Oh... you're doing the uh- European-style greeting...

melon

>>377238706
Greet THIS *unzips melon*

>>377238769
I think you should leave.

show me your boooobs

Gonzaaalo!

life is too short for rooms

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>>377238769
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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>>377238706
>*breathes*
>"That's it, I think you need to go!"
>"We'll be fine, YOU just have to leave!"
>*Elevator to Hell opens as you slowly descend into the abyss*

facade 2 when? it has been 11 years

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>>377238769

>scream "melon" as you clip through the walls and escape into the endless void

>invited over to a party with your two college buds
>whole time is TALK ABOUT US HELP US WITH OUR PROBLEMS IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>377238769
SPEAK FRIEND AND LEAVE_

>>377238706
I still like how if you use the words "good news" while outside the door he just shuts it on you. The devs knew the Jehovahs Witness meme.

>>377240118
who was in the wrong though

>>377240650
Everyone

Trip for cheating
Grace for being a pretentious cunt who's never happy
The player for being friends with them

>>377240896
gonzalo did nothing wrong

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>>377238769

>>377238706
WATERMELON.

>melon meme is more popular than the italy photo
proves you idiots never actually played the game and just parrot whatever you see
a bomb! lol!

HELLO I AM GENGHIS KHAN

>>377240118
>Invited to a party
>It's only you and your married couple friends

There were plenty of signs you needed to get the fuck out of there well before the conversationalist bullshit started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s89-XWWEu60

>this never became the future of video games

Why don't more games try and understand what you say?

Just wait until I give you the European style handshake

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>"There's a key behind the wedding photo that leads to the room by the kitchen guys, I swear!"

>>377240991
can I get some r34 where trip covers the 8ball in martini and shoves it up his ass

>>377238706
What's even the endgame in this? I never bothered looking up spoilers and always got booted

>>377243698
Play
The
Game

Groon

Ackbar want groon

>>377243698
play the game loser

I wish someone would make another one of these

>>377238706
Why does he hate melons?

>>377244586
ask /mu/

>>377244586
I think the serious answer to this is that the devs figured that would be a sexual innuendo. It could also be intended as a deliberate autofail, for some reason.
>>377244831
BEST TEETH IN THE GAME

I would pay actual money for a real life version of the wife's post-modern dildo/vase.

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>>377238769
you come into our house
AND SAY THIS TRASH

GET OUT

>>377242035
>[Uncomfortable non-parsing laughter intensifies]

AVE MARIA

>>377241737
They were going to make another game but gave up on it for unknown reasons.

>>377238706
We'll be fine, YOU just have to GO.

>>377238769
Ok.

Anon!

I think you need to leave.

>>377242035
Why would you want that

>>377245069
>[Grrrrrrrrkk ca-thunk ca-thunk Whhrrr]
>[String "ASS" detected]
>[Strike 1 profanity]
>[Uncomfortable profanity silence intensificates]

>>377245538
>[non parsing laughter ends]
>fuck you trip what did i do wrong
>[String: BLAME detected]
>Parsing story dialogue set 2]
>[exec Tripdialogueblame_1.wav]
>Trip: You think.......... I'm........... to blame???