>Only 23 Days Until E3

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Here's a report card template.

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1/4

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>>377225087
2/4

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>>377225146
3/4

I'm more hyped for this E3 than usual for whatever reason.

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>>377225219
4/4

>all is dark
>Gaben rolls on stage
>a giant "3" appears behind him on screen

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>>377225223
There seems to be a lot going on. Sony has their PS4 Pro, Xbox has Scorpio and needs to make a comeback, and Nintendo has just released the Switch. Should be an interesting show.

>>377225282
I always imagined some company with a good sense of humor would walk out to talk about a game that they've already showcased, then Gabe would walk out and the audience would lose their shit. Gabe would pretty much hijack the presentation.

>>377225497
Didn't they already do that with Portal 2?

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Think this year will be better?

>>377225901
Really?

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owo what's this?

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Do you think aisha taylor is gonna come back?
Im getting sick of seeing her

>>377226253
Of course

>>377226317
God dammit I hope not
Well at least there wont be anymore Fuckin Signing or dancing game shenanigans at the Ubisoft conference
Right?

>>377226140
>whoever faked this forgot the image was flipped
>photoshopped "XBOX" into it and forgot to flip it

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>>377226542
If they can sing and dance after a shooting, you can be sure they'll sing and dance for nothing too.

>>377224779
-the announce of a decent procedual game
-AI evolution
-Geoff Kingsley thinking this show is as great and important as his own

>>377224779
>hopes?
Good games. More stuff for PS4 and reveal of second gen Switch.
>expectations?
Nothing.
>fears?
Presentations about things that aren't videogames, but I guess that should be under expectations.

>>377226253
I legitimately only watch the ubisoft confrences for aisha tyler
the conferences are dumpster fires but she's just the cherry on top

I mean what other conference host could come up with the beautiful 'make a meme' thing we saw last year

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>>377227104
>If they can sing and dance after a shooting, you can be sure they'll sing and dance for nothing too
Ah dammit they did do that didnt they

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>>377224779
>>377224814
The only conference I'm excited about are Sony and Nintendo's.
EA, Microsoft, and Ubisoft are going to be complete dogshit.
Square Enix and Bethseda might be good but I don't particularly care one way or the other.

I hope Dino Crisis anon gets his wish some year.

>>377227670
You really think that they are gonna make more content for smash 4?

>>377227527
She is literally a meme monkey

>>377227527
And the moment of silence for that shooting followed by just dance

>>377227880
Not him but Smash 4 Deluxe would sell consoles. Only reason they haven't ported it yet is because it would look really bad to have so few non-ports.

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hopefully we get some news on no more heroes 3

>>377227880
Yeah probably. A Smash 4 port is easy money unfortunately. I'd live with new content so long as it's not new characters. But I'd just much rather they save resources and work on a new game or Smash 5 altogether, and I especially don't want them blowing their character load on Smash 4 DLC instead of saving it for Smash 5.

Serious Sam 4
DMC 5

uuh, new FromSoft game? Can't really think much off the top of my head. Prefer suprises anyways.

>>377228137
This

>>377225945
Not for Hisu given the status of her wife

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>>377229250
At least Eren's buddies Reiner and Bertholt are alright!

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>>377224779
>hopes
news about cyberpunk 2077, maybe bloodborne 2, halo anniversary(also on pc), relese date spieder man and gameplay, date for red dead redemption,
>expectations
shitshow
>fears
lot of movies from sony and no gameplay, microsoft talking just about scorpio and no games.nintendo just talking about fucking mario, and nothing else.

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>>377229660
Bloodborne II and Halo 3 Anniversary would make my E3 I think.

Really excited for this year.

Still think AAA development is in a bad spot, but it seems to be getting slightly better.

My main hope is that they continue the trend of announcing new games, and having them out by the end of the year. Pretty sure Ubisoft is gonna do this, think AssCreed/FarCry/etc. are all slated for later this year, so 6~ months from announcement to release.

>>377229962
Bethesda seems to be taking part in that too. My hope is for a TES VI trailer and release at the end of the year or early next.

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>>377224814
Trash waiting to be thrown away.

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>>377224779
anyway here's mine, I honestly dont know why people bother with EA or Ubisoft at this point. They were funny bad like once but it's just been painful the other years. It's not healthy to torture yourself to this degree.

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>Hopes
Monster Hunter 5, Animal Crossing, Metroid, Bloodborne 2, Dragons Dogma 2, Old Rare IP revival and Mario Odyssey looks great.
>Expectations
Big cinematic trailers with no gameplay, Nintendo shows 90% Odyssey and nothing else, Scorpio is basically an underpowered PC with no good exclusives, Sony manages to win with 1 or 2 game announcements #ForThePlayers
>Fears
Basically the expectations, I want alot this year.

Pic related, it's EA every year

>>377230976
>it's EA every year
RIP

>>377230509
>that busy fucking report card

Jesus man, just give me some squares and shit.

>>377231282
see >>377224814

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>tfw leaving for vacation on the 11th

>>377230664
5/10
4/10
5/10
3/10

Why do you even play video games anymore? Find a new hobby, you're obviously not happy with this one.

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>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft, and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>TimeSplitters 4
>Valve announces an original IP
>FF7 Remake looks promising
>Red Dead Redemption 2 not delayed
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask/3D ALttP remakes announced for Switch
>2D Castlevania
>Platinum sign agreement to never do another licensed game, funded by mysterious billionaire video game connoiseur
>New Ueda project announced
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>2D Zelda
>Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay trailer, isn't cyberpunk Witcher 3
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>San Andreas remake
>Todd, Peter, and Sean all die (offstage)
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Horror game that isn't YouTube reaction bait announced
>Scalebound renewed, goes full multiplat
>Summoner reboot
>Death Stranding shows something substantive
>Chapter 3
>WoW vanilla servers
>Bayonetta 3 (multiplat)
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to direct Ninja Gaiden 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>BLAMEsouls trailer
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage

>>377231282
You're not wrong that it's busy. I kinda just told my friend to go nuts with the drawings and then I slapped them in the best places I could. Still I prefer it to the plain one as it reeks of the messy, cringy history of past E3s. Almost as if it's consuming and overshadowing the game aspect itself.
>>377231819
You don't have to be excited for something that isnt out yet like a drooling and clapping monkey to enjoy a hobby. I love games and have incredibly adored some of this years big releases already.

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DEATH STRANDING RUSE CRUISE

PIC RELATED, FIRST TIME KOJIMA TWEETED A MGS RELATED TWEET SINCE KONAMI ERA.

PS: WILL GRAHAM REPRESENTS NORMAN REEDUS SINCE KOJIMA SAID THERE ISNT A NORMAN REEDUS FIG

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>>377231819
>>377232119
Also relating my thoughts to the quality of E3 itself to the quality of games is ridiculous. The conferences are business meetings where they show games (usually) and nothing more.

>>377226253
LETS MAKE A MEME

>>377224779
DMC5.
DMC5.
No DMC5.

>>377232484
>who kept the Christmas lights on during the apocalypse?

Years later I still don't know what the fuck this means

>>377232928
Literally what did she mean by this?

>>377225979

Yeah some suit was talking about something, the lights went out, GlaDOS said something and then Gabe showed up to announce it

It was during a Sony conference, dont remember the year though

REMINDER, Sony booked the same theater from last year, so we might get orchestra again.

What soundtrack would stop your heart if they started playing it?

>>377233603
MGS

>>377233603
The Elder Scrolls
The Halo theme.

>>377233603
It's either gonna be something from Destiny 2 or they will invite Gustavo Santaolalla for TLOU2.

Nothing else that's Sony besides GoW sounds like it would fit to have an orchestra.

>>377224779
>hopes? None

>>expectations? None

>>fears? Countless shitty threads about a retarded event showcasing upcoming crappy games when its been 10 years+ since a decent game was released.

>>377225223
I know it only has a 1/(10^10^10)% chance of happening.

But I really want Death Stranding to be Metal gear to be Silent Hills for whatever bullshit reason.

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>all lights shut
>after 2 minutes
>sins of the father starts playing
>suddenly a explosion
>half of a roof is destroyed
>ton of people injured
>half of them dead
>kojima lowers himself from the chopper
>NUCLEAR starts playing
>Kojima throws Hideki's head on the floor
>everybody starts losing thier shit
>blood everywhere
>KEPT YOU WAITING HUH?
>mgs v chapter 3 on the main screen
>he comes slowly to the bodies
>whispers to the microphone
>I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea...
>does this thing that boss did in the 2nd outbreak with kneeling and shit
>silence
>everybody starts crying, like it is second coming of jesus
>Kojima stands up and takes the rope
>ascend to the chooper, with loud IM NUCELAR in the backround

it turs out to be best game ever made

>hopes
Real new good games,not many sequels
>expectations
No good and close to none new games, lots of sequels
>fears
Only sequels

I kinda hope we will get a new Legacy of Kain.

Square Enix has produced some good things with established IPs(Human Revolution, Hitman 2016, talking purely about quality here) and some pretty terrible shit(Tomb Raider, Thiaf), so why not give it a try.

Can't be worse than Nosgoth.

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Sony back to back E3 champions since 2013.

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>Sony's conference starts at 2 AM
>tfw cucked by timezones yet again

>>377225945
fuck no.

>any conference
>"oh, one last thing, we partner up with one of the most prestigious developers in story to make this happen"
>screen shows a destroy city from above
>the camera slowly keeps going down
>"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"
>A bloody crowbar appears lying on the road
>"So, wake up"
>a feet appears
>"Mister Freeman"
>he grabs the crowbar and continues walking towards the city
>"wake up and...
>let us end this"
>Half Life 3 logo appears

I'm almost certainly not going to buy anything Bethesda presents, but I'm anticipating that presentation the most just for the livethreads with /v/

>>377235649
ok you are seriously a gigantic faggotlord

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>>377236161
Why do you say that, anon-kun?

>>377235649
>call of duty
>EA games

???

>>377236423
fuck
I don't know why I thought they were published by EA
I was sure I remembered a CoD game being shown at an EA conference before

>>377225087
>>377225146
>>377225219
>>377225275

Got one for ubisoft?

>>377236769
Not yet

>>377236301

For one youre a dumb anime poster

>>377235649
Sony is always late. in morrning here by the time it ends.

im to old staying up all night. feel like complete shit.

>>377224779
Devil May Cry 5
Bloodborne II
Final Fantasy XV-2

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postan

>>377237357
What about Bethesda my dude?

>>377237357
Pretty good wants and accurate expectations.

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Don't fuck me Nintendo, you're my only hope this year.

>>377225945
Maybe Miss Queen.

>>377237958
I really hope your Nintendo hopes happen.

>>377235649
>whatever tom clancy is doing right now
you mean rotting in his grave?

>>377224779
Holy fuck, time flies by quickly.
The only thing I'm looking forward is M&B Bannerlord release date announcement.