Admit it. V's driving is ludicrous.

>>377231706
>The take away vigilante and ambulance missions.
>Replace them with tennis and golf.

sssiiiigghhhhhhhh

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I unironically think that the racing mode in GTA Online is the single most fun online arcade racer I've played on PC and the second most fun arcade racer ever after the MotorStorm series.

kill me

>>377231706
They originally said before the game was out the driving mechanics from IV were replaced with arcade driving to allow for a wider audience.

It's perfect for the 14 year old chinese turbopleb audience they were going for

>>377231706
dont know man i drive like shit, dont mind cause stealing a better car is easy, my friend tho drives like a pro, but he spent maybe 20 times more time playing

>>377231981
also the handling in IV was horrible like sailing a damn boat.

>>377231995
>turbopleb

this word is so fun to say.

>>377231876
don't forget darts

>>377231706

>sandbox, cinematic game has unrealistic, hollywood style car handling

Hmmmm.

Been about a year since I played through all mainline GTAs.
Don't feel like revisiting V at all.
Perhaps it is because I am fan of the autumn feel that III and IV had.

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>>377231876

RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS

>>377231876
4 didn't have ambulance missions did it?

>>377232276
Don't you know? It's alright when IV does it.

>>377232276
unfortunately I havent played IV, but GTA3 and SA had them.

>>377231981
And people still can't drive without hitting every other car and telephone pole on the way to their destination.

>>377231876
Did anyone actually like those? I only played them for infinite sprint and increased body armour

>>377231876
They probably develop those as warm-ups for the character models and animations. Recall how Rockstar Table Tennis was the first game to use the RAGE Engine.

>>377231981
IV driving was trash and the only people who defend it are trying to gatekeep a GTA game and it's sad

>>377232237
Once you do V, it's all meh replaying.
I've tried again and again.
There isn't much to do even though it tried so hard to be San Andreas 2.0.
Missions are boring and the story drags when you're swapped around characters.
Especially when the game could have revolved around Trevor and Michael without Franklin.

>>377232094
Or maybe you just fucking sucked at it.

>>377231706
It is, but I still enjoyed it

>>377232425
They were fun like tetris was fun.

>>377232458
nah you're just bad kid.

>>377232531
>>377232631
And here come the IV first fanfags.

Who gives a fuck. Mod it and stop whining.

>>377231706
I've been replaying IV recently and the handling is fucking appalling. V's is a step up from that.

>>377232531
No. A fucking old four door sedan doesn't and shouldn't handle like a boat. The driving in four sucked.

t. Someone who's driven a 35 foot boat

People whined too much about 4's car physics so they made it easier.

>>377231706
no IV's driving was a trainwreck, V's driving is decent.

>>377232094
But that's exactly how a shitty 80s sedan handles if you try to take a 90 degree turn at 40 mph

>>377232684
>download mod
>get virus

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>>377232768
stop

>>377232425
It was better than the minigames, at least you got something out of it.

>>377232745
I think they wet overboard with V, could've been a bit weeny little itty bitty more realistic it would've been perfect.

>>377231706
ludicrous game.
IV"s wasn't even realistic or challenging. just obnoxious.

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>>377232415

>>377232609
Vigilante maybe. Paramedic was just tedious.

>>377231876
Dont forget Firefighter missions, I fucking loved those.

>You will never shutdown protesters with waterblasts in los santos

Goddammit chinatown wars why did you have to be so lame.

>>377232965
I do this on purpose so I can convince newbies to be the drilling guy without saying a word :D

>>377231706
I dont understand what this webm is trying to get at. I have driven sports cars thatwould fishtail like crazy which is similar to what looks like is happening in this webm, although maybe its a bit over the top.

>>377232425

Lets see....a game called GTA, which type of mini game would I rather be doing?

1. Driving around the city doing different shootouts with criminals of various difficulty and numbers. Potentially unlocking a desirable perk such as increased body armor limit, health limit, etc

or....

Golf. Not a full blown golf video game, but rather a tacked on golf mini game inside of another video game..

The mini games and side missions should fit the core gameplay. But then again, I suppose it does. Look at what Rockstar is trying to do. It has aimed to make an online real life simulator.

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>>377231876

>>377233404
SA best confirmed

>>377233404
>A nigger has the best resume in the series.

fucking low expectations motherfuckers.

>>377231706
Its extremely floaty and arcady.

None of the cars have ANY weight and yet they have fuck tons of torque which causes your wheels to spin constantly without going anywhere

The speeds are artificially limited and none of the upgrades increase your top speed, only acceleration. NONE of the fucking tires do anything except dirt tires

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>>377231876
>>377233404

>>377232965
>Fleeca Heist
>passenger can't beat the snake game, gives up and leaves

HOW DO YOU FAIL AT THAT?

>>377233294
Its not, the car isn't actually oversteering or "fishtailing" because thats not what happens

>>377233372
I'd love to have a hybrid of The Sims and GTA

>>377233616
>Future DLC's

huehuehuehuehue

Z-Type best car

>>377233802
no that'd be the Futo

>>377233703
>nothing but Online bullshit

Need all those shark card shekels.

>>377233843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

>>377233294
Real cars don't snap back into place so quickly while keeping most of its forward momentum like that.
Honestly though, arcade-y controls are perfectly fine. You have racing sims if you're actually an enthusiast wanting to show off how gud you are at driving with realistic physics.

>>377233665
Are you saying the car in the webm isnt oversteering, or that something similar to what is happening in the webm cant happen when a car breaks lose?

>>377231876
Ambulance missions in Saints Row 2 were better

>>377233294
Cars don't tread like they're on a track holding them to the ground.

>>377234009
see
>>377233998
basically if a real car fish tails its nothing like that

Why the fuck do my cars wheels ALWAYS spin for seconds when I'm trying to go? Why is their no TCS? You can't even drift in this game and hold a drift without losing all your speed.

Everything the descendent FAGGOT said is not real about gunrunning. Gunrunning will include a whole bunch of military vehicles including the a-10 warthog. The aircraft carrier is purchasable has space for 23 vehicles and is maneuverable around the map. Bunkers are customizable only by the type of interior and gun tables. The most expensive bunker fully customized costs around 8.5 million dollars. That's all I know, this is a military dlc obviously I just thought I would sxtep in to say the truth not descendants way of getting your hopes down!don't worry the stupid hillbilly dlc does not exist gunrunning is focused on military :) that's all I have.

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>>377233843

>>377234479
sounds cheap as fuck

I have 260m dollars from some hacker who dumped money on me a month ago

>>377234328
Basically, traction control "kicks in" when you go sideways which doesn't make sense at all but it will turn off if you wanna do a burn out. Its a shitty scripted car thing

Oh yea if a cop car merely touches your rear bumper your steering wheel is scripted to jolt to the left or right for an entire half second and theres nothing you can do about it. Its to simulate a pit maneuver which is retarded because in GTA4 they actually did real pits. I don't know why R* got so lazy with the game's AI

Yeah, in the game where you can buy airplanes and yachts online, take like eighty bullets to the chest, constantly evade the police by hiding for 60 seconds and use special powers to drive better, slow down the game and take less damage, having arcade-style driving is the main issue here.

>>377234928
>evade the police
really funny because the cops will be able to shoot you in the head while you're driving 200mph with perfect accuracy oh yea and if you commit a crime out in the middle of no where 1-2 cops will magically spawn on you

>>377235018
>remember the first time I saw cops on top of Chiliad
>pause for a few seconds and wonder how in the fuck cops got up there as well as what bitch pedestrian reported me

>GTAV pre october 2016 patch

>shoot a deer in the wild
>another rabbit calls the cops on me because animals were just pedestrians with different skins

I'm not joking

Can you guys recommend a good car game? I like games like dirt rally as an example

>>377235506
assetto corsa

>>377235506
RRRIIIIIIIDDGE RACERRRRRR

>>377232965
>Start job
>Reluctantly get into another player's gold-plated Lambo while he drives
>Wrecks the car before we even get halfway there
Alternatively, what I hate most:
>Climb into car with other players to drive to the objective
>One immediately breaks a window and starts hosing down everything in sight with an uzi
>Gets us a 3-star wanted level before we even get near the mission
For what fucking purpose

>>377235658
GAY BONAAAAAAA

>>377235018

> if you commit a crime out in the middle of no where 1-2 cops will magically spawn on you

My biggest complaint of all. Number one. I remember being out in the middle of the desert wanting to murder some hikers. Wanted to do my whole silent hitman thing. I wasn't as optimistic as to think there would be a system "no witnesses = no cops," but figured it'd be at worst similar to older GTAs where you could get two or three kills before you'd even get a star. I decided I'd just kill a lone hiker at a time while I waited for the invisible crime-tracking counter to reset.

>find hiker
>beat the shit out of him
>seconds later a star
>try to wait it out
>takes forever
>cops actually arrive in the middle of nowhere
>two stars

Absolutely fucking dropped. Ruin the whole damn game for me. Am I expecting to be able to go on a rampage without repercussions? No. But I'm at least expecting to be able to take a taxi fare out into the desert and beat him to death with no witnesses. At least let me get away with unwitnessed murders or murders with zero pedestrians within the radius.

Anytime I decide to play that way I just use director mode with no cops. Total fucking bullshit.

>>377235590
Looks good, thanks dude

>>377236245
>Have a wanted level
>"K, better cut off the road into the desert to lose them"
>8 patrol cars spawn in the middle of the desert in any direction you go

>>377236245
regardless if the cops can see you, they WILL home on your position even if you are hiding. So many times I've hidden in allyways and magically a cop would turn down my particular allyway even though no one saw me enter it

>>377236061
I have the same experiences.
I hate these faggots.

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>mfw those fucking tow-truck missions with Franklin

Could they possibly have thought up something more fucking boring? I often wonder.

IV's driving is only good on the expensive sports cars. It feels atrocious on regular SUVs and trucks.

Guess which one the story missions have you drive most of the time.

>>377235506
Forza Horizon 3

>>377236061
Supreme autismboys
they're the same people who went around in armoured karumas for a month after their release just shooting absolutely everything that moves

>>377237217
>It feels atrocious on regular SUVs and trucks.
maybe its because SUV's and trucks ARENT supposed to be agile at all

>>377236591

Don't even get me started on those helicopters.

>running through the forest
>I'm almost free
>new helicopter spawns the direction I'm going
>they found me.

They really dropped the ball. I'd honestly like the police to be a bit more simulated. Having a specific number of officers at specific locations at any given time and actually having to traverse to find you instead of just randomly popping up.

Perhaps they could redo how it's done. Keep the same difficulty or slighter harder cops, but once you've eliminated a set number of cops/helicopters, they basically run out and you lose your wanted level. Similar to how it is done in missions; once the cops were eliminated the mission continued on safely.

If you are wanted at any point within the certain amount of time, the exact wanted level returns/increases with more difficult cops. If however a certain amount of time passes without committing any visible crime, your potential wanted level restarts back a single innocent star.

I just hate having a huge ass shootout with a dozen cops knowing it's completely pointless. I want a chance to fight a whole police department - fight everything they got when backed into a wall. Give me a fighting chance. If I take out 20 cops and 4 helicopters, I deserve my escape.

>>377237728
It's more likely twitchy kids with ADHD who aren't satisfied unless they're shooting things 100% of the time.

>>377231876
Burglary missions were literally the best.

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>>377231981

The driving in both GTA 4 and 5 is complete trash for different reasons. All cars in GTA 4 handled like low-riders with suspensions made of slinkies, while they just handle in typical arcade fashion in 5. Neither are realistic.

>>377232810
Isnt this the same guy who said "Give her the dick"?

>>377238212
god damn damage in GTA4 was so much better than GTAV

>>377232760
>kids unironically believe it

>>377235471
That happens in a lot of games, it's rather funny. You had to mod it out in Skyrim.

>>377239441
There was a mod for GTAV for the longest time until R* finally decided to fix it

>>377235471
Speaking of hunting in Rockstar games, I always got such a kick out of the fact that NPCs hunt in RDR. But they do it only by following the deer on a horse wildly shooting a pistol at it.

>>377237837
Realism doesn't matter when it's still boring as piss to drive

>>377234581
>No fujiwara rims
Your cosplay is wack

Property missions in V are terribly implemented.

>>377240404
no kidding yo

they feel like last minute missions programmed by interns.

>>377235471
>RDR
>Animals models get replaced by civvies.
>WHAT THE FUG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zf5G18WDno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip0a-kNJGtc

>>377233372

>which would I rather be doing

You're basically doing 1 the entire game. I don't know why you mention golf for comparison anyway - there are plenty of comparable side activities in V which are action packed and aren't mini games.

I actually kinda enjoy the golf with other players desu
Too bad everybody quits the moment they start losing so you only get to play 3 holes tops

>>377232150
I personally love it and theres nothing more fun on a lonely bourbon soaked friday night than owning motherfuckers online, you even get a shirt!

>>377241152
There's really no point unless you're playing with a group of friends.

>>377241776
me and my buddy do pants optional golf tournaments, shits awesome

>>377237850
You speak the truth and I really hope they include some kind of system like that into RDR2 but who we kiddin'?

>>377232276
IV was shitty for this too but at least it still had cop car missions

>>377232321
IV still had vigilante missions. Feel free to kill yourself now, faggot.

>>377233625
A lot of literal children play V. Did the character have the hipster youth haircut and/or glitched clothing?

>give the player more clothing options
>some are exclusive to certain characters
>they change them whenever you are playing as someone else

>>377231876
The funny thing is, after all these random online updates where they add one unnecessary automatic weapon, they still don't bother to update single player with any addon whatsoever.

>>377245248
>they still don't bother to update single player with any addon whatsoever.

bastards did update solo with online cars for a short while but they refrained from it for PROFIT reasons.

>>377234928
>take like eighty bullets to the chest
Not in online, during missions whoever you're against knows exactly that you'll drop in a single shotgun blast and they will instantly rush you

>>377236960
The forced yoga shit with Michael.

>>377234672
We aren't all PCfats, anon. 8.5 million is ridiculous.

>>377234581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

gta v driving > gta SA driving > gta 4 driving

>>377247215
you dead > you alive

>>377233616
Firefight mission were great.

>>377246656
Does R* actually realize that their jewry is one of the main things driving people away from the game?
I mean I'm certainly not going to bother playing much if they keep pricing everything at millions of dollars when it's such an annoying grind to make any money.
The only person I know IRL who ever had decent dosh in that game had it because the game inexplicably gave him $20 million once

How do I get more health in SA? I keep dying in missions. The camera doesn't help.

>>377248859
Enough children and jewtubers buy Shark Cards™ that it probably doesn't come up.

>PCbros think they have an opinion on videos games especially driving in GTA when they use keyboard and mouses to fucking drive like dipshit retards
actually kill yourselves

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>>377233854
cant afford shark cards anon? whats it like to be poor?

>>377237728
>they're the same people who went around in armoured karumas for a month after their release just shooting absolutely everything that moves
That doesn't happen anymore? That made me stop playing GTAV multiplayer.

>>377232707
or maybe you sucked at it

>>377249347
no they still do

>>377231706

Real driving in video games is not fun. I cannot even get into Gran Turismo because it is a driving simulator. If I wanted realistic driving I would leave my house.

>>377232810
are you trying to say people dont pack downloads with malware for lulz?

If so...anon, how do you even manage to tie your shoes in the morning

>>377231706
ahahahaha the player is literally moving the thumbstick/mouse left and right rapidly. ahahahaha

>make Niko an option for Online
>his hairstyle isn't in it
>no tracksuit top and leather jacket combo
>no Russian cap(s)
>all this, despite his model being partially existent for the parent selection
What's the fucking point?

>>377249285
What's it like to be an underage faggot?

>>377249565
Stop.

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>>377231706
>Oh no! Smooth, non-stiff fun controls! This must be a bad thing!

>>377249347
people do the same thing if you fly any helicopter

it's impossible to fly anything that isn't the besra at this point while not in passive

>>377232415

Leave my wife out of this.

>>377249347
Happens to me pretty regularly. Just go passive or get a solo session.

Crews are very rarely worth joining for anything more than a cool emblem/paint color.

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>>377231876
>no
>fucking
>8 ball

>>377249696
hahaha poorfags in a nutshell

>>377249765
>controls = physics
Kill yourself, retard.

>>377249898
Have fun with mommy's credit card, kiddo.

Is GTA III worth playing on PS4?

>>377236701
If that happens don't move. If you've been hiding in an alley way for a while and you can see a cop coming towards you on the map stay still and they will give up the moment the cop's vision cone touches the player marker on the minimap.

>>377236061
I'm not gonna lie, everytime I get in someone else's vehicle, I break out the window. I don't shoot or otherwise attract police attention, but I break the window. I have a reason though.

Once I accidentally hit the button and broke out someone's window while we were just driving around town. He flipped the fuck out and started screaming over mic. Since then I do it just to see if anyone else is gonna have a nervous breakdown over virtual glass.

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>GTA4
>You had to pay attention to speed and what car you were in, making the simple act of driving fun
>GTA5
>Shitty garbage step back, because people thought GTA4s handling was "too hard"

>literally every mission outside of the few main heist missions are completely pointless and give you nothing, characters get fucked out of their money every single time
What were they smoking to think this shit was satisfying gameplay? Were they trying to make a statement or something?

>>377248860
Do paramedic missions and hit the gym

>>377249281
It's not like you can use a controller on PC or anything.

>>377250769
That happened in GTAIV too, the main difference being you had nothing to spend money on in that game.

>>377250769
because they thought people were going to use the stock market to make money. you can make billions before the first heist if you have even a basic grasp of how the bawsaq works.

>>377251029
Only with some ridiculous grinding. Might as well use cheat engine.

>>377251029
Most people don't want to be rewarded for autistic pretend stock trading, they want to be rewarded for playing the fucking game.

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>>377231876
>premier video proudly shows off yoga as a minigame
>entire mission dedicated to that shit
>actually tied in to the plot with a cuck element
>Liberal Rage: "something something yoga"
>radio ad: "something something yoga"

Wow I am so glad whatever intern decided to shill the shit out of their side-project they shoehorned into a driving/shooting game.

>>377250004
I will poorfriend :^)

Better than IV's.

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>>377231706
Although not as deep or rewarding as GTAIV, it was still fun and did it's job of making you feel like a professional race car driver, playing as Franklin.

>>377251440
>yoga
>stock market
>golf

smells like corporate pig in there.

>>377251576
You sure are buttblasted over having shit taste.

>>377252812
Your tyre looks worn on the inside edge, you should get your wheel alignment checked.

>>377247215

SA literally has the worst driving in the series

Should I even bother trying to get into Online if I have no friends?

>>377232425
I didn't like it back then, but with better controls these days it'd probably be tons of fun

>>377253745
I'd say no, i have friends that play it and i got bored of it pretty quickly. It's incredibly grindy, unless you're grinding the same boring ass missions and races it's going to take you so fucking long to make any sizable amount of money, the RP(XP) rate is also slow as fuck. I know people who have owned it since launch who still aren't rank 100.

>>377249347
It does but you can just sickybomb it once now

>>377234581
There's a compact one now that looks closer to the one in the anime

>>377254494
Those people must be retarded. I played since launch, took a nearly 2 year break, and reached level 100 just a couple of weeks ago. Already around 125 now.

Just join an organization, stick with the CEO, and you get a lot of RP.

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Convince me not to install this shit again /v.This thread made me wanna play again but I know I'm just shooting myself in the foot

>>377238431
not sure if you're an idiot but that was from a pornhub post

>>377231706
And? It's not realistic, but it's also not a chore. IV's driving was unrealistic and a chore. I say that as someone who was quite good at driving in IV. It wasn't even remotely close to authentic, so I have no idea why so many people laud it so much. Play a proper racing game once in a while if you want some more realistic driving.

>>377254784
They only really play it when there's an update but they played quite a lot when it launched.

>>377254797
>tons of children play it
>jetshitters
>kuruma kiddies
>racing is Pit Maneuver Simulator
>everything costs too much
>ridiculous grind for money
>only decent ways of making cash are glitching Pacstan and doing CEO shit - the latter takes a 2.5 million investment

>>377251815
>GTAIV driving
>deep
Play a real driving game.

>>377254797
Do it. There's a stupidly OP car for free now

>>377255324
and why would I be interested in that?

>>377236061
I don't gun people down, but I do immediately break windows.

>>377255324
The Duke O' Death isn't worth playing such a shit game for.

Besides, the Armored Kuruma is better.

>>377233668
>gta but you do a daily grind
>mix wots+persona+gta
would be the only game i ever play.

>>377250723
>gta4
>go 5mph
>already sliding like the ground is ice covered in water on a windy day
No one thought GTA4's driving was hard. They thought it was stupid. Stop pretending you fags are enthusiast simulation drivers when you're just CODfags getting mad at Battlefield.

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>>377255498
> costs half million
> gets blown up with 1 c4
> ugly
> there's cheaper and more durable cars

>>377255763
It doesn't mater what you drive, eventually some autist will make it their mission to blow it up.

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>>377255892
> use the armored baller
> kid wastes all his stickies on it

Is an i5 6500 and an rx 480 8gb enough to run gta v well?

>>377234136
And also nothing like in GTAIV.

But we could go full iRacing with GTAVI. I won't be the one complaining, I'll still be driving just fine. Those whining about wanting more realistic driving would quickly lament that request.

>>377232415
Because its shit Arcade driving to boot, some of the shittiest arcade driving I've played.

>>377255763
The Duke gets blown up with one block of C4, too.

>can only hold 2 people
>can't shoot at a backwards angle

>>377235506
Assetto Corsa
Project CARS
F1 20XX
Forza Horizon 3 if you want something more arcade

>>377240401
Not enough story progress to unlock tofu rims, sorry :(

>>377237837
They're not agile, but GTAIV really oversells that. If you take a corner at 10-15 mph in a non-sports car, you'll struggle to not veer into the next lane with full body roll, inside tires barely making contact with the pavement. That's not that hard of a turn to accomplish in a real car or SUV.

>>377256040
No. It requires a i7 6850k, TITAN Xp and 32GB of RAM to run at 800x600 in minimum settings.

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>>377255209
>driving
>deep
Yeah no.

I only own 3 vehicles so far.
>Paul Walker's car from 2F2F
>Sabre Turbo Custom
>Gargoyle
I have a little more than a million left. What should I get next? No aircraft, boats, or motorcycles.

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>>377256523
don't fuck with me

>>377232094
You're shit at driving and don't understand physics at all.

>>377231706
I've been saying it since release.

>Slight bump to the hood or roof
>Car explodes

>>377256905
Kuruma, just don't be an autist that uses it to go around killing everyone. It's nice to have if you need to get from A to B and you don't want to get shot through the window by every dickhead in the server.

>>377256905
Some taste.

>>377250683
>>377255459
When I build my GTAV PC I'm gonna do this.

>>377255065
>racing is Pit Maneuver Simulator
Why don't people choose the non-contact option?

>>377258337
>building a pc for GTA V
Way to spot the underage

>hacker spawns in
>starts slaughtering a bunch of fucking kids
>join him in shit talking them
>after kids leave he spawns me a bunch of cash
>disappears into the night
dog fucking bless, cuck admins never even took the money away

Why can't you buy a Lazer?

>replace player hangars with Jew shit
>can't keep jets from Zancudo
>have to pay a fee to spawn aircraft
>have to go pick it up at an airstrip/heliport

Why can't we drive the spy car from that one Franklin mission? In a game with shit like the Insurgent, the Kuruma, the Duke'O, etc. all widely available, I don't see how the spy car would be that bad. It would be by far the most fun car to evade the police in.
Please R*. I don't care about more new vehicles, more identical sportscars, more weapons to clog up my weapon wheel, and more houses that I'll spawn in just to leave. Just add cool shit for a reasonable price.

>>377244963
Seriously, what is up with that? I just gave up trying to get them to wear what i wanted.

>>377260596
>reasonable price
Not gonna happen, every time they add new shit they arbitrarily increase the price of it to encourage buying shekel cards.

If they release it now it's going to be like 8 million.

>>377260596
>add Ruiner 2000
>Bond car unchanged
I bet it's because they know people would be pissed if they suddenly charged a few million for it to be upgraded, which they would of course want to do.

>>377260780
Because it's "realistic" for them to change clothes. Although i doubt Trevor would be the kind of person to change regularly, dude would probably just grab the closest thing to his bed when he wakes up, which would likely be whatever he took off when he went to bed.

>>377260780
Realism :^)

The worst shit is that you can't save outfits like in Online.

>>377260864
>Not gonna happen, every time they add new shit they arbitrarily increase the price of it to encourage buying shekel cards
>tfw got two free cards from game when I bought V from GAME
>didn't think of buying one of the weaponized cars

>>377231876
>sssiiiigghhhhhhhh
Redditor.

>>377231706
V's driving is so boring.

>>377232094
the handling in IV is nice.

>>377249885
that shit was only ever used in the missions where you learned about the 8ball shop

>>377261052
>>377261081
If the game tried to be a sim and wasn't GT fucking A then I could forgive it. As it is its just dumb as hell.

>>377261463
>not just rigging cars to fuck around

>>377236061

One person in my group of friends is exactly like this, he's not a bad guy, but he's thick headed, impulsive, and doesn't consider tactics at all.

>Doing a set up for Pacific Standard, the one where you source the bikes
>Tell him to get into a kuruma, he gets into his insurgent instead
>Runs vehicle into the middle of a group of enemies, dies seconds later

>>377250683
>>377255459
kind of unrelated but did anyone else break the window in IV when driving Jacob around? In pretty much all my playthroughs I do that. Smoke goes out the windows.

>>377261098
My friend done the same thing, he bought a high-end apartment even though he wasn't high enough level to do heists, which isn't too bad but he also bought a fucking banshee, the worst possible sportscar in the game

I told him money took a long time to get and he'd regret it but did he listen? Did he fuck.

>>377260864

To be fair it's a lot easier to get money these days, CEO missions generate a shit ton of money, heists are still very profitable, and it's almost impossible not to get hacker bucks occasionally just in a random lobby.

>>377232760
every fucking car was the same. fast cars were useless because the handling still sucked and was so unfun.

>>377261637
>not hotboxing

>>377261637
IV has incredible attention to detail.

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>>377261595
>only friend that had GTA was arrested earlier this year
It could always be worse anon

>>377261081
you cant even save cars, and cars are so costly in this game.

>>377261743
lol he'd always say that quote after I smashed glass. Shame he didn't change reply to disappointment. Might have changed my actions if that were the case. I just like the smoke effect.

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>>377231706
>finish GTAV
>decide to free-roam as Michael in a police costume and drive a cop car around
>walk around the blocks greeting NPCs kindly
>some hipster gets upset at me and throws his fists at me
>climb up on my car so they can't hit me
>call 911 for backup
>cops show up
>they completely ignore the aggro NPC
>they shoot me down
>everyone walks away and continues on with their day
GTAV was so shit.

>>377261896
That's what Director Mode is for :^)

>>377232810
Wasn't there a legit mod that even was featured on a major reviewer website that had a virus?

>>377261881

Well thankfully a bunch of us just started replaying a few weeks ago so it's not hard to get people. Honestly if I didn't end up getting enough hacker bucks randomly to invest in CEO stuff I'd have probably lost interest by now.

>>377231706
What really needs to happen for VI in terms of driving is not so much ultra-realistic driving but driving that has weight to it.

Sports cars need to be fast.
Normal cars need to be less so.
Trucks need to start slow.
The vehicles need various stopping times.
They do not need to mostly handle like sports cars.

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>Wanted to fucking enjoy double $ for heists on PC
>Every fucking day GTAO kept putting me in empty lobbies and I couldn't join my crew members
I swear to fucking Christ, if RDR2 has the same online shit as GTAV, I won't even rent it

>>377261982
>fucking aggro NPCs

That turned from cute to a complete irritant after the first time it happened. Every fucking NPC!

>>377261982
Agreed.
GTAV was the worst game to play post beating the game. There was nothing to do, and even random murder wasent fun because the cops shoot you dead over any little thing. There wasent even any building to go inside that I can really think of.

>>377262132

Kind of going off your reply, but if there's one thing I really want in VI online it's don't show where everyone is on the map at all times. It still annoys me today that they set up GTAO like that, it doesn't make any sense, there's no point to stealth outside certain missions and it only encourages player killing as you know where everyone is. They could have done so much more with the stealth mechanic and such.

>>377262175

You don't need to be in the same lobby to do the heist, but I do feel your pain, I have a tendency to get disconnected from large public lobbies, not such a bad thing exactly as I can do CEO missions alone.

>>377262330
I kind of wish you didn't have a name over your head either, so you could pretend to be an NPC and ambush people.

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>>377232094
>this boat meme
I fucking hate you people, it was realistic that's how cars drive. Now we're stuck with this arcade shit because of people like you.

>>377261565
You can still rig bombs to cars in V dumbass

>>377262590

That might be good too, but personally I would settle for not appearing on the map or not appearing on the map or nameplate until you get into close proximity to someone else or do things like shoot a gun nearby, make it to where stealthing around gives you a lower chance of showing up.

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The only good part of IV was Gay Tony

>>377262394
I wish it put me into lobbies by myself occasionally, if i want to gring CEO contracts i have to go into a private lobby and there's only 2 missions it lets you do, they get boring as shit after a while.

>>377262394
No I mean that it wouldn't let me join crew members or receive invites
Any fucking time I was able to get in a lobby and help people with their CEO shit, the game would disconnect me half way through

>>377262879

Here's a technique to get into a lobby by yourself, ctrl alt del, bring up task manager, go to performance, go to resource monitor, on GTA V.exe click suspend process, suspend it for about 6-8 seconds, resume process, bam, it looks like it kicks everyone out of your lobby and you're in your own now.

>>377262904

Ah yeah that really fucking blows, the performance of GTAO is so spotty, I really hope the next iteration is better. Fucking load times man.

>>377263034

Forgot, under resource monitor go to network, then find GTA V and suspend it

>>377263034
I got it on pisspoor because no one i knew was getting it on PC

>>377249281
>Hop into a car
>Drive flawlessly using a controller
>Some fuccboi shoots at me
>Transition instantly to my mouse and keyboard and pop him with pinpoint mouseaim
>Go back to controller driving

Feels excellent being master race

IV had the most fun helicopter piloting you literally CANNOT refute this
>soaring through times square at max speed
>intentionally hug the skyscrapers while flying through wide alleys
>can easily fly underneath any bridge at high speed
its skill ceiling was low but only if you were unafraid to take the risks

>replay Online after some years
>missed some cool holiday items
>still no outfit for Niko
>no Luis or CJ parent option
>new cars and aircraft are expensive as fuck
>stunt races are fun until you get hit by some faggot, which is all the time
>CEO and MC shit that practically requires friends/crew
>people are encouraged to fuck up your business missions
>traffic now intentionally gets in your way more often
Jesus Christ. They really put no effort into improving this game.

>>377236061
>doing contact missions with randomers before heists were available
>bunch of black guys from Jacksonville
>two jump in the one guy's chrome Adder and go blasting away
>I finally rock up in my Tornado with the top down
>pull up next to the trashed Adder
>they wait while I put the roof back up
>"aw yeah, see? This nigga got style."
From then on I was the group's driver in my blacked out Granger. West Coast Classics the only station allowed in that.

>>377263318
Start a new playlist, add the "At the Races" race, save it. Now play that playlist, complete the race (1 lap, alone), like it, and restart it. Once the menu appears again, quit the playlist.

This will put you in a solo lobby. No one should join for at least 30 mins to an hour.

>>377263487

You can easily do the majority of the CEO and MC stuff except perhaps for the actual exports alone, if you don't wanna deal with other players it's fairly easy to get into a solo lobby.

>>377263424
>still no flightstick support
At least theirs mods for steering wheel support, i guess.

>>377263709
I also don't have 2.5M to invest in CEO stuff.

>>377264187

It should only cost 1M for the cheapest office and around 200-300k for a warehouse, alternatively you could go around lobbies until you find someone giving out money.

>>377264303
A crate warehouse or vehicle one? I'm on PS4.

>>377264375

Crate, a 16 crate warehouse at the cheapest is around 200-300k I think, maybe cheaper, a 42 one is around 400k. The vehicle warehouses are a bit more expensive with the cheapest being 1.5mil, but you can easily source the money for that just from doing crates.

>>377249814

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>>377255669

>a game where the steering controls are on analogue incremental triggers on both consoles
>complain about wheelspin

Do you hop in to drive a car and slam your foot to the floor then get upset when you fishtail into a tree too?

Anyone who complains about the driving in GTA4, this is their chief reason, don't drive like a maniac and you'll be fine.

>>377264496
Can you do crates solo?

>>377250769
This, and you can see it coming from half a mile away
>Those boring fucking Devin missions I need which you can see that you're not getting paid from a mile away but still have to do them
>That ridiculous fucking Trevor mission where you have to LITERALLY work on the docks with forklifts and cranes for the entire mission
>That submersible heist that has literally no payout

The worst thing is that they give you a decent payout early in the game from the Jewelery store job so you think your money will be consistent throughout the game only for you to not get literally any money for the next half of the game.

>>377264825

Definitely, it sometimes helps to have maybe a second hand for the export mission, but the basic mission of buying and getting the crates are fairly easy once you know what each mission entails. The only reason I stopped doing crates and put all my time into vehicle shipping was because of the ones where you have to pick up a crate and you can only carry one crate at a time, it's still not too bad if you have access to a buzzard, but it is more time consuming.

>>377256040
Yes.

>>377261052
>>377261081
Never thought I'd see the day that /v/ hated TECHNOLOGY in a game.
>characters can randomly change into clothes you've bought
>Michael and Franklin change every in-game day or two, Trevor wears the same clothes for a week

>>377265382
>dress my character the way I want him to look
>he's wearing something completely different next time I see him
I don't like it.

>heist requires a driver
>you can't use Franklin, a driver so good he warps time and physics

>Game about driving and shooting
>the driving sucks
>the shooting sucks

Why do people continue to suck rockstars dick?

>>377231706
Everything is so boring and predictable. AI just stands around and beats you up for standing next to them, cars are literally glued on the ground using some archaic physics system. I haven't touched the game in forever.

It is. IV done driving MUCH, MUCH BETTER.
And if some faggots start whining about it being "non-realistic" i want you to remember what you faggots usually saying when someone thinking that V driving is bad cuz it's non realistic
"MAN GAME SHOULD NOT BE REALISTIC THEY SHOULD BE FUN )))))"
That's why IV driving mechanics is best, it's FUN and V is not, cuz it's too easy and boring.

>>377266009
>game about criminal element
>penalized for criminal behaviour

>>377233404
Shit I forgot about those burglary missions. Those actually taught you sound discipline.

>>377266470
Driving was a chore in IV

>>377266595
It was fun

>>377266710
You're entitled to your opinion, it's a shit opinion but you're entitled to it.

>>377266826
>shit opinion
Reminds me of your opinion, le casual boy

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>>377231706

>>377266931
Fuck off, weeb.

>>377266507
>game has npcs that swear constantly
>any kind of swearing is censored
gtao is awful and its a shame it killed any chance of single player dlc

>>377267554
>can't report players for being literal children
This would be the greatest improvement to Online they could make, short of making shit affordable.

i hate how both IV and V has this shitty traction control thing that kicks in every time you want to go sideways
glad there's mods that kinda fix it

>>377268014
Unfortunately there is no age restriction for playing a game, only buying it. The ESRB isn't a law but a warning of content to help parents decide if a game is suitable for their children or not.

>>377231706
Haven't tried it but I loved 4's driving. Took skill and made the game more interesting.

>>377268713
They could permanently mute them and adjust the mental state shit to get them in shitter sessions sooner.

>>377232137
>reading 4chan posts outloud

Say this: eye am ghey

>>377234051
Everything, optimisation excluded, was better in SR2 if you wanted a sequel to San Andreas.

>>377254782
If you mean the Blista Compact that's been in the series since Vice City and based on the Honda CR-X

>>377231706
Why do people always have their safezone size extremely low?

>>377238212
>Neither are realistic
Who gives a fuck?

>>377231876
>have to buy taxi company
>make fuckall money when you finally get to cab people around

Pretty sure you can just steal a taxi and do it.

>>377270514
Meant for >>377270253

>>377238431
Yes

>>377261595
We'll lock your friend in a room with my friend and force them to play video games together until they both have a moment of self-reflection.

>>377233854
>not just being on a server when a hacker randomly grants you money

>>377264626
>GTA, a game about car chases and criminal activity
>Not being able to drive like maniac
It's stupid game design. The driving works well for a racing game, not for a chasing game.

>>377262132
They really need to fix off-road driving. Supercars should perform miserably off-road, not scale mountains.

GTA games before IV never tried to be realistic, and they suceeded at presenting some arcade handling mechanics.

IV tried to be realistic and failed, it was just garbage really. IV was great for crashes but the car handling was terrible and unrealistic.

Also while at it anyone trying to say GTA IV was a good game should fuck right off, trying to force some contrarian cycle meme. IV was easily the worst 3D GTA game, it was fucking boring from beginning to end, managed to be worse than III despite the graphics and physics. The missions are just trash really.

>>377231706
>V's driving is fun
ftfy

>>377271494
V's driving is too easy. Racing is so boring because the only thing that matters is who has the fastest car.

>>377265382
>rebind your controls the way you like them
>they're completely different the next time you play
TECHNOLOGY

>>377271376
The car handling and exaggerated physics was fun in IV. I played SA for countless hours but when I first got IV the car handling really stuck me.

>>377231876
Maude missions were great, but they're just a handful and can't even repeat them.

>>377232094
t. has no driving license

>>377233094
huh
Chinatown Wars was great, it's better than IV and V. Those two HD era GTAs were just mediocre in their own ways. IV has dull missions and fuck all to do, while V is all over the place, and it's still missing lots of things to do compared to SA, and I don't want to play tennis you faggot Houser brothers, put some good driving/shooting content you dumb limey fucks.

SA had some shitty side content like dancing and the car hopping shit, but it had those along with all kinds of activities, the boring shit like Yoga in V really stand out because there's less shit to do. Same for watchng TV and those stand up comedy shows of IV. It's like they're trying to turn GTA into The Sims, fuck off Rockstar.

>>377233404
What other modes would you have added to IV and V guys?

>Horde / gang war mode to claim territories
>pursuit challenges to get on reality TV (basically challenges at set wanted levels or above like destroying a set amount of cars or being pursued for a set amount of time or whatever)
>foot chases, no weapons, no vehicles, set destination but no other way points (or just "don't get a wanted level" for the chase, making crime risky)

> cars from IV drives like a boat
>cars from V are fun to drive
>"b-but muh realism in my hollywood action flick tier game!"
fuck off and play some of those games for autistic people (simulators)
real videogames are for fun

>>377231706
At least it doesn't feel like I'm driving a giant slab of steel on ice like IV

They only thing I dislike is being able to fully recover from your car being flipped upside down.

>>377274401
you could do that in all GTA games though

>>377275192

no. previously they would catch on fire. I think you could use another car in IV to flip it back over but that's not the same thing.

>>377275737
You could flip your cars in IV and I'm pretty sure you could do that in SA