How do we make it go competitive?

Haven't you heard of professional gambling on Mario Retardy?

>>377142384
100 turns

add wave dashing
make only half the characters viable

You can't. It's a game based entirely around luck.
>>377142686
If only there were a Mario Retardy set up ala Saltybet.

>>377142384
It's more competitive than Overwatch.

>>377142384
i haven been following mario party since the gamecube era. is there seriously still no MP game with online?

>>377142686
Reminder that if you're never done shitfaced extreme mario party with the lads you've never lived.

>>377143185
Nope. They overhauled the system (for the worse) for 9 too.

>>377143184
/thread

>>377142384
Ranked Mario party online with solo queue and duo queue

>>377142384
Add in Nintendo characters from other franchises, allow items to be turned off, and play on only the more sterile stages.

Mario Party games have always been competitive.

Remove RNG and luck based minigames.

In other words, make in not Mario Party.

>>377142384
Travel back to 1997 and prevent it from ever being made.