Who exactly were Nintendo trying to target with this character?

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>>377185912
Me.

snap

Me. They sat down at a board meeting and said "That anon sure loves old women that look like lolis, we should throw his dick a bone".

My dick.

>NO god dammit NO you are NOT allowed to have ANY kind of sexuality AT ALL in your games! I don't CARE if they're M-rated!
>However we can have naked Link in skin-tight boxers, pantyshots on all the Gerudo, and loli goddesses who are clearly fapbait

Modern Nintendo is fucking infuriating

>>377185912
Me and my fuckin DICK, niggaaaaaa

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The majority of the planet

>>377185912

>Tiny

>But still has curves

>cute glasses

>brown

>face always looks sleepy

Any porn yet?
>>377186587
>brown

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>>377185912
The Comiket/Pixiv market

R34 literally fucking when

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>>377186561
>Young girl (boy)

>>377186673
>>377186902
There's a little, but not nearly enough yet.

>>377186548
You mean Nintendo of America. The Japanese versions still have all that shit.

Me.
They know me perfectly and made this game for me.
Thanks Nintendo.

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>>377185912
Literally me.

>>377187238
We're both wrong, you mean the fuckhouse full of libshit morons

Though Reggie is genuinely a fucking asswipe and I'm not looking forward to E3

>Hey what about that game we know you all want hmmmmmmmmmmm?? *wink*
>Anyway here's some indie trash for 3DS and some dumb shit nobody fucking cares about

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And me.

>>377187805
Yeah Reggie is a piece of shit and it's unfortunate because NoA could have gone a much better direction if he wasn't in charge.

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>>377186561
>11-15 have very high libido
They are still retards at that point and only care about playing still.

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>>377186548
How is Purah (in-game, not fan art) sexual in any way? She's got the proportions of a stick-figure man and her dialogue doesn't reference sex or even romance.

>>377186548
lmao what are you on about?
Bayonetta 2 mate... Bayonetta 2

>>377188835
>ONE outlier in the sea of bullshit we've had to deal with during the Wii U's life CHANGES EVERYTHING!

hey buddy
you just blow in from stupid town

>>377189050
>sea of bullshit we've had to deal with during the Wii U's life
I don't follow, can you be specific?

>>377185912
The large and powerful lolicon audience obviously

>>377189050
I'm not quite sure what the sea of bullshit is, guy.
Definitely gonna need some examples

Genki girls are shit. SHIT

>>377185912
Sales.

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>>377190262
Humu humu.

>>377190607
Give me a cute snap!

>>377190607
>She wants you to take a picture
>First thing I tried was a pantyshot

I'm honestly a little ashamed

>>377187213

She looks cute but too cartoony here. She'd have to be beefed up the way Midna usually is in fanart for me to be aroused

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>>377190676
important

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>>377185912
People with shit taste.

Why did they feel the need to give her a recorder?

>>377190882
And Link has those weird tron-lined future boxers too so you KNOW she's got some cute shit on under there

>Zelda running around in fucking yoga pants

FUCKS SAKE GUYS

>>377185912
grannyfuckers

>>377191076
Japanese people, even NIntendo, apparently, are perverted and must fetishize everything.

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>>377191031
>People with shit taste
>posts Kass

Anon I'm so sorry.

>>377191076
oh shit, and I just noticed the backpack.
This is intentionally lolism

It's an attempt to make people forget about making midna porn.

>>377185912
Guilt ridden pedophiles who want an excuse for their morally bankrupt pleasures.

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>>377189264
Not him but
>Smash 4
>Devil's third
>Star fox zero
>#FE
>Nintendoland
>Mario rehashes

The only good games were Donkey Kong tropical freeze, bayo 2, wonderful 101, the rayman games, and the metroid prime collection

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>>377191331
You should be sorry. Apologize to Kass.

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>>377185912
Autistic fucks that make "Who exactly were _______ trying to target with this character?" threads. Almost as bad as "You're going to buy _____ game, right?"

>>377191076
Zelda 1 reference.

>>377191561
I was talking more about all of the godawful censorship in pretty much everything else that's been coming out on Wii U and 3DS lately like Fire Emblem, Fatal Frame, Xenoblade, etc but I chose not to respond to willingly obtuse Nintenbros with their heads wedged up their ass

>>377191561
>>Smash 4

SSB has been getting more sanitize gradually ever since the very beginning of the series.

>>377192346
>I got to live first-hand through all the patches of Palutena's panties becoming bike shorts and later just a void

Fuck's sake man, let me fap in peace you bastard

>All because he was a butthurt bitch people kept uploading Peach pantyshots