30 years later....

Too bad the world is silent, empty and full of korok feces.

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>Future games already confirmed to follow the same formula

I can only hope for another 2D game like ALBW at this point. 3D series is ruined for at least two console generations most likely. Why did it have to be like this?

>>377315184
fpbp

>>377315184
>>377315584
lmao fucking shitposters

Woah... really activates my almonds

>>377315584
I was getting sick if the oot formula, so I welcome this change

>>377315080
30 years later, same graphic

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>>377315715
>Sick of OoT formula
>not sick of formula every other modern game uses

The sad part is that image above has better dungeons than image below.

>>377315184
Shitposting
>>377315584
Desperate shitposting

Nintendo gave us a masterpiece faggots, no autistic screeching will change that.

>>377315080
>30 years late it's still shit

Really made me think

>>377315584
Kill yourself autist

>>377315852
>Nintendo gave us a masterpiece faggots, no autistic screeching will change that.
>>377315584
>Kill yourself autis
The irony.

>>377315926
(You)

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>>377315184
The first post. The first fucking post.
God this board is so sad.

>>377316574
What irony? Do you know what irony is you desperate shitposter?
Kill yourself.

>>377315184
I'm sorry you didnt enjoy it

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>>377315080

>>377315080
>nearly 100 hours in
>finally finished my fourth divine beast
I haven't had so much fun with a game in a long time, you fags just like to complain

Stop shilling this trash

>>377315926
>I hate everything therefore I cannot be wrong.

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>>377315184
>>377315584

>>377317097
/v/ is literally nothing more than a bunch of 15-19 years old thinking that complaining about everything is mature and cool.

>>377317107
Stay butthurt nigger.

It's okay when nintendo does it!

>>377315184
I like how it's become so incredibly easy to spot someone who hasn't even touched BotW because they only complain about Koroks. It's like if someone complained about LttP because, "UGGH all you do is cut grass for rupees!"

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>>377315080
>Zelda survived to its 30th birthday despite everything Aonuma did to prevent that

>>377317097
It's just sour grapes.

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>>377316821
Let me google that for you.

>>377317757
Is the game perfect?
No way, but it's still really fun the only issues I have is nitpicking stuff like how I wish dodongos or something were back

>>377317858
>googles irony because he doesn't know
>bumps the thread with his ignorance as if it was a 'gotcha' moment
Kill yourself shitposter

I just want more standard dungeons
the beasts partially filled the void and shrines didn't do much for me.

>>377317967
>No way
I think it is perfect, I don't know what kind of ridiculous unrealistic expectations Zelda fanboys had but they are absurd.

>>377317973
brb guys. Killing myself beacause an autistic anon call on my bulshit.

>>377317263
This is why Reddit is so positive. When you get older you realise that good things need to be appreciated to the fullest. No petty shit.

>>377317987
I'm over "standard" dungeons. They haven't been good since Majora's Mask.

>game has zero enemy variantion
>dungeons have at most like 3 enemies
>dungeons are extremely similar in both difficulty and aesthetic, might at well be all one dungeon
>only 4 dungeons
>too many shrines that are all the same that mean essentially nothing anyway
>anything over 6-7 hearts makes the game ezmode because infinite healing
>korok seeds give you nothing worthwhile, and getting all 900 (wtf) gives you a literal pile of shit
>map is empty, only 1 settlement for each race
>no reason to talk to any of the NPCs
>Ganon fights are super easy
>selfie camera
>breaking weapons, even the master sword breaks
>all you need to get the master sword is 13 hearts, instead of completing a major milestone like completing all the dungeons or something
>climbing mechanic is only fun half the time, other times your slipping in the rain or missing all the cool stuff you could be seeing if you walked around on the path instead of taking the shortcut up a cliff face
>only fun enemies to fight are the really difficult guardians or Lynels, everything else is "run past" tier
>combat sucks ass

These are my main gripes, honestly I'd give this game a 6/10

>>377315645
> THEY DONT LIKE WHAT I LIKE
> HEHE FUCKING SHITPOSTERS
Off yourself my guy

>>377318386
>all these lies and shitposts
/v/ is so pathetic

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>>377315080
...and you now need an amiibo to recreate that scene.

>>377316812
You should cry then proceed to neck yourself if you're that sensitive pussy

>>377318485
not an argument

>>377318162
Man I wish I was trained to have low expectations like you ultra cuck

>>377315584
Turns out it made them a lot of money and a lot of people like it.

You tell me why

>>377315184
>>377315584
Shitposting at it's finest.

>>377318526
>go to a thread of a game you haven't played to shitpost
>please don't shitpost
>lmao why u so sensitive white boi
Every time

>>377317578
I mean they're technically not wrong. It is filled with Korok shit. Actually I wonder if Nintendo was making a metaphor about their fan's always eating up their shit no matter what?

>>377315080
I can only hope the next one is an open world since stuff IN it. That would be pretty cool.

>>377318612
>hurr I'm a child raised by hype culture that rates games according to unrealistic expectations, that makes me better than you
Every time
Children raised by /v/ should simply kill themselves.

>>377318251
Yeah all the good things like Zelda right? Your victim complex towards video games is so embarrassing

>>377318516
i bought the whole set of zelda amiibos in card form for £10 off ebay

>>377318485
he isn't lying though

>>377317578
DONT FORGET GUYS, IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING NEGATIVE TO SAY ABOUT ZELDA, YOU'RE AN AUTO SHITPOSTER AND HAVE NEVER PLAYED IT

>>377318516
yeah, amiibo are fucking great cunt

>>377318485
only some of them are false and usually its just slight exaggerations like the game having 5 dungeons when they said 4.

>>377318884
Stop samefagging defending your own lies, how pathetic.

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>you cant say anything bad about botw because its a perfect game!
>youre a shitposter and a sony fan if you say anything bad about the game!

every
fucking
time

>>377318796
Brand loyalty is stupid. If you want to support some sort of team then just fucking watch sports.

>>377318485
It's a lie because you disagree with it, what a fucking pussy bitch you are, I'm telling your mom

>>377318951
>shitpost
>please stop shitposting
>OH WOW NINTENDO ONLINE DEFENSE FORCE IN FULL FORCE TODAY GUYS
Every thread

If shrines weren't all visually the same.
And if more shrines had unique armor and otherwise some permanent gear. I am s

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>>377318912
>Yeah physical DLC is great cunt
Are you " No Self Awareness: The Character"?

>>377319152
Umm anon? Are you okay?

>>377319014
It's a lie because it's false, it doesn't have anything to do with factual reality, it's an exaggeration made to elicit a response, it's not actual criticism.

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>>377318951
This is what happens with any exclusive that is even slightly above avarage. BotW, Bloodborne, ASSFAGGOTS or other PC games.

Console wars were a mistake.

>>377315080
The botw pic would look a ton better without all that shitty fog

>>377319048
>I for one didn't like this new zelda game because of [reason/s]
>WOW FUCKING SHITPOSTERS

Yeah, we're the ones that are shitposting

>>377319363
>reasons
Pathetic, more like desperate nitpicks getting exaggerated as if they were game breaking flaws, you try to pull this shit every thread.

>>377319152
>I am s
What did he mean by this?
Did Aonuma came into his house and murder him?

>>377319330
stop shitposting you fucking faggot

>>377319510
And have you consider. I dunno, because they are valid flaws?

>>377319673
No they're not, some faggot complained about the position of the jump button and there's an actual option to change it, some faggot complained about crouching pressing the fucking stick, I've yet to see an actual flaw and not shitty opinions regurgitated by teenagers in order to feel different.

>>377319316
Thanks for making me dumber with whatever that was, so that list of criticisms isn't based in our factual reality? Did /v/ enable cross-dimensional posting access?

>>377319510
a game doesn't need to have game breaking flaws to be considered sub par. Like I already said I think the game has some problems but I'd still give it a 6/10 which isn't shit but it isn't good either. You're acting like because someone posts a few flaws that they don't like it means that they think the game is 1/10

>>377319673
They can't consider that because it's the opposite of what daddyninty has said, plus it's a Zelda game, it's impossible for them to have flaws

>>377319853
read the thread then because some people have posted legit issues they had but your fanboy goggles made you not read them apparently

>>377319893
It's exaggeration and falsehood made to get responses, stop forcing your dumb nitpicks as if they were flaws.

>>377320071
>legit issues
>i don't like x, y is shit, z is bland
>legit issues
This game created such butthurt you faggots are desperate to make it look not as good as it is.

>>377318671
>bring to light anon's petty bullshit
>s-s-shut up shitposter, y-you've never played the game, god why is /v/ like this?
Every time meme

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>>377320227
>>377319510
>>377319316
>>377319853
>>377319567
>>377318939
>>377318912
>>377318485
>>377320227

>>377320451
>shitpost a game you haven't played
>get BTFO
>w-w-why are nintenbros so b-b-butthurt haha
Do you ever get tired of being wrong?

>>377318789
>DONT LIKE MY PERFECT GAME? KILL YOURSELF
I swear faggots who play victim about video games should seriously fall headfirst into a bucket of knives

>>377318970
Being on an Internet board that you KNOW is full of negative shit and complaining about it to the ones being negative is even stupider, are you awake?

>>377320696
>hurr durr I'm shitposting
>fuck off retard
>HA HA NINTENDO DEFENSE FORCE UTTERLY BTFO DAD PLEASE NOTICE ME
yawn

>>377319853
>some faggot complained about the position of the jump button and there's an actual option to change it
But you can't map the button. It only switces with the dash button. That doesn't solve the control problem, the jump and dash should be next to each other.
I wouldn't consider that as a flaw but it is a legit complain.
Weapon durability, frame drops, frame freezes, 900 pointless seeds and repetitive shrines, ubisoft towers... Now, that is some fucked up shit.

>>377320831
I stopped being a regular here a long time ago.

>>377318903
Because what first post said was truly an educated and well-thought post, criticizing the game.

>>377321013
>weapon durability
Not an issue
>framerate drops
>framerate freezes
Fake news, been playing on switch for over 200 hours and haven't encountered a single one
>900 pointless seeds
[Number] [adjective] [noun]
Insightful criticism
>repetitive shrines
Fake news
>ubisoft towers
Regurgitated criticism from that faggot cuckold Sterling
Overall no actual flaws mentioned, try again.

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>>377315080
>30 years later and they still can't write a good story for this shit even though they have plenty to work with.

Was there really any point to the Sea-folk village? Or the jungle/Faron/Lake Hylia region in general?

There are no plot related reasons for travelling anywhere along the south part of the map. None of the Divine Beasts are that direction, not even a road that winds through it on the way to one like how you're sort of encouraged to pass through the Hebra Mountains to get to Rito Village. There's a road that goes straight to the Gerudo Desert bypassing the Lake and the jungle / seafolk area entirely, and IIRC not even one of the memories are near or in it. So is there any thing that drives you to go down there other than Shrines?

>>377315715
I miss the MM formula. I want more alternate dimensions and weird demon-children who are going to destroy the world

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>>377315080
Oh its this another one of these threads again, I would list my reasons on why this game is over hyped to hell but then Nintendobabies will only tell me I never played it and when I post my timestamp photo again they will just go full blown autist that I didn't get the red and blue joycon system. There should be a /nintendo/ containment general to keep these man children away. Won't even bother reading this thread.

>>377321392
OoT and MM were pretty interesting

>>377321773
>this faggot with his big brother's switch posts the same pic on every thread while desperately trying to have his nitpicks validated by other retards in the thread
>he considers others to be in the wrong for not taking his lies and shitposts seriously

>>377317095
the hearts look so uugly
why should they be visible when you're out of combat? ffs nintendo what is your logic here

>>377321392
They did write a good story with fleshed out characters, new villains, and more interesting characters in the world...It was just panned by people like Egoraptor because it wasn't a 2D Zelda game and was linear

>>377321684
Your desire to get there.

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Why are zelda fans so terrible? Kirby and Mario don't have this problem. At least Metroid fans accept that they're terrible. You guys are just deluded.

>>377321319
>weapon durability
>Not an issue
When a game forces you to not use your new strong weapons fearing you might waste them, that is shitty design and definetely an issue
>framerate drops, framerate freezes
>Fake news, been playing on switch for over 200 hours and haven't encountered a single one
You literally have a frame freeze in the first minute you step out of the cave. Why lie on the internet?
>repetitive shrines
>Fake news
This is just pathetic.
>ubisoft towers
>Regurgitated criticism from that faggot cuckold Sterling
On the first ubisoft tower, the old man was next to you. And he said "nope, you can't have my glider yet. Let me teleport at the top of the tower so you can loose 5 minutes climbing and then you can fly out of the plateau"

Game is good no question about it, 8/10. Autists like you that gets triggered by a single criticism is what fuel sony fans to shitpost. Please, never breed.

>>377322193
>can't find flaw in product
>start attacking the fanbase
Classic /v/

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>>377321392
I mean its nintendo, people don't play their games for the story. Their mascot's game don't even have a story just a plumber saving some dumb princess who manages to get captured for the thousandth time and never decides to beef up her security.

>>377315080
lynels are a good add to the 3d games, but I want more enemies fucking leevers at the desert, dodongos, gohmas, darknuts

>>377322193
you can't bid lower than the current price on ebay.

I liked the game, but it didn't engross me like OoT, MM, WW, or SS. Maybe it was the formula. I didn't hate it, not did I love it. I respect them for doing something different, and I still enjoy the game.
My biggest complaint is how...empty it feels. I wish it was more like Morrowind or Oblivion. There are only a few towns, there are so few quests...and the final battle felt a bit boring (especially the Pig Ganon part).
I really hope the DLC will be good. I'm planning on erasing my game and trying hard mode when it comes out. So long Epona and TP armor :(

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>>377322193
>Dissing Metroid

Literally the only series Nintendo has that isn't for children or autistic adults and they never makes games for it anymore.

>>377322238
>not use your new strong weapons fearing you might waste them
>resource management is bad because muh weapons can't become a commodity I definitely can't adapt my playstyle around that it's clearly the game's fault and an objective flaw
Kill yourself.
>you have a frame freeze in the first minute
Fake news supporting fake news
>pathetic
Nice refutation
>next to you
You haven't played it, he lands next to you when you get off the tower, nice try faggot.

>>377322146
Why would I have a desire to get there though? There's no unique rewards that I can't find anywhere else in the game

>>377317095
How much fucking stamina do you need to tame that Lord of the Mountain? Also, what's the point since you can't register it

>>377322717
Getting to an unexplored region where you can fly alongside a sacred ancient snake and cross a giant bridge, finding the Zora guy's wife, getting the memory, exploring, maybe?

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>>377322585
Yup I would have much preferred a linear game like OoT and MM but some people enjoy wandering around so I guess its fine if Nintendo makes one game for them. Just don't make the next one like this.

>>377322598
Sad isn't it? I never got to play AM2R

>>377315080
>>377315184
>>377315184

>BtoW visibility limited to 500 meters
>air full to smoke

>>377322768
At least 2 and a half full stamina bars is what he drained out of me, so make a good elixer before trying it

>what's the point
It looks cool and for as short as you'll have it it's the fastest horse in the game. Riding it up to Ganon's castle feels epic

>>377322695
>pathetic
>Nice refutation
You literally been replying kill yourself and shitposter since the beggining of the thread. Grown man can't be this retarded, get the fuck out of the internet kid. Go ask your mom to buy you some amiibos or something.

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>>377322946
Okay but for people who don't have an interest in looking at pixels for no reason and don't care about objectives that have nothing to do with the main quest because the story wasn't well written enough that I care for the characters in the game why should I bother exploring?

>>377323147
How about you do it? How about you kill yourself and stop wasting bumps shitposting about a game you haven't played? Is that not a good idea?

>>377322996
not like it's impossible to download. play it anyway.

>>377322956
I think I agree with you for the most part. I'd be okay with an open world type (kina-ish), but I would much rather see items come back, REAL dungeons, and a badass Ganon, or even a new villain. And also Hyrule Castle Town with real NPCs and stuff.
For example, an OoT style in the world of BotW, I think I could handle it more. Again, the world felt so empty. Maybe if there was a long side quest about killing the Yiga Clan, I would have been happier.

>>377315584
I agree. I rather have a real Zelda game than another open world game.

>>377315184
fpwp

>>377322598
Metroid for the Switch at E3

>>377323314
I thought it was taken down. Was it not?

>>377323294
Sure kid. Go ask your brother if you can play videogames now.

>>377315631
Take the shitty "muh fpbp" meme back to NeoGAF you fucking parrot. If you don't have anything to contribute, don't post.

This bullshit should be flagged for spam.

>>377319174
Do you not own collectibles? I don't have an exhaustive collection but i have 9 LoZ amiibos and I love that I can use them with multiple games. And after I am done using them I display them on my bookshelf because making my room look nice is also dope.

And before you tell me 'good luck getting a girl with your room looking like that', my wifes animal crossing amiibos sit on the shelf under mine.

>>377323254
You don't.
You should have bought another game.
The idea in the game is to explore for the view and the freedom within a carefully handcrafted world, rewards are an added value, as it should be, and are sprinkled everywhere for variety, also fauna is different in different regions, so is flora and weather, the attention to detail and the world are what should hook you in, not loot or anything of that sort, if you see open word games as a grid where you collect shit you're not going to have as much fun

tl;dr your cynical approach to your hobby prevents you from enjoying the game.

Honestly no matter what Nintendo does with Zelda at this point you'll always have dedicated shitposters trying to derail every game in the series.

I mean we're already at the point where people are trying to retroactively pretend SS was good just to whine about BotW.

>>377323871
Don't attack someone who doesn't like your game. It didn't resonate with them, so what? They were asking a question about the regions importance, and through that made a suggestion about how it could have been improved. Give it a rest, boyo

>>377321082
>silent
Not wrong. The soundtrack is far more depressed than in previous entries.
>empty
Not wrong. The majority of the landscape is just there... It's big for immersion. It's only dotted with substandard microdungeons, bokloblin camps, uninteresting scenery (generally), crafting resources, and the rare interesting enemy.
>full of Korok feces
Literally your reward for collecting all the korok seeds.

>>377324149
Why do people parrot Aaron? I thought SS was good. I liked it a lot.

>>377315584
The LttP formula has been obsolete for years.

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>>377324149
This literally happens to every game that is successful and is spammed on /v/. Nier was called waifu bait, Persona was weeb trash, and BotW is empty open world. I learned not to take /v/ serious anymore.

>>377323871
not even that anon but the jungle area of BOTW doesn't hold up even by those standards
>fauna
There's nothing uniquely 'jungle' about the Faron region's wildlife. It has boars just like every other forest and that's just about it, it's nothing like the Hebra mountains with moose/rhinoes and shit you wouldn't see anywhere else. If there were something like, Hylian jungle cats instead that'd be worth nothing but the wildlife in the jungle is the same as anywhere else
>Flora
Again, nothing unique you can't find anywhere else. The only commodity here that stands out are bananas and you will be drowning in those after the Yiga hideout. The only reason I visit the sea-folk village are to buy Porgy but there are three-four other locations you can fish for them that aren't the south
>weather
The only weather the jungle has is rain and thunderstorms which is literally seen in every other non-frozen/non-volcano environ in the game

the jungle sucks even for exploration

>>377324490
BotW was good, but I really am beginning to feel like it's empty. I'm sure once the DLC comes out, and I start again it will feel better. I think I may have played too much, honestly

>>377324334
I liked that the game was silent except for when it was needed and that the arrangements of the soundtrack kept with the passage of time/blurring of history theme with plenty of variations on well known OoT and WW songs.

>>377324614
>hylian jungle cats
That would have been awesome!

>>377324467
Actually no, I'm gonna be fucking real for a second. Zelda basically went to shit for close to 15 years. Wind Waker on offered basically nothing new for the franchise.

LttP? Established the "Zelda formula." OoT? Turned it into 3D. Majora's Mask? Radically different due to the time mechanic.

Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, the whole lot from there? Still just cribbed from LttP/OoT, but with a new hat. Total stagnation in the franchise for well over a decade.

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>>377324490
But those are all true.

>>377315080
CAN SOMEONE REMOVE THE GREY FILTER? I CAN'T SEE SHIT.

>>377315080
>mfw no-one told me that once you do the dungeons there is literally no fucking way to ever remove those ugly fucking red lasers from ruining my skylines ever again, they'll just always be there now on my save game, forever

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>>377324964
kek

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>>377315080
Yeah, and after all that time the series still isn't good. I don't know how they do it.

>>377324847
How is a formula "shit?" It works, doesn't it? How much can you do to the formula of saving a princess and completing levels to get items and health so you can fight the big baddie? At their core, all games follow a formula, with a beginning, a middle, and an end. I fail to see your criticism besides complaining about the games you didn't like

>>377325447
Your simplifying it too much. The Zelda formula got repetitive to the point of where you could feel out the beats without even playing the game.

Three beginner dungeons, "a twist," then four to five more challenging ones.

Can I also just say, why the fuck did the serious progressively get more and more puzzle orientated? You've got this big fantasy world, yet one of the core mechanics that instantly jumps to mind when talking about Zelda, is fucking pushing blocks around.

>>377318951
>don't actually write any criticism
>just write stupid and wrong shit
>state your opinions as facts
>wonders why people call him a shitposter

every
fucking
time

Why is there almost no middle ground on this game? It's highly polarizing. You're either a total Nintendofag who thinks its the fucking greatest game ever made, 11/10 masterpiece, or you think it's unplayable shit and the worst thing ever. Where are all the people who recognize that it's a very good game, but has a lot of room for improvement?

This is probably just symptomatic of our current culture. Opinions are peddled out like worthless free samples online, and the only way people can even hope to make a mark is by being exremely polarizing in either way. It's the same for movies and TV and shit, too. Everything is either the best ever or the worst ever, and if you love it or hate it, it's because of some terrible character flaw you have.

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>>377315798
Top Kek. Nintendo schooled the entire industry on to properly make a 3D open world game on their very 1st attempt. Based Nintendo.

>>377324614
You get two out of three pieces of the rubber suit in Faron, there is a beautiful waterfall system for unique views, there's the lake of the horse god, there are oxen too, not just boars (i would have liked a jungle cat too)
The south/southeast might have no main quest presence but it is a region as carefully crafted as any other, flying with Farosh around the waterfalls and lake hylia is fun too

>>377324149
>people are trying to retroactively pretend SS was good
That's the most legitimately upsetting thing I've read today.

>>377323740
>If you don't have anything to contribute, don't post.
Use your own advice retard.

>>377325934
>Three beginner dungeons, "a twist," then four to five more challenging ones
That's a decent summary. LttP, Oot, TP, SS, and WW (albeit a bit shorter), follow the same formula.
I don't care because I find them entertaining. I'm not going to argue that BotW is the best thing since sliced bread, because it has its flaws.
>puzzle orientated
I don't know, that was Zelda's thing since #3

>>377326712
Some people were calling SS good even when the board was up in arms against it. You know /v/ isn't one person, right?

>>377315813
Must be fun to be 12 again

>>377315584
>nintoddller shiteating subhumans think it's shitposting to not want Aonumale Skyrim lite Zelda and a return to 2D titles that are actually good
This truly is Nintendoga/v/

>>377318516
The Tunic of the Wild looks pretty close. That's behind 120 shrines, not an amiibo.

>>377326641
>You get two out of three pieces of the rubber suit in Faron
I would find this more enticing, if the Thunder Helm didn't do the exact same thing with no upgrading

>>377326474
There is middle ground but those people don't show up anymore because they get shouted down with autistic screeching from both sides.

>>377326474
I think its a very good game, but has a lot of room for improvement. I think there are too many empty spaces, and there should be more villages, and money should be more important. The game needs more "main quests." I would have liked to see an arc where you have to destroy the entire Yiga Clan, maybe meet Tingle on the Tingle Islands and do something with him (those islands were wasted by the way). I'd like to see something like Oblivion in terms of shops, but only have them selling armor.
In short, the game is a 8/10 or so, but I've played better open-world games (Oblivion), and better Zelda games (MM)

>>377315080
Still waiting for the top experience in a Zelda game.

>>377326712
What was wrong with SS? Seriously, tell me? I loved it (played it in 2013). Arguably my second or third favorite Zelda

>>377327060
They're just sad pathetic Switch shills who are desperate for Jewtendo to win.

>>377326845
I mean if you like the formula, that's fine, but I'm saying is that if you go all the way back to ALttP, that's the same basic structure for 20+ years, and that's kind of the point I'm making.

>I don't know, that was Zelda's thing since #3

ALttP established the idea, OoT turned it 3D, and offered a world to explore with it, which was eye opening for a lot of people at the time. Majora's Mask tried something different with it, which was good, but from Wind Waker on it was retreading the path OoT took, but with new gimmicks, and that leads to a lot of questions.

Other games were offering far more options for exploring, and actually finding the "adventure" in an adventure game. Why was Zelda so focused on puzzles? Even more, why were they so hand holdy on them? Do this specific task in this specific way to proceed. It seems counter-intuitive to the entire spirit of the genre.

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>>377327152
>he doesn't want to wear a latex gimp suit and go around hyrule getting spanked

>>377315584
I wouldn't commit sudoku yet, anon:
http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2011/12/12/future-zeldas-are-sticking-to-motion-controls.aspx
The only guarantee you ever have with Zelda is that the next game will change things that are and aren't broken indiscriminately.

>>377318386
How true is this list? I was thinking about getting a switch for this game, but I don't want to shell out money if the game is this bare

>>377327694
Go on youtube and see for yourself. As many post as you get for the game, you will get that many against it. It's the popular choice of shitposting so both sides are currently an an extreme.

>>377327694
>hurr guys how true is this shitpost

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>>377327694
You can just play it on CEMU, you do have a good pc, don't you anon?

>>377327945
>You can just play it on CEMU
poorly

shit portability, too:)

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>>377327878
This is why you can't have conversations with nintenbros you fucks take anything that isn't cock sucking praise as an insult, he was just asking a question.

>>377327060
>>377327508
no need to samefag your autistic posts, kiddo

>>377323740
You wouldn't be saying that if the post in question wasn't insulting a Nintendo game.

But you're right on the "fpbp" meme on being cancer.

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>>377327945
I thought CEMU was shit currently?

>>377327878
Doesn't look like a shitpost to me. If there really is little dungeon aesthetic variation, only 4 dungeons, little enemy variation, >durability, etc then I would seriously think twice about getting this game. Idk I think I'll do like >>377327825 said and just youtube it

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>>377328085
If I'm out and about that means I have shit to do or I'm out with friends doing social shit, I haven't played a handheld in public since I was underage.Its been months and I still haven't seen anyone with a switch in public that wasn't a child.

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30 years to go...

>>377328524
wtf is this

>>377327509
You made a fine point, and articulated it well. I'm glad for your opinion. I will agree with you regarding the puzzle portion in an adventure game. I'm not sure why it continues to exist when it seemed to just be filler. I will also agree that other games have put the 'adventure' in 'adventure games' better than Zelda.
Zelda now always seems to be a story of destiny, where you are the hero reborn and must vanquish evil, and to do so you must awaken some sort of deity in a temple. Again, I enjoy them because I know what I'm going to get, but I certain see where that becomes tedious and boring.

>>377328319
I haven't tried CEMU I fell for the hype and bought the switch but I haven't played it since I beat LoZ so I put it back in its box waiting for Squid Girls 2 which is when I would recommend anyone actually buy this system

>>377328319
CEMU is shit. It's PCMR memeing. They just barely got functional grass.

>>377328625
Skyward Sword, final dungeon.

>>377328468
ok

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>>377327694
It's complete shit posting. Not one of those is an actual fault. They're just desperate attempts to find something wrong with the game. BotW isn't perfect. But it's hilarious to watch /v/ clutching at straws to try and find something wrong with it.

Pictured: salty /v/tards

>>377327694
My take on the list:
>game has zero enemy variation
I understand the complaint, there are a lot of enemies re-used between regions albeit at different powered-tiers / elemental gimmicks but I think there's enough base enemy types to keep things interesting, at least it's not much less than your standard Zelda affair of baddies
>>dungeons have at most like 3 enemies
This is true
>>dungeons are extremely similar in both difficulty and aesthetic, might at well be all one dungeon
They seem to be made to be played in any order so there is truth to this one as well. They all involve rotating/moving the dungeon so there's a lot of similar puzzles but there are some unique parts to each as well, though it may not be enough to stand out
>Only 4 dungeons
This is true though the various Shrines can be seen as mini-dungeions. Plus there's the final dungeon of Hyrule Castle which is a challenge with multiple ways to get through it
>>anything over 6-7 hearts makes the game ezmode because infinite healing
This I have to disagree with when some enemies can take away 6-7 hearts in a single swing even with decent armor
>>korok seeds give you nothing worthwhile, and getting all 900 (wtf) gives you a literal pile of shit
This I disagree with, the final reward is not worth it but you simply cannot due with the starting number of slots for weapons/shields/bows, you need korok seeds to get more
>1 settlement for each race
Not true, at least not for humans, and there isn't anything about this that separates it from most Zelda games anyhow. There's also a lot of minor stables that have NPC's though I will admit the map could stand to have a LOT more big villages, I wouldn't call it mostly empty space because there's enough shrines/korok puzzles/mini-bosses dispersed to keep interest but it's definitely bigger than it needs to be
>>no reason to talk to any of the NPCs
Other than for side quests which if you're not wanting to do why even play the game?

>>377328625
Tower of Hera from A Link to the Past.

>>377322000
I take it you have nepler played a Zelda game before.

>>377328998
>>377327694
>>Ganon fights are super easy
Kind of true, once you get the pattern down you can't lose but for the very very first time playing that can be hard to pin down exactly. Replays will hold less excitement for sure though (and you can cheese your way through any of them with enough Attack+++ or Defense+++)
>>selfie camera
True but big whoop
>>breaking weapons, even the master sword breaks
This may make or break the game for you, it introduces an interesting mechanic of having to manage your weapons so you don't use the good ones on enemies undeserving of it and keeping track of always obtaining new ones but I do find the idea of not even being able to repair ones you like annoying. Master Sword breaks but recharges after a time limit so it's still the most viable weapon in the game
>>all you need to get the master sword is 13 hearts, instead of completing a major milestone like completing all the dungeons or something
To get 13 hearts you'd probaby need to complete a decent number of the dungeons or Shrines which I'd see as an accomplishment, though no there's no big story event needed
>>climbing mechanic is only fun half the time, other times your slipping in the rain or missing all the cool stuff you could be seeing if you walked around on the path instead of taking the shortcut up a cliff face
I like the climbing personally because it adds a great level of maneuverability in the game but rain happens a lot and that does making climbing nearly unbearable
>>only fun enemies to fight are the really difficult guardians or Lynels, everything else is "run past" tier
You do lose reason to fight lower tiered enemies later in the game, the weapons they offer are shit and the 'Silver' enemies take 600+ hits to kill which is a chore unworthy of spending your good weapons you want to save for Lynel or boss fights on
>>combat sucks ass
Disagree entirely on this one, there's a lot of ways to make it interesting

>>377318951
You'd get better responses if you left more creative shitposts other than "it's empty" which everyone who played it knows is false anyway.

just to be clear, none of us here actually like the Shitch...right?

>>377329042
the previous games didn't have a "disable the hud" option, einstein

>>377329397
So?

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v/ will never get over Breath Of The Wild.

The ass sting will reverberate for the ages.

I will always remember the past 12 months on this board. Watching the same people who devoted so much time and energy to discrediting the switch and Breath Of The Wild - from spreading lies to cherry-picking screenshots - doing everything within their ability to make the console and the game seem bad.

Only to watch their jaws drop in horror as the Switch burst out the gate as a massive overnight success and BotW turned out to be, not just Game Of The Year, but one of the best games ever made.

Fucking glorious. I am actually sore with laughter.

>>377329347
I enjoy my Switch, I think it's comfy :)

>>377328998
>>377329087
Thanks, I definitely needed more context lol. I'll still look it up on youtube, but I'm not as worried

>>377329528
nice try marketer

>>377329493
"So" what? What was your initial point, then?

>>377329607
God I wish I got paid to say online that I enjoy things.

>>377329610
My point is I don't get how can someone call ugly the HUD when it's been like that since the first game. Unless you think they always have been ugly.

>>377329528
comfy is the sign something is bad. Like when people say that anime was comfy. No it was trash

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>>377329843
this guy gets it

>>377329798
I mean, yeah. Having button prompts on-screen 24/7 is ridiculous.

>>377329502
>massive overnight success
Relative to the Pii U, not to the Godstation 4

>>377329843
No, comfy comes from comfortable as in "I find the possibility of taking my console with me where I want to or sitting down in my couch to play in my tv comfortable"

>>377327060
ALBW was bad 2bh.

Actually, the series has gone to shit post TP

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>>377330079
>Godstation 4
>Pii U

Let me tell you how I know you're a fucking child

>>377330010
I agree with that, I like screens in games as cleaner as can be, I wouldn't call hearts ugly but it's your opinion and I respect it.

>>377329502
the switch "success" is just the same group of nintendildos who'll buy anything the company shits out. Seriously see the guaranteed 10M sales go out and then the numbers will start to tank. hard.

I mean the thing can't even run Overwatch lol

>>377326606
no retard, they did the same shit that ubisoft has been doing with assassin's creed for years and then plastered zelda on it. neck yourself.

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>>377315080
>looks like a Zelda game
>plays nothing like a Zelda game
I feel like I'm the only one massively disappointed in this game. I don't even think it's a bad game. It's just not the game I wanted or expected. The worst part is knowing this is what they're doing for future Zelda games. Big open world games where there's no reason to 100%, really short easy "dungeons" and slim pickings of the classic Zelda formula.
At least I didn't buy a Switch for this and had a reason to dust off my Wii U... I guess...

Ehhh... fuck Nintendo...

>>377330305
no, they didn't at all

>>377330220
Sorry but Im not a faggot virgin manchild who plays with Ninshito toys, Im not in grade school anymore. Does the Godstation domination really trigger you that much?

>>377330305
>regurgitated Cucksterling "criticisms"
Every fucking time

>>377330332
>>plays nothing like a Zelda game

whatever that means, lol

>>377330267
If I'm out of combat and at full health, what's the point of showing me my life bar? There's already a pause screen to show my status.

>>377318386
I've always noticed that with these threads, nobody ever offers up a genuine fault with the game. It's always nonsense like this. The game has a selfie camera? So fucking what? That's been there since Wind Waker and some people have fun with it. You don't ever need to use it, it's just a fun little extra.

At best, the so-called complaints are nothing more than minor-nitpicks which would even be brought up in other game if it genuinely had something wrong with it. But the shit posters here like to try and elevate this nonsense as if they're MAJOR GAME BREAKING FAULTS!

The closest the game got to having a real fault was the frame rate dip in some isolated circumstances which I believe has now been patched.

>>377330413
Do you realise how much a child you sound? Grow up silly boy.

>>377330526
>minor nitpicks
>lack of content and broken weapons is a minor complaint
Drink bleach, douse yourself in gasoline and light yourself on fire, nintenbro.

>>377330489
Eh, it would be a good option to hide it in that situation, I agree, it's the zelda with the least intrusive HUD so personally I don't mind.

>>377330659
>lack of content
Falsehood
>broken weapons
Not a flaw

>>377330659
lack of content isn't an argument though and broken weapons is just a gameplay mechanic...

>>377330659
>Lack of content
Absolute bullshit. There's TONS of stuff in the game.
>Broken weapons
That's not a fault. It's game mechanic tied to directly into the game's design and themes. It works just fine.

>>377330621
Do you realize how mentally unadjusted you are?
>b-b-but th-theyre fun!
Do you enjoy reading Harry Potter or watching Sesame Street unironically as well? Are you going to spam that hack C S Lewis manchild quote as well? Nintendo games are literally and unironically for children and autists who take them too seriously. See Pokemon

>>377330413
>he thinks I'm criticizing his choice of console and not his choice of words

Man you even have the intellect of a fucking retard. I'm guessing you're probably around 14 and dream of the day you finally graduate jr high right? Fuck off

>>377315080
Honestly the worst thing about this game is the story, which is shit. A lot of it has to do with the fact that they made the world completly open. Idk, I wanted interesting charactersto talk to in order to progress through the story and items you get along that progress, so I guess I would have prefered if they stayed with the OOT formula. Almost all the characters you talk to give you food as a reward, which is useless as you can just catch some fish and get the same amount of hearts. The other reward are shrines which is t least better since you get a permanent upgrade in the form of stamina/hearts but there should have been more variety in the way you get these upgrades. While the game was good, it also felt a lot like all the other open world games, so I fear that this will be the formula for a long time until people start complaining that they want the OOT formula back. Also there is like one cave in the entire world, they should have put a lot more interesting places like the Yiga hideout, not just mountains and more mountains and grass.

>>377330763
>>377330860
>>377330884
>name a flaw
>n-not a flaw BECAUSE I SAY SO

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>>377330905
>I play mature games for mature gamers such as myself

>>377330905
Holy shit. You really are deluded and quite possibly disturbed.

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>>377330413
>Godstation domination
Where did you even hear this? Lmao I've never heard someone call the PS4 something that stupid before

>>377330905
>actually consuming media
Grwo up you utter child

>>377331019
You are just shitposting at this point, not even trying to refute anything but defending your nitpicks through idiotic behavior
I'd recomment visiting a doctor for your sore ass.

>>377323786
A photograph then, if you would.

>>377318386
>game has zero enemy variantion
Wrong. It doesn't have many, but zero is wrong.

>dungeons have at most like 3 enemies
The dungeons are also very short and serve as puzzle-focused mini-games between overworld exploration. There's not much space to include lots of enemies and sprawling dungeons was not the focus for this game.

>dungeons are extremely similar in both difficulty and aesthetic, might at well be all one dungeon
Which dungeons have similar puzzles? The tests of strength are all the same, and they do suck, but aside from that they all have different puzzles.

>only 4 dungeons
See above comments. Also, Hyrule Castle is a dungeon.

>too many shrines that are all the same that mean essentially nothing anyway
...none of them are the same, aside from the tests of strength. This is blatantly wrong. If having puzzles to solve and earning more orbs for heart or stamina upgrades mean nothing to you, that's a personal problem.

>anything over 6-7 hearts makes the game ezmode because infinite healing
I agree.

>korok seeds give you nothing worthwhile, and getting all 900 (wtf) gives you a literal pile of shit
Early game, more inventory slots are EXTREMELY worthwhile. They also exist just so that the overworld continuously has something visual for you to notice, and some little activity for you to do. But I agree there should be a reward for getting all 900.

>map is empty, only 1 settlement for each race
The map isn't empty. We've even been talking about some of the things it contains, and it contains a lot more than these things.

>no reason to talk to any of the NPCs
This goes for like, every single Zelda game, and every single JRPG in general. NPC dialog is flavor content and if that is meaningless to you, that's a personal problem.

>Ganon fights are super easy
I agree.

>selfie camera
Thanks for pointing that out.

1/2

>>377331196
That's the crux of your argument. Theyre not "flaws" theyre "gameplay mechanics" durrrrrrrrrr. I understand why you have to damage control though since you fell for the switch meme

>>377330905
wow you sound like a big boy!

>>377331019
no, you literally provided no arguments

>>377315080
too bad it's fucking boring

>>377331359
>ywn be this delusional

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>>377330727
>>377330489
>>377330267
>>377330010
>>377329798
>>377329610
>>377329493
>>377329397
>>377329042
>>377322000
>>377317095

you're both dumb faggots, now suck eachother off OR LEAVE.

>>377331019
They're not flaws because they're not flaws.
>Lack of content
A blatent fucking LIE
>Broken Weapons
>You mean the durability system? It's part of the fucking THEME of the game. That like complaining Resident Evil gives youse these cool guns but doesn't give you enough ammo to go on a kill crazy rampage. Because that's NOT what the game is trying to be.

>>377331359
>trying to present mechanics as flaws
>they aren't inherently flaws though
>OH GOD NINTENDO DEFENSE FORCE IN FULL FORCE AGAIN WHY DO YOU CALL ME A SHITPOSTER

>>377330905
>nintoddllers this assblasted that they're responding en masse.
Keep it up.

>>377330474
It's a game filled to the brim with modern day open world tropes like towers that reveal the location of the map, pointless collectibles that are almost impossible to find all of them, making it a boring chore to achieve 100% and they made dungeons into short little puzzle areas that are really easy and don't look interesting or provide any grand sense that your finishing an epic dungeon. It also sprinkles a little of the classic Zelda formula in the main game to trick you, but there's so little of it and it shows. The fact that some Zelda fans can't even see that or even flat out ignore it is disconcerting to me.
But whatever. Call me a Sony shill or accuse me of never playing the game. Whatever you have to do to brush off my criticisms.

>>377315184
This. I really wish more games would do open worlds like STALKER. A hand full of interconnected well crafted arenas connected to each other are a lot more fun than wide open plains of nothing.

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>>377317095

>>377318386
>>377331337
2/2


>breaking weapons, even the master sword breaks
Definitely primitive and could have been rebalanced, or something else in place for it.

>all you need to get the master sword is 13 hearts, instead of completing a major milestone like completing all the dungeons or something
While true, I think your complaint rests more on not knowing how to pace the content yourself. The game is designed so that you should be doing a multitude of things at once, not one thing at a time. You might say "you just need 13 hearts" but that requires 40 shrines to be completed, and you'll want to get stamina upgrades occasionally too, which requires traveling the overworld quite a bit. And you should be doing other things on your travels. That's how I played at least and I didn't really have a problem with the master sword then.

>climbing mechanic is only fun half the time, other times your slipping in the rain or missing all the cool stuff you could be seeing if you walked around on the path instead of taking the shortcut up a cliff face
You can climb still in the rain, you just have to pace yourself. Taking shortcuts is your choice. This complaint seems really weird to me.

>only fun enemies to fight are the really difficult guardians or Lynels, everything else is "run past" tier
For the most part yes. I enjoyed the mini bosses too and in the early game I had some fun with regular enemies and trying out different things like the korok leaf.

>combat sucks ass
It's not amazing. It fits LoZ though.

>>377315584
ALBW is the second worst 2D Zelda, though. BotW, on the other hand, is a masterpiece.

>>377316821

Spastic Zelda fanboy, surprise surprise

Look up autism symptoms instead of just meme spouting, you'll find something out about yourself real quick.

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>>377331561
SHUT UP SONYGGER SHUT UPPPPPP U ARE MAD ABOUT SWITCH SALES SHUT UP SHUT UP SHU-

>>377331561
the towers are nothing like what Ubisoft does though...and who cares if it's hard to find all the korok seeds, that's the point.

Nothing here you've said is inherently bad, you just don't like it for some reason you refuse to share.

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>>377331459
Only if you suck me too, anon

>>377315184
Your mouth is going to be full of my dick lol

>>377331792
not an argument

>>377317095
Wait you can tame horses?

I fucking finished this game without riding a horse once.

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Are video games a "hobby" to you people anymore? You owe allegiance to console manufacturers for their games so much it's like riding the dick of a political party. The worst part is that some of you are so devoted you can't even concede or civilly rebut arguments.

>>377317097

Sorry not everyone is autistic enough to spend 100+ hours in a game with not much to do

>>377331359
>Botw critics most likely got it on Wii u or Cemu
>Botw shitposter shills almost always got a Switch
Explains it all really.

>>377331883
There's tons to do though lol. And it's fun to just pick up and play

>>377331561
>towers that reveal the locations
They reveal the topography and names, you still have to get there
>pointless collectibles
They expand your inventory and that's what they were designed for, being able to beat the game without having them all
>shrines are really easy
True
>don't look interesting
False
>muh game feel
Irrelevant
>going on a tangent about how Nintendo is tricking me by selling me a good game
Not going to bother, you didn't like the game, that doesn't make it bad.

>>377323548
>thing on the internet
>ever disappearing

how retarded are you exactly? you probably wouldn't even get to the "r" in "am2r download" before google autocompleted and gave you a link.

>>377315584

>the best 3D Zelda by far and the best Zelda game period after Link to the Past

This is the best future we could have hoped for.

Got it used on Wii u for 30 bucks. Wasted 5 hours on it before I decided to just drop it
>that godawful english dubbing

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>mfw people say it's anything like the original game

The original game had
>real dungeons
>difficult puzzles and riddles
>combat was a challenge
>bosses that weren't cookie-cutter
>obtaining a new item was rare and awesome
>better music
BotW is nothing like the original

>>377332126
that's nice

>>377331989
For nintautists, not normal sane unbiased people who dont want a shitty Skyrim clone

>>377332180
BOTW has real dungeons too though lol

>the bosses weren't cookie cutter
right just another scripted pattern i have to memorize instead... great...

>>377332180
>mfw autists try to pass their opinions as facts
>mfw I hace no face

>>377332315
dungeons were shit, bosses were shit, items were shit.

>>377332315
Repeat after me
>BECAUSE
>I
>SAY
>SO

>>377331842
You didn't go to a fucking stable? Ever?

>>377332270
lol fuck off this is nothing like Skyrim, idiot

>>377332380
not an argument

>>377332325
>playing and enjoying the old games over my numale Skyrim with Zelda slapped on it is autistic
Good to see you reveal yourself as a shitposting shill

>>377332421
>it's shit because I say so
>no it's not
>why? Because you say so?
Do you have no self awareness, retard?

>they made zelda another open world game where items are fucking everywhere and i'm too autistic to not pick them up while also being too autistic to use items because i feel like i'll be able to put them to better use later

fuck

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>>377332538
>numale
Good to see you reveal yourself as a mediocre shitposter
Keep crying

>>377332554
>list reasons
>not a flaw BECAUSE I SAY SO
Yep, no self awareness or willing to concede. This is xv-kun levels of autism, retardation and shilling all in one.

>>377327694
Everything on the list is true. Nintenbros will claim that post and any post criticising zelda is a shitpost regardless.

>>377332665
>Nintendo sites giving it 10/10s invalidates your argument

>>377318386
>enemy variation

This is one of the only Zelda games where the enemy variety actually counts for anything. In so many of the other games, the enemies all exhibit about the same behavior, which is 'stand there and wait to die'. Sometimes they throw a projectile. Sure they have quantity going for them but who cares

>>377332672
>reasons
>map is empty
>weapon degradation is shit
>reasons
Absolute lack of self-awareness

>>377332672
You listed your opinions... I disagree. Would love to hear your justifications tho lol

>>377332665
>Kotaku
Lol opinion discarded

>>377332180
This game has a much better overworld and still has fun puzzles and riddles, plus there's fun to be had with the physics and new features that the original lacked. Also, I liked the music.

>>377332538
>using the word numale

I can't believe someone who loves low-IQ memes is also a huge retard

>>377331735
I never understood the point of console wars, you guys are defending game companies that just care about your money and you do it for free, just play vidya.

>>377328317
>You wouldn't be saying that if the post in question wasn't insulting a Nintendo game.

Actually yeah I would. It annoys me every time I see this shit, even when I agree with the first post.

>>377333009
lol

>>377332821
What in hell are you trying to say?
Those are completely legitimate criticisms.

>>377333009
>cherry picking
>>377332781
>dualshockers
>a nintendo site
Keep crying

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>>377332665
>IGN
>Polygon
>Kotacuck

>>377333149
Map being empty is false
Weapon degradation is simply a mechanic, saying it has weapon degradation or just calling it shit doesn't change the fact that the game was designed around it.

>>377333175
wow thats like all the reviews!

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>>377315080
The mountain on the bottom image is much closer and smaller

>>377331561
>like towers that reveal the location of the map
So a high place that reveals the topography of the location around is an Ubisoft tower?

Not a long time ago an Ubisoft tower was a tower that revealed the map and unlocked a retarded amount quests/sidequests/minigames. And the unlocked stuff was unavailable before even thought you found them on foot until you climb the tower making it a retarded design and a chore.

>>377333175
What else did you expect from a cancerous subhuman nintenmanchild who hasnt left his cave?

>>377332180
LoZ's dungeons were no more sophisticated than BotW's. Actually they were even less sophisticated, probably the most barebones dungeons in the entire series to be honest.

>>377333149
Those are opinions. How is the map empty? There's shit everywhere and why is weapon durability bad?

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>>377333082
NO YOU FUCK

NINTENDO FANS BTFO
SONY NEGROS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
EGGSBOX FANS FUCKING DED JUST FUKING DED
PC CUX ON SUICIDE WATCH 24/7

/V/ ASSBLASTED DIE NOW FAG DIE NOW

>>377333175
>>377333340
>frogposting and samefagging
Cancer

>>377333385
>comparing a 3 decade old game limited by its dated hardware and old game design to one in 2017
This is how retarded you are

>>377332665
>Kotaku "Open World Perfection."

>>377333493
>s-samefagging
>n-no one else can possible be against me
You should take your meds. Now

BotW threads constantly manage to baffle me.
How can a fanbase be so deluded and fanatic?

>>377332180

I actually liked the Divine Beasts a lot for what they were, and I think they did a good job of being exploration-heavy setpieces the same way we think of classic Zelda dungeons being. They were more compact, but I liked that all of the objectives inside them made you think about the dungeon as one continuous structure like the best Zelda dungeons tend to do.

This is primarily true of the 3D games rather than the 2D ones, but in previous Zelda games it always felt like the field areas were a sort of intermission between the meat of the exploration & combat, which was the dungeon crawling. BotW doesn't really have this divide, so while the dungeon structures are more spartan than in other 3D games, I don't think the game as a whole is lacking for that thrill of exploration. It's just distributed differently, and I actually found myself loving being as engaged by the outdoor areas in BotW as I was by the dungeons in previous 3D Zeldas

>>377333636
Stop shitposting, it won't make BotW any less good.

>>377333340
Id expect them to at least present reasons as to why their overrated trash Skyrim clone is good but so far its been nothing but trying to slander critics and posting fucking review scores from garbage websites.

>>377315080
at least use a proper screenshot and not this low bitrate crap

>>377333803
>replying to yourself to save face attempting to circlejerk after trying to find 'flaws' in the game to no avail
Desperate, this is the state BotW leaves shitposters in, look at it.

>>377331842
Did you just see all these npc's and bokoblins riding horses and think "wish I could do that"?

>>377333681
It's called autism and it's prevalent in Nintendo's manchild audience

>>377333976
What's sad is that you're completely deluded and paranoid enough to believe this since you erroneously believe I value your input enough to samefag

>>377334313
you value enough to reply :^)

>>377334313
>deluded
>says the guy desperately grasping at straws to avoid admitting that BotW is a great game
>same guy that had to wait a minute after replying to himself

Link's 'pants' in Zelda 1 is so badddddd. Zelda 2 Link is GOAT though

>>377327694
It's all true. Game still a 8/10. Maybe 7.9/10

>>377333681
The only baffling thing is how, nearly 3 months later, /v/ still cannot accept how good BotW is. The tears are hilarious.

>>377333803

Because you're just shitposting in bad faith and you know as well as everyone else here that you wouldn't even entertain an explanation beyond greentexting the response and saying some variation of "autism".

Hell I'm willing to bet you enjoy the game yourself but you're just bored

>>377334590
No more than a 7/10. The final boss with CG was a joke

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>looks like a ps1 game (see: ff7, crash, spyro, etc)
>instead of adding unique enemies you get 4 or 5 enemies over and over with the only difference being the color of the enemies
>shrines are all the same, incredibly easy, simple, rehashed
>there might as well not even be any fucking dungeons
>that youtube video that compares all 3d Zelda hyrule castles in size and proves botw is somehow dozens of times smaller than the fucking ocarina of time one when fags spammed about how big Zelda is
>weapons take 2 to 3 hits on average to break, cant repare them, all have basically the same moveset/design, not very many of them, have to grind to get weapons, etc
>npc dialogue are so bare bones

you fucking Nintendo babies will play anything with the name Zelda slapped on it wont you?

>>377334671
but it's not good

>>377334409
>>377334485
>>377334671
>>377334672
Imagine all the time this shill takes to defend this game.

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>>377334682
>no more than a 7/10

>>377334746
right it's great

>>377318386
Holy shit, not one of these is a fault. The desperation never ends.

>The - the game has a selfie camera! It must be shit!

Top kek.

>>377334682
They are relatively minor things. They game is simply lacking everything that makes a Zelda game good but it's still a good game.

>>377334784
imagine all the time this shill takes to attack this game

>>377334784
Wrong faggot.
>>377334746
But it is and you're assblasted

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I tend to trust more the general opinion on /v/ than videogame "critics"

also 90% of games suck

>>377334731
>that youtube video that compares all 3d Zelda hyrule castles in size and proves botw is somehow dozens of times smaller than the fucking ocarina of time one when fags spammed about how big Zelda is
What? what video?

>>377334820
I dont even own a ps4. What in the fuck is wrong with you? Do you live with Sonybro demons in your head? Are you a schizo?

>>377334824
no, it's actually pretty mediocre

>>377334784
Some people just can't let go of their nostalgia.

>>377334941
nahh

>>377334941
Repeat after me
Because
I
Say
So

>>377334916
>>377334918
Who do you think you're fooling? Those timestamps magically being 1 second apart not with just this set of replies but others as well shows you're shitposting with two devices and think you're being clever

>>377334865
A shitty final boss is not a "minor" thing

>that moment when you get the Hylian Shield after playing the entire game blind
It was amazing

>>377335087
maybe you're just a fag???

>>377334731

I know you're being disingenuous for attention but the difference is that there's much more of Hyrule Castle to actually explore this time. In previous games the size of the castle in relationship to the rest of the world was arbitrary, but 100 of the space it takes up on the map here is fair game to roam around in.

The only other games with Hyrule Castle interiors that come close in size are Minish Cap and Link to the Past, and BotW's dwarfs both of them