APOLOGIZE
>Switch version gets exclusive Nintendo character-themed customization
>Pikachu ears and cheeks
>Get to make Sonichu
A man can dream
>>377152815
>it's bad when sonic does it
character customization isn't a bad thing.
but /v/ is right, that feature is gonna attract bunch of autists.
>>377152975
I would buy a Switch immediately for this
>>377152975
After what they did on the cartoon...anything is possible
>>377153039
So that means they are pandering to their fanbase. Nothing wrong with that
Alright, /v/, let us see what character you'll be making.
>>377154057
Good god!
>>377153039
>but /v/ is right, that feature is gonna attract bunch of autists.
I think thats exactly what people are getting at. There's nothing wrong with a character creator but the Sonic fanbase is a special case. Its a single player game so I really couldn't give a fuck what other people are making.
>>377153737
Exactly this, since the people that always buy Sonic games will already have interest in it and likely decided they were going to buy it before this announcement.
All this means is the literal autists who think it's an amazing past time to shit on Sonic & his games will flood streams or maybe buy some copies just to make shitty OCs for youtube vids or tweet fodder..
>>377152975
Never-ever on Pikachu due to Pokemon Company being extreme dicks. Can't even use Pokemon sounds in Mario Maker
>>377154057
>>377154057
Oh dear its retarded
>>377153737
You don't know the meaning of pandering.
WE ARE ALL SONIC HEROES
>>377154057
I dunno, I think it's pretty cool.
>no echidnas
>no bats
>no chameleons
>no foxes
What the fuck is the point?
>>377154919
Echidnas are extinct. Only Knuckles
>>377152815
This game will be huge, holy fuck. Sega, stop enabling this autism!
>>377154919
DLC or ingame rewards. Even though >377155003 is correct about the Echidnas being extinct, since this game deals with more time fuckery from what we've seen, something insane like preventing them from being wiped out just to create OCs may not be out of the question.
>>377154057
As an hobby artist myself I approve that my autistic twin has some level of skill with anatomy and shit.
As a professional designer I want to find him and end his pain.
>>377152815
This is the best thing sonic team has come up with, or could have come up with
>Can finally play as Dongus
>>377154057
calle
>>377154370
>Dislikes: niceness, happiness, levis, KEVIN ROBINSON FROM SCHOOL...
That shit gets me every fucking time.
>>377154370
>dislikes: khaoskid663 (megga-ass faggot)
Gets me everytime, and makes me think someone made this character ironically
>>377154057
The world is a horrible place and I want to die
>>377154539
I don't understand the picture...it has the tail on the front or what?
>>377152815
>Allegra Frank
Did this bitch really get named after some nasal spray?
>>377152815
I can't believe no one ever thought of this before. Holy shit they're gonna rake in ALL THE FURBUCKS.
>>377154539
>there exists in this world another person named Francis
A-are you under the age of 60?
Have I finally found the mythical other francis?
>>377155362
He has no skill at all, you must be a professional dildo designer with a side profession of inserting the product in your gaping anus.
>>377154057
>>377157014
He's doing the Shaft head tilt. Total neck rotation.
>>377154404not unless you use amiibo
>>377156957
of course it's ironic, did you seriously not know it's a joke
I could bash this game and laugh at it so easily. But it doesn't have to be this way. I really like character customization in general, and if it's a functionally solid game, then I'd look past the fact that it's a wet dream for the living embodiment of autism.
>>377156789
>>377152815
Well shit the switch is actually saved by autists
Are you ready for a Dreamcast 2 with all the money they're gonna get from this game?
>>377157670
I bet your family is Catholic, right? I got named after Saint Dominic of Osma and confirmed with Francis of Assisi as my patron saint.Fuck Catholics
>will probably only be able to be a furshit instead of glorious master race robot
>>377158184
I thought it was saved by the normies buying it like hotcakes
>>377158242
>I want to be a robot in sonic games
If you want to look like omega that's fine but if you just want to be a metal sonic with a red/black scheme you're a closet furry
>>377154404
>Never-ever on Pikachu due to Pokemon Company being extreme dicks
Damn them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvjAcjLAQXk
>>377158201Ex catholic, I guess. My father left the church and is an atheist, but wanted to pick a catholic name so my grandmother would be happy.My mother went along with it because she likes animals.
>>377153218
What they did in the cartoon?
>>377158310
>create slightly improved switch
>autist will buy it in droves to see his OC run slightly faster
Hell they could just slap on DLC for fur colors and it's already an oil field
BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cbm89mAeIQ
>>377154057
>>377158556
What if they just put out a new Switch every time Nvidia makes a new Tegra
They could do it forever. It's the iPhone model.
>>377152975
>one of the preset original characters is Sonichu
>Chris goes nuclear
>>377158651
What if Nintendo just made their own?
>>377154057
>>377154057
Where have I seen this guy before
>>377156957
>>377156789
>>377154370
Likes: Nine Inch Nails, nine inch nails(on finger)
Dislikes: Trent Reznor, short nails
of course it's ironic.
>>377158781
pls be in mobius
>>377154057
I want to DELET MYSELF!
Fuck my life. I bet some spanish autist defiled my name
Not bad, but we can go deeper.
Make a sonic MMO with an OC creator to keep those degenerates contained.unless the earth collapses under the consequent black hole of autism
Will Steam edition include Workshop support, d'you think?
I need Sonichu.
>>377152815
Will we be able to make batgirls with huge tiddies?
>>377154057
>look up [my name] the hedgehog
>all the results are female
t-thanks mom and dad
>>377158781
Dude looks like a dating simulator reject... but more autistic.
Hey
>>377152975
Amiibos make this a possibility. Jesus Christ.
>>377153039
The autists have been here the entire time, only now are they getting pandered to
>>377154057
Mmmm, edgy
Related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxFUBnZpd9w
>>377159329
DO NOT
>>377154057
Rip me
>>377154057
Oh thank god he's just a brown sonic.
>>377154057
Kiss my fuckin' ass
>>377158402
That was actually 2 years before The Pokemon Company even existed, they were only formed in 2003.
>feeding the Sonic fanbase with the ability to "officially" make your own OCs
This can't bode well. We're gonna have several million chris chans.
Shall we begin?
>>377159685
Dont you fuckin dare
>>377159685
Do it.
You won't.
>>377159790
>>377159665
I dont think you understand what really spawned chris chan
>>377154057
I win
>>377159685
OH NO, NOT AGAIN
>>377159685
POST THE REST!
DO IT.
DO IT MOTHER FUCKER!
>>377158509
In an episode, they made a character very heavily based on Chris-chan, (fat anteater, wore the same stupid polo shirt, same big glasses, same dumb haircut, and even made him made about BLUE ARMS) and made him essentially gay for sonic, but he turned into a psycho path in the end.
It was clearly Chris-chan, because the sonic team has acknowledged him in the past, and this was too on the nose.
Chris-chan failed to see any resemblance.
>>377159861
Haha, good joke anon! You're going to stop right now though, right?
>>377159685
>>377159861
Don't do it man, it doesn't have to be this way
>>377154057
Cool.
>>377159564
What's up Anthony
>>377160041
>>377154370
>dislikse
>trent razner
but y
>>377159943
with that haircut it really isn't necessary to point out the resting butch face
>>377160010
You know you can just do a quick google search for it right?
THE AUTISM IS GROWING BEYOND OUR CAPACITY TO CONTAIN IT
>>377160194
Not him, but
>letting google know you type in things like "furry scat underage children"
That's an invitation to every FBI watch list in the country.
>>377160158
NO
NO MORE
>>377160158
please...you don't know what you're doing
>>377160158
Okay anon, the joke's over. Let's go home.
>>377160305
i guess if you're a retard and can't think of any other way to search for it than "PEDOPHILE PORN GAY SCAT BABY PISS COMIC"
>>377152815
It's not bad since they know what their autistic fanbase wants, at least they like money.
It's fucking terrible for any other reason. The autism gates are open.
Good for Sega I guess.
>>377160158
Anon no
Anon stahp
>>377160305
>not being in a watchlist for all of those already unironically
Found the normalfag.
>>377160305
Everyone on this board is on some sort of watchlist. How else do you think Hiroshima is paying the bills?
>>377152815
is this the 3d sonic game that they announced alongside Sonic Mania?
>>377158683
>they actually do this>the arms are yellow
>>377160695
Yes.
>>377154057
Oh fuck me
>>377152815
>sega deliberately pandering to furries and DA now.
>No rodent option
Dropped
>>377160887
>>377157014
You have to understand the autism this person suffers from. Asking him to draw the hands, face and body all facing in a direction that makes physical sense is probably a tad above his abilities.
>No bird option.
Wanted to make my duck OC come to life.
>>377154057
>When you want to think up a fan character for the game, but you're too scared to make one of these unironically
>>377161157
but there is
>>377159329
DON'T
Half of these are completely self aware parodies at this point. Some of them are still pretty funny but it's not quite the same.
>>377159329
boi he bouta do it
>>377161558
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Dan_the_Hedgehog.JPG
I don't understand
>2010
Oh
>>377159329
do it!
>>377161356
You're too scared to make a character that only you will be able to play/see in a singleplayer game?
>>377161763
Why is terrible and shitty art up on Wikipedia?
>>377161841
Well I'm sure people are going to post them on here when the game comes out.
>>377158380
No fag, I want to beGamma
>>377155003
So what? Sayains are practically extinct in the Dragonball Universe, but that doesn't stop me from being one in XV and XV2.
But seriously, is the Sonic franchise finally getting it's shit together and actually listening to what people want?
>Pandering to the autists with character creation sonic game
>Pandering to anons who make fun of said autists with a surprisingly funny and meta cartoon
All they've got to do is make a decent game and they'll be completely redeemed.
>>377152815
>Character customization is robust
>Many autists are satisfied
>A vocal minority go on the warpath because they can't make their OC Donuts look exactly how they want
>>377159329
Do it faggot you wont
>tfw no good Damian The Hedgehog
>>377155003
No. Echidnas are hiding on the floating Island, and there's a whole bunch of them. Knuckles was just left in the Dark as his Father watched over him. Fireants are also supposedly extinct but they're allies of the guardians. There are also cute female echidnas like the pink one in pic-related.
>>377162646
There's no such thing as a good X the Hedgehog
>>377152815
This is the smartest move Sonic Team could have made.
This game is going to sell insanely well just because of the sheer autistic force of the fanbase and their OCs.
>>377159329
>>377159514
>>377159416
>>377162604
I have missed something, haven't I?
>>377154057
holy shit
>>377159329
Hello there.
>>377159943
>resting b*tch face
I'm dead
https://youtu.be/imajwWzE7hg
>>377162802
This HAS to be some sort of self-aware parody of Sonic OCs. Nobody can be this autistic on their own.
>>377154057
That's pretty gay
>>377162802
>Loves: not showering
>Hates: showers
Fucking musk fetishists
Can I finally make a fem tails?
>>377154057
could've been worse
>>377159685
>Hes making a sequel with Looney Toons babies
>>377164935
What would be the downside to it?
>>377165145
Its probably going to have scat.
>>377154610
>Eric
>>377158683
Implying he wouldn't just justify he had a hand in it.
As a worthless phone poster, i feel obligated to continue
>>377152815
Please someone tell me they're going to make Coldsteel the Hedgehog
>>377162914
>psyguy
Damn, that really brings me back.
>>377165674
Is that Bowser?
>tfw no shlomo the hedgehog....
>>377159348
>Another anon with the same name
Well at least that faggy hedgehog is the only one that comes up, that shit is yours now
>>377159329
someone please explain
>>377165286
>it's going to be good
Not seeing the problem.
>>377166289
I just want Looney Toons Babies smut without the poop. Is that so wrong?
>>377159329
this dude was in another thread what's going on
>>377158805
I don't think it's ironic I think the person just might be stupid.
>>377154057
http://sonicthehedgehogfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Sarah_the_Hedgehog
>>377152815
Sega clearly doesn't know what the fuck to do with Sonic. Which is hilarious because you have them publishing Sonic Mania, a game made by fans of the series that is doing everything right. Fans of the series know how to use Sonic better than the series fucking creators. Please get help Sega
>>377154057
Sanic's name is Maurice Oglive or something in the Archie comics, glad to know even my name has terminal autismus maximus.
>>377166580
How new?
>tfw I'm legit and have my own show
>>377154539
>mime
>told his parents
Isn't that like a violation of the carnie Code?
>>377162089
beep boop gamma, beep boop
>>377162792
No. Trust me, you haven't. Don't search for "two babies one fox". Please.
>>377152975
Ok i'd actually buy a Switch if this happened.
>>377166937
>the show only lasted for 10 fucking days
LMAO
>>377167193
i wont but please explain, something like this happened in another sonic thread but it died after everything went down
>>377159329
No not again
>>377154370
"fuck you kevin stop showin everyone my deviantart you peace of shit"
My sides leave the planet every time :')
>>377167440
>>377154057
This edge
>>377155362
An 'obby artist?
>>377155362
>British
>>377153039
The feature is made exactly because of the autists. By now Sega knows the Sonic fanbase and is catering hard to those sick fucks.
>>377162684
This is some Archie fan-wank
In the game-based canon, the Echidnas got their shit fucked up by Chaos cos they slapped the shit out of some Chao whilst trying to take the Chaos Emeralds.
>>377154057
Goddamn fucking inflation fetishists.
>>377162745
>This
However, I am disappointed that SEGA have stooped to such levels. They must recognise that autism is what gradually ruined Sonic. It was by far the most significant negative factor affecting Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic 06, the most autism-heavy games in the series. Sonic Colours, Generations, Mania and Lost World (to a certain extent) have given the impression that they are actually trying to make their games to a higher standard. This kinda shits all over that
>When you look at the autism long enough... the autism looks back at you
>>377168534
>I am disappointed that SEGA have stooped to such levels
It's most likely their final chance.
>>377168764
MODS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BAN THIS SHIT.
my kingdom for eggshell man
>>377168764
You don't have the balls.
>>377165793
He's also partly to blame for the levels of Sonic autism we see today. Fucking Sprite Comics and fan-character injection is all his fault.
>>377154057
Why did there have to be babyfur shit?
>>377168915
mfw im new to the fandom and i see this shit
>>377152815
i'm fucking pumped
Any of you fuckers actually turn into sonic?? Didn't think so. Christ this must be child right?
>>377168764
>Diaper(s)
>These tTail furry comics
Why he's so fucked up.
Imagine how happy Chris-Chan is at the moment. His life might be utter shit, but at least he can play as Sonichu.
>>377160887
>>377154057
This hurts my brain
>>377161023
this
Am I the only one that liked Sonic's scarf thing?
>>377154761
Is this a Jojo reference?
Those Happy Tree Friends writers are back too, so don't hold any hope for a half-decent story.
>"DUDE, BALDY MCNOSEHAIR LMAO"
>>377169974
Its a pretty pathetic scarf.
>>377160887
This stuff can't be real.
>>377170092
Wait HTF writers work on sonic?
>>377170256
It's been like that since Colors.
>>377170231
>This stuff can't be real.
Are you kidding me? You see how fucking high he is? That's premium weed, my friend. He doesn't buy fake shit.
>>377154057
kill me pls
>>377170357
worrynot
>>377169974
That scarf is pretty fucking awesome.
>no Coldsteel video being poorly embedded in this thread like the others were earlier
C'mon mods.
>>377160887
There's something about that nose...
>>377169974
> blue arms
>>377170423
MODS WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>377152815
Meet Gregor the wolf. End me.
>>377170423
>>377170582
stop
>>377154057
>>377152815
why is this good?
WHAT THE FUCK
I SAID IT AS A MEME
I DIDN'T THINK THEY WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT
>>377163486
>beta mails
pls dont tell me you actually fell for that
>>377154057
no fun for me
>>377171106
GREEN HILL
>>377154057
Fine.
>>377171106
L O N D O N
>>377171179
>>377171246
sorry, chemical plant zone
>>377154057
Read em and weep boys
>>377171217
I wanna fuck it.
>>377162802
>"doing" it with girls
>>377171179
kek
>>377154057
Oh...Neat..I guess..
....What the fuck.
>>377154057
please kill me
>>377154057
Could have been worse
>>377152815
>mfw THEY FUCKING DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
i never thought i would see the day
>>377154404
>Can't even use Pokemon sounds in Mario Maker
> Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle have their Pokémon sounds.
>>377154057
What the fuck is this shit?
>>377166937
god I miss roasting the qubo channel with my bros.
Finally
>>377152815
Whose fucking idea was this?
>>377152815
CaC is an abomination that panders to degenerates and autists and encourages laziness on all fronts.
>>377160295
WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT, SEGA OPENED THE FUCKIN PANDORA'S BOX ON US
WE WILL NOT BE KILLED BY WWIII, BUT BY THIS AUTISM SUPERNOVA
>tfw this happened because we let sega die and now they are making us pay
>>377154057
Really though I doubt any of you can match this.
>>377159564
With a massive package
>>377154057
>>377154057
> " eggman killed my angel mother and demon dad and he raped me"
holy fuck im in tears
>>377160295
Why contain it?
>>377174254
doujin when?
Also
>"it gave me the power of lightning rainbows but cursed me to walk the earth with mortals."
I wanna read something written by this kid, he's got a way with words.
Don't think any of that explained why he "killes" sonic though.
>>377154057
>tfw your name is so obscure that there's no hedgehogs
>>377174841
>tfw your name is obscure but the character already exists so you don't get any hedgehogs
>>377171774
>He is also bi
Everytime
>>377154057
>>377167417
It's a scat/pedo fetish comic
>>377154057
Neat, I actually like it.
>>377158683
He'd try to sue.
I'm disappointed at the animal choices. I always like to have cute little antlers
I hope there is at least a cosmetic piece because not being able to have a jackalope would be unfortunate
>>377152815
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
>>377154057
None for my actual name came up, this was the closest.
>>377166937
fucking qubo man
>>377154057
Now with extra bling!
>>377160158
Pussied out huh?
>>377160887
>his ganster name is tomcruse
>there are people who unironically care about the sonic "lore" and still think they can make fun of autists making my first pallette swap oc on deviantart
>>377170795
Thank fuck for that scarf and jacket, I'm a sucker for white with red trim and almost liked an OC.
>>377152815
I swear to god I remember this being announced before today. Maybe the autism was just prophetic or something but this came as absolutely no surprise to me.
>>377152815
I can't help but wonder if someone saw Sonic Dreams Collection, and said- "Hey, this has people talking!"
>>377158242
Reminder that this game is coming out on PC so modding might be possible if the game isn't programmed in a way that makes modding difficult
>>377154057
Jesus fucking Christ
YEAH I GOT A FUCKING GF
>>377154057
Oh
>>377154057
eh not bad I guess
>>377163415
siIvagunner made this joke the very second this game got announced
>>377180294
well is it accurate?
>>377180294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DROrhGJMfJY
Got my own theme song sick.
>as it said in the vid.Just to tell you that Ray is the evil dark side of sky's darkness in his heart that soons makes his own body to become Ray the hedgehog. it was going to be sky's dark form but i thought it good enough to be it's own charter so there you sky's evil self Ray the Hedgehog.
>>377154057
That English. But with my name it's not surprising.
>>377170608
>>377180897
No I'm not gay
>>377181279
but are you feminine looking?
>>377159164
Unfortunately bats are not a playable species, the one female OC we saw seemed pretty flat, and I seriously doubt there will be a breast slider.Anything is possible with mods, though.
>>377181397
No way
>>377159564
>basically a buff guy with a sonic head
>>377160158
>>377159329
>>377159685
>>377159861
>>377160158
End my life
>>377154057
Under the sea, motherfucker!
>>377154057
Here you go. My minor contribution.
the most edge one
>>377155003
THANK YOU KEN PENDERS
>It's real
Best timeline.
>>377154057
>>377152815
finally
>>377182565
Nice hand-vagina
>>377154057
This was a fantastic, yet painful exercise. It looks like a fucking cat.