>dad walks in

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B-but he's a guy.

>30 eurobucks for trap porn
Nah.

>>377240732
>look up from my vita
>'hey dad, what's up'
>put it down so I can just pick it up later
>'I know what you've been playing on that gameboy of yours. I didn't raise you this way.'

>>377241105
Was like 4 bucks last week

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>>377240732
>your dad will somehow have knowledge that this is not an anime girl, but is infact an anime boy

ok

>>377240732
Gas the trapfags.

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>>377241418
>implying my dad isn't the ultimate weaboo who beats me for choosing the wrong girl
If only

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>>377240732
>tfw no failed male on her knees taking my real man cock while her useless sissy clit flops around impotently.

I'm straight, but passable dickgirls are a miracle of the universe.

>>377241418
Your dad is disapointed that you cling to 2D girls instead of socializing.
The irony is that you fell for 2D boys.

I want to be Luka.

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>>377240732
YES

My dad is well aware of how much of a weeb I am, I thought he didn't care
Some months ago he said he never watched Cpt Harlock and other japanese stuff as a kid because they looked too much effeminate and faggy to him
Boy what a disappointment I must be to him, he even saw my Xion "Do it for her" wallpaper

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>>377242507

>>377242858
>using wallpaper when someone who is quick to judge is near you
That's your fault.

>>377243121

hips

and

thighs

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>>377240841
>Be Jap "Artist"
>Draw a cute girl
>It's a guy
Grorius

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>>377243253
Best part.

>>377240732
Man that doujin of him and Makise is great.

>>377243290
>narrow hips
>wide shoulders
>head to body proportion of an adult man
>large arms
>large hands
>flat chest
>protuding chest bones(or whatever it's called in english)
>eyes size and the rest of the face at the same proportion of a typical anime male character
While I do agree with you in most cases that picture couldn't be further from that.

>>377240732
>black dad
>"Dammmn son das a fine ass lookin hoe right de-
>GAME: "it's a boy"
>"a-ayo hol up nigga what-"

>>377243521
>black
>dad
lol you almost got me there

>>377244596
nice quote

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>>377244596
meant for
>>377244440

>>377243521
you mean this one?

>>377243521
>dickgirl + girl
>not dickgirl + girl + dude

luka's boypussy was made for okabe's BAC

>>377244861
naw.

>>377245152
Then you're a faggot because that's the best doujin. You should also kys yourself.

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Threadly reminder

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>>377240732
>Dad walks in

>2004 tfw no gf
>2005 tfw no gf
>2006 tfw no gf
>2007 tfw no gf
>2008 tfw no gf
>2009 well fuck women
>2010 well fuck women
>2011 fuck feminism
>2012 tfw no trap gf
>2013 tfw no trap gf
>2014 tfw no trap gf
>2015 tfw no trap gf
>2016 tfw no trap gf
>2017 tfw no trap gf

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>dad walks in
>"why aren't ya winning' son?"
My dad's been a weeb since the late 70s. We still play KoF '98 every now and then. Even after meeting my mom, he says Mai is his waifu. I like Leona and have had literal waifu wars with my dad.

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>mommy walks in

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>dad walks in