*barks playfully*

>not *barks your path*
you had one job

>>377256906
What's that boy? You want to be my girlfriend tonight? Well, I guess we could...

>>377257250
pmt fpbp tbĥ fäm

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>>377257250

*braps internally*

*pets*

>>377256906

He has a kind face

>>377256906
STUPID FUCKING DOG

STOP BLOCKING MY PATH

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>>377257393
>tfw playing with your dog and you start to get an erection

>>377256906
>can't kill it
>game forces it into the story even if you completely avoid it
>even if you decide to take it, it constantly gets stuck on things, blocks your path and incessantly makes stupid annoying noises

fucking bethesda

>>377256906
Dogmeat is only useful for extra carryweight.
As soon as you get Lone Wanderer then he's nothing more than a huge fucking annoyance.

>>377256906

> Jumps up on the couch and has a shit/piss inexplicably right in front of you playfully

I will never understand dogs.

>>377258708
I thought I had forgotten about this.