Here's your controller bro

File: 2017-04-20 12.59.33.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x1836px

>>377142371
Thanks bro but I have my own.

>>377142371

Do these really help with fetidness and stress?

File: Ollie-on-a-Tech-Deck-Using-Three-Fingers-Step-6[1].jpg (2MB, 2067x1162px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2067x1162px

Here's your controller bro

>>377143297
is it just me, or do these things look like an abstract JRPG party?

>>377143551
no

>>377142371
>>377143297
Are these things as annoying as all the people bitching about them?

So are these like the new fads in schools and shit?

File: L2vuQ2P.jpg (3MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3264x2448px

>here's your keyboard bro

>>377144556
it's just something to idly play with while you study or whatever. Remember those annoying people who click their pens endlessly? this is specifically designed for them. everybody is making such a huge fuss over them because they effectively do nothing, and were an insane kickstarter success

File: maxresdefault.jpg (219KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 1920x1080px

Hollow Knight

>>377145152
Sounds autistic

File: 1455064786951.png (11KB, 138x173px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 138x173px

>>377142371
>>377143297
why are fidget docahedrons so overdesigned, /v/ros?

File: 1494271657363.jpg (448KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

448KB, 1280x720px

>>377143551
It's a stupid phrase they keep spouting to sell their fidget spinners/autism cubes. Fiddling a pen also reduces the urge to fidget but it's harder to slap a £10 price on those.

File: 19939817295812.jpg (31KB, 456x320px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 456x320px

>>377145152
>You didn't come up with the idea of fidget spinners or fidget cubes

>>377145323
>autistic
not really, I have a slinky that I play with when I'm bored, this is the same thing just a different package.

>>377145335
gotta keep those retards occupied

>>377145518
>a tenner for an autism spinner
Where the fuck do you live?

>>377142371
Are these the new yakbak/pogs?

>>377143719
didnt these use to come with little dudes?

>>377145957
There's that one image of someone searching 'autism toy' and it comes up with a bunch of overpriced fidget spinners.
Haven't actually seen any in shops in Britain. They're a meme normies picked up on

>>377142371
>>377143297

I finally know what Homer was dreaming about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtT0xZ11wM

>>377146010
>not throwing the little guys in the trash as soon as you got them
Literally everyone used them as finger skateboards

File: PENZE22[1].jpg (27KB, 300x138px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 300x138px

>>377145152

>>377146010
>>377146595
They were never sold with anything other than the board, what the fuck are you two on about?

>>377145268
amazing game, but what do you mean

File: 3329726388_9de812779f[1].jpg (95KB, 343x500px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 343x500px

Here's your controller bro

>>377145654

Odd right, I've been using a rubik's cube that been worn down to clear white plastic for the past 10+ years for this very purpose, never thought people would pay so much for it.

I have no sympathy for anyone with fidget-itis and hasn't mastered basic pen spinning yet. It's fucking satisfying, and you look like less of a faggot than pinching plastic clit cubes.

>>377147456

>mastered pen spinning

Its something to occupy the hands, not something to be autistic over, autist.

Why do I keep seing those fidget devices lately?

>>377145659
yikes

>>377147614
They're the latest normalfag meme.

So that's what I found in the bathroom! Glad I nicked it.

>>377147768
>bathroom

Eww.

>>377147801
>he squats by the side of the road

>>377148172
>he collects things from a human excrement container

>>377147668
Funny enough, I had them before the kickstarter. I kept breaking them because they were cheap. The kickstarter one didn't even get here until last month.

File: Toasty.png (469KB, 797x340px) Image search: [Google]

469KB, 797x340px

Well, here's your controller, bro

>>377142371
>>377143297
So what are all the components to the fidget dodecahedron?

File: 51djLVOSU8L.jpg (40KB, 300x400px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 300x400px

>>377146979
Tech Deck Dudes.

>>377150010
Clicker
Directional Pad, also clicks
Three dials without resistance
Large Disc Dial, has soft, responsive stops like a watch winder
Thumb groove space
Three squeezable plastic heads
Singular plastic head
Sliders, like what you find on an Audio board or like the 3DS's analog switches for 3D/Volume <favorite
On/Off switch, there's even a slight difference in sound between them
Joystick much like any modern controller though it doesn't click in far

>>377148365
>>377148172

>things which are specifically made to be touched constantly and a lot

Sorry dude, but thats pretty disgusting.

>>377146240

Loads of fucking tourist shops in Oxford sell them, my friends bought a cube each when they came to see me.

>>377146595
>throwing the Dude away
What kinda tryhard faggot throws away the dude?

>>377145654
Time to go back in time, patent the idea myself, and then build a giant statue of myself pissing with a foutain

File: IMG_20170513_223143.jpg (260KB, 1040x780px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 1040x780px

>tfw addicted to autism shurikens

can't wait for normies to lose interest in them so that the market will stop being flooded with cheap overpriced bullshit ones and I can more easily find quality ones (that are still overpriced but fuck it)

>>377147801
found the Pajeet

File: 545b883b-5832-4ad2-94bd-ab3dfb82bbff_1.6948123129258ca88e5ef28d3414b40b.jpg (15KB, 450x450px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 450x450px

>>377150868
Yeah, it's not like there's some sort of antiseptic solution you can buy fucking everywhere to clean it with or something.

>>377145152
>>377153870
man, it's so easy to trigger niggers into new shit

>>377146240
>Haven't actually seen any in shops in Britain.
Live in a beach resort town. They're fucking everywhere that cheap tourist tat is sold. This town is plastered with them.

>>377153870
That one with the eye and what looks like dragon wings looks cool as fuck, you get it online anywhere I'd be able to find it I half kind of want that

>>377154318
It's made of cheap aluminum that will break if you drop it for sure, and the bearing is press-fit so you can't remove it for cleaning or replacement, and the design of the wings makes it hella unbalanced so it wobbles like crazy when you spin it, but the spinning action itself is at least smooth and it only cost me eight bucks so whatever

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2017-NEW-VERSION-Dragon-Hand-Finger-Spinner-Fidget-Toy-Desk-Focus-EDC-Toy/222496420598?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m2749.l2649

>>377153870
>Legendary Epic Corrupted Spinner of Judgement
>(Level 80)

>>377154572
+4 to Autism
15% chance to do 7-23 poison damage over 3.2 seconds on strike

>>377154829
>poison damage
it's fire+wind

>>377154523
Thanks, there's a bunch of versions of it on UK ebay so I'll just pick one of those if I feel like dropping 8 quid on something that looks kinda cool