HONK

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HENK

>>377196504
and this is why I refuse to play on any /tg/ branch

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>>377196562
Lizards are cute though

I do agree that /tg/ is trash these days though. I've been more into Lifeweb lately.

>tfw Paradise is now full of furries

God damn it

>>377196353
I'm in down bad bruh.

>>377196562
So you only play on goon?

>>377196504
Not Pictured
>Virology Space Plague Beginning in Virology
>Roboticist bitching for materials from dead Miners
>Rampant Shitcurity ruining fun
>Understaffed Medbay, backed up corpses
>Chef gibbing every living thing, oppressing Botanists
No, no really, Cap, you and the Heads go and live in your nice RP land where you get direct contact with AI and fun gimmick it does, then vanish when you're needed, jackoffs.

>>377196718
Furries and no erp.
At least you get to watch them die often.

>>377196504
>>377196675
>>377196718
THE TIME TO PURGE THE NON-HUMANS HAS ARRIVED

>tfw even the FTL13 server doesn't have slug/insect people besides the dumb fucking flies

>>377196675
Ah, a fellow child molestor. How do you do?

>>377196675
>I've been more into Lifeweb lately.

Trash attracts trash it seems.

>>377197086
>[common] xenos got out of xenobiology!
>Mary Sue Donutsteal (Captain) has entered long-term storage

>>377196504
Also, Vox are superior to Lizard people.

Robust clowns are scary.
t. unrobust shitler clown

>>377197256
>>>paradise

>>377197250
>[common] Hey Sec, Can I make something fun like a fighty mech, or construct something in the bar like a disco?
>IAMTHELAW[No Response]
>Make it anyway
>20 minutes later get shot by HoS because you're breaking da rulez.
Ever since I got shot by an HoS immediately on no investigation because a traitor lied and told them I was evil, I have come to despise them like everyone else.
Yes I did ahelp it

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Fuck a xeno TODAY

>>377196675
>implying the ligger wouldn't get gassed by the AI before anyone got gunned down

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>>377197193
pretty good

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>>377196412

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>playing HoP
>go full papers please mode
>everybody that comes to my office gets a shitload of paperwork and documents to fill out
>crew gets pissed off
>lynch mob forms in front of my office
>pull out my egun and fire warning lasers
>only goads people to start smashing down my desk window
>dunk a greytider climbing over my desk
>BWOINK lol enjoy ur ban :^)

Is it truly impossible to have fun anymore?

is /tg/ still running the supermatter as default? it's so boring

>>377197671
>paperwork is fun
I'd lynch you anyday.

>>377197671
what serb?

>>377196504
liggers are why I quit /tg/ and by extension SS13 because all the servers are shit now

Real talk
Why can't anyone make their own server?
Are there no host clients nor open source devkits?

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who here /colonialmarines/?

>>377197762
I believe it was /tg/

>>377197671
Used to do the same thing playing as QM, haven't played in a few years though

>>377197527
>Playing post-chromies update
Just fuck my shit up.

>>377197851
>TG

>>377197830
What are you talking about?
Anyone can host a server.

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>>377197831

>>377197527
Hey man, how do I join lifeweb?
The joining process is about secretive.
I should have jumped on it harder a few years back when it was starting up.

>>377197830
Making other projects is kind of finicky. If you base yours off of, say, /tg/ or any other open-source code, you have to make your project open-source as well. Straying from this tends to lead to a lot of autism and DMCA claims, as seen with the recent FO13 debacle.

>>377197759
It's better than

>yo hoppy gib maint access
>sure here u go

>>377198018
Join the discord and read the FAQ.

>>377198018
find a discord invite
have an old enough ckey (or $15)
get approved by the Inquisition

easy as that

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>>377197997
>marines going apeshit for attatchments
>"unga bunga me want attatchments"
>calling people baldies
>fucking with the MP's

Colonial Marines is pretty shit but damn if some of the things that go on there aren't funny.

what's your IG name on CM?

>>377198052
>>377198094
That sounds like fucking cancer. SS13 is already as niche as they come, why the sekrit klub bullshit?

I bet Lifeweb has a playerbase that numbers in the double digits.

>>377198052
>>377198094
Thanks my guys, my ckey is ancient but I can always spare some dosh.

Where should I lurk for a discord link or invite?

>be a mime
>everyone instantly assumes you're shady and will declare you valid if you have insulated gloves

>>377198181
https://discord.gg/kXuA4

This will expire shortly. Better make it count and keep your mouth shut.

>>377198393
Only supreme shitters play mime. It's THE occupation for powergamers.

>>377198181
There are about 100~ regular players. The secret club shit is because Russians are autistic about their child rape simulators and the community regularly gets flooded with retards who've been banned from their SS13 servers and hear the "No Rules." thing and use it as an excuse to not roleplay at all and power/meta game.

>Roundstart spawning in and running up to the Baron and stabbing him to death for the LOLZ
This is the type of shit that used to happen a year ago, I've heard they've since started banning the downies but most of the good players have already left so there isn't much point in playing anymore in my experience at least.

>>377198435
nah senpai im good, I can tell you guys are anal asf

>>377198435
Thanks my guy, I will do you a great service.

>>377197927
I'm at -4 right now. Was at -16 or so due to Veles memes.

Seriously, fuck Veles.

>>377197992
People bitch a lot about rule enforcement yet no one seems to host their own servers

>>377198041
Understandable

>>377198787
Complaining takes less money and effort.

>>377198041
Has there been anything new on K&C besides these screenshots?
https://imgur.com/a/ON8y1

It looks like a proper medieval lfwb with hopefully a less jewish developer.

>>377199047
The only thing I've heard about it is that it was maybe a very elaborate prank by Randy himself. Nothing but rumors on that one.

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What server do you guys play on?

I used to play a couple years ago and I want to get back in the loop but I don't know which servers are good anymore.

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>>377196412
>>377197615

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>>377199047
>someone is actually making a medieval SS13

always wanted this, mite b cool

>>377198050
Not everyone has time to sit at a desk while jerking dog dick off.

>>377199330
The popular ones. CM and Paradise

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>>377196353
I just started playing this game about a week ago and i've gotta say its one of the most satisfying games ive ever played. Anyone have any tips on playing virologist or botanist? Those are my favorite rolls so far.

>>377199047
Is this being developed in byond? For fuck's sake.

When will we ever leave this fucking dinosaur of an engine?

>>377199617
Never

>>377199617
Keep dreaming.

>>377199492
>Space Drugs
>Inject it into every food source you can find
>Ingest some mind breaker
>Kill the Chef

That's how you play botanist

Say what you will about vgstation, they don't tolerate furfags.

>>377199707
I used to really binge lifeweb a year or two ago. Spear twist in the gut is still the cruelest and coolest murder.

Shame they went mega retard with the discord and shit.

>>377199897
doesnt some tranny run vg station now?

What is the best server for a mix of roleplaying and people actually trying to play?

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>>377199897
Waifufags are far worse

>>377200131
You're thinking of TG

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>people are upset when there are xenos in the spess game

>>377199935
Yeah I sometimes look back on those days fondly but then I remember Theo's autism club, Garbage Day and Dawn of Man.
Map 3 was the golden age of memeweb.

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>>377200153
/vg/station. All you need to do is rail Rail

>Not fucking off from the station and collecting sweet space loot

>>377199783
yo man I have always wanted to be the guy who would just grow space weed, announce that anyone if free to have some and spend the rest of the game passing out joints while watching the station burn to the ground like it always does
I started playing this game when I was like 13 so I get how retarded this all sounds but idc dreams don't go away
I guess what I am asking is, how do I hack the fucking seed machine so it dispenses weed I could never figure out a quick way to do this.

>>377200310
>not just being a simple miner that tends to his memes

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>>377199443
Fuck you, HoP is a comfy job

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>>377200257

>>377200257
I have no shame, so assuming I suck the dicks of whoever I gotta in order to assimilate into the in-group, it would be an enjoyable experience?

>>377200153
There used to be a spectrum where Baystation > /tg/ & /vg/ > Goon in terms of RP vs gameplay. That was a couple years ago so I don't know if that still holds up.

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>>377196353
>>377196412
>>377197615
>>377199259

>>377200392
The "ingroup" is a bunch of fags in the discord who don't even play anymore. The waifuing is just a bunch of false flaggers trying to get other people to hate players they hate as well. Both should be ignored

>>377200571
Oh ok, got it. What about /tg/station, I hear people mentioning that as well.

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>>377200486
I don't know what you are implying with that image
All I do know is that anyone who likes that kind of shit is garbage and probably from reddit
you have to go back

>>377200638
It's TG now because they distanced themselves from 4chan and now operate out of Reddit. It's shit and full of pubbie scum who do not know how to perform even the smallest amount of RP

>>377200364
I used to love being a HoP, especially when I'm a traitor.

>open up 20 clown job slots
>hand out access like candy
>easily hack the AI to do all the dirty work for you

>>377200310
My favorite round from like 2013-14 involved the salvage ship.
>Playing miner
>Get space suit and fuck off to find the salvage ship
>Fly around and loot the derelict.
>Get back to station North, the only talking on my radio is the AI and the robots.
>Circle around to the solars and find tons and tons of dead bodies including the Captain's.
>Grab an o2 locker from maint and stow them on my ship.
>Metal Gear Solid my way through maintence to get the cloning boards from auxiliary storage in Engineering.
>Rip the cryotube from the white space ship and put it in the back of the my ship along with a cloning rig.
>Clone back the Captain who somehow still is in his body.
>He tells me that the AI is MALF.
>Clone back like two other guys
>We lead a war to retake the station from the pirate ship.
>End up thermiting into the AI's core and wiping him.

>>377200702
All right, got it.

>>377200702
Really? Why does their website still have /tg/ shit all over it?

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>>377200796
This is the TG github

>>377200918
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

>>377200918
the coderbus is the worst thing on the planet

>>377200918
/vg/station it is

>>377198018
What is lifeweb?

>>377200918
Good to see Remie has finally gone off the deep end.

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>>377200351
anyone? I just want to know how to be a good space plant man.

>>377200918
I'm guessing remie is the aforementioned tranny?

>>377200918
>goofball

>>377201175
yes

>>377200918
Both Remie and goofball are dicks.

>TG
Shit code with shit players.

>/vg/
Ruined communty overtaken by hippie and goons. Was awesome from 2012 to 2014, now it's just TG lite.

>Bay
Could be good but the snowflake races make it not enjoyable to play.

>Paradise
Heh...

>Lifeweb
The perfect mix of action and RP. It's the best thing that happened in my life in the past two years. It really brings back the feeling SS13 gave the first time I played it.

>>377196504
TG is for yiff fags

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>>377200918
Paprika did nothing wrong.

>>377200905
You cling to what makes you popular, naturally.

>>377201293
how do I into lifeweb?

>>377201481
You have to molest a child and send the video to the owner so he can put your ckey on a whitelist

>>377201481
You have to install malware chat system and then beg to join the secret club, erp for 10 days straight with vore enthusiasts, and then you can work janitorial.

>>377201293
I like lifeweb because, as long as i have some kind of a reason for doing something, i can do anything i want

i framed a guy for making bothersome noises in the baron's keep because i couldn't find the real culprit, and he had me torture him to death by inserting a knife in his asshole over and over. i was rewarded with armory access for this

imagine that shit in SS13. edgy or not, you get bwiokned

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>>377201293
The only thing I'm really not digging right now with lifeweb is the latest map. It's so cramped and fire is everywhere, which is awful if you ever end up being a vampire.

>>377201657
>>377201662
oh geeze those are some pretty stringent requirements

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>ss13
>when lifeweb exists

Someone steal the code already

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>>377201481
Have a byond account from 2015 or older, wait until Friday/Sat/Sunday and use either of these two IPs

byond://46.188.0.249:1923
byond://46.188.0.249:2422

Guides and shit you can find online, just google lifeweb metasheet or lifeweb medical

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>dev/host wants to keep his game secret so retards don't flood it and ruin it for everyone
>people "in the know" can't stop bragging about it and spreading the word
Evry tim

>>377202031
>Implying they're not just doing it because it makes the lifeweb fags mad

>>377201481
don't it's shit

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>>377202031
it's suppose to be a Theater of Pain, after all.

>>377202031
they can't play on the good server anyway so it doesn't matter

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>>377202031
see
>>377202086

>>377201980
>only available on weekends
>need super secret special invite
>learning curve is a steep 90 degrees

How can this game possibly have more than a few dozen people?

>>377200131
That's tg

>>377200185
You've clearly been spoiled. vgstation is the only server I know of where the fursecution is not just ignored, but encouraged, and catbeasts are used as a hyper-valid punishment race.

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>>377202338

>>377202295
I already saw it. It was a response to me after all.

>>377202338
You don't need a special invite, but it is really fun to play. Since he doles it out just on weekends it keeps people addicted.

Randy make make cash off donations

>>377202086
Well I'm no psychic but I wouldn't be surprised if the people shilling lifeweb in every ss13 thread are the ones that after a couple of years cry about how Reddit and pubbies ruined their precious game.

>>377202629
they can't be any worse than the BRs that already plague the game

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>Be clown
>Befriend chemists or HoP
>Get access or let in
>Make a few lube grenades
>Proceed to slip the entire crew in to highly lubricated chaos

henk

>>377202031
Not like it really matters, people have to pay money to play if their byond accounts weren't registered before 2016

What server doesn't have any fucking furries?

I just want humans god damn it

there's been a lot of ss13 threads recently

>>377201980
Hang on, I'm confused. I don't need an invite, then?

>>377202692
Well in that case I wouldn't be surprised if the people complaining about BRs now were the same people who shilled lifeweb in every ss13 thread a couple of years ago.

>>377202692
are there any games that those monkeys dont infest?

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>>377202881
You only need to buy an invite if your byond account is younger than 2015

>>377202979
Ah, goodie, then. My account is fucking ancient. So I should just connect on a weekend and I'm good to go, then?

>>377198149
terry davis

>>377202782
Don't be a newfag then

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>>377203009
Fire it up nigga, don't get scared if you see a message saying 'Banned by host overpopulated' or something like that, just means the server is full.

They have a discord you can hop on to ask questions too, but the community is full of sekret club retards so don't expect too much.

>>377203212
Ah, nice. I'll be there this weekend, then. Thanks much for the info, anon.

>>377203240
Also I just remembered this

http://lif3web.wikia.com/wiki/Beginner's_Guide

Starter guide is pretty much the only useful thing on there, the rest you'll pick up from elsewhere or ingame

>>377203496
Thanks, again!

>>377201293
>lifeweb pedophile critiquing any other server

>>377203127
TYRS CRWSN

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>>377203496
not him but reading this, lifeweb sounds cool as fuck. Gonna try to play it on Saturday

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>Poo itself is (surprisingly) an useful resource that can be used in a number of ways, ranging from a fertilizer, an improvised missile weapon to a potent poison to coat your blade with for nigh guaranteed serious infections whenever you injure someone.
>a potent poison to coat your blade with for nigh guaranteed serious infections whenever you injure someone.

>>377204360
yeah try it irl

>>377204360
That's nothing new or special.
Even gooks smeared shit on their spike traps in order to infect the wounds.

>>377197382
Fucking Paradise, man. I only played there once.
>Start out as an assistant because the server is full as shit
>Steal some braindead guy's ID and go about performing his duties in his stead
>Some admin finds out and permanently bans me without even a chance to argue

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>>377204501
>>377204530
I'm well aware of this, just amused that lifeweb is this grim and detailed.

>>377198435
Isn't it only up on weekends?

>spawn as engineers
>do your duty to supply power to the station
>either add a new wing to the station or fuck off into space exploring, eventually return and save the station from whatever the fuck has happened

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What was your best/favorite shift?

>picked botany because folks usually kill them later
>everything's peaceful at first
>seed fabricator is hacked, plants growing, dead body floating outside-
>wait a minute
>kinda early for someone to be dead already
>bring it up on comms
>figure it'll just get ignored in the clutter
>instead, the AI personally offers to unlock EVA storage to go and retrieve the body
>no point turning down a chance like this
>gear up
>noob me isn't sure how to get outside
>"I know, I'll use the thing in the chapel they use to launch bodies!"
>AI is half a second too late to tell me to stop
>launched into space screaming
>finally stop after hitting an asteroid, rips leg off on impact
>assume this is the end of my shift
>Nope, AI sends a shell out to find me and lead me back
>tried to follow but couldn't keep up
>AI finally decides to just push me back to the station
>Now time to get that damn body
>Find it and start dragging it back to the medbay
>BOOM
>someone blew up the damn medbay bad enough to put it completely in vacuum
>well shit, so much for that
>still undeterred, the AI calls for the surviving engineers to construct a axillary medbay in the escape shuttle hall while anyone with space gear salvaged medkits from the ruins of the medbay
>new cloning bay finished
>finally stick the body in
>braindead
>well fuck
>shuttle gets called
>head up to the AI core
>offer to bring him to the shuttle
>declines
>start
>missing leg slowing me down
>AI shell pops up out of nowhere behind me
>"One last push?"
"One last push"
>guides me all the way back to the shuttle
>get back just in time to see the traitor getting beat to death by a clown with a toolbox

>>377209414
This happened back in 2012, when I first started playing
>never played ling before
>roll TATORLING
>start as virologist
>what the fuck do I do
>parapen the other virologist, absorb him and then spess him
>no idea how viruses work
>tell the HoP I want to be security
>he has no problem with it
>get implanted
>one by one absorb like four or five secs including the warden
>am now one of them
>absorb some guy in engineering
>CE cries about a husk in the closet over the radio
>Captain sends me to investigate
>I act like the CE is a suspect and start asking questions
>as he starts telling his side of the story I absorb his ass
>eventually shuttle gets called
>greentext while nobody suspects a thing
>literally nobody suspected me
Not particularly eventful but never had such a perfect round ever afterwards

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>>377209414
>playing atmos tech
>you a traitor nigga
>I could flood the distro loop with plasma but that would be boring shit
>fill up some plain looking canisters with plasma
>hide them around medical maint
>get myself an emag and ebow
>put on a firesuit and build myself a flamethrower
>time to purify
>open the canisters and emag all the maint entrances
>set that shit alight
>maint is now thoroughly bathed in fire and slowly spreading into southern medical
>prowl into medbay and start torching everybody I see
>security responds and I quickly retreat back into the fiery bosom of maint where nobody can chase me
>begin terrorizing medbay which is quickly filling up with burn victims
>fire begins to swallow medbay and eventually I am its sole living occupant
>mfw I took over the entire department single handedly THE FURY style

later some sec goons got some firesuits and dunked me

>>377199617
How many failed/stonewalled attempts have their been to recreate SS13 on a sane engine? 3, 4?

for any lifeweb newfags : play apprentice or squire. turn on family option so you'll have a family you can ask for help. watch out for open spaces, lifeweb has actual z levels. fucking through hole will fuck you up

and for fuck sake, read the knowledge tab in game, get to know lore and try to keep high roleplay.

THEY COME

How the fuck do you ban evade? I want to grief Paradise, bunch of furry niggers

stop making threads on /v/, we dont want /v/tards on the pomfserb

>>377213886
We don't give a fuck what you think, cuck.

byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

Whats the best Youtuber for Space Station 13? I want to get into the game and im too lazy to read

>clown
>spray people's faces with my flower
>switch to a spray bottle with acid in it when they're lulled into a false sense of security

>>377214376
PlumpHelmetPunk is C O M F Y

>>377196504
>play on Paradise Station for the first time
>name myself "Ligger Killer"
>banned like 20 seconds later
kek

>>377197671
play on hippie

Convince me to learn this game.

>>377214854
No.

>>377212773
It's because of the atmosphere code iirc.

>>377201662
If I wanted to ERP with vorefags I'd just join the vore server. At least they aren't pedophiles on top of that.

>>377214854
it's shit don't do it

take it from someone who wasted years being an admin on a server.

>>377214854
It's literally the greatest game ever created and you can't debate me on that

>>377202763
>Be mime
>Get traitor
>See clowns trying to fuck the ship
>Decide to go double agent and dick over the clown all game.
>Get hailed as a hero when I stop his plan to set off a bomb in all the mini shuttles.
>Round not ending cause lol I'm not dead.
>We do a trial, they show off the bombs to the court
>Allahu Akhbar mother fuckers
God I love this game. THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS DISPOSE OF BOMBS AND SEARCH FOR THE DETONATOR.

/tg/station is full of power gamers and retards now, what station allows me to play comfy rounds where I don't have to worry about shuttle being called 15-20 minutes in?

>>377215591
please respond

>>377215591
I only played on yogstation, its alright, less retards and powergamers than most places

>decide to try something besides assistant
>choose bartender
>lose the monkey for a while, he comes back though
>do alright with the drinks, have a few pleasant conversations
>put in a cult
>spend the entire match reading on what to do in cult
>big bad cult guy is spawned at the end of the match
>I still have little idea on what to do in a cult
I haven't played since then, I'm half tempted to have another go at it though.

>>377197865
>Used to do the same thing playing as QM
QM is such a fun role for generally obstructing shitters.
>You want this thing that definitely isn't for making a bomb, you say? Take this form and have the Chief Engineer sign and stamp it (see also: no)
Sometimes if an assistant was asking for something that he probably has no business owning but also couldn't cause much harm I'd tell him to get a stamp from the clown just to see if something interesting would happen.

Fuck Paradise.

>tfw new at the game
>tfw everyone knows everything already
>circle jerks and power gaming everywhere
Feel like coming to a party during sunrise.

>>377209414
>way back in the days of Donut Goonstation
>start as a botanist, was pretty new to the game
>peaceful round, the traitor got killed early
>admins give me a special mission:
>Grow award winning vegetables for the next country fair
>It's on motherfucker
>spend the next hour or so like Mendel and his peas
>Shuttle gets called
>Unscrew my masterpiece and drag it to the shuttle
>no one on the shuttle seems to mind the botanist dragging a tomato plant behind him
>BANG BANG BANG
>3 explosive tomatoes with perfectly calibrated potency drops everyone on the shuttle
>Harvest my Magnum Opus: a killer tomato plant with Yield count that was through the roof
>Seriously I swore that shit lagged the game when I clicked it
>an barrage of tomato grenades and killer tomato army keeps everyone else off the shuttle
>Escape as an lone survivor: One botanist and his tomatos
>Admin tells me I got greentext at round end cause custom objectives was broken then
>Next Round
>botanist again
>grow some tomatoes for the chef
>Vice Officer runs in and burns my plants
"No Tomatoes"
>k then

Playing nuke ops is hard
First time
>cant even get off the syndie ship
>cant into jetpacks
>lose
Second round
>crappy head syndie
>cant distribute telecrystals for shit
>one guy ends up with nothing
>bumrush into sec and get rekt in 30 seconds in the armory
>I got left behind and hit a electrified grill like an idiot
>commit seppuku
Third round
>leader knows what he is doing
>knock out telecoms and arm nuke in little more than a minute
>no one died
>even kidnapped the captain on top of that
> three of us didnt even get to do anything

I used to play Alium Deathtrap, and I loved doing HoP stuff for five or six hours. Is it still up or are there other extended non-antag RP servers?

>>377216192
Do give it another go, you won't regret it anon

i never played ss13

is it newfriend friendly?

>>377219541
No.

>>377197423
This reminds me of a time I played on citadel.
>Be chaplain.
>Old man so that I have a higher chance of avoiding erp.
>Get the possessed sword.
>Get a ghost that has some extremely elaborate backstory.
>I'm but a simple bloodthirsty old man.
>Hunt for rightful combat.
>Encounter a giant spider.
>Engage it despite my sword's wishes.
>Kick it's ass but get poisoned.
>Head to medbay and right as I get in the door I collapse into crit.
>They drag me to cryo the normal routine.
>Hop out good as new not dead or anything.
>Pick up my sword and head into the hallway.
>Suddenly some greytide in a military jacket and normal gasmask with the HOS cap suddenly starts trying to blast me with lethals.
>I run into medbay for help since I know he most likely has tided the entire armory into his ass stun batons and all.
>Everyone just watches as I'm brutally, and wordlessly murdered for seemingly no reason.
>Drug to the incerator and toasted.
>Ask the admins what that was about.
>They simply say "he had his reasons".
>I examine him, it's the HOS.
>He thought I was a ling because someone assumed I was dead.
>Killed me and permanently removed me from the round on a HUNCH.
>He later fails to identify the ling and is murdered by the actual ling, and shoved into the gibber.
>He isn't punished by admins for doing shit like this.
>He wasn't even a furry.

>be greyshirt
>have nothing better to do than deliver corpses to medbay.

>>377198479
>There are about 100~ regular players
Oh jesus, just like hellmoo
Are there more admins than players too?
Sounds interesting but cancerous

I like this game and its mechanics but community wise its cancerous, several people just discord with each other and ruin the game for the rest.

If people can manage to not be retarded for a few hours, Bay is very good nowadays
Very few aliens, the few there are are discriminated against, being a military setting means no gay hair, heavy admin intervention in the case of shitlery
Just don't be a fucking moron and you'll love it there