>barista ask me what video game I'm playing lately

>>377307854
ask her out, anon

>>377307907

>I'm playing neir automata, wanna hang out
>CHAD, SWEETIE, CALL THE POLICE WE HAVE A PERVERT HERE

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>tfw been playing nothing but h-rpgmaker game since last weekend

If only you guys can smell the state my room is at right now.

Everyday until you like it

The good thing about being gay is that I have literally zero reasons to socialise with subhuman females.

>>377307854
so what? can't you answer the question?

>>377308862

>pretends to be female
>considers them subhuman

Really milks my almonds

>oh I haven't been playing much of anything lately I uh have been catching up on college

There you go OP

>>377309192
I'm ten times more manly than you,limp wristed faggot.

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>>377308879
No anon can't because probably part of the large portion of this board that doesn't even play vidya anymore.

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>girl at uni tells our study group she loves to play video games
>ask her what games she plays
>"omg i used to play halo 3 all the time when it came out"

>baristo doesn't put a lid on my to go order

REEEEEE

>>377309775
>Halo 3

I mean at least she's choosing a fun fps instead of call of duty.

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>"what are you playing, anon?"
>say whatever JRPG I'm playing at the moment
It's not that hard

>>377308770
you have to stop using poop socks and piss bottles anon

this is your mother btw

>qt barista making my gay ass coffee
>asks if i play shooters
>"oh just overwatch and halo" trying to hide my power level
>"and you?"
>says she streams cs go and overwatch on the regular and has a cs knife collection

>>377307854
why do you care what the barista thinks of your interests?

>"What Vidya are you playing Anon?"
>Tell her
>"Is it go-"
>"Video games."
>"Good."
>"Pick one bitch."

>>377310437
us /v/irguns huh

>>377307854
>barista
>Not grinding and brewing your own coffee

>>377309523
yeah, sure because taking dick in the ass and wearing sissy clothes is sooooo manly.

Kek

>>377307854
my girlfriend is a barista

>>377307854
for fuck sake just say overwatch or battleground whatever the fuck its called and fuck her
jesus christ it doesnt get any free-er than this anon

>>377310384
You got her twitch name right?

>>377308770
I bet it smells like cumies :^)

>>377308770
Been there done that.

>>377310853

I have a grinder and french press but sometimes I just wanna try from our local coffee shops to support local businesses

>>377308770
post pic of desk

>>377311391
I am NOT telling you guys her twitch name lmao

>>377311390

My morals are too high to taint my image by saying I play overwatch

>>377311581
then why do you want to fuck little girls

>>377308770
Clean your fucking room you disgusting slob.

>>377311530
fag

>>377311265
Spending your valuable time being an obnoxious faggot on an online Cambodian knitting message board isn't exactly peak masculinity either pal

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> go to America
> ask for coffee
> they hand me a fucking giant mug
whatever happened to pic related?

>>377312239

That's an expresso cup...

You do know difference between latte and expresso right?

>>377312239
You have to ask for an espresso

>>377309876
We get fired if we do this
>>377310384
Baristas have the biggest power levels, get out of our shop normie
>>377312239
We have those, just ask.

>>377307854
I hope you said VALL-HALLA

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>>377312373
>expresso

>>377312468

My local coffee shop has pretty cool people that are damn good at hiding power levels. One of them saw me playing metal gear ac!d on emu and they showed me that 8bit controller. He uses it to play that and snes emulators during break time

>start hanging out with a group of normies
>Find out literally all of them play overwatch
>Whenever someone does something stupid the all laugh and say "wow, looks like you pulled a symmetra" because the character is canonically autistic
I love this timeline

>>377312625
>Having a break as a barista
maybe I should find a job at a different coffee shop.

But yeah, all my coworkers are huge fans of anime and videogames, my boss is into sea of thieves atm and another coworker is really into Persona.

>Whenever someone asks me if I play video games I pretend I never play them
>Sometimes it turns out that they play video games but I have to keep up the lies I've told
Nobodies seen my room since I was 10

>>377311530
More like
>this shit never happened and I was just sitting in a coffee shop wish that qt barista would talk to me.

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There's no fucking winning in this situation unless the person you're talking to actually knows about video games.

>Try to lie and say "Mario" just to get them off my back
>"That doesn't look like Mario"
>Be honest and say "It's X"
>"What is that?"
>Two roads at this point
>Try to give a quick explanation, "that sounds dumb, you're weird"
>Say "you wouldn't like it", "wow anon you're a douche"

There's no fucking winning. None. I even have a stupid example.

>Used to work an office job where I had an hour lunch
>Played my 3DS if I didn't take a lunch with my buddies
>"Anon what are you playing?"
>Mega Man
>"What's that?"
>It's kinda like Mario, you're just a little robot boy shooting bad robots and stuff
>Immediately pulls out phone
>"Haha wtf anon he's got Superman underwear what a dumb game"
>Get called "Mega Man" for like three weeks by this chick

>>377312805
Cringe.

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>>377308770
>weeb
>fucking disgusting and smelly

>>377313369
Yeah. Yeah it is but it makes me feel good knowing that these conventionally normal people are cringier in real life than I am.

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>all I play is old as fuck autism games like ancient MMOs and rogue-likes
>every time someone asks me what I play I just list recently released games so they don't think I'm a turbo-nerd
>tfw I'm an outcast within a community of outcasts

>>377313347
>not wanting to be mega man
What a fag you should have rolled with it.

>>377313548
Well, maybe you should stop playing autistic games, my man.

>>377313548

You'd be surprised how many people stick to old strategy and mmo games

I tell people straightout I play platformers, racing games, point and click and strategy games