>go to friend's house to play some vidya >his

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>>377178253
>go to friend's house to play some vidya
>his girlfriend starts yelling at him

>go to friend's house to fight parents
>start playing vidya

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>go to friend I haven't seen in a while for a party, chill out and play some vidya
>suddenly everyone else starts doing shrooms

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>>377178253
>"Uh hey should I come back at another time?"
>"What? Nah, it's ok. This happens all the time."

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>>377178253
>mfw I join in and win

>go to friend's house to play some vidya
>realize you're a bigger faggot than he is

>>377178253
>in voice chat with friend playing some vidya
>he starts fighting with his parents

Time and a place for video games, and my friend seemed not to understand that.

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>>377178253
>go to friend's house to play some vidya
>their parents use this as an opportunity to get free labor

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>>377178253
>go to a friend's house to play vidya
>actually play vidya and have fun

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>know a kid you don't like that much and his house is filthy because he lives with his single mother and she is never home
>hes also slightly autistic and has no friends
>but he has X system and you don't, and you want to play that one new game so you hangout with him anyways

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>>377178253
A kid once invited me when his parents weren't at home. When they returned, they got mad at him and I was told to leave. I heard him screaming aloud as I was getting away from their house.

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>Go to friends house to play vidya
>Get froggy styled in the ass

bliss

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>go to friends house for vidya
>Make out with his high school sister in the bathroom while he smooched her friend
The sleepovers were awesome

>stay overnight at friends house
>pee in bed

i was 14

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>go to friend's house to play vidya
>can hear his sister getting fucked by their dad through the wall

>go to friends house to play some vidya
>start doing gay shit

>>377179248
>stay overnight at friends house
>cream the bed

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>>377178253
>kid raised by a single mother comes over to my house
>spits gum on my carpet as he is leaving but i see it and pick it up before it dries

>friend invites you over to his house to play video games
>his brother with a criminal record sets his wall on fire with a bottle of axe and a lighter

>friend invites you over to his house
>his dad takes off his belt and starts beating him because he let his neighbors borrow a shovel

>>377178657
I went to one friends house and I HAD TO STACK WOOD ALL DAY FOR $0 WHY I DONT LIVE THERE

>>377178415
kindly decline and enjoy the show

>>377178464
made me kek

I didn't have friends when I was younger, it was very lonely. Is it sad my dog was my best friend?

>>377179528
Nope, cause your dog will always be there for you

>>377178253
>go to friend's house
>friend has arguement with dad over how he doesn't love him

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>>377179321
go on.

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>>377179528
>Dog invites you over to his house
>Can't fit inside and there's no door

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>go to friends house
>his baby starts crying and his girlfriend starts yelling
>end up just sitting there watching netflix for a few hours while he goes and deals with it

And they wonder why I never want to hangout

>my friends go to my house
>one of them is moving so he stole all my games

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>>377178253
>be me about 15
>playing Saints Row at friend's house
>his big brother and mom start screaming at eachother throughout the house
>hear smashing sound from upstairs and then his mom starts shrieking at him to get the fuck out of her house
>friends sadly plugs his ears and closes his eyes as we just sit there with the game idling
>eventually police arrive and demand to see his big brother's hands because they think he might have hit her
>turns out he threw the toaster through the window
>the sheer absurdity of that action combined with the serious and dark gravity of my best friend's mother and brother being torn apart right there and then made me start nervously giggling while my friend tried to block everything out
>brother gets kicked out of the house
>decide not to play Saint's Row anymore

>>377178860
thats a big gif

>go to white friend's house
>he gets mad at the game and smashes his controller

>>377178467
i hate it when this happens

>go to black friend's house
>_________lol jk__________

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>Go to friends house
>Wait till he falls asleep
>Jerk off to his mothers panties
makes me wish i was a kid again

>go to friend's to play vidya
>one of his friends you don't really know is over too
>he takes the vidya way too seriously and ruins everyone's good time

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>go to friends house
>Their families loaded and they have tons of cool shit

>friends mom catches you in the older sister's room smelling her dirty panties

Actually happened

>Tell friend how badly I want to play persona 5 but can't because I'm a poorfag and I don't have a ps4/3
>He buys persona 5 with his money
>invites me without telling me
>I told him that it is cool that he picked up the game but it is not a good game to play together
>He gets offended since he bought the game so we could play
>He still doesn't talk to me


What should I tell him /v/? Was I really that of a dick?

>>377179903
4u

>>377179958
>go to black friend's house
>he gets mad that he has no games and smashes your controller

>>377180208
Yeah dude. Just play the game with him.

>>377178253
>Go to friend's-

Stopped readin right there

>>377180208
Jerk off to the waifus together

>>377180307
>>377180376


I must also say that he is a CoD/WWE/FIFA gamer only. He also doesn't know much about anime (other than dbz and naruto)

Also, even if he was the most weeabo gamer with the best taste in the world. In my opinion persona 3 and 4 wouldn't have given me the same emotions if I had played it with a friend.

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>>377178253
>go to friend's house
>his parents fucking die

>>377178253
>go to friend's...
Right, I don't have friends.

>>377178253

>go to white friends house
>"Anon you need to wash these dishe--"
>"Mom I'm not washing those dishes, I didn't use any of them!"
>"O-ok anon"
>"Damnit she's such a lazy bitch"
>Stare blankly and continue playing vidya


>Go to black friend's house
>"Anon you betta clean this damn kitchen, I done told you bout this twice already."
>"Aight ma."
>help friend clean kitchen
>go back to playing vidya

>visit /v/ later that day
>"FUCKING NIGGERS LOLAMIRITE?"
>shrug and shitpost about FNAF

Fucking white folks.

>friends visit you to play vidya
>they´re actually friends of your brother, not friendly with you and remind you of that every time they can
>you end up fighting with them but still convince yourself that you have a great time even tho you end up physically fighting them
>go to bed reassured that you are atleast physically stronger than them

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>>377180550
>invite friend over
>a few hours later we are told that his mother died shortly after he left

>>377180208
To be fair he should have researched whether or not the game was a multiplayer or not in the first place.

>>377180613
Yeah I agree this one shitty dysfunctional white household and this one decent black household proves that whites are colonialist murderous asswipes and blacks are kings with psychic powers

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>Go over to best friends to play the vidya
>End up sucking his dick

>go to friend's house
>mom only allows us to play 1 hour and to go outside
>we both went on to play soccer in college and we were never fucking fat since middle school

Only went to his house like once every 3 months, fucking single moms making rules because they failed

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>>377178253
>friend comes over to play vidya
>parents start fighting

Every fucking time

I couldn't have people over without out them doing it

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>go to friend's house to play some vidya
>he gets real touchy asking if you've ever had wierd feelings about other boys

>>377180808
sounds like that mom was actually giving a shit you entitled fuck

>>377180775
Hey now, isn't anecdotal evidence the end all be all of fact corroboration on this site?

>go to friend's house to play vidya
>steal r4 and ds that he stole from his classmate.
>never went to his house again.
Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>377179891
How is your friend doing now? Blocking out those kind of things can really fuck you up.

>>377178381
>he punches his gf

>>377180960
yes and your favorite game is shit because I said so

>go to friends house
>start playing vidya
>his mom makes us pb sandwiches and protein shakes
>just before bedtime he gets into a yelling match with his mom while I autistically watch in silence

>Come to friends house play games
>Fall through trap door and into dungeon

I hate when this happens

>Go hang out with lifelong best friend
>He doesn't talk to you once, just texts his girlfriend while you awkwardly try to start a conversation with him
Well, it was fun while it lasted I guess.

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>be black
>go to white friends house
>play robocop vs terminator
>his mother fucks my brains out and gives him money/vidya

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>>377180792
Basically me but with summer camp instead.

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>>377178253
>go over to friend's house
>his parents make sure the door to his room is always open, check on us constantly

The fuck?

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>That friend who is still a fucking horny teenager well into his early 30s and thinks it's his god damn destiny to masturbate like five times a day and publically announce he does, as well as bragging about how he's done it at our houses and used to do it under his desk when we were in school

...Sometimes I wonder why we still hang out with him

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>Go to friend's house to play vidya.
>Friend's parents start trying to matchmake us together romantically.

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>>377178253
>stay the night at friend's house
>friend's parents make him do chores most of the evening
>he gets in trouble for not doing a good enough job

>go to friend's house to play vidya
>his sister sticks her smelly feet in my face

>Go to friend's house to play some vidya
>His wife makes some food
>Serves me the food and beer.
>We all play vidya and have great conversation.

>>377180613
Had the same experience but replace white with hispanic and black with white.

>>377181071
>anon's dad goes and makes bird houses in the cuck shed while you plough anon's mom
>anon starts calling you his real dad
god damn I love being black

>>377179670
until he dies

haha dogs r dumb

Ive never had any real friends. all of mine are online friends

>>377180338
hey man even if you feel like theres noone to talk to atleast you got us 8)

>>377181235
Those count too, anon.

>>377181158
>say fuck it and lick her toes anyway
>she gets grossed out and bitchy
if you don't want your delicious feet licked and sucked then you'd better not fucking put them in my face, you dumb slut

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>>377178253
>friend comes to my house to play vidya
>dad is raping my sister upstairs
>have to tell him that the noises are from a tv show my mom watches

>>377181235
Were you homeschooled?

>>377180208
just let him ream you boipussy for the game

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>spend night at friends house playing vidya
>wakes me up at 5am to help him with his paper route

>>377180956
we were already athletic tan af monkeys, going outside only made us more orange. Our senior pics looks like we had spray tans. His sister was a goth girl who played guitar in the house, she literally did nothing. She started smoking in high shcool zozzle

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>>377181124
You're probably meming but I had a fucking situation like that

>Went on a foreign exchange trip back in high school
>One of the girls on my trip and I hit it off
>Turns out it was the daughter of my mom's old coworker
>"Omg anon this is destiny you two were totally meant for each other!"
>Constantly tried to push us together
>Any time I had a bad relationship she would be like "see this is why you need to date anon-ette"
>After like six years of this shit I tried dating her
>She's a bitch and drove me insane, dumped her
>"I never liked her anyway anon"
>mfw

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>go to friends house to play vidya
>treating me delicately the whole time i'm there, makes me food and shit
>tell him to join in, says "I just wanna watch" with a dumb smile on his face
>leave after a while because he was acting weird, not realizing he was just nervous as fuck
>move away and realize that i really fucking miss him
God fucking damn it, why did I have to realize im a homo AFTER leaving?

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>>377179958
>go to black friends house
>he gets mad at the game and starts speaking in ebonics

>>377181271
But I don't get to go to their house and play video games with them.

>>377181385
Yes

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>>377181002
If little shit like that fucks you up I'm a walkimg time bomb

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>>377180613
>Only ever had one black friend
>He lived in a borderline mansion and his family was cool
He probably got annoyed by me fast but we had some good times
Watched Monsters Inc (which embarrassingly made me cry) and went to Six Flags

>>377180960
No, evidence is for fags

Just take the popular opinion/idea and spout the opposite of that

>>377179528
>dog as your best friend for most of your childhood
>dies before you reach 18 and now you're left all alone with no social interaction skills whatsoever and emotional baggage
shit sucks

>>377181214

>anon's friends dad always has to go to the cuck shed once the mom finds out you're coming over.

My nigga giving her the bigger digger

>>377178253
>go to friend who you haven't seen in a few years' house
>his younger sister is now like 13 or 14 and angsty
>overhear her get into a fight with her parents and she ends up screaming about how she hates everyone and hates her life
>friend and I just trying to play vidya but it makes it real awkward

>>377181097
maybe they think you guys want to fuck :v

>>377180613
To be fair, the lazy ass mom should wash the dishes if she was the one who dirtied them.

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>friends buys lots of fighting games
>never wants to play them because he doesn't like losing
>doesn't try to get better either

>>377181436
Again, sounds like she was giving a fuck
Boys are supposed to be athletic and fit so they can find a girl to fuck and girls are supposed to be pampered at home and learn some bullshit talent that doesn't really matter so when she does get married, she isn't a sanctimonious loud mouth bitch who doesn't know her place

>>377181167
atleast you got a good imagination

>>377181497
You can play video games with them anytime you want, without having to take time to travel to their house.

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>>377178396
under. rated.

>>377181113
>be well into your early thirties and still post on a Argentinian skin bleaching board
I know exactly why he's still your friend

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>go to friend's house to play some vidya
>start fighting his parents

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>>377178253
>go to friend's house to play some vidya
>his gf starts rubbing her feet on my crotch

>go to friend's house to play video games
>his mom wants to play too
ugh lame

>>377181497
You should join a club of some kind, like a gay club or something.

>>377180208
Just kiss him, you fool

>>377179790
>dad sees on ebay that my super nintendo mario game goes for $200 on ebay!!!!
>friend comes over and steals it
>sells it for $5 worth of weed

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>go to friend's house
>family all like each other and spend time in the same rooms
>wonder what life would be like if I was born into a good family

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>>377181804
>tfw she has big ugly tits that she would shove onto my face

Ugh... gross!

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>go to friend's house
>he has to do chores
>play vidya with his sister in the meantime
>she says loser has to strip off their clothes

>>377181869
You can make that family, anon. Live the dream.

>go to friends house
>he has a small dirty tv
>best snacks though

Good times playing Halo

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>be 6
>go to friend's house
>no one there because they moved away
i never got over it

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>>377181631
>you live in your parent's house
>shit in their toilet
>eat up all they food
>they buy you vidya
>some of you niggas still reap these benefits to this day
>she should wash the dishes because she dirtied them

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>>377181930
>Game is Tony Hawk
Imma see that bitch naked

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>Go to friend's house
>1
>2
>3 4

>>377181491
Just imagine he moved on, found a qt built bf that's better than you in every way, treats him better and you'll be fine.

>>377182092
>not turning on infinite grind, griding around the lip of a bowl and massaging the vibrating controller on her pussy
do you even score?

>go to friend's house to play
>his parents give him shit for some school shit he didn't do or something
>they throw me out of the house to punish them, saying he's going to go take a nap
Took me a while to realize how fucked this was.

>>377181860
what in the fuck even is $5 worth of weed

that's hardly a stick

>>377181535
i dont know what country you live in, but seeking professional help will be the best thing youll ever do if you feel that way. If you feel unsatisfied with the way your life is headed, there is no harm in talking to a professional

>>377182078
>Live in dad's balls
>One day make the decision to be born
>Since free will is real, I'm born 9 months later
>Some years pass
>Intelligent family members are so intelligent that they don't have a dishwasher
>The geniuses wash dishes manually
>tfw I'm forced to help them because I made the choice to be born and choice to buy a house that lacks a washing machine

Huh... good point... I can tell we are intellectual equals here, anon.

>>377180532
>>377180208

Your nigga decided to INCONVENIENCE HIMSELF by playing a weeb game to galvanize the friendship you all shared and you just rejected him?

Is this how all you neets approach social situations? Didn't you all have that one normal friend that tried with you?

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>over at friend's house
>hey anon are you hungry?
>yeah kinda
>MOM ANON SAYS HE'S HUNGRY

>>377181643
I have a friend who does this, although he's a good sport about losing. It's just not very fun to always have to hold back in a game I've never played against a guy who doesn't understand how to block.

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>go to nephews house for quality time
>can't find him in the the living room
>head upstairs
>open the door
>see nephew pulling out and nutting on her buttcheeks while I get my brothers sloppy seconds
>contemplate why I didn't join the Yankees

>>377181649
>atleast you got a good imagination

Is the thought of having married friends who are good hosts so foreign to you? We're not all college aged here, twat brush.

>>377182278
>he washes all his dishes in the dishwasher

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>>377178253
>I was that friend
I'm sorry for making you so uncomfortable, I should've just brought my games to your house or something

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>>377178253
>friend invites me over for vidya
>his gf comes over and he stops playing to make out
>they end up fucking on his bed while im sitting on the floor playing tony hawk

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>go to best friend's house
>play vidya
>go outside to do shit
>mess with some croquet set we weren't supposed to mess with
>go back inside while playing with a nerf dart gun
>his mom scolds us for messing with the croquet set
>shoot her point blank in the face with the nerf gun
>she flips her shit

God damn I was an asshole when I was little.

>>377182340
>That friend who has to take everything seriously because video games are all he has in life
>If he wins UR A FUKKEN BITCH SCRUB DO U EVEN TRY GAWD FUKKIN LOSER
>If you win WHATEVA FAG THAT CHARACTER IS CHEAP I WOULDA WON ANYWAY

>>377182420
>He makes such a mess that requires manual cleaning
>He doesn't prep his cooking to avoid this by using aluminum sheets

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>>377181643
>hangout with friend once a week, when we're both off work
>has soul caliber 5
>hes okay at it, and I've never played before
>insists we play
>I lose like every match for several weeks
>he constantly shit talks me, and says how easy I am to beat
>buy the game and git gud in a week, learning all key combos for nightmare and natsu
>beat him nearly every match the next time we hang out. It isn't even close
>don't say a single negative thing while I'm winning
>next week he's sold his copy

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>everyone goes to sleep
>you're wide awake
>spend 10 fucking hours lying wide awake
>occasionally ask if anyone's up to no response
>this happens every time

>>377182489
>tattle on anon to his parents
>they ground him for 3 years
>no vidya, no phone, no computer until he graduates
>graduates
>kick him out of the house and say good luck with life, see you never
I'm going straight to Hell

>>377182512
My brother and I both used to be "that guy." Now we live on opposite ends of the country and don't talk.

>>377182232
Yeah, we were 12. He didn't get very much. I knew the game wasn't worth $200, but pissed he made that trade.

>>377182335

I fucking hated that shit

>>377182395
no, but i dont understand who you would expect to reply to your post

>go to a friends house to
Oh wait I don't have friends.

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>ITT

>>377181928
>tfw she whacks us both off at the same time and the first to cum has to do the dishes
ugh what a hassle

>>377182690
Some other schmuck with normal friends who didn't just graduate from HS

>>377182482
youre not responsible for how your parents behaved.

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>go to friend's house
>his dildo collection falls out off the closet

>go to black friend's house to play vidya
>see my dad's lawnmower in their backyard

>>377182623
dont worry he will turn out a better man. His parent sound like authoritarian cunts

>>377182724
>tfw she does a better job with you so that you always lose

Ugh... she's such a bitch

>>377180208
Wtf are you talking about. Two friends and I had a 24 hour persona 4 extravaganza years ago. It was a lot of fun making jokes and stuff that we still comment on today.

>>377182709
>go to mate's flat to play some vidjer
>his parents start fighting a fuckin' roo

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I only had one friend growing up and he was really boring to be around.

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>>377182805
>Damn I have to clean them now
>he starts cleaning them with his mouth right in front of you

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>>377178467
>you both realize
>you both start kissing
>his dad walks in
>he joins in
>mom walks in on orgy
>parents start fighting
>you win

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>>377182824
Just cucking your wife, Marty

>>377182824
>go to black friend's house to play vidya
>see my mom walk out of his dad's room with messed up hair and tartar sauce on her face
I never understood why she likes to eat fish tendies with tartar sauce in his dad's room

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>>377182805
>go to friend's house
>his dildo collection falls out off his ass

>>377179437
>friend sees it and says "What's this? OwO"

How do so many /v/ posters have black friends???

>>377182963
wow, something very similar happened to me. The difference is that my mom would walk out with mayo around her mouth, which is weird because she always preferred ketchup.

>go to South African friends house
>play fighting games and bitch about how crazy black people are

it's alright

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Does anyone else kind of wish they had an irl gay friend to cuddle with and fall asleep together?

I can't be the only one right?

>>377181697
b2r

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>tfw never have sleepovers with buddies from high school playing vidya and jacking it to late night cinemax ever again

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>>377180946
N-no, of course not. Why would I t-think that? I'm not some fag.
*looks away shyly*

>>377182776
i dont understand how you could think that people like that would reply to this thread

>>377183070
That's weird, it was honey and biscuits for my mom

>>377182514
>implying every dish requires you to "make such a mess" to be tough to clean

Enjoy your flecks of two week old food residue.

>friend comes over to play
>end up jacking off together in my basement
>I finished first
>"nice anon"
>"thanks"
>never spoke about it again seeing him through middle school and all of high school

>>377183060
Because the US is only 60% white, in case you haven't noticed.

>>377183060
they dont

>>377183145
>implying they don't lurk here too.

This ain't club, junior

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>>377178253
>go to friend's apartment to play some vidya
>his mother jumps out a window

>>377182678
you were pissed he traded it and not that he stole it? Did you at least kill him?

>>377183215
Please be a shitpost...

>>377179958
>go to black friend's house
>he starts blasting craig mack out of a ghetto blaster and shanks you

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>>377183268
>She shows up five minutes later like nothing happened

>>377178253
>go to friend's place
>he jokingly starts dry humping his chubby brother
>cousin and I try to do the same while trying to make it look like a joke
He was pretty cute too

>>377181097
Last time he brought a boy over to play his parents caught them doing succ.

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>Invite a friend over to play some vidya while parents are out of the house on summer vacation
>Reminder shows up on the cable box for some porn my dad apparently ordered on cable
>Invite the rest of my friends over

>>377183309
nope

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>Go to friend's house to play vidya
>most of the time is you watching him play faggy Kingdom Hearts
>Will never pick a game anymore if he knows you can beat him

>One time you find his dad's Penthouse mags and he flips and says "No one's supposed to know about those!"

>One time he impromptu wrestles you and almost grabs your balls, his mom yells "ARE YOU WRESTLING AGAIN? STOP IT"

Fuck you Joe you troubled monkey

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>2 or 3 wrestling figures on the ground, as well as a couple of game cases
>his mum slaps him for making a mess

>>377182512
I never got good at any fighting game that wasn't smash or basically smash, so I can still enjoy them with friends and only win 60% of the time.
When I was younger though I was a bit of a shit and kept complaining that my friend would use the same couple of characters and what seemed to us to be their best moves.
I didn't realize that I should either find a way to deal with those movse or to use them myself, or that my friend didn't have nearly as much experience with the game and would need to commit to a couple of characters and their most reliable moves to have a decent chance.

>>377183234
well they lurk for a reason. Because they dont want to interact with the kind of people who would post in these threads

>>377183292
Well I stopped inviting him to my house, and he tried to make up for it with some shitty star wars nintendo game. I didn't care about the game, but the fact that he thought it was that valuable and got such a shitty deal

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>>377180205
>go to friends house for /tg/
>drop dice like a sperg
>run after it to grab it
>friends wife says "anon why are you in my room"

>>377183231
speak for yourself you gated community sheltered racist faggot

>>377183060

There's an unfortunate phenomenon in black America called "too white for the blacks, too black for the whites." Most either go two ways: become a self hating weeb or suck it up and enjoy your hobbies in secret. I'm sure most of /v/ have had run ins with the former.

I might have become self hating had I not felt up a black girl in 6th grade and realized that I just couldnt do it

>friend moves into a house with like 5 fucking roommates since we live in commiefornia and he wanted to stay at a place with a pool for cheap
>a bunch of our friends hop over into the already crowded house to play shit on LAN on our PS4s
>his mostly nude female roommate offers us weed and some blowjobs
>avoid it since we're all pretty sure she has some shit

it was alright

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>go to 'friends' house to play vidya when I was a kid
>don't actually like this person, just like vidya and family was too poor to own a console
>years later, realize what I poor asshole I was
>avoid that person forever
>now spend all my time working to buy my own vidya

>>377183547
What do black girls feel like?

>>377183413
>be into Pokemon cards in elementary school
>want to get some holographics
>someday find my dad's porn collection including porn trading cards
>trade them for the rare holographics
That's the day it finally clicked that pussy rules the world

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>Invite friend over to play vydia
>Alcoholic father stumbles in the room.
>"HEY GUYS! CHECK OUT THESE SPEAKERS I MADE?!"
>Continues to blast Rush at extreme volumes whilst trying to play vydia
> "You're dad is pretty cool anon."

>go to black friend's house to play video games
>he only has the last 6 Madden games

>>377183672
Forbidden Velvet

>go to friend's house for vidya
>spend the whole night lighting bugs on fire with raid and a lighter and looking at porn and doing whippits

He became a pretty successful dealer from what I understand.

>>377183547
>see a black guy playing a Vita on my college campus
>"huh, I guess he's playing Madden or some shi-"
>nope, it's neptunia
>he owns literally every game in the series released for Vita, and even bought a 64GB memory card for the damn thing

That was the first time I ever met a niggaboo. It was weird.

>>377183672
chimpanzees and feces

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>>377183342
>it was all part of a plan to kick you up the arse

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>Go to friend's house
>It's out in the country
>Floors are literal sawdust
>Rat droppings everywhere
>Only has Atari
>I am about to make an excuse to call my Mom to pick me up
>"Don't go anon, there's stuff to do here"
>"Yeah like what"
>Leads me to gap in the wall behind water heater
>Like they just never finished building the place
>There is a way to climb up
>There is no attic but there is a small space to climb into
>His sister's room has its own small bathroom you can see into through a ceiling vent from that spot, also into her room if the door between them is open
>"Dude sick, you peep on your sister?"
>"No fag, on her friends"
>Few hours pass
>His sister comes home with skinny 5/10 girl with buck teeth, braces and long brown hair
>They go to smoke a bowl in her room
>She undresses, I guess to prevent the weed smoke from getting into her clothes
>Watch them smoke up in bra and panties
>Before she leaves, she goes to shower
>Watch her strip out of bra and panties, see my first actual irl naked girl
>Barely more than A cups, huge gnarly bush
>Watch her shower and get rock hard anyway
>Buddy is next to me, gets dick out and starts fapping
>"What the fuck"
>"Shut up she will hear"
>He keeps doing it so eventually I do it too

And that is the story of how I went to some yokel's house expecting videogames but got mutual masturbation instead

>>377183672

Like soft leather and welfare

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>go to friend's house
>Realize how weird and detached you're feeling right now
>Go home

>>377183783
I'm black can confirm

I'm don't hate my own kind by any measure but I can't get any of my peers to break out of the Fifa/CoD/Madden/2K trend.

One of my homies did play Witcher 3 though...

he fucking hated it.

>>377178253
>go to friend's house to play some vidya
>end up exploring sexuality for the first time
>watching late night soft-core porn on Showtime while doing some mutual-mastubation/handjobs.


This happened with at least 4 of my friends.

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>>377183874
good one fellow anon

>>377183892
pretty cool story bro

>>377182523
fucking tryhard

>be a kid
>have no friends

Funnily I ended up relative normal but childhood was really terrible

>>377183942

I don't hate my kind but the fucking kid n play eraserhead blonde shit makes me gag

Plus niggas barely play any weebshit or retro

>>377183869
Dude blacks are the biggest weebs imaginable
50% of all posters on /a/ and /m/ are probably black

>>377183060
Town's white as fuck, most of the times I seen a black person it's been business men in suits and usually their family who are just passing through. The closest I ever got to a racial minority friend was a korean exchange student who was more of a friend of a friend.

Was in a place for teenager with psychological problems that included a couple of black guys once. One was my age and just a regular friendly but mischevious teenager, and other was almost a young adult, lived at least some of his childhood in some african country, spoke french spanish and english and according to him had seen dead bodies in the street with heads blown off by shotguns.
He had almost exactly the same tone of voice and personality as one of my brothers. The idea that someone couldve been raised in africa and seen dead bodies lying in the street could be just like someone I know was a bit chilling.

>>377183309

You'd be in the minority if you didn't experience something like this in your youth. It's a lot more common than you think.

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>go to friends house to play vidya
>not allowed inside
>house is in bad shape
>youre pretty sure he didnt have any games anyway

Tyrone also lived right next to the train tracks

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>go to friend's house to play vidya
>he walks out of room
>hear a lighter light then coughing
>walks back in high as shit
>"What are you talking about anon, I went to pee."

>>377184120
>have friends as a kid
>be 23 y/o
>no friends now ;_;

>Anon, why don't we play vidya over at my house?

>Go to friends house to hang out and play vidya
>Asks me if i ever got layed
>Tells him no
>He tells me he'll help me
>Asks me if i knew anyone from school after graduation that still liked me
>Mentions girl he fucked that was a solid 7/10
>Whips out his phone to show me pictures of her sucking his dick
>Ask if i want to use the bathroom
>I take his phone and jack it to the pictures
>Crying out of humiliation
>After i finish and get out of the bathroom he asks if i wanna go to the store to get food
>Say sure avoiding his eyes out of shame as i hand his phone back
>He fucking brings me to the chicks house
>He asks if i wanna try a move
>We both go in
>chick is shocked to see me
>We start hitting it off
>Friend asks if he could take a shower (That was his plan to give me and her "alone" time)
>She says sure, but not to lock the door because it was "broke"
>We talk for a few minutes more
>She asks if i could go grab something outside for her
>I said sure
>Leave her house
>Grab a few bottles of wine and soda
>Get to door
>Bitch fucking locked it
>Friend comes out 20 minutes later and jokingly says "What took you so long?"
>We leave
>Go back to his place
>Never talked to him the rest of the night


I don't really know if he planed it or not. He did really seem like he wanted to help me. I just don't know anymore really.

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>go to white friends house for vidya
>Parents constantly fighting with each other
>Friend tells his mom to fuck off regularly

>Go to Mexican friend's house for vidya
>His Mom feeds me dinner
>Gives me homemade churros to take home

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>>377183060

4chan isn't Stormfront dude. This site is incredibly tolerant and always has been which is why we felt comfortable throwing the word nigger around. Then, just as Descartes predicted, our complete and total lack of self-censorship drew thousands of idiots to the site who thought they were in good company.
Now newfags literally think this site has always been some alt-rite hate site where they can feel comfortable talking about the dumb racist shit their diseased brains come up with.

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>>377183268
>Lean over towards friend and say his mom missed my dick by a few feet

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>beat friend in a game
>starts choking you as a joke but then it becomes serious anger

>That one friend who was the only person you knew who had a specific console

Joshua, I liked you, but I don't think I'd ever go to your shithole of a house if it weren't for the fact that you were the only person I knew who had an N64.

>go to friends house to play vidya
>first time I've been there
>his dad is shirtless with a bulging beer gut watching football with a beer in hand never saying a word or looking at anybody
>his mom warns me that he hits
>we go to his room and play duck hunt
>by we I mean he plays because he never lets me try and makes me watch him
>leave because I'm bored and don't want to get "hit"
Fuckin rednecks. That kid stole my pokemon silver, wrote his name on it and blamed it on his nonexistant sister.

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Here's a true fucking story for you fags that happened 8 years ago.

>be 17
>walk through hall during passing period and see awkward looking fag staring at me
>"Hey, are you anon?"
>I answer yes
>Turns out he's the awkward kid I hung out with until 4th grade
>Asks me if I wanna hang out
>At this point in my life I outgrew my autistic habits and actually had REAL normie friends
>Politely decline saying I have other shit to do
>Somehow gets my number and texts me when I'm free
>Finally buckle and walk over to his house one cold winter day
>I walk in and he's playing Magic: The Gathering with another friend of his
>They try to teach me how to play but I'm uninterested
>His other friend finally leaves and we just awkwardly sit in his living room
>He asks me if I've ever played some WoW clone that I don't remember
>Tell him I don't play WoW
>Finally shit gets real and he starts telling me how he was almost raped in boy scouts
>Said he was kicked out because he fought off the guy with a pocket knife and said he's kill him with a sledgehammer
>Tells me how his parents never believed him and how his Mom and stepdad want nothing to do with him
>I tell him that it's time for me to leave and walk back home after only 1 and a half hours of being there
>He never called me or texted me back ever again and I never saw him in the halls

Jesus fucking Christ this was hands down the most awkward experience in my entire existence.

>>377183783
Is either that or he's super into Japanese games.
>Owns every Dynasty Warriors in existences
>Into Jrpgs in a big way
>Way into fighting games(Mahvel, SF3)
>Only nintendo games they play are Mario Karts and Smash

BONUS ROUND
>Huge anime fan
>subbed and sold anime at school on VHS

Ya'll niggas dont even know how much money I made in high school doing this shit.

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>At friends house
>playing some coop game
>we're arguing about the best method to get past a boss
>his dad yells at us to "stop fucking bickering" or he'll take our shit away

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>>377183493
My friend is just a faggot bitch though

>Still thinks he's gonna make it big some day
>Kissless virgin who thinks he's gonna date a super hot gamer girl
>Plays as Captain Falcon and constantly does the HYES SHOW ME YUR MOVEZ shit in real life
>Likes Luigi just because of the HURR UNDERDAWG shit
>Only plays humans in RPGs

>>377183869
Niggaboos are so fucking funny

>Used to be a manager at Kmart before they all collapsed
>The thuggest ass nigga you could imagine, wore his chains while he was working kind of shit, came up to me
>yo dawg u da annimay dawg
>Yeah, what's up?
>cool dawg, u got da peecee n'shiet
>Yeah, I download a lot of anime
>fuk yeah my nig here kin u git me some of dat cute girl shiet, cartcappas n shiet, don't tell nobody

Motherfucker loved moe anime like you wouldn't believe. He gave me a hard drive I am 90% sure he stole from the electronics department but I didn't really care. It was like that ZAP MUTHAFUCKA comic in real life, it was so surreal.

>tfw I wasn't even remotely surprised when he got arrested for breaking and entering when our store shut down

>>377180613
found the roodypoo

>>377180613
I unironically had this experience

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>go to friends
>play vidya

Bed time comes

>his mum comes in
>starts praying

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>friend comes to my house
>playing 007 goldeneye
>he's beating my ass
>get mad and go to use the bathroom
>sneak behind him and give him a 007 goldenshower

I wish I was making this up...

>>377179958
>go to white friend's house
>he starts fucking his sister while she sucks off the family dogs

>>377184381
beta as fuck

>in grade school
>friend brings some of his dad's dirty magazines to school
>everybody thinks he's a badass
>other friend decides to bring some of his brothers hentai to school
>nobody knows what the fuck even
>we all call him a freak
>none of us ever talk to him again
How times have changed.

>friend comes over for vidya and dude weed lmao
>brings his gamer girlfriend
>she is bad at video games
>they have an argument and then leave

What a fag

>>377184463
nigger

>>377184597
fucking faggot you should've been his friend.

>>377184381
Why the fuck did you jack off in his bathroom? Why not just say no?

>go to friend's house to play some vidya
>friend says he needs to make some newspapers first
>help him with it
>20 minutes later its done so time for vidya
>follow him
>tfw exploring new house
>walk past room
>friend just stops and his jaw drops
>i turn the corner and check it out
>see a naked woman sitting by fat fucking old due also naked whilst sitting at computer
>my brain turns to piss
>friend says i should just leave
>he gives me a dr. pepper

>>377184463
>that image
>thinking Gamergate caused a traffic increase during 2014 and not The Fappening
fix that image or i'll kill you
Gamergate was insignificant shit in comparison to what /b/ and The Fappening did to this site. Agreed on the Trump election though, /pol/ literally advertised the site as Trump central and welcomed newfags with open arms and still are now with that French shit

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>>377182265
This.

Different anon but you're right.
I went through a lot of shit my last couple semesters of college, nearly lost all motivation to continue and better myself, but it only took a therapy session or two to fix things. It was done through my university, so it was surprisingly cheap, all things considered.
If you ever get mad enough that you start blacking out, you should go to therapy

I haven't seen my friends in half a decade.

>only one friend with a gaymen PC
>shows me Civilization 4 one day and it is amazing
>start going over to his house to play it
>"hold on anon, before we can play I have to do some chores. Can you help me? We'll get it done faster that way"
>okay.jpg
>2 hours later
>okay time for vidya
>His father calls him up to his room to have a "serious talk"
>you can start without me anon, I'll be done in like 5 min
>wait 15 min
>still nothing
>start playing single player
>later hear his father screaming at him
>keep playing until he comes back 2 hours later
>repeat for 2 weeks

Such is life in a calvinist home i suppose

>>377184713
>go to friends
>play vidya
>dinner time comes
>they don't pray before eating
I was very confused.

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>go to white friends house for the first time
>playing melee and he's about to get 3 stocked
>his father's back early
>"Cam, lemme talk to you for a sec."
>angry whispering through the walls
>"what the fuck do you think..." "keep...at school" "...back to MY, my fucking house..."
>belt unbuckling
>5 smacks hard af, Cam makes no noise
>"finish and then it leaves"
>he comes back a minute later with eyes red as hell
>"one more game and then I have to do homework"
>"ok"
>he's playing significantly worse
>let him get the comeback
>mfw

Ran home faster than I ever have with tears in my eyes. Best of luck Cameron, hoping you aren't jaded as fuck by now.

>>377184234
Idk about the white community but the black community have always been closet weebs. My brother was a thug in Queens NY and he was the first to show me Fist of the North Star and Street Fighter vids. Then the WuTang Clan woudl namedrop Voltron all the time.

What really fucking did it though was Dragonball Z. Every fucking black boy watched it in the early 2000s. Now you have the most suave niggas who regularly watch shit like Attack on Titan and My Hero Academia.

Trust me, it isn't just blackweebs, its black men in general unless they're from the most destitute parts of America.

>go to very rich Filipino friend's house for sleepover and video games
> parents are super accommodating and friendly
> dinner time
> some sort of fish stew that smells and tastes rancid to me, a 14 year old born and raised in cow country
> his family are super interested in watching me eat it to the point where I think it may be a prank
> I don't want to be rude so I choke it down, stealth vomiting in my mouth a couple times
> never go back to his house again the entire time I knew him
> blog about the experience on /v/ 6 years later

>>377184813
As horrible as it sounds, he was a lost cause.

And despite me outgrowing my autistic tendencies in middle school, I'm still a relatively shy person who were prefer a no drama friendship and that is just too much for me. Plus, I hadn't seen the guy in over ten years.

Don't drop all that baggage on me in one hour and expect me to stay. We didn't even have the same vidya tastes so It'd be a friendship out of pity.

>>377184823
>Why the fuck did you jack off in his bathroom
Because he's the type of guy who doesn't really give a shit.

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>tfw no friends
i would like a gf tho

>>377184987

wew sounds like a good dad

>go to black friends house
>first thing i notice is a faint buzzing
>have to walk through kitchen to access living room
>all cupboards are open and empty
>get to living room
>carpet is stained and speaker wire run across

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>>377184381
if your intention was to make me mad then good job

>go to best friends house to play vidya
>his mom comes in to pick up clothes
>when she bends over i can see her huge tits and tiny nips
>instanterection.jpg
>Go home and masturbate for the first time

>>377184463
I remember asking the old posters on /b/ about racism in 2011 and they essentially said the same shit. At the site's inception, racism was literally just a joke that you weren't allowed to say in your normal life, but no one took themselves seriously until actual racists started flocking to the site in droves. Now there's no distinguishing hyperbole from actual belief here.

>>377185053
Still anon, that's weird behavior.

>>377184987
Sounds like that one episode of Static Shock.

>>377183107
queers need to be gassed

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>>377183547
>"too white for the blacks, too black for the whites."
I hate this so fucking much.

>Went to go visit family recently
>Some of them were glad I managed to graduate college and want me to actively encourage it for the younger kids
>Others started giving me shit because all I do is work and thought I was bullshitting when I told them I worked 2 jobs and went to school full time

>>377178253
Once my friend had to go upstairs for something he got in trouble with, and his mom kept hitting him and he was saying "OW. OW. MOM PLEASE" I had to stuff my face in a pillow to contain my laughs.

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>>377178253
>Invite friend over to play vidya
>my parents start fighting

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>Go to friends house for vidya
>Find out his older sister got teen pregnant
>Cant concentrate on vidya while admiring her preggo belly and swollen mammeries

Many fetishes were born that day

>>377185209
>playing N64 with friend
>his mom comes down and watches
>friend starts play wrestling with her
>i join
>i have per pinned sitting on her chest
>she isnt wearing bra so her tits are free
>her tits pretty much squeeze my penis and as she is struggling she pretty much tit fucks me

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>>377184987

>>377180613
nigger

>>377178253
OP you were at a nigger's house. Nigger's have no respect for the concept of a nuclear family. That's like asking for a cage of starved baboons not attacking each other for a scrap of food you chuck in to them.

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>go to friends house
>his grandma hanged herself in the tub
>well shit

>>377184381

>jacking off to a picture of your friend getting a BJ
>not even trying to hide that you're doing it, or only doing it because the chick is really hot
>doing it after your friend fucking gives you the picture with the intention that you'd jack off to it

you deserve it desu

>>377185294
it was not your fault

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>>377184234
>tfw I met a black weeb that watched stuff like cowboy bebop, flcl, big-o, shin chan and samurai champloo

>>377185328
I'll take things that never happened for 500, Alex

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>>377178253
>go to friends' house
>have no friends

>>377184987
sorry anon some people are just prejudiced as fuck

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>>377184713
>go to friends
>play vidya

Bed time comes

>his mum comes in
>starts playing

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>>377185427
>tfw watch Afro Samurai with a group of black weebs

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>>377183547
>"too white for the blacks, too black for the whites
This shit right here man, its a fucking trip.

>>377185373
Well that went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.

>friends visit for my birthday
>playing mario kart 64
>i get sleepy
>ask friends how they are feeling
>they say they are good for a few more hours
>i get up and unplug N64 and go hide it and tell friends to go to bed
>friends cant get up early and play without me

>>377185216
I still don't believe that 98% of it isn't satire

>>377184987
He's either gay or on hard drugs. I hope he's the former.

>>377183942

Nigras have top titty taste in fighting games however, they are the only normies who properly appreciate Neo Geo

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>jerking off to my friend getting a BJ
>staring at his dick and not even paying any attention to the girl

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>>377185328
>That lonely single mom that was desperate for attention
>That time we went to a friends house when we were like sixteen and his actually kind of hot, thicc but not fat mom was super drunk and came out in just a button up and panties
>Our fucking nervous, spaghetti-dropping faces when she's demanding we all touch her boobs, does the whole WHY AM I ALONE LOOK AT DEEZ TITTIES I'M FUCKIN' HOT FOR MY AGE routine
>We all slept in the basement and she came down like "WHO'S GONNA KEEP ME COMPANY" while our friend was like "god dammit mom PLEASE stop"
>Next morning she's acting like nothing happened and avoids us

Fucking hell I still jerk off to that like ten years later

>>377185216

I'm the guy whose post you're replying to and I've been here for a long time. Racism was a joke among the ironically nihilistic users of this site. Every race was shit.
But 4chan's audience has changed, what was once a group of nerds exploring the internet is now full of facebook using normies and phoneposters. The fact that 4chan is so easy to use and find works against us because we get a lot of dumber people coming through here now.

It happens to pretty much every institution that becomes popular. As the site loses exclusivity it naturally becomes worse and the level of discussion drops.

>>377185376
Like i said, the guy really isn't the type to care or judge. Fuck, he's sold sex tapes (well, i guess it would be sex .mp4 really) of him banging women to his other friends.

>>377185687
hhnnggg

>>377185304

who says "gown"?

Can we all agree that despite your views on black culture, that for the most part blacks are pretty chill when they like you?

I'm sure we're not going to agree

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>>377185304
> tfw used to stay for sleepovers at different friends houses all the time
>one friend with a super hot and thicc single mom
>she comes to say good night to him but apparently forgot I was staying
>shes wearing a see-through gown and I see EVERYTHING
We found out later that she has having somebody over, but oh lord I couldnt think straight for days. My hormones went haywire.

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>>377180259

>go to latino friend's house
>he has 4 sisters who are all incredibly thicc

>>377184743
>Tells you to go get the family ferrets from the barn
>Get them and come back
>Mother and father also have joined in by this point
>hey tells you to jam one up his ass
>happily do so as I see scars around his assshole from probably years of this
>aunt and uncle are upstairs fucking the grandparents in some bondage orgy
>hear what sounds like a perfectly timed unanimous orgasm from the entire house

>>377185687
well anon
did you keep her company?