Now THIS is the shit.

that's actually pretty cool if it is cheap, but as usual i'd imagine that that thing costs like 20 bucks.

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>>377164131
Smoking is bad, mmkay.

>>377164131
>Smoking
Fucking normie retards

>>377164131
Why not just put it in your mouth?

>smoking anything but hookah
Disgusting.

t. grew up around all smokers and tried smoking on a few separate occasions

>>377164131

Does this work with joints(marijuana)?

>>377164131
You can't even fit your dick in it.

You don't need it. Just use your index and pinky.

>>377164402
Because the smoke goes into your eyes.
>>377164389
You have be 18 or older to post here sweetie

I bet this thread is gonna get a ton of replies.

>>377164131
>smoking inside the house

People who do this should be skinned alive

>>377164416
>muh fruity cigarrette that takes up half the fucking table
Even vapefags aren't as obnoxious as you

>>377164432
Well for your dick, I'd assume that's what the top loop is for.

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>>377164539

>being a cuck in your own house

>>377164520
only 9th graders think smoking is cool honey

>>377164416
I remember being 19 and thinking this. Good times.
Hookah is just as bad if not worse from a tar accumulation stand-point

HAHAHA

I SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME UGLY, SMELL AND SLOWLY KILLS ME WITHOUT EVEN GETTING ME HIGH XDDD

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>>377164416
>hookah

Just as bad as vape faggots. I got something for you to stick in your mouth and its called cock.

>>377164427
Roll with a filter it should work fine.

>smoking inside
How's living in a trailer park going?

>>377164542
>muh fruity cigarette
It's nothing like cigs though. The smoke smells and tastes good to everyone involved. Not even career smokers think cig smoke smells good. It also doesn't make your hands smell like trash even through washing them.

>>377164131
But wouldn't you just get ash all over the rug?

>>377164661
The studies about hookah are all over the fucking place because you're only supposed to puff it like a cigar apparently. That's what they do in its place of origin. But a ton of people just inhale that shit including me so that's where the huge levels of nicotine and tar comes from

>>377164658

i think he was talking about your memery about normies reeee and all that normalfag shit you said, sugar puffs.

>>377164658
Aw sweetie, adults are discussing adult habbits honey. Why don't you play with your ds till we're done

>>377164661
Nowhere in that post did I say it was better for you healthwise. It's simply much less disgusting to be around or do.

>>377164807
my mistake angel

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>smoking
>vaping
>dudeweedlmao

>>377164764
>my friends and i like it so everyone must like it
Quentin died fighting this kind of thought.

>>377164131
but thats what ash trays are for
it just seems awkward and unnecessary to us a ring like that
looks as stupid as vaping

If you smoke weed and have tattoos, you are a massive faggot. Just letting you know, /v/.

>>377164520
>look at me guys, aren't I cool? I'm fucking up my lungs beyond repair!

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>smoking

>>377164520
>You have be 18 or older to post here sweetie
Try harder retard.

Where the fuck do I learn how to smoke a cigar or pipe?

I've been thinking of taking up smoking and I heard that cigars and pipes don't kill your lungs as quick as cigarettes do.

>>377164870

>horrible subs

you have no right for an opinion.

>>377164927
>I don't like the smell of fruits or fragrances
I hope you have anosmia because the world must suck if you don't.

Smoker here. This is fucking retarded, and if you smoke inside the house you need to uppercut yourself

Imagine lacking THIS much self-control

All those bashing those who smoke should let them embrace it, they'll kill themselves off soon enough and the world will be a better place for it.

>>377165056
>learn how to smoke a cigar
are you for real

>>377164360
are you telling me that havinga cigarette after a long day of work isnt amazing
im not talking about pack a day chain smokers those people are walking rags of skin
just one nice cigarette every now and then to take the edge off and relax
still bad for you dont get me wrong but so is drinking

Yo, where can i buy this? Im genuinely interested.

>>377164839
>Look at my adult decision to ruin my lungs
>So mature

>>377165164

>self control
i bet you have a body like a teenage boy with an above average level of estrogen.

>>377164520
>>377164658
>>377164807
>>377164839
>>377164869

Stop fucking talking as if you are on tumblr.

Smoked for almost 10 years. Stopped from one day to another about a year ago. Best decision of my life.

>>377165336

uh huh...

>>377165297
Just get a RingPop from a gas station, enjoy it, and attach a bent paper clip to the leftover ring.

>its a /v/ pretends to care about health episode

Those energy drinks and doritos are just fine though right?

>>377165412
lol
Sure
My Mom was a smoker for the best part of her life, I lnow firsthand that it's near impossible for a smoker to stop smoking just like that

>>377165326
Let me tell you dude
I've smoked, both cigarettes and weed at one point and never got to the point where I had to have something in my hand at all times, that's just sad

>>377165063
dude. People don't like the breathe in the damp air that has been inside your lungs, regardless of what it smells like. It would be disgusting If you were to exhale those vapors in any ones general direction.

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>>377164131
>smoking weed and cigs

hows it feel to still be 12 years old?

>>377165484
Just water and celery for me, thanks.

>>377165484
You can negate that with some heavy exercise, I'd love to see someone try to get rid of lung cancer

>>377164131
>play a Quantic Dream game
>burn the house down

>>377165580

i don't play vidya for an hour.

Daily reminder that /v/ hates weed because they're too socially retarded to find a dealer

>>377165664
My uncle beat lung cancer twice. What now?

>>377165562
>I lnow firsthand that it's near impossible for a smoker to stop smoking just like that

You said it yourself: "near impossible." For a very small percentage of people, they are able to quit and never smoke again. For most everybody else, it's extremely difficult.

>>377165056
If you're trying to replace smoking cigarettes for cigars in hopes they're less damaging, go for it
But if you're a non-smoker wanting to start, don't. Seriously, there's nothing at all going for it, just something that fucks you up

>>377165056
>cigars and pipes don't kill your lungs as quick as cigarettes do

That's because you don't usually smoke a pack (box?) of cigars / a tin of tobacco a day

>>377165292
There are so many better ways to take the edge off.

>>377165740
He'll get it a third time and die

>>377165664
Jogging isn't going to fix diabetes, anon.

>>377164131
So do you just cram your controller into your face every ten seconds? And wouldn't this get ash everywhere? And you'd still have to stop to replace the cigarette once it's done, because anybody who would use this must be a chain smoker.

>>377165739
I believe it. I don't know why though. Where I live drugs literally come to you.

>>377165562

Didn't say it was easy.

I don't get the hate for vapes, I used one to quit smoking by tapering off.

>>377165664
like you care, your just a brainwashed 2000's kid

>>377165619
>only children smoke

ironically the anti smoking campaign is what got me to try smoking years ago
camel Turkish is my go to at the moment
i dont understand how they think they are helping their cause

>>377165584
I've never heard of someone whining about it because it's "damp air that has been in your lungs." Do you also tell people not to rub their eyes or nose because it's "disgusting"?

>>377164131
>ashing all over the place

genius

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>>377164131
What are some good cigarettes to smoke for your first time? I feel like smoking a cigarette.

>>377165562
I quit cold turkey after 6 years and didn't have any cravings or urges to pick it back up again, it just made me more irritable for a week. I realize now I was smoking because I was bored and using it to pass the time.

>>377165917
Perfectly acceptable reason to vape. Some people take it too far though with the tricks and LEL VAPE NAYSH bullshit.

I try not to judge anyone vaping unless they have a fedora on and a fidget spinner in their pocket.

>>377165784
There's no huge risk of shit happening like there's with suddenly dropping alcohol, right?

>>377164537
of course it will, and most of it is vitriol from normies who either never smoked, cant find any or are so closeminded they think every stoner is a banal idiot

oh right we're talking about cigarettes. I smoke both but cigarettes are retarded, I've done a lot of drugs but only cigs I wish I never picked up..useless shit, smelly addiction. Only high is the one in the morning, maybe two more after that - any thign else is just for the sake of it.

>>377165056
Pipe smokers live two years longer than non-smokers on average. With cigars the paper is not good for you so pipes are marginally healthier. Pipes smell good to smokers and non-smokers alike and are more convenient. Also you shouldnt inhale with pipes or cigarettes, just puff it with your mouth. I dont know about cigars, but pipe smokers who smoke a bowl or so a day have such a small increase in most types of cancer that its not something you should worry about at all. If you smoke a bowl a day (which could last for a long time really, you could keep smoking a bowl for 45 minutes) then you are 3x more likely to get mouth cancer, the other types of cancer you might get from it are negligable. Its a nice hobby and i hope you pick it up. Very relaxing.

I would say to kill yourself to smokers, but you're already doing it. The only problem is you're taken people around you down with you.

Having been around smokers my entire life I seriously can't understand why anyone likes that bullshit
The smell by itself is fucking horrid, I'd dread to imagine the taste

>>377165739
I hate weed because I stopped having fun with it. I just get couchlocked and can't talk that well and it's always an uncomfortable time.

>>377165484
I don't drink soda or eat any snack food.

>>377166003

Lucky Strikes

>>377166003
marlboro lights. also you're gay

>>377165917
Go to your town's biggest vape store and ask if there are any "activity" nights or other types of get-togethers. You will understand the hatred for vapists if you attend.

>>377165917
A bunch of people who never smoked started using them and are completely socially oblivious to the concept that you should only use them in places where it's socially acceptable to smoke. I've had a friend of a friend try spewing that foul shit in my car while giving him a ride because "lol dude it's not tobacco". No but I still think it smells shitty and it's my fucking car.

Also "vape culture" is apparently a thing and it's incredibly stupid.

>>377165826

like an angle grinder

>>377166076
Mouth cancer is pretty fucking horrific.

>>377165484
Doritos and soft drinks don't give everyone around you second hand lung cancer

>>377165826
yup drinking, a nap, going for a drive, watching tv
i do them all sometimes together but cigarettes are one of my favorites

>>377165484
I have a medical card and weed helps me with my chronic cluster headaches and the anxiety it brings way more than the countless bullshit I was prescribed.

>it's a smokers get defensive over basic bait episode

>>377166003
Be a man and smoke marlboro reds.

>>377166175
>>377166157
Thanks anons

>>377166196
Yeah thats a pretty important downside to take note of.

>>377165971
If I were to breathe into your mouth you would find it disgusting right?
If I have to breathe in the vapor coming from your e-cigarette, then it's going to feel like I am breathing in a cloud of your breath. I am willing to say that most people will think the same thing. if you were at a restaurant, then it would be extremely rude to vape near people eating, wouldn't you think so?

My dad's father smoked all the time around him
My dad died of lung cancer 5 years ago.
If you smoke you need to be shot

>>377166205
>a nap
No.
>going for a drive
How do people enjoy this? Driving is terrible and wish I never had to do it again.

Smoking is just a natural way of letting us know you deserve death
No one that smokes can bring any good to anyone
Too bad it takes such long fucking time for cigarettes to do any real damage

>>377164131

You don't hold it in your mouth?

Faggot.

>>377166392
>Tfw my Dad stopped smoking 6 months ago

I hope it hasn't affected him much

>>377166392
My father has asthma because both of his parents smoked. He was not born with it.

Smokers are the worst.

>>377166392
anecdotes. some people can smoke daily and live to 80 and people who never smoke can get cancer at 9

not defending cigarettes though, I technically do because they kill people and are a costly habit(enough though both me and my parents smoke, and my mom had her tubes cut out cuz she had cancer) I still like knowing people are electively dying

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>smoking anything but cock

>>377166003
Either Turquoise Spirits,Lucky Strickes, or Marlboro Red 100s

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>>377166392
My dad smoked since he was 18.

He is 68 now and still doesn't have cancer or any of that shit. Some people are just immune to it.

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>>377166076
>justifying a hobby that will fuck you in the ass by turning off your cell death mechanism so they can grow into tumors and slowly kill you

Even 1% chance is too much.

>>377166429
I love driving and track days are by far my biggest expense.

>>377166387
But we're not talking about any of those scenarios. We're talking about hookah smoke, presumably in a room with your friends. Your main point of contention is that you don't want to breathe air that has been in someone else's lungs. If that's the case then I hope you have a rebreather and oxygen tank on/with you 24/7 cuz you're breathing contaminated air literally all the time.

>>377165484
I feel lame for saying this, but I switched out my sodas and chips to juice and carrots. Still not what I'd call a healthy diet, but it's at least some semblance of a nutrition.

>>377166429
i dont mean go driving through traffic i mean go out to roads no one takes and just cruise around with the windows down with music or something
preferably the country side or the woods or something
maybe pull over some where and just relax with the piece and quite
maybe have a nice slow drag off a cigarette

My Mom almost drove us to complete bankruptcy because of her smoking obsession, my father divorced her and took me with him.
I hear she sucks dick for cash now.
I really don't care, she ruined our family, I hope she dies of cancer, I think that'd be the only fitting way for her to die.
Fuck smokers so much.

Don't fucking put smoke in your lungs and you might live longer.

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Yeah watch out for that nasty cigarette smoke. It's not like there's some other giant cancer causing disaster that can't be cleaned up.

>>377166502
No, you dad's parents are the worst.

I used to smoke, but I don't do it around people because I'm not a dick. If it wasn't may car, I would ask if it was ok. I would immediately leave the area of kids were coming by, and I'd never do it around people who didn't smoke.

You people have a problem with other people. Not their habits.

>>377166814
>wanting to live longer on this planet

>>377166387
There's no such thing as fresh air. You're always breathing in things you'd rather not think about. Every time you go to a restroom you're inhaling particles of poop. Fruity breath isn't that bad.

>>377166076
>smoking
>hobby
lmao

Smoking doesn't guarantee you will develop cancer but it WILL fuck up your lung capacity, discolor your fingers, discolor your teeth and increase your chances of developing cancer among other major health problems.

However, some people have god-tier genetics. It doesn't hurt to exercise and eat healthy too, it will help fight off any of the bad side effects of smoking. The people who develop the worst problems are typically people who don't exercise, don't eat healthy AND chain smoke among other shit.

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I smoke 1 cig and chug 1 vodka or rum like once or twice every 2 months, is my health alright /v/?

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How do you feel knowing that smokers are all but gone now but Vaping and Weedsmokers are replacing them?

>>377164520
>>377164658
>>377164807
>>377164839
>>377164869
This shit is hilarious, sweetie posting should be the next thing

>>377166790
well yeah chain smokers are terrible
if you cant manage your addictions you ruin yourself
like alcoholism or gambling problems

>>377166790
My dad in 2017 still uses AOL to cyber with old ladies and possibly dudes. Not looking forward to the day that explodes into a divorce but that will probably the day I become a full blown alcoholic.

>>377166941
Once vaping dies off we can enjoy weed without any of the other bullshit, that's how I feel. One step at a time, brother.

>>377164131
I'd unironically buy this if I was retarded enough to smoke indoors

>>377166861
Please stop. It already gives me nightmares.
We're not all gonna make it, are we?

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>2012
>smoking

>>377165292
This is how every chain smoker starts.
Alcohol is bad, but at least it doesn't have nicotine.

>>377166861
Actually there are other giant cancer causing disasters outside of one's control but it is important to understand that choosing to smoke or not to smoke is within one's own control (depending on how faggy one feels).

>>377166941
I really hope in 20 or 30 years we see a huge epidemic caused by all the vape flavors so I can laugh

>>377166617
How much does he smoke per day, tough? The amount has weight here.

>The lifetime cost of cigarettes varies greatly between states, not only due to the differing costs of cigarettes, but also due to the different life expectancies. Studies indicate that the lifetime cost of cigarettes for the average smoker varies between $1,097,690 in South Carolina to $1,982,856 in New York, to $2,032,916 in Alaska.
Imagine all the stuff you could buy.

>>377166897
Anything can be a hobby anon. Imagine having one for moment.

why would someone ever start smoking

it's not even cool desu

>>377166713
>be me
>driving around the woods comfortably in my convertible, roof down, enjoying the gentle summer breeze
>inadvertently knock a low branch or something and one of those turd-looking cocoons some kind of wasp makes falls in
>Cocoon opens up and car is now full of brown recluses that might wake up soon
Fuck

>>377165035
I can't believe such a dumb episode of such a dumb anime actually got backlash from smokers in both 4ch and 2ch.

>>377165739
no i hate weed because it destroyed my family

>>377167140
feels good.

Wie kann man nur so dumm sein und rauchen?

>>377166790

How fucking poor are you that smoking can bankrupt you? Even a fucking Mcjob would pay enough to smoke 5-7 packs a day and still pay rent and eat something.

>>377166861
Hahaha, being a brazilian monkey finally pays off!

>>377167063
ive had this rhythm going for 5 years
i think ill be fine its all about moderation
thats something no one seems to have anymore

>smoking
>literally inhaling burnt leaves and paper ashes

I like having lungs

>>377167108
>everytime you want to pick up a pack, don't
>pocket the money until you die
>give it to your kids

>>377167037
I'm hoping they merge together, weed fucking stinks worse than cigarettes.

>>377167194
>>377167194
>Even a fucking Mcjob would pay enough to smoke 5-7 packs a day and still pay rent and eat something.

What fucking mcjob are you working at buddy?

>>377166861
That image isn't depicting what you think it is.

>>377167194
>implying it doesn't cost up to $5,000+ per year to smoke for the average smoker
Sure buddy. Chain smoking can bankrupt you.

Wonder how well it works with Js

Just being alive literally gives you cancer
There's not one thing on this earth that will not give you cancer
Who cares if some just wanna speed up the process? That's some natural selection if I've ever seen some
Either way we'll all get cancer at some point, so enjoy your health while you still have it, it won't last

>>377167189

Halt dein dummes Maul, Bernd. Wirklich niemand hat nach deiner Meinung gefragt.

>>377166642
>We're talking about hookah smoke, presumably in a room with your friends.
no. we are talking about peoples general attitude towards vaping. If this wasn't clear enough, then I apologize.
and my previous point was that the damp air from your vape is going to quite a bit more noticeable.
People don't think about that they breath in the air that other people breath out, but when there is an odor or an increase in moisture in it they will, and that is what makes in more disgusting. it's like when you breath in the air from another person with bad breath, all though admittedly the smell from that person might also be worse.

>>377167049
No. The disaster was a far bigger problem than most people really understand, but it's been swept under the rug because there is simply nothing that can be done about it. In about 15-20 years, if not sooner, we're going to see some global impact and it could de-structure the world as we know it.

But like I said.. literally nothing that can be done. So don't worry about it. It's like a plane crash. All you can do is keep your head down and your muscles loose and hope a shard of metal doesn't crush your skull.

>>377167286
I personally enjoy the smell, but it depends on the quality and what you get. Average weed around here is OK, but it smells like flowers and grass, not exactly the DANK ASS shit you'd expect.

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Let's get down to the real shit.
Does anyone else believe this shit is a big conspiracy to make not smoking seem so uncool that you want to smoke? Because I fucking do.

>>377167187
and makes you look super cool

>>377167153
moment like that would sure call for a cigarette to calm you down
then use your lighter to light your car on fire by tossing it in the gas tank

>>377166861
What exactly an I seeing in that pic?

>>377167194
She would spend around 6-8k dollars every month on smoking
Every. Fucking. Month.
I had to get a job when I was 12 just so we wouldn't fucking starve.
Fuck you.

>>377167049
>>377167416
>>377166861
what is this

>>377167187
if you're a degenerate destined to burn in hell for eternity, sure

>>377167456
nah, smoking AND trying to look cool is VERY uncool.

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I would just like to say that most people I have known who actively smoke weed are some of the most obnoxious people I have ever met, including my roommate

>tfw I can smell that shit in my room no matter where he smokes it

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>>377166392
>wanting to grow old
haahahahah

>>377167456
All of those anti-smoking ads are literally funded by big tobacco companies

>>377167414
>we are talking about peoples general attitude towards vaping.
I'm not and have never been talking about vaping, so I stopped reading here.

>>377167487
>>377167514
Fukushima radiation

>>377167187
>feels good

When I started smoking I would fucking projectile vomit everywhere and my body would go numb, often times I couldn't even walk and would have to lie down. No fucking clue why I stuck with it because it felt like I was dying until my body got used to it, glad I quit desu.

>>377167514
He's pretending it's radiation from Fukushima even though it isn't.

>>377167514
that's the fukushima radiation blot.

>>377167514
A moron from /x/ talking about things he doesn't understand.

>smoke something with nicotine (either a cig, e-cig, or a black and mild lel)
>does nothing for me
>also feel really fucking weird/strange (cannot describe the feeling well)
My very brief forays into cigarette-ism did not last long. Has anybody else felt that weird sensation from nicotine though? Although I can smoke weed no problem so that's better in the long run

how will this fit my vape pen?

>>377167356
cancer sucks most than more diseases, my dad went from a super healthy worker to bed ridden skeleton in like 3 months and then died, at least a heart attack will kill you almost instantly but cancer is slow and painful way to die, I hope I die on an accident or something before getting cancer

>>377167615
You're smoking the wrong kind buddy.

>>377167668
>Has anybody else felt that weird sensation from nicotine though?
that's literally the point of smoking anon

>>377167687
When I first started I smoked used cigs found in ash trays, not my proudest moment.

>>377167502
Let her die then. If someone can't control themselves then lock the door and don't let her in until detoxing is over.

>>377167615
what the fuck were you smoking
were you eating the buds or something?
what kind of frail body do you have

>>377166060
Being constantly annoyed for two days is all

>>377166530
My grandmother on my mother's side is 95 and going strong and she smokes tobacco she grows on her farm.

My grandfather on my father's side died 18 years ago in his late 50s after losing his mind to cancer caused by cigs. He would wash his hands until they bled and constantly shit the bed.

>>377167615
>>377167687
>>377167779
Disregard this I smoke cocks

>>377166861
>>377167605
>>377167649
You really think they measure radiation levels in centimetres?

>>377167879
maybe it's just a really small amount of radiation

>>377167757
Really? Huh. It made me almost unsettled but I suppose that isn't the intended function for the majority of smokers.

>>377165292
why so defensive anon?
did something that anon said made you felt unconfortable?
is this topic hard to handle with people?
ask yourself, why you write that post.
what was going through your head when you wrote that, tell me, i will listen to you :)

>>377167879
Are you fucking stupid?

>>377167153
>convertible

Okay fag, you might as well Start smoking cigarettes.

>>377167853
>He would wash his hands until they bled and constantly shit the bed.


jesus christ

>>377167879
The picture is wrong, but I do believe the effect is much bigger than we were told.

>>377167764
>tfw I do this when I run out of cigs and don't have cash
>take my bike and go around to different gas stations collecting cigarette butts
>get home and partition them out until my next pay check

>Smoking anything
Literally subhuman

>>377167914
I'm assuming you were just riding the nicotine buzz but your brain didn't know how to handle it. It happens famalam.
most people still smoke because it's a mental thing. Not because it does anything for them anymore. They just associate being calm with them and that's what it does for them

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>>377166195
Kek

>>377167295

Going by Germany standards here:

Working as a cashier or some shit tier job will get you around 1,2-1,4k a month.

Pack of cheap cigarettes is 5€. Let's say 5 packs a day = 25€ x 30 days = 750€ a month.

So, that leaves you with roughly 500-700 bucks, which is enough to live a shitty life of off and not go bankrupt.

AND that's with 5 fucking packs a day.

1 pack = 20 cigarettes = 100 cigarettes a day, that's 1 cigarette every 14 minutes, day and night.

So fuck off, you can go bankrupt of smoking.

>>377166861
This isn't a track on radioactive material. If you bothered to look up the original image, this is seasonal current based on waterflow. We have this discussion every thread.
Besides:
>Cesium measured in cm.

>>377168017
>not smoking your mother's cock
faggot

>>377167879
No, it's measured in cancermarks. Duh?

Radiation is just a meme, why isn't the ocean making huge sharks and other sea monsters? It's cleaned up that's why

>>377167934
>>377167913
Are you? IIRC that image is just showing the wave height from the earthquake. It has absolutely nothing to do with radiation.

>>377167934
And you????

>>377168026
Right. Addiction and oral fixation too.

>>377168093
>Being gay
You're supposed to fuck her in the ass nigger

>smoking inside
>smoking cigarettes at all

>>377168052
>500-700 bucks

>you can get an apartment and food with that money for a month

damn germany you got it good

>>377167764
Reminds me of when I was in basic training. When we were on breaks during KP there would always be guys going out back scrounging up the cooks' used cigarettes by the dumpster.

>>377165061
the show has no other subs because Nyaa died at around the time it aired

>>377167931
actually i just wanted mackey to respond to me
also people should smoke and drink more

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>BRB need a smoke break

>putting anything in your lungs other than oxygen
They weren't meant for that shit. That's like pouring syrup in your ears or squirting hotsauce up your ass.

>>377168101
Sharks are getting cancer

>>377165484
Joke's on you, faggot, I drink nothing but diet soda and "zero calorie" energy drinks. Thanks to not being fat as a result, I'm going to live long enough to die of colon cancer.

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>>377168101
>why isn't the ocean making huge sharks

Everyone should smoke weed, it's so damn good and getting high is nice

>>377168160
Yea, no. Shit comes from there you literal nigger.

>>377168192
He's an idiot, rent in Germany is 800 or more. Smoking cigarettes won't bankrupt you but you'll save good money not smoking.

>>377168263
lol
That's pretty cool

>>377165292
>J-JUST ONE NICE CIGARRETTE GUISE! HEHEHEHEeeee HaaAhHAHAHAAA, ONE CIGgG gUiSE!!!11
You sound like a fucking junkie. Kill yourself.

>>377168150
bingo

>>377167167
considering not smoking in japan is considered a criminal offense punishable by death it makes sense

>>377168320
that's kind of hot

It's crazy how the cigarette meme is still going so strong.

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>>377168328
It's sad.
Look at this poor nigga. They don't have chemo underwater.

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>been 3 weeks since quitting cold turkey

Shits easy.

i want to fucking scream

>>377168261
>squirting hotsauce up your ass

You don't do this?

>>377168320
>Not making your dad clean her ass with his tongue
Beta cucklord homosexual

>>377168440
That's what they get for not evolving
Fucking retards

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I know people hate cigarettes but they were a godsend at my time in the military. Especially during firefights.

>>377168440
Chemo is a fucking scam anyways

It's designed to make you more succeptible to the cancer

>>377168464
Just keep going anon, after you quit smoking, quit masturbating.

>>377168464
It gets easier from there anon. Just stick it out and when you get an urge to light one up, just do something else instead. I realized I was smoking to pass the time, and that I could literally replace smoking with anything and still be happy.

>>377168494
What should they evolve into? Land sharks? Nobody wants fucking land sharks.
Street Sharks maybe, but not land sharks

>>377168464
reward yourself once every month. That's how I got through it just fine. Now I do it once every new years

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How about cigars?

Every now and then I'll join my dad or my brother for one. With a nice glass of whiskey it's pretty cozy

>>377168549
>quit masturbating

But why

It's literally natural and harmless

I mean, not the daily/multiple times a day thing, but a few times a week is totally natural.

>>377168618
Then you're already good then.

>>377168546
I thought chemo was designed to make you more susceptible to other illnesses?

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>>377168583
Speak for yourself
I want an entire country full of these fuckers

>>377168192

You can find cheap flats for 200-300€ if you don't mind living in a shithole and the rest is enough to live of tabwater and shit food.

Note, I'm not arguing that you are going to live a great life, just that you aren't going to bankrupt yourself.

>>377168321

>He's an idiot, rent in Germany is 800 or more.

Here are 167 flats in Berlin with rent of less than 400€.

https://www.immobilienscout24.de/Suche/S-4/Wohnung-Miete/Berlin/Berlin/-/1,00-1,50/-/EURO--400,00?enteredFrom=result_list

>>377168480
>not just going in the freshly greasy mommy anus and getting the mommy shit in your urethra
Wanna know how I know you're gay?

>>377166649
>I feel lame for saying this
Why, faggot? Juice and carrots are delicious.
Try some raw broccoli and ranch, my man.
inb4
>ranch

>>377168618
Because it fucks up your libido for when if you actually start having sex

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>>377168618
>>>quit masturbating
>
>But why
>
>It's literally natural and harmless
>
>I mean, not the daily/multiple times a day thing, but a few times a week is totally natural.


kek. once every 7 days is good. overdoing it is really bad and affects your test and reward part of your brain

>>377168659
I'm not him, I was just asking

>>377168693
Humanity cannot survive in a future where sharks walk on land. We've been out of the food chain for too long.
If we become prey, it's over man. It's game over.

>>377168724
>ranch

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>>377168618
Is it harmful to one's health to masturbate daily?

>>377167416
You are being lied to and spreading lies

>>377168748
Yeah if you're jerking off like five times a day every day. A few times a week isn't going to do anything. Nofap is the biggest broscience ever.

>>377164131
At first I thought that ring was one of those third party products that you strap on the controller to press buttons faster without taking your hand off other buttons, like for that ring pressing the r1 and still keep your finger on r2.
Didn't even noticed the cigarette until I looked at it again.

>>377165280
this is common for people who has never smoked anything before, they usually think you just take a puff and exhale and just completely forget to inhale so they get nothing and complain why they don't feel anything.

>>377168679
Both

>>377168778
All we need is a couple of ice cubes and they'll die instantly

>>377168787
It's harmful to masturbate to one's health daily

>>377168715
>wanting an infected dick
Fuck off bugchaser

>>377168787
You can lose sensitivity, which would eventually lead to erectile dysfunction.

But yeah, try to keep it to once a day at most. And don't use a death grip because that shit'll tear the skin and kill sensitivity.

>>377168838
yeah but he asked about a cigar. And you're supposed to do exactly what you described.

It's just a little funny to me. Like if you know how to use a straw you can smoke a cigar

>>377168748
How so?
Like the other reply said, yeah, multiple times a day, but if it's a few times a week? How is that fuckig up your libido? You're having sex a few times a week, hopefully, so how is it any different?

>>377168760
>affects your test and reward part of your brain
Haha, yeah. Nah. Present evidence of fuck off.

>>377168897
Well, my daddy taught me not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth

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>>377168895
>bugchaser

Not even him but my friend knows a guy who is one.

What the fuck.

Fucking fedoras

>>377168787
yeah, apparently studies show that the ejaculation itself chips away like 4 to 6 months off your life.

>>377168897
>used to pop adderall and go on 10 hours fap sessions
>now I can;t feel my dick
>literally carved the foreskin on the front of my penis off with my thumb nail because I masturbate with only 2 fingers because small penis

>>377168897
I heard if you use someone else's mouth instead of your own hand there's less chance of tearing the skin

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>>377168618
I been masturbating 3 times a day for a long time now, every time I wake up the urge is too heavy and I literally can't sleep at night if I don't jerk off before bed and then I instantly fall sleep the other one kicks off when I am playing any videogame I get super hard for absolutely no reason I mean I could be playing tetris and suddenly get a huge urge to jack off

>>377168964
It's a good adrenaline rush, living on the edge and all that you know?

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>>377168546
>>377168679
>Chemo is a scam
interesting.. tell me more..

>>377168781
ranch is totally keto bro don't sweat it

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>>377164131
vape master-race

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>>377168979
Fuck

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>>377168748
I beat my meat every single day to outlandish shit online because the vanilla stuff doesn't really get me off anymore but I can still get it up when it comes to fucking a woman

nofap is a meme

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>>377168778

I'd probably take up smoking if it didn't cost like $25+ for a small packet in Australia.

>>377168943
>so how is it any different?
because eventually it fucks with your brain and you associate ejaculation with just porn instead of actual sex.

>>377168952
your daddy gave you good advice

>>377168979
I would've been dead years ago if his was true

>>377164131
I smoke but I don't like this. I don't like my house smelling like cigarettes, I prefer going pausing the gaming and goung to my patio to smoke.

>>377168320
and urine and blood comes out of the vaginals

>>377169078
>tfw been here nearly 10 years and still incredibly vanilla
Even anal is a huge turn-off, no sirree.

>>377169118
>you associate ejaculation with just porn instead of actual sex
This is the actual problem. There's nothing wrong with masturbation, but there's everything wrong with porn.

>>377167108
We have a big alcohol/tobacco tax up here. A lot of stuff tends to cost a bit more if it's manufactured elsewhere too. Luckily there's locals making bread and milk and shit so not everything costs a fortune

>>377169039
>radiation causes cancer
>exposing your entire body to uncontrolled radiation, more often than not, turns out to cause skin cancer/bone marrow cancer/other cancers you didn't have before

>>377169140
You're already dead and you just haven't realized it yet

I hate the smell of cigarettes. It's absolutely worse than anything I've ever smelled. Rotten raw sewage and dead animals combined.

But unfortunately I have a smoking fetish. Especially those cigarette holders. God I hate having this fetish

>>377168979
damn, i must've been destined to be at least 10000 years old

I love how we went from cancer to now the ill effects of masturbation
Cool beans

>>377167078
This. you're five times more likely to develop cancer if you live near a steel plant, too.

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>>377168221

>>377169031
Try reading a book before bed instead

>>377169235
That's radiation therapy. Chemotherapy is chemicals and kills your immune system

>>377169227
Well, yeah I suppose that's right. But I doubt anyone who jerks off that much doesn't also watch porn. I know correlation isn't causation but c'mon son

>>377164131
>smoking in the dwelling where you eat, sleep and generally live
If you do this, re-evaluate your life.

>>377169110
>23$ for a 25 pack
>26$ for a 30 pack
>35$ for a 40 pack
I don't understand their logic

>>377169212
You're a lucky guy, anon
I started browsing 10 years ago too and I pretty much burned myself out on all of the hentai and consensual missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreating a little kid can get their hands on

after the first year

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>>377166861
>radiation is measured in centimeters

>>377169245
>tfw you're an Internet ghost with nothing to do but shitpost and masturbate

>>377169349
>>377169110
what in the fuck

>>377169331
People have always jerked off tons. All this shit about jerking off leading to ED only became a thing with the rise of online porn.

>>377169190
same. I'd like to avoid losing my security deposit due to smoke stains thanks

>>377168838
>inhaling cigars
If you need to do that you're smoking shitty cigars.

>>377168979
That's all lies. We'd all be dead at this point if that was true.
>>377168993
>rough family time
>masturbate furiously several times a day and rip open the skin
>wound bleeds for over a year because I've become addicted to orgasm and I was too retarded to just stop for two weeks

>>377169349
Flat government tax regardless of packet size so manufacturing costs don't factor in that much, I guess.

>>377169227
Yeah a lot of this shit is insisting nonsense from feminists who have an axe to grind against porn because it makes them feel inferior (because they are.)

>>377165292
I've been smoking cigarettes for over a year now and i don't really feel anything. At most, i feel a dizzy. It's not relaxing at all, in fact it's quite the opposite, as you start coughing and getting dizzy.

>>377164131
>smoking near your electronics
Either a meme or slav.

>>377169441
you've convinced me

>>377169405
I read that as procreating a little kid you can get your hands on

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>>377165292
May as well just end it quick

>>377169462
Glad I'm not alone in this fucked up situation, family included.

>>377167946
>>377167153
>convertible
clearly he vapes.

>>377169118
Tough luck, roastie.

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In my country the biggest packs of cigs have around 20-30
And they cost less than 4 dollars
And yet people complain they're too expensive
Like, what

>>377169314
Oh, damn. Good call.

Still a scam

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damn bro can you spare a cig and pass the videogame remote?? :(

>>377169267
dont say cool beans, its corny

>>377169630
People complain about everything, man.

>>377164416
>smoking hookah

dumb tween detected

>>377169250
it's why humans don't last long, Humanity is actually supposed to live around 150+ or so, but nothing ever goes according to plan in life and with modern times making pornography more accessible and easy to find, humans are decreasing their average life span more and more

>>377168261
>other than oxygen
Air is 75% nitrogen.

Smoking is literally for faggots. I hope you die a terrible death

>>377169629
did you reply to the wrong post or are you just confused about the word "roastie"

>>377169646
>is clean
Sure if you can even actually play video games

>>377169646
Alien hand ass motherfucka HAHAAA

>>377165242
Not until we pay for them to die slowly while consuming massive amounts of state provided health care

>>377164131
>smoking
>being an addict

shameful

>>377169646
ET?

>>377165292
Cigarettes aren't "nice" unless you're addicted to them.

>>377169758
No

>>377168925
this, with cigars and pipes you're supposed to 'taste' and 'smell' the smoke not inhale it

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>>377169703
>humans are decreasing their average life span more and more
citation needed faggot

>>377168261
Imagine being this American.

>>377164427
i don't think so, i wouldn't trust it, you know?? it's not safe to mix natural herb with processed material. you might get cancer

>Making the server smell like cigarettes.
Fuck off.
I'm trying to play the game, not smell your shitty tar dildos.

>>377169630
In mexico a pack of 24 cigarettes costs 41 pesos, which is less than 3 dollarss, and some really shitty brands cost, with boxes of 20 cigs, cost 15 pesos... which is 3 pesos less than the type of change of a dollar. People also complain they are expensive.

>>377169884
Google Achronophisia
it's all there

>>377169892
Try breathing in some nitrogen and see how it goes, retard.

>>377164654

What's funny is that that isn't even the same tank. Those fucking things get outdated so quick and you lose the ability to get new coils so you're forced into buying a new one every year or two. On top of that, he's going to have to upgrade his mod at some point to keep up with the increasing wattages required by newer coils so he'll have the vape equivalent of a Ship of Theseus on his arm.

>>377169992
had a sensitive kek, anon.

>>377170072
Try breathing in my methane, ya dork

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>>377170059
>Achronophisia
try again

>>377170072
*Breathes in*
It's going pretty good.

>>377170145
Lets just cut out the middleman and breathe in some helium.
I have a tank at my place.

>>377165035
I want to ____ Roboko

>>377170101
Why would you constantly have to upgrade it? Do they really need to be fixed that often?

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>>377170072
>>377170145
>>377170162
>>377170287
You are all babies.
Come join me.

>>377164416
I'm not a big fan of smoking but I've fond memories of sitting around a hookah on some guy's back patio in the middle of the night with some friends. Good shit.

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>>377170145
i had a giggle

>>377170287
The painless robot way out

>>377169878
oh ok

>>377166617
My father recently got lung cancer. He's 69. So don't relax about it.

He's fine now.

>>377170287
They started adding oxygen to them didn't they?

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>>377170157
you actually looked it up?
I'm making shit up on the internet, anon
you got me, but thanks for the chuckle

>>377170551
So I heard. I think it was because too many people were trying to off themselves using the tank method.

>>377170487
well, used to be. Nowadays they put just enough oxygen in them so you can't die. Damn shame.