HotS Thread

>>377207370
The bottom of the barrel when it comes to MOBAs, which already are a shit-tier genre.

>>377207370
If its not dota its not worth my time.

>>377207370
Shit game, I cannot believe the same company that made OW made this piece of shit.

I never understood the hate against MOBAs and was never offended when someone called Overwatch a MOBA, thought it was just banter.

But now I will get fucking angry, thanks Blizzard for introducing me to how shit your other works are.

>>377207581
HOTS is far more interesting than Overwatch, even though it's nothing worth bragging about

>>377207581
They ruined starcraft with starcraft 2 and they ruined diablo with diablo 3. Its time they started ruining games outside of there franchise. Blizzard hates video games and aims to be the death of them all.

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>>377207370
>HotS shill thread

>>377207752
what am I looking at here?

>>377207752
Dota prize pool?
You know it's being paid for by the community, right? It's nothing to be proud off.

>>377207783
a game that actually as a supporting playerbase.

>>377207581
this is pretty good pasta, would order seconds

>>377207783
Its called a chart.

>>377207752
I don't get it.

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>>377207809
>>377207752
>Valve faggots being this salty that their shitty """complex""" game wont be played anymore soon
If you're looking for a challenging game, why aim for MOBAs you fucking retards? Go play some FPS that obviously require more skill than looking at any tier list, picking the most overpowered hero on the list and win the game because MOBAs require absolutely no fucking skill at all. HotS is the only fun MOBA out there.

t. Diamond league on LoL, HotS and very high MMR on DotA2

>>377207370

The fucking shills are out in force for HOTS at the moment.

2.0 was a desperate attempt at nickel and diming their already niche player base.

>What if we make everything random drops from crates?
>SLOT MACHINE PSYCHOLOGY 101 MY NIGGER. PROMOTE THAT MAN.

Fucking Jew game made by Jews for barely conscious sheep.

Also this >>377207474

>>377207961
I play HOTS because fuck items.

>>377207948
>high MMR on DotA2

3k? post dotabuff you bitch boy or shut up.

You little cock boy faggots don't know what a good game is. Blizzard made two shit games Overratedwatch and Diablo 3

>>377207948
proof or poof.

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why did they buff alarak?
i had great success with him prepatch.
i mean yea, he was a niche counterpick hero, but against the right lineup he would fucking destroy.
similar to chen who also doesn't need changes.

>>377207961
But what if
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You don't buy anything and get chests from progression
HOLY SHIT, I'M BREAKING THEIR SYSTEM HERE
CALL THE NAZIS

>>377207370
I don't understand the map rotation for this game. Is it 2 maps per a whole fucking week? A month?
I've played this game for the past few weeks and I've never seen this spider stage before, but the rest seems old.

When I tried the beta there was a pirate themed map, a map with a dungeon and with dragon soldiers - where the fuck are those maps? Will I experience one of these in the next half year?

>>377207370
Fucking glorified iPhone app

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Good Blizzard games:
Starcraft 1 + 2, Warcraft 1 + 2 + 3, World of Warcraft, Overwatch, Diablo 1 + 2.

Mediocre Blizzard games:
Hearthstone, Lost Vikings.

Bad Blizzard games:
Diablo 3, Heroes of the Storm.

Fight me.

>>377207948
ASSFAGGOTS faggot here. I am looking for a decent fps to play. Last time I got invested with them was Halo CE, Tribes 2 and Ascend, and cs 1.6

I tried out newer things on the market, but nothing really sticks with me. That includes csgo, Titanfall 2, Overmeme, the newer cods, Battlefield. Any fun stuff I should check out? That includes more obscure games with a smaller player base.

>>377208927
I think pretty much everyone agrees with this.
The only reason people play HOTS is that its free and mindless.

>>377208553
Afaik, there are 12 maps and 9 are in the pool.

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>thought HOTS was garbage when I played it in beta
>tried it again few weeks back because of the OW genji skin
>left OW for HOTS

>>377208943
Rainbow Six Siege

>>377208553
They move maps in and out of the rotation. Last rotation was shit because they were pushing hard on that terrible hanamarumasamune shit.

>>377208927
absolutely disgusting

>>377208927
>Good Blizzard games
>Overwatch
>Hearthstone not in bad tier

fucking kys

>>377208927
Move Starcraft 2 into Mediocre and Ill completely agree.

>>377207370
>>>/vg/

>>377208927
Good:
Starcraft 1, Warcraft 2 + 3, Diablo 1 + 2

Medicore:
Starcraft 2, Warcraft 1, World of Warcraft, Overwatch

Bad:
Diablo 3, Hearthstone

fucking WHY:
Heroes of the Storm

>>377208927
move hots to mediocre, move overwatch to mediocre, move WoW to mediocre, and Diablo 1 Warcraft 1&2 should be in "good for their time tier"

also you're a faggot for not having Blackthorne in Good games and Rock n' Roll Racing in God tier.

>>377208927
I bet Valve would end up making some bad games as well, if they haven't chickened out.

>>377207370
Why doesn't she wear pants?

>>377209270
because she wants to get impregnated

>>377207370
Best most skill intensive moba, that said sick of shitty overwatch characters that can fire on the move

>>377208927
Good:
Warcraft 2 + 3, Diablo 1 + 3

Medicore:
Starcraft 1 + 2, Warcraft 1, World of Warcraft,

Bad:
Overwatch, Diablo 2, Hearthstone

fucking WHY:
Heroes of the Storm

>playable characters behind a paywall

these marketeers will defend this

>>377207581
Ow is a shitty casual shooter while hots is a great game

>>377210382
You only need one, and you get 20 just for starting.

>>377208359
Because he was boring as shit to play

>zippity zap 90% of the time
>oh look a squishy mage is out of position QWERWWEQWQWRQWRQWRWERWRR
>go back to zippity zap

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Best hero Coming through.

>>377210593
>playing the lightning build
yea, you played him wrong, no wonder you didn't have fun.

>>377210579
there we go, within two posts some idiot defended it

>>377210769
Not an argument

>>377210382
>game is free
Some entitled cocksucker will attack that.

>>377211017
>Dota is also free and locks 0 elements of gameplay behind paywalls

some rabid Blizzdrone will deny that

Holy fucking shit niggers. Hots shilling is out of control. Is it because of the fucking weeb skin? Is blizz actually willing to shill hots of all games here?

What does Blizzard have against match making? Why am I being put against quad stacks of 600+ level players?

>>377211056
>$700 for a hat

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When are they gonna add a Draenei?

>>377211056
It just costs your time and your will to live.

>>377211180
Sauce

>>377208013
This is part of it for me. Played dota for years but the long as games and farming items is just awful. Shorter games with some actual interesting talent choices is just so much more fun

>>377210637
Why does he have such nice, thick legs? He makes me horny with them.

>>377211689
He doesn't skip leg day,

>>377211017
oh yes, every free game has to lock characters behind paywalls

oh wait, no they don't, you fucking moron

>>377211056
That's true but dota games are a fucking chore so nothing else matters

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For swords, and fjords!

>Hanamura still in the rotation
ugh

>>377212067
The map sucks but at least I realized how broken bribing the heal guy is. So much XP. And azmodan is really good on it, I basically play him on no other map.

>>377211967
is that a sock in your jammies or you just happy to see me

>>377208927
No game is bad, you can have fun with any game no matter how simple or stupid it is, what is important is who you play with. ex: rock paper scissors

You can't prove me wrong!

>>377207370
It's like they took all the things people hate in various champions across all MOBAs (like stealth, too much mobility, invulnerabilities) and decided to design the most annoying, stupidly overpowered and plainly retarded champions ever.

I mean, I can't believe how fucking aggravating and unfair some heroes are.

>>377212717
There is no "good" or "bad" at all, Anon. It's just a subjective worldview which poisons our very beings. Trust in budda and find your Zen.

>>377207752
I'm assuming this is something related to Dota from the file name.

I've been enjoying HotS for a couple of weeks and I don't understand why a lot of money being involved in Dota should bother me.

>alarak "buffs"
Good he should stay in the trash where he belongs.

>>377212850
>champions
Fuck off League player, other games try to make their characters, heroes, gods or whatever else actually fun, interesting, and varied rather than the exact same shit with a different coat of paint.

>PC exclusive
>furries and scallies
woah!

>>377213706
>scalies

I wish.

>>377207752
Why exactly would anyone be triggered by this?

I used to play Dota a lot, got 2.5k hours in Dota 2, and I don't even know how much in DotA Allstars and HoN, and I think it's great that Dota 2 is doing well, but it's just not my thing anymore.

HotS is good if all you want is a casual team brawler with no real laning, no "farming" and no last hitting or denying. You just want nonstop team fights.

>>377213860
are you serious? They are everywhere.

>>377210769

With a valid argument. Where is yours?

>>377214059
>Brightwing

Who else?

>>377214158
Kerrigan
Sorlag
Renekton
etc

>>377214158

Any of the zerg or demon characters.

>>377214231
>>377214268
>Zerg and demon characters
>Kerrigan especially
>scaley

That is really stretching the definition thin.

>>377214546

>Are they covered in scales/carapace?
>Yes
>Then they are scaley

Pretty clear cut to me.

>>377214575
Calling Kerrigan scaley is on the same level as calling Felicia furry. It doesn't hold up.

>>377214634
>Calling Kerrigan scaley is on the same level as calling Felicia furry. It doesn't hold up.
get a load of this furry.

>>377214634
>Calling Kerrigan scaley is on the same level as calling Felicia furry

Yes she is. I'm glad we're on the same page now.

>that feel when getting consistent at hitting Alarak's combo
>all that Sadism from Rite of Rak'shir and the bonus damage from Show of Force
MY DECREES ARE ABSOLUTE

>T-there is no correlation between pc gaming and scallies!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3CmxjTFv_Y
yeah, pure coincidence, amirite?

>>377207370
>got my 10 OW boxes with a friend
>he immediately uninstalled it
>game suddenly becomes a piece of shit
Welp, it was fun while it lasted.

>>377215328
I fucking hate the OW shitters in this game
The quality of games has been so fucking low yesterday because of that event

All these OW shitters playing that don't even comprehend what an objective is

>>377215408
They dont play the objective in OW either

>>377208927
>lost Vikings
>mediocre
Literally kill yourself

>>377215408
Don't worry, they will be fucking up OW matches now. Shitters are shitters anywhere.

My main problem with this game is how little damage 95% of all heroes do

You ever fought warrior against warrior?
You could fucking fight for 10 minutes with no end
Like slapping with a wet noodle

>>377215252
How do I into Alarak? I always get poked to death and the range on his Q is so fucking short.

>>377215562
>zap motherfuckers
>push them towards you with telekinesis
>Discord in their direction immediately
>if your Sadism is high enough you just deleted someone

>>377211810
>tfw you have almost all the heroes unlocked and didn't pay a single cent
>tfw retards still say it's not free

>>377212850
>implying any hero in this game has ever matched the op retardation of some heroes in league/Dota/hon

>tfw I got the warrior pack instead of the support pack
Really makes me not want to keep playing.
But Khazarim and Rengar are super fun when there's another support and I've stomped games with Tyrande

>>377212850
>too much mobility,

>>377215783
Some of them were dupes but ive seen a dozen different heroes in my free loot boxes so far, and I havent been playing for very long

>>377215928
Yeah, I can't even imagine how quick you can unlock heroes now, vast majority of my unlocks took place before 2.0

>>377215876
some of the warriors are fun though
anub'arak
leoric
stitches
dehaka

zarya is the least fun I've played yet
I fucking despise that awful "auto" attack, it feels so fucking bad to use

>>377216105

I think Diablo is reasonably fun to play but he doesn't seem particularly strong. More annoying than anything.

Unrelated, can anyone else not upload pictures?

>>377215876
>Khazarim
That beautiful bastard is way too satisfying to play

>>377216105
>Stitches
I cant have fun playing a guy with an exposed Hank Hill butt and moobs. Its almost as bad as The Butcher's model

>>377210327
eat shit fag

diablo 2 never charged for a suscription to play with other jews unlike wow

get bricked you glass fuck

>>377216180
Diablo is definitely good, tanky as shit and useful kit

>>377215314
Lizardmen don't have any genitalia though.

>>377207370
Why is there no tiger mount for her?

>>377208943
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam when it comes out my guy.

>>377207370
>they finally made Tyrande useful in pubs

Even if they somehow magically balanced everyone in the game, Valeera still exists as the number one pubstomper.

>>377216243
>that blatant Wolverine skin with an Old Man Logan variant for him
>all those Evangelion skins
>all those other references like Cable Sonya and Wonder Woman Cassia and Samus Morales
How does Blizz get away with this

>>377210327
Your taste is shit desu please kill yourself as soon as you read this.

>>377216251
Butcher's on point though

>>377215328
>opened ten boxes in OW
>got like 1k credits and 4 legendarys, 2 of em duplicates
>friend got jack shit
I feel like an asshole but eh.

>>377207812
How does having whales who spend thousands of dollars on cosmetics prove anything? I've put a courier on the market for $100 and somebody actually bought the fucking thing. How is this anything to be proud of?

>>377208943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yp9oP5nUsE

>>377216340
There is. It's just not available anymore for whatever reason.

>>377216243
I need a version of that God Hand 2 comic because that's exactly how I felt after playing him for a few games
>>377216180
>can anyone else not upload pictures?
shit's broken

>>377209034
i found you, brother.

>>377216491
>God Hand 2

Go fuck yourself, I hope you die.

>>377216392
HotS team does not give a single fuck about anything. It's literally Blizzard's personal fun box. If it didn't break the T rating, they'd probably make skins even more revealing than the ones we have.

>>377216251
I don't get it, what's wrong with Stiches?

>>377216340
I have a white tiger for her. Seasonal mount, so you might be able to get it next Chinese New Year.

>>377211180
I want to racemix with the blue spacegoats


Also did chinese moot fuck up the servers again, can't post pics

>>377214575
No one can be this retarded.

>>377217076
image server is too expensive :^) we textboard now

>>377217120
>No one can be this in denial.

>>377217154
Well memed

>>377216673
Im surprised Medivh doesnt have a Doctor Strange variant of one of his skins

>>377209034
>left an FPS for a MOBA
What kind of casual...

>>377218398
Its not a MOBA, it's a Hero Brawler

>>377207581
Top tier bait.

So is Thighrande worth 4K gold?

>>377207961
I play it like for two weeks now and I am level 104. 103 boxes. I got several legendary mounts, heroes and skins out of the boxes. Not to mention all that rare quality stuff.

>>377215408
Yeah because retarded fucks that are 2 to 3 levels behind and want to team fight over an objective endlessly are much better.

Also did g00k screw up the image upload system?

>>377219546
yes

>>377218398
>ow is a hardcore game

>>377207948
>t. shit muncher, piss drinker and barf gargler

And you're proud of it, holy fuck.

Should you reroll an epic box if you dont get a legendary?

>>377215562
You get a good charge off, Q, and an E that catches all heroes in the middle, while maintaining 120+ sadism from that talent.

Anyone want to register me as a friend to get through this event? What friends I do have are either asleep and/or don't feel like playing HotS

Picked up the game for the free heroes and I've actually been having fun with it, split pushing Zagara is a hoot and a half. There are some terrible people out there though, had a Lucia in a game last night that died 20 plus times cuz he just kept running in 1v3. Wasn't a bot either cuz he bitch ed endlessly about dying.

>>377220465
US or EU? just ask in the game.

>>377219546
I want to suffocate between her humongous ass cheeks

>>377220930
US. It also seemed kinda dead in general so I might try playing again later.

>>377209234
Diablo 1 is still good, nigger.

Who is a good counter to Almemerak?

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it is i, alkaraak

>want to play Support
>the average pub player sees a Support and immediately assumes theyre invincible
>they fight under towers and never disengage
>keep pinging that I only have 3% Mana
>they dont retreat and die
>"wtf heals"

Every time

>>377221489
High dps characters? Butcher, valeera.

>>377208943
stalker

>>377207961
I imagine their thought process was "It worked for Overwatch."

And I mean, it really did. People keep playing that game just to get boxes.

>>377221756
>Alarak became the first real carry
Playing pubbies with him is fucking hilarious. Once you've gotten enough sadism and e stacks, the enemy team can do literally nothing but die horribly.

>Tfw you press e and somebody dies instantly

>>377211056
Difference being that HotS is a game you can play to have fun and relax, and Dota is a game that makes you want to tear your hair out.

>>377222834
I'm fine with boxes in HOTS. It's a free game and has to have a way to generate money, but Overwatch having a gamble system that you can pay for is retarded.

I paid for this game, the only wall you're allowed to hide content behind is a difficulty wall.