are you prepared for E3 yet, /v/?

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>>377292321

>>377292321
I'll do what I always do, ignore it, and read like 2 summary articles and some /v/ impressions after the fact to get all of it in 10 minutes.

I'm glad that you already filled out my form for me, OP.

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>>377292321
Oh, a new template. Nice.
I had a lot of fun doing this last year, but I have no clue what to expect this year.

>>377294510
Do you have the template for your e3 report card ?
looks sick

>>377294510
>Devil May Cry 5

Boy howdy that sounds familiar

>>377294884
Sorry, I don't have it anymore
>>377295032
same procedure as every year

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>>377294884
Here you go anon.

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>>377295509
god bless you, I hope your favorite games get released this year!

Oh shit report card time. I'll fill mine in momentarily.

>>377292321
The PC gaming show is looking really promising this year. All hopes are up for that new Platinum game getting a PC port.

>>377294510
>sucking squares dick that hard for 2 games when both came out mediocre.

I know it's a 7 but your weeb is showing

>>377296006
>mediocre
both games were good, a 7 is a fair score
I won't deny that I'm a weeb though

Can we get some cards that have more space than a literal fucking square?

add devolver digital to the card please

>>377296316
fuck off reddit

>>377296316
Who?

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>>377292321
I really hope I'm proven wrong. I miss looking forward to E3.

>>377297082
>yoshi
>kirby
>shit
Die.

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Am I doing this correctly?

>>377297082
>not wanting and hoping for the Granblue Platinum Games game at PC Gaming Show

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There's really not much I'm looking for.

>>377297360
>wanting David Cage
No

>>377297596
>Nintendo porting

>>377297795
I know they won't but it's what I'd like them to do.

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>>377297795
I-it'll be different this time, right?

>>377297857
You're retarded.

>>377297291
I'm not saying their shit, but the last few E3s all Nintendo has shown off was shit, Kirby, and Yoshi.

>>377297920
In what way? It's "what i wanted" field, and that's just what it is, something I want.

>>377297949
>Kirby and Yoshi
>shit
You've mad an enemy this day.

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eh

>>377297949
Don't try to argue with nintenbros, it's a religion for them.

>>377297291
not him but those series have recently become extremely milked little to no difference between entries
not to mention they're just mediocre snorefests

>>377298220
>filters

>>377298231
>but those series have recently become extremely milked
You are retarded and I hope you die in a fire.

>>377298220
anon, if you looked at his chart you would see he likes nintendo to a degree
man why are ponies the dumbest fucks on this entire board?

>>377298291
sorry I spoke ill of your precious kirby
fuck up kirby is shit, it may have been cute and fun on the original gameboy but the novelty has long worn off, that is if you're a healthy functional human being, retards with autism still just eat it up, the game's aren't stimulating in any way.

>>377298321
Thank you for proving me right.

Hopefully Sony does something more than play through their trailers playlist for games that are 2-4 years away. A lot of the games they showed last year will probably end up on the PS5.

>>377298418
>kirby is shit
Die.

>>377298429
>heh, you thought I was going to make a valid argument since I failed to do so last time but jokes on you I'm just going to say "proved my point" haha better luck next time kiddo
kill yourself, kirby is boring as shit, I don't have a hate towards colourful games in general, it's just kirby, it's fucking boring.
I don't see how an adult can keep buying it over and over.

>>377298448
I doubt they'd let Last guardian fiasco to repeat. And with PS4Pro release I think it's safe to say they want to milk this gen for a lot longer, possibly even having another iteration of PS4 somewhere down the line.

>>377298474
ooh you thought your perfect little series was safe from criticism?
yeah nah get fucked cunt, it gets treated like every other game here, you're not special

>>377298575
I think in your rage you lost track of who was arguing with whom.

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>>377298708
woopsie doodles

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>>377292321

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Feeling pretty good.

>nobody hyped for the PC gaming show
Is /v/ filled with consolefags or what?

>>377300647
Because it's cosmically boring every damn year. If you have good expectations for it, it means you never saw one.

>>377300647
The PC show is always too long and too boring.

Where's the drinking game

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>>377300736
>>377300746
So you're not hyped for the Platinum Games PC port?

>>377300829
It won't be in the conference. Nothing interesting will be. It'll be people sitting in place talking slowly about Radeon lineup and esports.

>>377292321
>LE APE ESCAPE 4 HURR HURR

>>377298693
>that
>criticism
yeah no, fuck off

>that feel when nintendo will win again

h

>>377301013
>It won't be in the conference.
It will though.
Cygames is coming and the director literally said he "bought a new PC for this" when they revealed the Granblue game.

>>377300829
>being hyped for a consoleport

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>Almost everyone's hype meters are low as fuck

Is this to protect yourself from hype backlash, or do you all genuinely not give a fuck about E3 anymore?

>>377301474
>not being hyped as fuck for a Platinum Game game
Don't tell me you're one of those shitters who only play western garbages?

>>377297082
>Blinx 3

Finally, somebody else with great taste.

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Website with all countdowns and now with times.
http://e3countdown.weebly.com/

>>377301660
I'm fucking tired of all those ports of games I've already played. Gimme sequels or new ips.

>>377301823
It's literally a new IP anon. It's not even out in Japan yet.

>Nintendo goes last again

thank god for nintendo

if it honestly wasn't for them going last every E3 would be shit

>>377301786
Also if anyone has any suggestions on things to add within reason pls say

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I don't really care about what gets announced at e3, because I'll probably just play autism sims all day anyway, but I always enjoy watching it with you guys, so I'm excited for every show.

>>377301903
This, but it's a double edged sword really. I'd rather they just went first so I could safely ignore the other shit, which is what I do anyway only in reverse.


Anyway I can't be bothered with the image but all I'm wanting is for Nintendo to announce some shit for the Switch which will make me buy it. The stuff it has currently isn't the sort of shit I like to play really.

>>377302007
>pic
Figuratively me.

>>377301638
Maybe this year will change things because there are real fans with real emotions in the audience instead of just paid journalists with paid emotions. If I can hear 'boo's from the audience as ubisoft does their 5 minute 'hype' trailer for the shocking reveal of FIFA 18, it will make my E3.

That said I do not expect this to happen, I expect the audience to once again be seeded with video game journalists and various other paid actors, while the common people with their common people tickets wait in little folding chairs outside the venue and watch a big projector screen.

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>tfw not really excited for anything
Year start was somewhat great for me so not really hyped for anything.

>>377298750
Damn, I laughed at that Todd. Well done

>>377301638
hello eu friend

>>377292321
Hopefully MS keep up the good work again. They got an 8/10 for me last year.

>>377301660
No platinum just fucking sucks. They suck x10 when its not an original ip

I know nothing that I should be hyped for. It's like every company blew their load 2016 and hasn't come up with anything new yet.

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I just want Bad Company 3...

>>377301234
saying a game series has lost novelty IS criticism, take your fingers out of your ears

>>377303779
Ubisoft and EA really have no right to be at E3. Why can't normies have standards and stop throwing their money at them?

>All these people that have elder scrolls 6 is their cards

Is this some new meme that I've missed or are people actually dumb enough to expect a new TES announcement before 2020?

>>377301638
Haven't made an image but I just find it hard to get hype any more. Too much bullshit, fake trailers, fluff and downgrades.

>>377304515
I like how you filled in the hype meter.

>>377298274
test post ignore this

nintenbros
nintenbabbies
nintendorks

>>377292321
god damn it I have crucial travel to do for my job that is going to mean I won't be able to play the E3 drinking games and relentlessly shitpost on /v/, I'm legitimately sad

Square Enix better give some fucking reveal dates this year

>>377302170
>Ubisoft
>Fifa 18
what