>co-workers start talking about video games

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>>377161171
>Wagecucks

>>377161241
God I can't wait until your neetbux get cut

>>377161241

>neet

WEW lad. How much time do you have left on gov money?

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>>377161171
>Man Chrono Trigger on the NES was the best
>With Xbox Live you are paying for quality
>No man all PS3 games work on PS4 try a different disc
>Rise of the Tomb Raider was impossible!! The puzzles were so hard!

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>>377161171
>when a coworker tells me why the lastest steaming pile of AAA shit that Ubisoft crapped out is amazing

Looking at you, Wildlands. I'm glad you were free, cause you're not worth shit to me.

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>>377161437
>>377161620
>he wasn't born in to a rich family

>>377161241
You should be murdered

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>>377161171
>>377161171
>OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS NEW ZOMBIES DLC SHIT IS CRAY

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>>377161171

>just got back from gardians of the galaxy vol 2 and going to play some skyrim to some old school retro 70s music for sure wooo voted best rpg my game informer so dope

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>>377161437
>>377161620
>>377162045
>He doesn't make money using his vidya expertise and talents
>He's scared to escape from the clutches of mediocrity and do something outside of being a slave for money

>>377162202

>man so fucking awrs9ke how they have that Pacman reference

>>377162321

>makes money playing Vidya
>doesn't consider himself being a slave to money

>>377161956
only benefit to being a rich NEET is that you'll snap the rope when the commoners come to get you

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>>377161241
>>377161956
>>377162321
Why are moe posters some of the worst people on this site?

>>377162906
because its the only women they will have in their lifetime

>>377161241
>>377161956
>>377162321
What ever is the fucking correlation between the fact that EVERY neetposter is also a moeposter?!

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>>377161668
>people shilling for companies for free
This is my trigger please use with caution

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>Co-Worker starts talking about 4chan

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>What kind of games are you into, anon?

What do you say, /v/?

I usually reply honestly because anyone seriously judging me on my taste in vidya is kind of a shit person to begin with

>>377163132
Because they have to supplement their non-existent social lives with moe anime.

>>377161668
The xbox live one was unironically said by all my friends. Didn't buy a single xbox product in my life. I can't pay two times to play games.

>>377162974
wow i hope you didnt hurt yourself thinking up that one

i had casual conversation with my boss once

>so, do you go on reddit?
no not really
>oh, how about 4chan?

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>>377162974
Sounds about right.

>>377163356
wew look at that salt

>>377163460
Well?
What was the answer?

>>377163460
>nah, I'm not a hacker

>>377161241
>Faggots

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>>377163297

Racing games

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>>377163297
Some kids asked me that the other day and I had no idea how to respond. They went on a wild tirade about how Overwatch is great and that they play, and I quote, "rated M shooters with real guns".

I mentioned Bloodborne and Splatoon and all I got was "what's that?".

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>Professor talks about playing WoW

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>>377161956
This, holy shit. I live off my trust fund and have been taking 2 classes a semester and slowly finishing off my chemengi degree just to have a fallback on.

I don't have to pay for shit, feels good to lmao @ wage cucks

>>377163695
people still play that? I thought all the servers would've died from inactivity by now

>>377163529
i said yes since it clicked into my head instantly how popular the site is, i asked him if he did, apparently he goes to /o/ and /lit/

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>>377163543
>Mfw I'm haxing you right now

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>>377161171
>have a sister who was out of loop about video games because of studies since early 2000
>fast forward present
>she get a gamer bf
>she start watching EVO tournaments
>"that's cool i guess"
>play one of those repetitive mobile games
>"uuuh"
>started talking about modern's video game topic like mass effect andromeda or previously Ubisoft's argument about Ass creed not having female assassin for animation reasons
>actually defended mass effect andromeda by comparing it to Uncharted in term of animation/facial mocap and was triggered by Ubisoft for the animation problem
>she never played any of those games

i don't know what's going on but i don't like where this is going, i better not hear shit about SJW and feminism from her in the future.

>>377163627
is that a real drum kit or is it for rock band?

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>someone calls [insert anime] a cartoon near a weeaboo
>weeaboo takes the time to note that using "cartoon" is inaccurate instead of ignoring the word entirely and talking as if the person simply used a similar word

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>>377163759
>so braindead that parents still have to spoonfeed you

>>377161956
>leeching parents
Pathetic

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>>377164002

Real

imagine being over the age of 12 and having to rely on your parents for everything

jesus

>>377163810
nice try but I just turned wifi off and started up my trial version of norton antivirus

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>>377161171
>tfw waitress
>tfw shitty pay and hours

At least a coworker of mine is also a weeb and cosplays too. So I have someone to talk to about weeb shit and help make cosplays with. She can help me with wigs, dresses and other stuff.

>>377164049
Don't forget, another day another dollar.

>>377164262
Are you a waitress(male)

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>Co-workers start talking about sex

>>377161668
I've got a coworker absolutely convinced Nintendo was going to release Breath of the Wild on Xbox and Playstation.

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>that one guy who UNIRONICALLY bought a gaming PC
>he is LITERALLY whining about games like Nioh, Persona, Yakuza not being on PC

I won't fault you for not wanting to believe someone on a nurburgring laptimes simulation, but I swear this actually happens.

I never speak to my coworkers.

>>377163695
When I was back in middle school my science teacher was a witch. Like seriously, you know that typical image of a witch with long curly hair and wears black and shit? She looked exactly like that, albeit with not many wrinkles. Still had the nasally voice too.

Well my friend and I were huge into WoW (back in 2005) and she ended up hearing us talking about it and got excited and told us she had a 60 rogue. We were dumbfounded.

We ended up pretty much befriending her. She told us how to best use the Auction House and how to best play our classes. She was the bomb.

>>377164202
neat. I tried out a $8000 electronic drum kit in the shop and it almost sounded real. Symbols are still dodgy though

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>TFW work in an office with nearly nothing but women and only see a guy about once a month to talk about Vidya
>My soul when he says he's been playing Mass effect Andromeda and loves it

>>377163659

You sound like a huge faggot

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>that one coworker always complaining about Nintendo games not being on Xbox or Playstation

>>377164739
Th-thanks, you too.

>>377164262
Are the dresses she makes for you short enough for your feminine penis to poke out?

>>377164202
I'm mad jelly

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>>377164375
>>377164868
Boys can't be waitresses

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>>377163139
>gf starts talking about 4chan

>>377163695
When I was in middle school there was an English teacher who would just talk for the first 5 minutes if the class, give an assignment and then proceeded to put on his headphones and play EverQuest and StarCraft in class. His class was always a cluster fuck, and he didn't even notice.

He also pirated games for his gamer students. Sadly I never took class with him

>>377165043
They can if they wear a dress. Come on nigga this shit is first grade

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>>377164253
Nice try kid l, but that's nothing for an expert haxor like myself

>>377164470
At least he didn't buy an Xbone and is acting all fanboy about it.

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>>377165051
>Gf is a frogposter on 4chan
>Thinks it's cool
>You never told her you know about the site
>She believes you're a turbonormie
>But you've lurked /b/ and /pol/ since 2006 and she's a fucking newfag

>>377165525
How is the head?

>>377161620
>How much time left
Until I die. Are you stupid?

>>377163297
RPG Maker porn games.

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>>377165525
It is as if I made that post, christ.

>>377164013
>constantly calls anime "chinese cartoons"
>nobody gets it.

I feel like i do a good job hiding my powerlevel with the exception of that

>>377165198
>You guys already know english, right? Great, now fill out this worksheet. I gotta get back to camping eldrig the old or whatever.

>>377164987

Thanks

>co-workers start talking about their gf/wives

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>>377165997
>co-workers start talking about their waifus
>they mention your waifu being shit
>to afraid to say anything

>>377163926
> comparing Andromeda to Uncharted.

I dont even have a ps4 and I'm triggered

>Jolly older dude in his 40s-50s at work always talking about the new Switch games and how he goes home and plays Mario Kart
>Always playful with the ladies and everyone loves him
>Big ass guy so i doubt he's getting it but who knows
>Says the new NES classic was stupid when he can just emulate all those games
>Talk about dumb / cool shit all the time like Lucha Underground and rock band

I want to be like him when I'm older

>>377164681
I had a science teacher like that. Maybe we had the same one, anon.

Regardless, she was cool af.

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>>377161171
"Call of Duty, Call of Duty, Madden!"
"Persona...?"

>co-workers start taling about video games
>they are talking about Mount & Blade

>Work with a bunch of Mexicans
>All they talk about is Fifa and Call of Duty

Kill me.

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>>377166148

>>377166369
>work with a bunch of mexicans
>all they talk about is yugioh
???

>>377166285
Have you ever tried not being a faggot weaboo nerd?

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>Topic of vidya comes up
>Jehova's Witness girl goes on an almost scripted rant about GTA
She was cute though. She was also pretty chill about most other things, although she hated anything to do with demons or the occult too. Would've loved to see her react to SMT.

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>>377161241
>trust fund babbies

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>>377161171
>be a teacher
>student tells me, completely unprompted, the only time he's cried while viewing any media was during the campaign for BF4

>>377166624
How goes the search?

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>have a reputation for being fairly reserved and keeping to myself
>coworkers playing Smash Bros. in the break room
>decide to hop in for a few matches
>casually destroy everyone with Shulk
>Go home and leave people salty and bewildered

Sometimes wish I wasn't such a sperg. I never did talk to anyone much there.

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>coworker won't shut up about destiny 2

>co-workers at my new job start talking about videogames
>mention that I like Monster Hunter
>nobody know what it is
>except other 2 guys that play it
This place is alright.

Also daily reminder:
Wagecuck posters are 18 years olds who couldn't get into college and are leeching off their parents until next semester.

>>377166672
What search, homeboy?

>>377163297
Just say you play them all.

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>>377166740
>Coworker tried to get me to get Destiny
>Told him no but still insisted I add him on PSN
>Now have to stay offline whenever I play weebshit

>>377164778
I'm that guy, I ended up buying a Switch but still wish Nintendo bankrupts someday and goes 3rd party.

>So what kind of games do play, anon?
>I stopped playing games in middle school
Danger avoided

I'm the only person at my work who even plays games. I'm not even in the gaming section but every time a customer has a question about games they send me over to deal with it.

>>377165997
>Co-workers try to convince you to let them set you up with one of their friends

>>377163297
I say open world action games, stealth games, FPS, and/or platformers.

>One of the crew leader at the place I work.
>See my cowork playing on his 3DS
>"What are you playing"
>"SMT 4"
>Too scared of talking about it more because there's another coworker that's pretty religious

>>377161668
>With Xbox Live you are paying for quality
dear fucking god I am triggered by this. ALL of my Xbox 360 friends spouted this shit. Until I converted them to PS3.

>>377167317
>Until I converted them to PS3
how did you go about this?

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>>377166624
>Be a teacher
>Student tells me he loves Starwars and Battlefront 3
>Tell him to try Battlefront 2
>He ends up liking it more than 3
>Tell him I'll recommend him more patrician games if he gets good marks.
>Will recommend him KoTOR, JK 2 and 3 if he gets better.

>>377167317

Then they learned paying doesn't mean you get quality

>>377167402
Well played, anon. I have gotten a few kids into Dark Souls but most are too busy memeing on games like CSGO to try anything else.

>>377167317
hahahaha
I did the opposite
But I'm not a good person like you anon, I make them feel embarrassed and ashamed of suporting sony

>>377163297
If this comes up I just say I play a bit of everything and then bring up some franchise that every one knows like dark souls or some shit.

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>At work
>Hear MGS "!" followed by someone checking their phone

>>377163297
barbie steam games and el chavo kart racing

onlyy high level stuff, casuals need not apply

>>377161171
>join in
>start talking about 'normie' games like TLOU
>slowly realize what they called 'games' was shit like Clash of Clans or variations

>even talking about a 'pleb, entry level game' I stood like a freak

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>oh my god anon, you should play fallout 4 its the best game ever!!!

>>377167691
Plot twist: it was you

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Co-workers start talking about
>Destiny
>For Honor
>Legion
>League of Legends
>Whatever FotM overhyped AAA game is hot atm
>Hey Anon, what games do you like again?
Always answer modded Skyrim and remind them that Special Edition still looks like garbage compared to it. I haven't touched Skyrim since 2013.

>>377165525
pepe is the way of the lord Kek you heretic

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>>377167712
haha, you should listen to your coworker, anon!
now open the door

There's only two guys at my work who play. One is a meme spouting Nintendo fanboy who thinks Jojo poses are funny and the other is a pretty cool guy with 2B as his phone background.

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>>377163297
Overwatch is my go-to currently

Easier answer than "a ton of JRPGs and Nintendo games"

>>377167892

no, i am going to pirate fallout 4.

>>377164202
>tfw i have the same kit next to me right now
hello there fellow drummer

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>Manager is one of the nicest and smartest people I know
>Suddenly goes into a massive rant about how she loved Farmville 2 and how she always made sure to Pay2Win the competitions
>Asked me if I played
>Felt myself wince as I answered no
She then laughed at me for playing Pokemon Go a few times when it was new

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>Coworkers talk about grinding up tens of millions in GTA Online.
>Look amazed when I say I'm 50 or so hours into an RPG or whatever.

>>377161171
Imagine having to get up at 7 in the morning for Silverstein, instead of being in the comfort of your own bed, having a hot cocoa and breakfast delivered to you

Imagine working for 30 hours a week, instead of honing your artistic abilities, reading philosophy, learning advanced combinatorics, and becoming a full-fledged Renaissance man through self-study, all while fucking your girlfriend, thanks to going to the gym with all your free time.

What goes through the minds of the brainwashed wagecucks who defend this? Man, it feels so good to be born into a wealthy family that doesn't kick their kids out for not working. I'd pity wageslaves if they weren't so obnoxious.

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>>377168079
YOU WHAT
ANON OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW

>>377168157

50 percent boy.

>>377166943
>being ashamed of what you play
Faggot.

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>>377168153
>

>>377161171
>co-worker asks for a game about zombies because he really likes RE
>recommend him Dead Rising 1 and 2, tell him to stay away from 3 and 4
I hope he likes it

>>377167848
/pol/ deletion when?

>>377167789
Nope, my text tone was default

>>377168301
>still doubting meme magic

>>377163297
"I really like action RPGs"
Vague enough to cover everything from Dark Souls to Borderlands to Zelda to Kingdom Hearts

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>>377163297
>coworker asks if I've played any games recently
>tell them I played Nier Automata
>tell him about the first and how it only sold like 50k copies at launch
>surprised it even got a sequel
>googles automata
>shows my boss (female) a picture of 2b's ass
>ANON PLAYS THIS DO YOU BELIEVE IT
>sharp stares from my boss
>everyday is awkward now
>sometimes they bring up the game even if it has nothing to do with what we're doing
>get pissed one day and tell him to fuck off
>get called in HR and talked to
>couple of days later I'm let go

Being honest is a fucking mistake.

>>377161241
>posts like this trigger people everytime

>>377163759
>so bland his only notable features are having parents and going to school
>so insecure he made it a point to tell us these amazingly average things

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>In maths class years ago
>started talking to this kid I had never really talked to before
>turns out he has really good taste in vidya and we end up talking the entire class
>turns out that was his last day at our school and he moved to London the next day
>never spoke to him again

>>377168384
>still being a newfag
make like a tree and gb2reddit

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>>377168430
I'm so sorry anon

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>>377168274
OPEN THE DAMN DOOR

>>377168569
Keep that up and I'll complain to your boss and get you fired, wagie!

Know your place.

>>377168430
Being honest wasn't your mistake, being an autistic spergling who doesn't know how to handle office banter was your mistake.

>>377168103
Sup

>>377168574
>Meet second cousin for the first time a few years ago
>Literally have the exact same taste in vidya
>Talk for hours
>He was moving away the next day to start a job
>Only other time I saw him was at my uncle's wedding, where we proceeded to talk about vidya again

>>377168763
>office banter

>>377168763
yeah because having my coworker telling all the female employees what I played and showing them pics is cool. having all the woman at work avoid me and give me death stares like I'm going to rape them is fucking fantastic.

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>talk about DaS on /v/
>compare bosses, weapons, covenants, lore

>talk about DaS anywhere else
>"haha that game is the really hard one, right?"

>>377168673
>gb2reddit
Wait, this ISN'T Reddit?!?

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>>377168687

now the dlcs and the crack.

>>377168430
cool story bro

>>377168705
Keep that up and I'll tell your Dad.

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>>377168430
>What do you play?
>Weebshit, now let me show you some pics of a underaged looking girl's ass

Smooth move.

>>377168705
Don't you feel lonely? I had a stint working from home for a few months and it was the loneliest experience of my life.

>>377168763
you clearly have no idea what banter is

>How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? - Charles Bukowski

Ouch, wagies. Oh well. Another day, another dollar!

>>377168279
I just feel that people I work with would find a Japanese High School simulator weird. I did tell him about Yakuza though and he thought it seemed cool.

>>377168982
i just told him the name of the game, he googled it and made it an issue, not me.

>>377168849
Good, maybe next tme you won't tell normies about the terrible /v/ FOTM fapbait you're playing you fucking retard

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>>377168858
>"man this [easy game] sure is hard"
>"at least it's not Dark Souls lol"
Kill me Pete

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>none of these normies throw clowns into the singularity on a regular basis

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>>377163297
I say I don't really play videogames. I'm used to suppressing my power level to the fullest.

>>377169109
yeah this taught me not to trust fucking anybody, me and him were actually really good friends at work, which is why I felt comfortable to tell him

>>377168849
Anon, you do realise that those women only thought your a rapist for liking female asses because you probably conduct yourself like the kind of guy who would snap and shoot up an office one day.

Most socially adjusted people could just have played it off in a playful way.

>>377168863
>Wait, this ISN'T Reddit?!?
Yeah you double donut. This is fucking obviously _gaia

>>377169241
>muh trust
Jesus christ how can you still be so fucking retarded after that made-up story happened to you? What's next, you're gonna tell some normie about this amazing hentai you're watching?

>co-workers spouting their reddit opinions
>they start talking about /v/

>>377169289
i guess, i just went in and did my job and only talked to a handful of people, and that was just bs like small talk. i didnt really socialize at all.

>>377169239
T H I S, at best maybe a "I play CoD with my brother once in a while"

>they ask what game i like
At that point i might aswell make shit up since they prolly don't even know anything other mario, cod or zelda.

>Co-worker asks you to rustle someone's jimmies
This actually happened to me about a year ago

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>>377168280
That would unironically be a pretty sick outfit without the hat, and if the guy wasn't autisitc af and had pretty good social skills

8/10 cosplay all things considered

>>377163297
It's been a long time since I've been asked, hope to keep it that way.

>>377169408
>only talked to a handful of people, and that was just bs like small talk
>>377169241
>me and him were actually really good friends at work

>>377168951
My Dad was raised the same way. Parents who force you to work don't love you.

>>377168998
No, I have a gf

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>>377169153
>"This game is the Dark Souls of [genre]"

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>do you play video games?
>yeah I got a little of setup for emulators. I play snes and N64 every once in a while
>oh nice I love super Mario Bros
>yeah I just finished it and starting smb3 pretty soon
>that's awesome
>yeah
>hey you see that new girl working at the host stand
>yeah man shes gorgeous as hell
>fuck yeah she got a phat as fuck ass

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>>377169498
>co-worker asks if you like Rustle

I'm really curious, how many of you are over 30? It still feels bizarre to think that I share a site with a bunch of normal adults.

>>377168430
That didn't happen

>>377168430
Wow you're a sperg, you seriously couldn't figure out a single way to turn the running joke in your favour?

Wait

You actually got angry and sperged out at a running joke? You have no chance.

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>>377169408
Been there. That's how that you create that kind of image for yourself. Sucks but that's how it is. High school never really ends when it comes to workplaces

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>>377163297
I say Dwarf Fortress and Crusader Kings. Co-workers don't believe me because I basically look like a Chad with glasses and I'm known for lying about my personal life.

I recently told them Persona 5 is my GOTY. The office weaboo thought I was making fun of him.

It's all true though... Futaba is love. Futaba is life... ;_;

>>377169543
>having one friend at work means you can't have a handful of others you don't show your real self to

>>377169408

You were pretty good friends with him but you abrely socialize?

>>377169326
protip: the popularion of /v/ has more than tripled since 2014, do you actually think every story posted here is false?

considering how much attention the fags who played automata put on 2B's as-

I don't even know what I'm doing

die you fucking shitposter, called the cops

>>377169408
Just let it be a lesson for you, being a "chad" isn't something that stops being important after high school. If you had tried to intigrate yourself more into the office social scene you probably would've still been employed.

>getting stuck in a conversation about a MOBA

NEVER ever fucking tell anyone you've played even for a little bit. I told some cunt that I played LoL like 4 years ago for a bit and he would not shut the fuck up about it.

I cut him short ten minutes in telling him I had to tell someone something. Who the fuck thinks people want to talk about fucking MOBAs man.

>so what did you do this weekend anon

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>>377169384
>coworker is talking to me while on the job
>trying to ignore them and help customers
>"omg anon, you look like you totally go on tumblr or reddit!"
It was pretty fucking hard to keep the ol' autism under control. I was a few steps from sperging out in front of a customer.

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>>377161171
>be a substitute teacher
>"Hey does the teacher play Pokemon? Why don't you ask him?"
>finally my chance to impress
>"Holy crap I was kidding dude, you're like 20 and you play Pokemon?"
>"HAHAHAHA THAT SHIT IS FOR 12 YEAR-OLDS"

>>377169870
Those people know what's up.

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>that one co-worker who was always quiet and unassuming. Likable in their own way but someone who just kind of blends into the background
>suddenly reveals masterful, expert knowledge on a subject dear to you

>>377169736
i'm not a big dick chad, i usually just find other quiet people like me and try to make friends with them. took me a year to get that far with him and it all got fucked with one picture

>>377166819
For another job, after you smacked that student's shit?

>>377169870
Should've said you play it with your girlfriend. Bitches love Pokemon.

Anyone else struggle to think of games they like. The only game I can ever think of that I actually like is rocket league.

I like a lot of old games when I played them, but I would never play them again so its a struggle to say "yeah I like morrowind" or "yeah I like deus ex" because I know I could never bring myself to play those games again

>>377169757
No need to get mad about me calling your story made-up bro I already told you you shouldn't fucking talk about fapbait games to normies under any circumstances, regardless of the story's verisimilitude

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>>377169848
>what are your plans for tonight?

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>hey you watch mr. robot? you look just like that guy

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>>377169858
I suddenly remember high school
>omg anon you totally remind me of McLovin'!
>Have you ever seen Big Bang Theory? You're just like Sheldon!

Granted I was way more of a sperg then but goddammit dude

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>>377164730
I would ask my co-worker every day how ME:A was going. I could tell he was forcing his way through despite being the biggest Biodrone on the planet. He quit after a week while claiming to wait for a patch. This is the same weaboo I discussed in: >>377169710

Even normies are having a hard time with it usually.

>>377169870
Should have challanged him to a duel after school. You'd probably be swimming in high school poon right now.

>>377169762
you mean if the guy who googled it hadnt shown it to the fucking boss and the boss wasnt quicker than a snake to judge someone

I swear some of you fags have mental retardation

>>377170008
>Implying i'm the same dude

get fucking memed on, homolord

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>>377169848
>tfw qt would always ask this and hope I gave an interesting answer
It was another meet friends, eat food and do nothing weekend, just like the rest.

Anyone else want to kill themselves?

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>>377170032
>you're just like Shledon anon haha
Never heard that but I feel for everyone who has.

>>377169870
>>377169656
lol id reevaluate my life if i was still playing video games past 19

>>377169686
>its wrong to get upset with people constantly berating you and thinking you're some homicidal serial rapist
it was more than a running gag, fuck you

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>>377161241
>>377161956
>>377162321
You are great at your job

>>377170217
>meet friends
Fuck off, that's exactly what every single normie does every single weekend
To reddit you go

>>377167270
>crew leader

how's that McJob working out for you?

>>377170217

You answer "nothing yet, hoping to think of something" then ask her what she's doing and if she says nothing ask her if she'd like to go get some food and then go to a bar

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>>377161241
>neets

>>377170249
Nah, wouldn't mind dying a peaceful death in my sleep though.

>>377169848
>oh you know, nothing in particular

>teacher wants you to write an essay about what you did over vacation
>I never left the house once.

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>>377169757

Even if a story is false here, there are 7+ billion people on this fucking planet
that "made up" story probably happened to someone out there

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>>377168430
>Co-worker goes out of his own way to make fun of you for playing a video game

Everyone must hate you there.

>>377170341
I do that too.

I can Autistically discuss how Bethesda don't get the fallout franchise.

/v/ is a good place to offload powerlevels

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>be me two or three years back
>sitting in English class senior year
>we all have to do a yearlong final project to graduate
>it's on a social issue of our choice
>some tumblrella chooses fucking gamergate
Oh boy, it was fucking TOUGH sitting through those fucking powerpoints. Every time she explained how the evil misogynist trolls were harassing poor defenseless womyn on the internet for no reason other than sexism and "muh boyz club" I felt a little piece of my sanity slip away.

I still can't believe she passed either. The teachers had no idea what the fuck she was talking about 90% of the time.

>>377170353
>what did you do this weekend anon
>nothing yet
Wow look at Mr Smooth over here, nice lines faggot

>guy at work starts talking about video games
>die inside
>says he mainly plays on PC
>slight glimmer of hope
>conversation reveals that he plays nothing but Battlefield
>starts quipping Pc master race autism in the middle of the office

WHY

>>377163297
I cant say Nintendo games so I just say "all kinds"

>>377170491

You're not supposed to talk about you if you wanna get laid. You always steer conversation towards her and then add a bit of yourself

>>377167691
>Be on bus
>some guy's ! ringtone goes off
>as I'm getting off the bus I turn around raise my hands and say "You're pretty good"
>he chuckles and I leave

:^)

>>377170353
It's not that easy for everyone, I've had one girl tell me I looked like I came out of satan's anus after I tried to ask her out. The other one's I've tried to ask out have always declined or have just laughed at me and gave me no answer. I've just given up and accepted I'm going to be alone forever.

>Teaching
>Super autistic student asks if I've ever heard of Halo
>Oh yeah that's the one with the aliens, right?
>For months afterwards, he would tell me about Halo
>That's the only thing he would tell me about
>He would stop by my desk after class ended to tell me some Halo lore
>While I was walking around helping students with work, he would tell me what ODST stood for
Later on he asked if I had ever heard of Undertale. I said "nope, never heard of it."

>>377170341
Me and my friends aren't normies

>>377170353
We would've never worked

>>377169076
Feels good to have a purpose.

>>377170639
>get hit on by qt all the time
>go out with friends every weekend
Fuck off normie
>b-but we totally talk about Fallout 1, we're just like you!

>>377170617

At least you'll be a wizard. Sometimes I wonder if it was a mistake dropping out of wizard training

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>friends come home after finals
>they're entry level weebs now who watch shit like JoJo and Attack on Titan despite being complete normies before
What do lads, steer them down the path of righteousness or hide my powerlevel?

>>377161171
>Work at an easy bookstore job through high school and college
>There was a guy who worked there the entire time I was there but full time in his late 30s/early 40s
>Lived at parent's house
>Spent all his money on collector edition weeb games from the Gamespot across the hall
>Went back to that mall after not working there for 5 years
>Find him in Gamespot buying an armfull of anime themed funkopops
>Still works barely above minimum wage job
>Still lives with parents

>>377170754
Nope, I was molested when I was younger, so not only am I alone, I'm alone and broken. Forever.

Silver-spoon babies are top 3 worst/most pathetic "people" on the planet

>>377170292
no it wasn't you just reacted like it was because youre autistic have zero social skills

>>377170216
you mean if the guy who googled it hadnt shown it to the fucking boss and the boss wasnt quicker than a snake to judge someone

I know you autists have trouble understanding this, but bosses are just people. If you act sociably and are charasmatic, people tend to be a lot less judgemental of you.

>>377170820

I've only watched stand alone complex, trigun, cowboy Bebop and gibli movies. What else do you recommend in the non moe weeb shit since? I got recommended outlaw star

>>377170820
>steer them down the path of righteousness
The path of not watching fucking anime? Yeah do that, you weeaboo

>what you been doing lately anon
>oh what games have you been playing
>haha never heard of that well bye

every single time
i wish they would just stop asking its getting awkward for the both of use and i cannot be fucked to make up some bullshit

>>377169563
>Parents who force you to work don't love you.

Congrats on being a weeb...

???

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>>377163297
I just say I'm a fan of Dark Souls.
If we're talking about generes I'll say action.
Nobody will insult me for playing Dark Souls and most should know what it is.

>>377170834

What's that got to do with anything? Get the fuck over it. It happened, move on.

>>377170846
>poorfag wagie
Lmao

If your parents make less than 400k a year just lol

That's what happens when you don't go to a good college

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>>377170753
>Get hit on
She was a Jehova's Witness who said she would never go out with a non witness. Didn't stop her being a qt with the best ass I've ever seen but she definitely wasn't hitting on me. Also normies don't play Magic the Gathering and then go eat at McDonald's before being home by 8PM, unless times have changed.

>>377161241
I'd say something insulting but the terminus of all NEETs is wanting to neck yourself so I'll let you dwell on that.

it's always funny how NEETs are quicker to get defensive than wage slaves

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>tfw the newer guy at work has been getting invited to coworker outings and I haven't
>this dude won't shut the fuck up about CrossFit

I dunno why I bother really. I guess it helps that he's actually able to talk to people without getting all anxious like the dweeb I am

>>377171036
post pics of her, normie

>>377170863
>harassed at work everyday
>ex-friend showing me butts on his phone asking which one i would like to see in a video game
>always laughing at me
>try to let it go and move on
>always ignores my "hey how are you" in favor of "so which ass did you play this time?"
>everytime he was around and female coworkers/customers came around he would tell them
>gets to the point where he tells all the females to avoid me
>can't even go into work anymore without feeling like shit and being judged
yeah no, go fuck yourself dude, i'm glad i told him to fuck off and im glad i got fired, means i didn't have to wait for my 2 week notice to go through
fuck people

>>377170902
Any and all Lupin the Third (Castle of Cagliostro was directed by Miyazaki and is a great jumping off point), Armored Trooper VOTOMs, Guyver, Giant Robo, Cobra, Samurai Champloo.

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>>377170820
>JoJo
>Entry tier
I know it's memed here but even when talking to weebs I know none of them even heard about it, I've never seen it mentioned anywhere outside of 4chan.

>>377171162
Why, do you want to beat your meat to her while self inserting as me?

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>>377171006
I wish I had your strength, brother.

>>377163297
Adventure, platformers, and RPGs.

>>377169870
Are you a manlet by any chance?

>be at work
>coworkers suddenly start discussing Undertale
>bloat myself up to gigantic size
>brrrrffff
>fuck anon, what's that smell?
>brrraaaaap
>anon please stop
>BRRRRAAAPPPPPPPPPTT
>the entire building caves in
>the whole block is deemed a bio-hazard
>my co-workers no longer have a job

Feels good

>>377171095
>he says as he debates no one, and is the 100th person to defend being a wagie. completely proving his and other wagies lack of butthurt

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>Ask Co-worker if he plays vidya
>Lists all the generic shooter men games
>never steers off the path of FPS games, EVER
>Says that non FPS games are Boring/Shit because you dont shoot people in it

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>>377171036

>Religious qt gals

Can't get better than that, would convert

I act like I have no knowledge of video games. At most I'll say I played Nintendo when I was a kid.

>>377171095
dunno why they bother
everyone wasting their precious life span idle in this shithole is a massive cuck either way and the way you earn your living has no effect on that

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>>377170262
oh so it isn't just me

>>377171095
This
Neets are absolute trash, and if I had a minute alone with any of the proud unemployed scumbags on here, I'd leave their face as bloody as a tomato.

>>377171235
>He doesn't know

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>coworker finds out you play videogames
>asks for your number and to hangout within an hour of meeting the dude
>texts me the whole day and tells me he knows were gonna be great friends for life
>literally met this dude 24 hours ago

>>377161241
I don't have a trust fund set up like you.

>>377171243
>won't post pics
confirmed normie

>>377170262
Thank you, being shy fucking sucks

>>377171235
The anime has been pretty entry level tier for a while my dude, especially with it being on Crunchyroll and Toonami.

>>377171176
pffff there's no way this is real its way too comedic.

>>377171176
>"so which ass did you play this time?"
>not replying with "your mom's"

Dude c'mon, he was practically giving you a lay-up.

>>377161241
Implying that you are salaried, haha, right?

>>377171343
>meet tons of people in my life who say the same shit
>always tells me they will call me to hang out or something
>they never do
>eventually they stop talking to me

>>377171378
Why would I have pics of her?

>>377171294
He would fit in quite well on /v/

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>>377163297
"A bit of everything" for people who don't know me, never tell them I play videogames if they don't ask first.

>>377162202
That doesn't sound that unreasonable, i mean, maybe not the best game ever but it's not a bad game and 70s music is pretty fucking great.

Dunno anything about GoG2 but i hated the first one.

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>>377161171
>co-workers/classmates start talking about video games
>can only have very unfulfilling surface level conversation

>>377171095
No one hates neets more than neets themselves. They wallow in depression and loneliness, all the while projecting their insecurities and failures onto others

It's sad, really.

>>377171176
If this is real anon It's very clear you were seen as the office wierdo long before you mentioned liking Nier.

>>377171592
That's deeper than anything here.

>coworker asks if I've played any games recently
>tell them I played Corruption of Champions
>tell him about how it was great at first but was really ruined by furry commissions
>googles CoC
>shows my boss (female) a picture of Urta
>ANON PLAYS THIS DO YOU BELIEVE IT
>sharp stares from my boss
>everyday is awkward now
>sometimes they bring up the game even if it has nothing to do with what we're doing
>get pissed one day and tell him to fuck off
>get called in HR and talked to
>couple of days later I'm let go

>>377171390
yeah i fucking wish it wasnt either
>>377171395
i'm not a very clever or witty man, and that would have just made things worse. he fucking lived with his parents still and was like 30 something years old, got out of a divorce and moved in with them after.

>>377169848
I always answer this question with "Slept".

"What you mean you slept all weekend?"

"Yep. Went to bed Friday after work, woke up this morning".

Then they never ask me again.

>>377169710
Yeah my situation is similar, everyone thinks I'm just a normie like them because im athletic and lift weights, the few times that i do reveal my powerlevel people just think that im joking

>>377171383
>highly acclaimed anime
>is on the most popular anime streaming service

Wow it's so entry level, I only watch obscure lost tape ovas I bought off the Japanese black market, only I know about it and a few of the other in-the-shadows otaku in the dark web. Heh yeah I'm a master of anime, don't take it personnelly.

>co-workers organize a football (soccer 4 americans) match every 1 or 2 weeks

>'soo when are you coming champ?'

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Is NEET a meme? or a reality?

I can't tell anymoe

>>377171592
Just avoid nintendo games and you will be fine
>>377171673
>can never talk about vintage titles because /vr/ is retro only and /v/ is riding the console war cock all the time

>>377171592
Fitting that you'd slap on a Reddit and Memey image to your post. Talking about game design choices in casual conversation is autistic and creepy.

>>377163297
I am honest and say I hate video games

>>377171432
You have to do your part too anon. People are often too busy for others unless they also make an effort to hang out and shit

Two-way street. I say this as someone too guarded for his own good

>>377171632
yeah im starting to realize that now because of this thread
i just want to live my life without being judged by every fucking person, but now i guess now i know to hide my powerlevel

>>377169848
>nothing exciting

>>377170009
Now that's when it's time to start panic.

>>377171802
NEETs are real. I was a NEET while I was working a part-time job in college. I was training to be an electrician.

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>>377169848

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>guy i never talk to at work tries to be friendly with me
>he talks on and on, rambling on as if he's trying to find a topic that'll stick
>asks about video games, saying he's into CoD and dark souls and whatnot
>asks me what i'm into, say a few things i played recently
>"haven't heard of them, what are they like"
>clearly isn't interested at all when i say what the games are and how they play
>haven't talked to each other since
it's like getting stuck in an elevator with a stranger only ten times more awkward

>>377171797
nice blog

>>377171842
My thought process has always been:
>someone tells me they will call me to hang out
>never do
>must mean they're not interested in me so I won't bother to try and call them

>>377171176
>showing me butts on his phone asking which on I'd like to see in avideo game

I bet you adjusted your fedora to cast a shadow over your eyes and just sighed and grunted like a sperg. Why didn't you choose one and make your own joke out of it?

>>377171972
This. Being a NEET is actually pretty cool
>come home from my 8 hours of work
>just live the NEET life, studying for evening classes

>>377171972
>I was a NEET
>working a part-time job
>training
Thats not a NEET

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Hearing these stories just drags me deeper into NEETdom. I don't want a job where i have to put on a fake smile all day everyday.

>>377171972

But you were working basically, i think it doesn't count as NEET

I tell people exactly what I do when I'm not at work: jerk off, get high, play weeb video games, and sleep all day. Nobody gives a shit.
How much of a weirdo do you have to come across as to get chastised for shit like that?

>>377172046
i'm not a clever or funny person dude, i lack a sense of humor obviously, but he was still taking ti too far. i can joke around to some degree, but not like that, it was really uncomfortable

>>377163297
pinball

>>377168982
who's the qt anon?

>>377171972
I've come to expect so little of /v/ that I almost wrote a serious response to this post

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>>377171972

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>>377171378
I'm going to bed now but I just wanted to let you know that your rambling has been the most non vidya related fun I've had on this board. I'll tell my friends all about you tonnorrow. Thanks Anon.

Being a college student is the new NEETdom desu (if you aren't working), it's basically an extended Highschool

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>>377169164
>just tossing clowns into Singuloth
>not using them as part of your Supermatter Engine

>>377172150
>>377172104
He mentioned employment, education, and training
How autistic are you faggots?

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>>377172182
>still giving out (You)s

>>377163297
Tell em I love them good ol' FPS. And if they ask what, proceed to say I've had over 4.8k hours in TF2 and still cry over the fact I'm still shit at it.

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>>377172104
Are you one of them reverse trolls?

>>377171981
He was trying to make you feel comfortable by talking about a subject you enjoyed

>>377172261
>NEET
>not in education, employment, or training
>or NEET for short