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Now that Netflix is adopting the Witcher, I think its time to

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Now that Netflix is adopting the Witcher, I think its time to ask the real question: who will play best girl ciri? .
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>>377225403
She will not be alive yet. Next question.
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A 30-year-old actress who was never movie grade even in her prime and plays Ciri as a pseudo-masculine `````````````````````````strong''''''''''''''''''' womyn
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Ciri will be cute little loli
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>>377225403
that'd be hard to be as beautiful
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>>377225767
>pseudo-masculine `````````````````````````strong''''''''''''''''''' womyn
Sorry to tell you, that's exactly what Ciri is supposed to be. She's a tomboy, CDProjekt just gave her cow tits and hips for days to pander to retards like you
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>>377225403
she is 12 or something in books
man can dream
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Emma Stone.
Geralt is played by Colin Farrel.
Yennifer is played by Danny DeVito
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They will not make her a focal point of it. Best case scenario for the Netflix series is its a monster of the week type show that has escalations to something like a higher vampire. Throwing politics in will probably happen unfortunately, but its one of the ways to get the sorcerers into the show.
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Are people actually excited about this?
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Probably a bulky african man.
Gotta be inclusive, anon.
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honestly finding a hard time matching her personality and look to a particular actress. Ciri is too perfect
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>>377226128
That might actually work.
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>>377226135
Truss played by Lindsey Lohan
Gaunter O Dimm played by Charlie Day
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>>377225403
Confirmed adapting the book
So fuck off CDsuckers
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>>377226135
emma stone?
lol at kiddies
ciri is dark, free and a fighter
emmastone is a naive princess

>>377226128
this one has a good mindset, but ciri is smart
my call for jennifer Lawrence
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>>377225980
All depends on when they choose to start.
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>>377225403
Probably someone no ones heard of as to not associate the actress's previous characters with Ciri
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>>377226284
>personality
The entire point of acting is to pretend to have another personality
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Question: is Poland as cucked and self-destructive as the rest of Europe?
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>>377226123
>Sorry to tell you, that's exactly what Ciri is supposed to be.

No it isn't, Ciri is unashamedly girlish. Her solution to strangers looking at her scar is to 'fasten one less shirtbutton.' A pseudomale `````````strong'''''' womyn character would punch whoever looked at her scar and then quip a witty one-liner.

Ciri dislikes violence, I have no idea what would make you think she's a feminist kind of character.
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>>377226665
Poland is the proto cuck

>Holocaust epicenter
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>>377226665
Not at all
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>>377225980
Good choice?
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>>377226517
Ciri is a literal naive princess.
>Jlaw over Kstew or Emma Stone
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>>377226448
So we get crack whore Ciri? I'm ok with this.
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>>377226691
Don't know what feminism has to do with anything, but being able to use her sexuality as well as pirouette enemies to death in a fight is the definition of a strong woman character
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>>377225403
I hope they put black people in the series
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>>377226691
This is a good point. The reason she's a good character is because she's innocent and girly person at heart who happens to have extraordinary physical and magical capabilities.
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>>377225403
3DCG
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>>377226779
So are we just posting cute underage actresses now?
I'm certainly not complaining, she was hot in Interstellar
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>>377226964
I hear there's a roll call for Geralt of Rivia?
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>>377226951
>Don't know what feminism has to do with anything

Oh, you're a feminist. Could you put on a tripcode so you can be filtered?
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>>377226964
>Ciri is Negress
>Geralt is black and gay
>Yennifer is a tranny midget
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>>377227137
go home /tv/
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>>377226691
>Ciri dislikes violence

She killed random people for fun.
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>>377227142
I'm certainly not
Wait, hold on. Is your point that there should be no strong female characters ever, because having them is somehow feminist? It's not my fault you apparently think strong character = never has sex and fights angrily all the time
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>>377226779
She looks like she can survive trial of grass, at least the one from the game.
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Have they said who's playing Geralt?
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>>377227329
Yeah and what about the chapter where she has the BBC gangbang also?
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>>377227436
is that a fucking puffy nipple
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>>377227442
Its still too early. The author is a consultant, and the guy who did the CGI intros for Witcher 2 and 3 will direct an episode per season apparently.
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>>377227591
Ciri is not for lewds!
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>>377226448
Also, CD Project Red is involved. So can fuck off too
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So it's good to assume they're starting from The Last Wish.
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Sofia Boutella as Yenn then watch all the Yennfags get aneurysms.
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>scar

Warranty voided, would not kiss.
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>>377228260
i actually wouldn't be too opposed to this, aside from her accent being way the fuck off
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Ciri is too cute for a 3dpd girl to portray. So she will be all CGI
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>>377228846
If there's CGI at all it'll be once per season, probably in a monster battle for the season finale
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>>377225403

Netflix is making a Witcher Series?

Can I get a sauce on this?
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>>377226128
Please no... anyone but her
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>>377228110
Amy Shumer for the right witch
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>>377229367
Too late
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Ciri
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>>377226517
>jennifer lawrence
seriously what makes you like her acting?
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>>377226128
that's actually kind of an uncanny likeness
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>>377229686
tits
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emma watson? They based the character in w3 off her 99% sure
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>>377230061
>the character in w3

wew, I know exactly who your talking about
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>>377226123
what cowtits you pathetic idiot she's on the lower side of average she's probably the flatest girl in any witcher game
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>>377229367
?
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>>377230318
Are you not aware of the concept of answering a question OP has posed without quoting his post? Fucking tumblrinas
>>377230325
>flatest girl in any witcher game
I mean, that's an incredibly high bar still
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>>377230318
ciri you faggot. This thread is about ciri you dense nigger
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Who will/ should play Triss?
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>>377230325
she literally has triss's body
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>>377230470
> I mean, that's an incredibly high bar still

good way to ignore the rest of my post that was not up to interpretation
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>>377226538
It will be about books since Sapkowski is there
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>>377225403
An actress who's most likely 3 right now.
>>377226128
The first time Geralt sees her she's 4. Books end when she's 16.
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So if Tomek Bagiński is the director. Doesn't that mean it will be a CGI series?
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>>377225403
Gal Gadot
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>>377230538
I thought it was obvious
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>>377230729
nope
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>>377230729
No. He made a few short live-action films.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS2xTGLCu-M
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>>377225403
Idris Elba
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>>377230538
Doesn't really matter. Triss' role in the books was minimal, she gets only about 10 minutes of screen time.
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>>377230767
Yennefer won't be in the series, if they want to keep it fun.
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>>377231007
that's supposed to be triss
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>>377230538
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>>377225403

The real question is Percival doing the music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CczPsYFtJxs
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>>377230879
>Idris Elba as every role
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Is netflix allowed to show graphic nudity and language like HBO?
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>>377231150
>being allowed to have graphic language is special
holy fucking shit, America
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Geralt = Adam Sandler
Dandelion = Rob Schneider
Zoltan = CGI shrinked Kevin James

Who else, /v/?
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>>377231150
I don't see why not. They're not bogged down by anyone. Plus they have tons of R rated movies for stream.
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>>377231251
Vesemir = David Spade
Roche = Chris Rock
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>>377231150
>>377231468
Stranger Things had some violent moments.
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>>377226123
>>377226691
did you even read the books? she's a fucking bandit in between chopping dudes up and being dragged on a leash

she's a classic exploitation character, TW3 just takes her character arc to the 'hero' path
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>>377225403
giv ciri gf
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>>377230879
>as dandelion
EY YO LEMME HOLLA AT YA
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I can't wait for Amy Schumer's take on Yennefer. I already feel empowered
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>>377231481
>>377231251
Fund it
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>>377231667
Why would I read shitty Polish literature?
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>>377231784
Whoopi Goldberg as Triss.
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Yet to see any news source that says this will be a live action thing. Not convinced.
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I'm more curious which will have the most influence: the games or the original authors vision.

I know they got the original author on board, and he really hates the games. But on the other hand, the games are by far the most successful aspect of the series. So you know they'll want to try and capitalize on that. I expect most of the characters will look like their game selves for maximum marketing and to be instantly recognizable. Since they're adapting the books that take place before the games, they may try to sneak in easter eggs and references to things that will happen later in the games. That is, if potato man doesn't throw a hissy fit about them.
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>netflix series
>everyone posts expensive AAA movie actresses
You all know they are gonna be literally whos right?
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>>377231784
She'll play the strigga.
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>>377232339
And all shit skins.
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Could I BE anymore of a witcher?
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>>377232339
Good, those undiscovered actresses are willing to have their tits out 90% of the time just to be in a series
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>>377230767
fuck... she would be such a good yennifer.
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>>377232559
What now you piece of filth.
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>>377232505
>netflix series
>implying ciri won't be made into a black gay tranny
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Based on books, so Ciri will be an annoying prick 24/7, not a 30-yo hottie.

Sapkowski overseeing the production, so either he'll block SJW bullshit, or he'll fuck off after the first season, once they tell him to remove the part where black people are generic savages that come from Africa-like land.
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Maisie Williams
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>>377233183
I'm too embarrassed to walk into my local bookstore and buy video game books, should I just watch the tv show?
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>>377233371
Buy your books online you faggot
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>>377231150

Yes, they are, they're not regulated by the FCC or anything. Orange is the New Black and Sense 8 have nudity, maybe full frontal I don't know.
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>>377233371
just order them on amazon or pirate the Epubs or PDFs
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>>377225980
I think so, but she needs to be mature enough to act tho.
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>>377231246

You'd think it's not a big deal, but it is. Censorship ruins shows, and even when they try to be creative about it with just the nudity being out of frame, etc, it still feels like a show made for children. Not saying something needs gratuitous nudity but if nudity makes sense for the context then don't pussyfoot around it. People don't fuck while wearing bras and people don't shower in swimsuits.
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>>377233491
>>377233584
I like physical copies not digital.
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>>377234002
I was saying you Americans are silly for not having graphic language in every show, but I can't agree with the nudity thing
Why do you need that sex scene or that shower scene in the first place? In very few cases the former can inform the viewer about character relationships, but most of the time it's just "now enjoy this 90 second intermission of tits"
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>>377234265
buy them physical on Amazon you idiot
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>>377234520
1st book is the 1st game right?
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>>377234661
No
Look it up on Wikipedia like a big boy, I believe in you
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>>377234661
no you fucking casual games take place after the books, god dammit use wikipedia for once
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>>377234747
>>377234819
Okay, so would it be in the literature section or genre fiction section of my local bookstore.
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>>377234901
Just fucking buy it online. It's probably cheaper too.
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>>377234945
I want to hold the book, reading from a screen feels weird.
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Zoltan will be black, Dandelion will be gay, and Triss will be a tranny.
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>>377234901
genre fiction probably if your bookstore knows their shit, but judging for how popular the book series got because of the game I don't doubt it will in vidya related book section.

Most of my local bookstores have Halo books under science fiction category and bookshelfs and I once saw The Last Wish and Sword of Destiny in the fantasy section
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>>377235030
Are you retarded?
Order a fucking physical book from a website.
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>>377235137
>vidya related book section
Is this real?
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Is the Witcher universe supposed to be fan sequel to the Lord of the Rings saga? The elves keep mentioning white ships in the books. Maybe the land where the elves migrated in the end of LotR is the current world of the Witcher and the humans followed them during the conjunction of spheres.
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>>377235241
Yes but what section would the book be in dummy, I don't want to have to walk around the bookstore for like an hour
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>>377235086
>Zoltan will be black,
Would be fine
>Dandelion will be gay,
Would ruin the character
>Triss will be a tranny.
Would ruin the character
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Sure can't wait for the low cost production with the 11 episodes of talking in the same scenes because there's only money for a 5 minute CGI in the season final.

Thanks Netflix.
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>>377235306
Witcher world is in another dimension (Ciri accidentally dimension travels to Teutonic Order territory once) and as we all know LotR documents our Earth's history
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>>377234283

True, but what's worse than a shower scene with tits that was unnecessary? A shower scene with no tits that was unnecessary.

Anyway, in the Witcher Sex is a part of the stories, I mean at least in the games. It'd feel off to not have some here and there. Can you imagine watching Game of Thrones completely without whore houses or sex scenes? It'd feel like watching the Shannara Chronicles on MTV.
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>>377235449
This has to be bait.
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>>377235274
believe it or not with all the bullshit franchises that have put novelizations out there I've seen a section in one of the bookstores I like most, it has COD novelization, some youtuber bullshit "books" and such
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Can we discuss who's going to play this guy? He better be in the series.
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Me :)
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>>377235916
he will be in the series guaranteed, but played by a black woman
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>>377236072
He's probably the only person safe from being black washed. He's too violent of a character.
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>>377235748
I don't know man, I only watched like 1.5 seasons of GoT
Sex scenes are good when they show character relations (IIRC Dany ends up getting Drogo to fuck missionary style in the end) or to show how terrible the world is/how shitty it is going for a character (I'm sure there's loads of rape scenes)
But it's just pointless to have whorehouse sex scenes, what could you possibly learn from watching that that isn't served by knowing the character went into a whorehouse and then fade to black?
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>>377235916
NO! CIRI IS NOT FOR ABUSE!
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Chris Evans as Lambert, make it happen
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>>377235086
triss is a tranny
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>>377236787
why did you quote a post to repeat what the post said, but with spoilers?
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>>377236449
Dude she got nothing but abused in the books lol.
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>>377236205

in ASoIaF Littlefinger uses his whorehouses to arrange meetings he wants to keep secret, and in a later season the head of the church in King's Landing is caught by a group of religious Zealots. His sin is used to strip his authority and establish their own faction in power, and the queen uses them to harass her political enemies, until she herself is caught by them under accusations of incest.

So.. whorehouses have their place in the story.

Besides, the seedier elements of society existing in the story makes it feel more grounded and real,

Drugs, Swearing, Violence, Criminal Organizations, Rape, Murder, Incest, Prostitution, Corrupt Officials, all of that helps a story from being too "Fairy Tale"
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>>377237680
None of that needs an explicit sex scene though, and I'm assuming a real brothel doesn't just have every girl run around topless 100% of the time either
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>>377225403
Leslie Jones
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>>377225403
Hopefully Andrej learned his lesson and will take royalties for this
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>>377236891
>>377238509
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>>377233371
>>377234265
>>377234901
>>377235030
>>377235449
That was fun to read.
>>377235756
Is this bait bait? I honestly can't tell.
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>>377238509
if the series totally flop and his royalties crash and burn I think i'd die laughing

>it's a Andrei implicitly slanders CDPR epsiode
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>>377236072
He will literally be the only white fucking male in the whole show. He is just that horribly evil.
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>>377238509
>Andrej
>>377238716
>Andrei
please stop
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>>377238836
>implying Poles matter
Just keep writing and farming for the real world you cunts
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>>377225403
no one is perfect enough to play Ciri
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Hugh Jackman as Geralt
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>>377226665
Yes with ukrainians except of niggers, because only ukrainians would want to go to that shithole.
Fun fact, you can spit a pole in the face and he'll lick it off and thank you calling you his brother.
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>>377241091
who's that?
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>>377241306
I forgot
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>>377232234
>if potato man doesn't throw a hissy fit about them
Literally impossible.
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>>377234901
>witcher
>literature
try "wastepaper"
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>>377241296
instead of*
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>>377235916
who ish e? what's he done? is canon?
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>>377226560
And some people aren't good at projecting certain ones. No matter how much they try and force it, for instance, Scarlet Johansson and Zoe Saldana are not action stars just like Michelle Rodriguez would never be believable in a chick flick.
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>>377242840
Taught Ciri that being a lesbian is wrong.
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>>377242840
cruel bounty hunter who enslaved Ciri (no sexuals though)
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>>377243131
>>377243091
who of both says the truth? also what's his name
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>>377243562
Pope Boniface
Read the fucking books
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>>377226123
>cow tits
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>>377225403
>>377226448
What? SOURCE?
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would you like ciri kick you in the balls
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>>377244058
she's so beatful, i wish there was a mod to make her beddable
>>377243725
hey! dont talk like this from the holy father you fuckin dumbtard
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>>377244382
I would let her do anything to me tbqh
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>>377232339
There are rumors that there will be some Polish actors/actresses
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>>377235916
He isn't in the short stories, only in novels
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>>377225403
maybe, the same actor who played her in the polish series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZlIMnIe9e0
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I can't wait to see Ciri BLACKED by a BBC so big she loses her breath and her eyes roll back on the big screen.

It's going to redefine the Witcher series for decades to come.
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>>377247017
this

I'm kind of weirdly excited for the shit posting and the webms
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>>377238836
Its not like the letter is used for both, so translating need to take a choice.
Or use Polescript.
Duh
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>>377248114
It's Andrzej you mongoloid
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>>377248263
Zei? Really?
Why live?
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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