Hey! You playing the 3DS! what're ya havin'?

Guinness.

>>377152205
I don't drink alcoholic beverages, sir. In fact I'm not even sure why I'm here, I should really be getting home. H-have a nice day.

That tattoo on the left arm looks like it's photoshopped on

Beer. Corellian if you have it.

appletini please, easy on the tini

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D-do you have apple juice? I-i'm not a fan of alcohol, I-i'm just here to meet my wife's new boyfriend.

>>377152363

>drinking that watered down piss stout-lite

Unless you're ordering it in Ireland, in which case: okay. Supposedly it's completely different outside of the US.

>>377152205
Long island

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>>377152812

>>377152812
appletini for the lady, enjoy

Regular Coke or Pepsi either is fine. I don't drink and I'm just here to support my friend's band.

>>377153282
thanks bro

>>377153316
You're alright in my book.

>>377153316
ugh, friend rock
the worst

>>377152205
If it isn't 10 dollars i'll have a bloody mary.
If not a beer is nice.

One beer please.

>>377152205
I'll have a glass of white wine
low alcohol content
my ex thinks I drink to much

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the amount of bitch ass niggas in this thread mane...

fucking sippin on sodie pops and shit, or chick drinks.

this is what happens when you raise a child in front of a digital screen.

>>377152851
If you have no idea if it's different outside the US why assert it?
Still a good choice if you want to pound beer that doesn't taste like piss (bud, miller, etc) but don't want to drink 10 pints of pure syrup

>>377152205
I have a 3ds with resident evil on it, why do you ask?

gin and tonic and some picklebacks with friends

>>377153734
>man tempted by the thoughts that going out and getting drunk every night may not actually be an ideal or cool lifestyle
>lashes out
pike lottery

>>377152205
One absinthe to drown my sorrows

gimme a screwdriver my dude :~]

Glass of white rum, as much as you're willing to give me. A glass of water with no ice, room temperature. A small towel.

>>377153316
you're "that" guy huh

>>377152205
I'm the DD, faggot. Now fuck off and leave me alone.

One milk please

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>>377153734
I'm 30 but legit look like I'm still 17 or in high school. Full head of hair, clear skin, full sex drive I get so much young pussy it's great. And it's all because I never drank or smoked in my life.

>>377152205
Old fashioned please.

>>377154161
Here you go
*unzips dick*

>>377154161
Fuck off, Leon

>>377153316
bless you.
Sincerely, people who do this are solid.

>>377152205
ILL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9S
A NUMBER 9 LARGE
A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP
A NUMBER 7
TWO NUMBER 45S, ONE WITH CHEESE
AND A LARGE SODA

do you got a good sarsaparilla?

>>377152537
I mean really a tattoo's already just a skin photoshop

>>377152851
>Supposedly it's completely different outside of the US.
it's certainly better in an irish pub in ireland, but it's not bad at all everywhere else you straight-edge snot.

>ctrl f "on tap"
>0 results
spot the entire board who is under the age of 30

>asking for a beer instead of saying "what's on tap"
dumbshits

I'll have a Manhattan martini please, with ice.

>>377152205
Some proseco on rocks

One orange juice

Mikes hard or tequila with some fruit punch please.

>>377152205
Water.

>>377154198
>memechan
>young pussy
pick one

>>377154317
I was going to say that but went with a joke reply

Angry Orchard please.

>>377154317
You're a moron. Just fucking check what's on tap yourself. They have the brands on them

>>377154198

>And it's all because I never drank or smoked in my life.

No, it's more than likely not

>>377152205
Smirnoff Ice please

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Some cold hard whiskey. Had a long day at work pal.

>>377152205
I'll have neat scotch and a glass of water.

>>377152205
Appletini, easy on the tini

>>377154317
I just really don't care bro.
Am i thirsty?
water or juice
Do i want alcohol and am i a cheapass?
A beer please.
Do i want alcohol and am i in a festive mood?
Ask around.

>>377153734
your favorite drink is a chick drink, fight me faggot

Jameson

Port wine and Jack Daniels please.

>>377154431
>implying you'll know everything on the handles
rofel
>>377154547
might as well ask for a queer you ninny

>>377154317
>above 30
>4chan

this board scares me sometimes

A Kolsch, please

A Fringe Weaver and a Piano Woman please.

>>377154317
>being a hipster faggot

i'm surprised you can ask what's on tap in between all the cocks you suck

>>377152205
I'll have a Vesper Martini, please.

>>377154772
hahaha man u really dont like being social do u
either way how u gonna figure out if there's a sneaky deaky cider hidin around just waitin for u to find it?? homo

>>377154518
>cold whiskey
Disgusting, lukewarm whiskey is the patrician choice.

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>>377152205
I want to die.

>>377154317
Act like you've been in a bar before. You can see the fucking handles or if it's not listed on the wall ask for a beer list. You're an asshole if you expect someone to list dozens of beers for you just to order a Bud Light.

>>377154763
Coming right up, madame.
>tfw no spicy wings with the Boss

Beer is the nectar of the nitwit.

Someone of my superior intelligence would never willingly poison myself just for a quick dopamine rush. If I wanted pleasure I would enjoy a fine book by candlelight. There is no greater exhilaration.

>>377154629
I'm 34 and frequent this board.

>>377154614
The handles will at least tell you if it's an IPA, a porter, a stout, a golden ale or a lager. If you have discerning taste in beer, you should know this shit.

>>377154198
>I'm 30 but legit look like I'm still 17 or in high school. Full head of hair, clear skin, full sex drive

if i shaved my beard, same famalamadingdong, except i smoke a pack a day, regularly kill an 18 pack or most of a handle in 1 night of drinking, plus a bunch of illegal drugs

cant get laid literally ever though, so there's that

Can you give me a Pac-Man on the rocks? XD

>>377154952
what candle brand my guy? or do you prefer homemade?

>>377154247
JP?

Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale

>>377154887
"just to order a bud light"

why u think im askin
i like a choice..
besides i dont like wearing glasses at the pub im not a queef like u

A scotch and water. Hold the scotch.

>>377154953
have you been here for a while or for less than two years or so?

actually curious

>>377152205
Milk.

tap water

>>377154317
>asking what's on tap instead of knowing what you want

does your boyfriend pick out your skirts for you too?

I'll take a Tito's and root beer my man.

>>377155181
Chocolate.

>>377155001
things i drink:
ur dad's cum
ur eyeball serum
stout
cider

IPA is for weenie bangers mate
>>377155214
yea mate we play dressup together :~]

Your finest, cheapest tequila.

>>377155065

Obviously it is my own brand made from beeswax. You do keep bees, don't you? The survival of humans is inexorably linked to honey bees, as Einstein once postulated.

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>>377154874

>>377155141
not as much as I have the past several months.

>>377155141
not that guy but I'm 30 and have been here since I was 20

>>377155269
>yea mate we play dressup together :~]
>cider
yeah i bet

L O N D O N?

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>>377154878
Haha, this man right here. I guess you can say, im reminding myself if I still feel. Turns out I still do, thankfully.

Order a beer. Don't drink and leave.

>>377155087
>I can't read the taps
>I can't see the prices on the tab
>Is that girl hot?
>At least I look cool without my glasses

>>377152205
>bringing your 3DS to the bar
People don't actually do this, right?

But I usually just get whatever sounds good, usually stouts/porters unless I'm looking to get drunk

>>377155324
how did u find me wtf delete this

Maker's on the rocks.

I'll take a tall glass of milk, please.

>>377155381
How come whiskey is so satisfying to drink yet at the same time repulsive. There's an odd attraction to it.

>>377155486
I bring my switch, then I go to the hottest girl and ask her to play 1-2 Switch with me.

>If I have money for a switch
>If I ever left my house
>If I could muster talking to a woman

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Vodka please.

>>377155371
F I N L A N B :-DD
>>377155670
vodka clears u out..,, good choince my frind

>>377155639
my man

Yuengling

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>bring switch to bar with friend
>play vs mario kart with friend at one of the booths
>people come up asking for a turn
>meeting and conversing with new people
The Switch is truly the normie console.

>>377155661
On the bright side, your plan would fail spectacularly anyways.

Tequila is the patrician's drink.

>>377152205
Dont try to shill me your drinks you jewish fuck

>>377155883
the girls must have got so wet

>>377155883
Imagine when USF2 comes out. I'm gonna take that shit everywhere.

>>377155863
Get out of here with that Chinese shit.

>>377152205
Double shot of 8 year whiskey, tall Linenkugal's Red, and your 1/3 lb bacon cheeseburger with fries.

Lemme get a white Russian, thanks.

>>377152205
I want whatever's in that jar behind you.

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>>377154317
Taps are fucking nasty, bars rarely ever clean them.You're basically drinking bacteria and smegma with alcohol content

>>377152205
Pint of Chouffe, and pint of Water.

>>377156336
i usually ask what's on tap then ask them what ciders they have : ~ ]

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GIMME A BOTTLE OF ANYTHING AND A GLAZED DONUT
TO GO

>>377152205

Whiskey Sour

Or a pear Cider.

>>377154556
the best drink are chick drinks

>>377152205
Why am I here? I don't drink alcohol, nor am I of age to do so.

>>377156336
Stop going to shitty bars. Most distributors clean them for the bars in exchange for advertising on the walls.

a tall crisp gin and tonic

>>377156479
You have to be 18 to post

>>377156003
If you're at a nightclub tequila is nice. Otherwise no thanks. I'd rather drink something else. Like scotch or a nice cold beer.

>>377152205
aren't you supposed to be streaming hearthstone kripp

>>377156336
so are showerheads
you ever clean yours? it's a fucking warzone in there

Einstok Toasted Porter please

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Whiskey on the rocks.

I need my goddamned fireball.

>>377156560
I'm 19.

>>377156003
Tequila is the best drink if you want to get shitfaced, Whisky is the patrician's drink.

>>377156191
My nigga

>>377152205
Smirnoff, straight.

>>377156752
american?

>>377156910
Yep.

>>377156910
This is an american image board, I'd assume that americans make up the largest percentage of posters

>>377156191
it's a nice drink but too sweet to have many

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>>377153734
>Most powerful man in the world, Donald Trump, hasn't touched alcohol or other degenerate shit in decades

>(You): "lol fuckin nerds, drink some more liquid piss, it's what all the cool ppl are doing"

No wonder you're a failure at life if you post on this shithole.

>>377157038
I really don't get why you guys get to drive when you're 16 but have to wait until you're 21 to drink.. But then again I bet pretty much everyone drinks before 21 in the states.

>>377152851
It's just pasteurized in the US.

Y'all's got moonshine? Nah? Aight fuck you den.

>>377152205
Shot of Vodka. Chopin if you got it, Titos if you don't.

>>377157157
My parents gave me drinks sometimes before I turned 21

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>>377157131
it's a jap board now anon

>>377157314
That's actually legal in a handful of states

Mojito

>>377155883
I'm finding it very, very hard to believe that, not only your bullshit story, but Nintendo's ultra-normie advertisement aiming @ "HEY, BRING YOUR SWITCH TO DRINKING PARTIES AND STUFF, IT'LL BE FUN!" is actually working to some degree.

>>377157157
And then isn't it Germany or somewhere where you can join the army at 17, but can't legally purchase call of duty until you're 18

>>377157194
moonshine is super overrated

>muh bootleggers
>muh illegal beverage

>>377157314
Here in sweden you get to drive at 18 and drink at bars and clubs at 18. But you have to wait unitl you're 20 to actually buy booze from our state controlled liquor stores.

>>377157153

>He trusts politicians

All the global elite are doing drugs and fucking children and basically laughing at the common folk who dance to their tune

>>377157519
That's weird but I bet the bars approve

>>377157416
Dunno maybe we have some german lurkers who can confirm.

>>377156774
Whiskey is the least pure spirit. Tequila, real tequila not Jose Cuervo Gold which is just Everclear with yellow food coloring in it, is the purest alcohol.

>>377153734
>Drinking bitter garbage
Ill just take my unicorn frap thanks

>>377157519
Having the drinking age and driving age the same here would be a nightmare. Kids are totally irresponsible and most of them suck at driving anyway

>>377157639
>drinking tequila that isn't 100% agave
>ever
absolutely disgusting

>>377152205
Bartenders don't work like that, OP
>OP confirmed for never been in a bar

>>377157410
I saw a group of people playing the Switch when I was at a barcade a few weeks ago.

>>377157157
I took a small sip from my dad's drink once when I was 9, I didn't like the taste at all and haven't had any since then.

White russian, bruh

>>377157686
In america do most people get their license with an automatic car or do they drive "stick"? (Do you call it that?)

>>377156436
>glazed donut
what did he mean by this?

>Friendless homosexual tier
doesn't drink
boasts about what he drinks

>Cool guy tier
drinks what he likes which should be beer or you're a faggot

>>377157772
>barcade

tell me more. or was it just Dave and Busters?

getting a drink in a bar anywhere in the UK or Europe is a sad affair. Watching dudes get out measuring cups so you get exactly so many ml of liquor or whatever instead of the bartender just pouring you the fucking drink

I guess not tipping was nice

>>377157883
>which should be beer or you're a faggot

Looks like you're in the friendless homosexual tier

>>377157746
That's my point. People drink Jose Cuervo and think tequila is disgusting when Jose Cuervo by definition is not actually tequila.

>>377157814
You should try it again. It's a taste that you have to develop.

>>377157884
Actual barcade. I would have checked out what they were playing, but I was too busy with muh pinball.

>>377157854
Automatic mostly, there are a lot of people in the south that have manual trucks though so it's likely their kids drive stick. Also kids into the car scene with riced out hondas drive stick too

>>377157996
Patron my dude

>>377157854
The vast vast majority of people in the United States don't know how to drive manual and cars with manual transmissions make up less than 10% of all new car sales.

>>377157427
Have some of Tim Smith's Climax moonshine and get back to me. By the way it's legal.

>>377152205
give me real white supremacist milk

>>377158082
>Patron
Overrated. You can get better tequila for less.

>>377152205
1 m-milk...please..

>>377154198
even some fashion models smoke. (and drink, obviously)
there isnt a strong correlation unless you do it to a point where it affects your entire lifestyle

DUDE

ALCOHOL

LMFAOOOOOO

>>377158165
Really? In sweden pretty much everyone drives stick.

>>377158165
Other than a truck I will never buy an automatic. If that means I'm stuck with used cars in the future so be it.

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>driving automat

>>377157410
context matters you autistic. bringing switch to club? no. bringing switch to a random house party? no. bringing it to a party with a small circle of people you know already? sure, its gonna be fun

>>377155656
Gives you a taste of reality lol.

Not really a good reason to drive stick anymore unless you want a marginally cheaper new vehicle.

Do you have any cocktail specials for today?

That's okay, just a margarita is fine.

Love, what would you like to drink? Get whatever you'd like.

>>377158505
>significantly easier and cheaper to fix
>push starts
Have fun calling AAA when your battery dies. I can just push it a few feet and pop the clutch.

>>377155291
My man

>>377158505
i love automat in really old cars like old mercedes. its super comfy to drive. but for faster cards, manual feels good

Just give me a shot of straight, unfiltered LSD.

>>377158703
I have a jump battery in my truck just in case and haven't needed it for my last 3 vehicles. And any half decent automatic will last as long as a manual anymore.

Stick was the better choice for vehicle maintenance (also price) for a really long time, I agree, but anymore it's a non-factor.

>>377158505
There's always the smell of burnt clutch.

>>377158928
I'm pretty sure you'll just straight up die if you took this.

>>377152205
Blue Moon.

Pint of Swordfish please.

>>377159183
Nope.
Might get pretty severe psychological damage though.

>>377154317
>spot the entire board who is under the age of 30
I'm 31 and I've never ordered whats on tap, you fucking spergy cunt. You order by brand, dickhead.

>>377152205
Rye and Ginger, followed by some Stella

>>377159405
Every single bar I've ever been to has had what's on tap written or displayed somewhere. You don't "Ask what's on tap"

Evan Williams, neat.

If you don't have it I'm leaving.

>>377157416
you can buy drink from 16 in Germany. Here in Ireland it's 18 but everybody drinks from 16+ and if you're nice the off-licenses let you buy alcohol

>tfw only enjoy Long Island or Angry Orchard equivalent
Who needs a middle ground

Old fashioned.

whiskey and keep it coming

>>377152205
some VIDEO GAMES please

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>>377159183
That's the plan.

>>377159379
Considering you usually take a fragment of a carton where a few drops of lsd are added, a full shot doesn't seem like a good idea to me.

t. chemistry student too lazy to look up msds for LSD.

>Going to the bar
Yeah, not in my college city. I'll stay home with some ol'latrobe or Old English

>>377152476
this

>>377160505
>Olde English
I'm a lightweight and one bottle of that shit is enough to get me drunk, it's the most economic drink in existence.

>>377160854
Trust me lad, i started out at only half a bottle, it's going to get worse if you drink often. Also, don't go down the four loko road. That's a baaaad road my friend.

>>377157856
Knowing Diamond Dave, he probably literally meant a glazed donut.

>>377156191
Here you go, pal. Oh and I heard what happened to your rug, damn savages.

>>377161380
It really tied the room together.

God I need to rewatch this movie

If 9am or close, a porter or a trappist

If midnight and past, Jameson on the rocks.

>>377152205
Pint of guest ale my man,

>>377161103
>4loko
We used to give them to Freshmen who talked too much about how much they "loved partying" or how they do "20 shots before going out".

Make sure to get the ones with Caffeine

>>377161710
Pretty sure you'd have to import those. Some college kids died drinking those with the caffeine in them.

>>377161710
That's mean.

Your best local beer on tap.

>>377161872
Even after they were banned in my state, some sketchy drive-thrus still sold them. But this was a little while ago

>>377161984
>That's mean
A human has the ability to read what is on the container of what they are drinking, and also has the ability to say no.

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>>377152205
>drinking alcoholic beverages
*scoffs* Does it look like im a drunk? Please, I'll have a water. Yes, A water, thank you.

Long Island Iced Tea. EXTRA long.

>>377162779
I got just the " thing "
*unzips dick*

Drank a whole fifth of vodka yesterday. Is there another spirit I can drink without setting my asshole on fire

>>377152205
A new fucking circle pad because mine broke.

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A GIN AND TONIC