What the fuck happened to real footage adventure games? Last

>>377160314
Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure

>Challenge

>>377161329
*teleports behind you*
>pffft

>>377161491
>reload
>Sell virginity

>>377161329
You can always use the prize as a siege machine against castle walls or to scare orcs

>>377161149
>Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure
Looks fucking awesome

>>377161801
>*teleports behind you*
>*zip*

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>>377160314
>Being immediately hostile to your customers
Even in what I assume is some kind of post apocalyptic nightmare, that's just fucking unnecessary

>>377160314
I would like him to be my merchant

>>377162452
Nah, if that was the setting both of that hamplanets would be feeding some wasteland city

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>>377160314
That things have a sexual life and you are still a virgin

>>377164250
dude he has a possesed dark sword and you focus on sex? shit what I give to have his cursed sword I bet is a rare one

>>377164250
Sounds like I'm doing something right.

>>377160314
White people.

>>377164557
7 bucks on aliexpress

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I miss Tripp pants

>>377160314
>Buy
Show me your wares, noble shinobi.

>>377165170
AliExpress didn't exist when tripp pants were worn. They're extremely rare these days. I've seen one faggot wear them in the last ten years.

>>377164847
>implying there aren't black weebs
You've never been to college, have you

>>377165557
I still do it, its just clothes
I mkight stop sincenwearing black clothes and a trench coat at 32 when im fat and falding is notm/fa/ at all but

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>>377166017
You honestly wear that shit? The fedora meme was supposed to shame you into not looking like a retard. The only acceptable time to wear a trench coat is if you're wearing a suit in a downpour or blizzard and when then there are better coats.

>>377164250
You can fuck a pig too if you wanted.

>>377166471
I got used to it so I wear the same shit for the past 15 years or so
I guess its outdated and I look like shit but at this point I lost all my hope and delusion of being happy and I don't care

>>377160314
You might want to try Contradiction: Spot The Liar.

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>not having buy and sell in one category
>challenge
S h i g g y
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>>377168171
It's a beta.

>>377160314
>Not still regularly playing Plumbers Don't Wear Ties