okay at the end of the day, and the most of them dont play the cheaper crap. The only peoble I actually see buying this game, are those how hang out feeled 24/7 at the store,, playing FIFA. Or some retarted Lets Players.

>>377321025
>Shrek has a fighting game
>Scooby Doo doesn't

I just wanna fuck shitters up with The Creeper

>>377343208
are okay at the end of the day. Using Phone sucks
.

>>377342619
Humpty Dumpy master race.

>>377343208
The weird thing with these games is that they're not even bad, per se - it's just that they aren't typical video games. They're more for your person who likes to collect model trains or something, because all the details on all the vehicles and all that tend to be correct.

>there was that ps1 play boy game

>>377328859
Packet Tracer is the better game.

>>377324303
what did they mean by this?

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>>377318009
>Mfw contrarians try to tell me that red is better than yellow
As if, you basic bitches

>>377325261
>Polish simulator

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>>377323547
>Taxi Die Simulation

>>377318009
>skub

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>>377323547

i'am exchange student in Stuttgart. And i dont know anyone who plays this or never saw such an aisle in a german electronic market.

>>377327382
They couldn't even afford a PICTURE of Howie Mandel?