Plus more Splatoon 2!
wow 2 shit games
>>377113161
Y-yeah you tell them sonybro!
Do you think we'll get a testfire announcement for ARMS?
Is this real?
>>377113265
Yes! YES! IT'S HAPPENING!
Awesome. Wonder if they'll drop all three remaining characters.
>>377113227
you don't even have Ape Escape 4, haha
>>377113265
hopefully
This means less time talking about these 2 games at E3 which is great news.
>>377113227
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS WAGGLE SHIT AND PEDOPHILE GAME YOU'RE A SONYBRO!!!
Pathetic
>>377113073
fuck yes.
3pm PT.. what's that for me in germany? Midnight?
Also, this would make it so they have to spend less time talking about ARMS at E3, which is good. More time for other, newer things.
>>377113265
One can hope, this game is in need of some sort of public demo.
>entire direct is about their ARMS and splatoon 2 esports plans
>>377113408
You wish.
They'll get just as much stage time.
>>377113073
OMG! I couldn't care any less.
>>377113460
Yes, midnight.
Who will we see tomorrow?
>>377113460
7am I think?
>>377113073
You mean Wednesday
I can't wait for all the threads where game deprived Nintendo fans push ARMS as a legit fighting game.
Will there be some waifu shit in ARMS?
>>377113409
>WAGGLE SHIT AND PEDOPHILE GAME
Oh, so you're one of those
>>377113649
finally, I was stroking my dick for 10 whole minutes without some salty anon to fap to. what are you wearing?
>>377113652
There's a delicious brown girl left to announce for ARMS.
I wonder if they will show off a campaign for ARMS?
>>377113073
>a deep dive into the upcoming ARMS game
Reveals everywhere! Testfire! Amiibo!
>>377113652
There already is
>>377113073
it seems like just yesterday we didn't know shit about Arms. now we're predicting announcements
>>377113536
You cared so little you postedin this thread to post a snide comment in a video game thread on the video games board
Well, I'm glad they're getting ARMS out of the way before E3, that means they can focus more time on Odyssey and unannounced titles.
>>377113073
Imagine if they end up announcing one of the characters of ARMS as a playable character for the Smash 4 port on Switch.
>>377113891
Oh you sweet summer child.
>Reggie leaves the room at the end of the ARMS direct, switching off the light
>"Oh... by the way", he says, while half-turning around back to the camera, "an ARMS testfire will be live starting RIGHT NOW and last through the next week, have fun everyone"
>>377113891
Doesn't ARMS come out before E3?
>>377113891
>he thinks nintendo will talk about anything besides odyssey
L>O>L
>>377114005
No, it releases like 2 days after E3 or something
>>377113959
fucking hell reggie. just do porn already
>>377114007
Nintendo’s E3 activities kick off Tuesday, June 13, at 9 a.m. PT with its Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017 video presentation. Available to view live at http://e3.nintendo.com, this presentation will offer more details about Super Mario Odyssey and other Nintendo Switch games, with a focus on games launching in 2017.
>>377114005
It comes out the end of that week
>>377114028
>>377114138
holy fucking shit if there is more than 5 minutes of ARMS at e3 i'm gonna suicide bomb nintendo
When's this on in Australia? Is this going to be another early morning direct that I can't watch live thanks to being a wage slave?
nobody gives a shit. where the fuck is fzero
>>377114005
Releases right after E3.
>last full direct was 90% arms shit
>have another direct soon after all about arms
>e3 is going to have a massive segment on arms too
I can't wait for this stupid trash to flop, Nintendo needs to learn that nobody cares about their waggle baby game and CERTAINLY nobody gives any single ounce of a shit of it ever being a competitive game.
>>377114131
>other nintendo switch games
As i suspected, dragon quest monsters is dead.
Fuck squeenix, i will never buy anything from them.
>got 3DS game announcements out of the way before E3
>got new 2DS XL announcement out of the way before E3
>getting ARMS and Splatoon 2 stuff out of the way before E3
They must be pretty confident in whatever they're gonna show
>>377114131
LMFAO SURE just like they brought other games last time. it'll be pokemon go 2. stop being delusional
>>377114178
There is a tournament on one of the days
>>377114236
you want your dicks and crows grilled or fried???
>>377113574
If they don't reveal brown qt I'm done with this game
>>377114178
10 minutes confirmed
>>377113073
That's actually interesting
The only reason they would have a direct is because they want to show something of importance from the game
At this point you would assume the only thing left to show are the 3 remaining characters
Looking forward to it, this game looks like it has even more shit than we anticipated
I work for Ninty in Frankfurt, I don't know much about this direct itself, but because of work I do on the server management I do know that they will most likely announce a Splatoon-like testfire beta for ARMS tomorrow, so enjoy
>spring man has a new render after reading all of the toothpaste jokes
kek
>>377114251
Paper Mario 3 3DS is going to be saved for E3, and they're just going to focus on mostly 2017 with the odd 2018 trailer (read: Retro's game)
>>377114298
fuck you, purple eyes or I kill kosuke
They're also showing a trailer for the single player mode of Splatoon 2, by the way.
>>377114368
danke. you da man, anon
>>377114236
>last direct was %90 arms
No actually just 7 minutes of a 45 minute direct
>>377113408
Hahahahahaha I know that is wishful thinking but damn nigga you made my morning.
>>377114504
>>377113073
>They gave Spring Man a new render
For what purpose
I thought people were sick of waggleshit, why is it all of a sudden okay again?
My birthday tomorrow
>>377114561
No more Mr Nice Guy
1. Click on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQJ6Be3EkxY
2. Listen to the music from 0:06 to 0.16
3. If you groove you lose
Can you do it?
>>377114561
are you sure? looks the same
>>377114597
Waggle is optional in ARMS anon.
ARMS in one of those very rare cases where a demo can only boost potential sales.
>>377114561
American box art Spring Man.
>>377114597
Maybe because it isn't waggle shit. We've moved past the point at which motion controls are just "shitty wagglan crap".
Gyro aiming in Splatoon and the precise motion controls in arms are proof of that.
It's also optional, so fuck you.
>>377114648
>>377113759
>They made the guardian amiibo with moveable legs
>A prototype for moveable ARMS amiibo
>>377114597
Thanks, Trump
I fucking love /v/ around E3 when there's news coming everywhere all the time0
>>377114597
It can be played without motion controls and looks like a pretty deep fighting game plus looks fun
>>377114658
>being blind
>>377114609
happy birthday anon
>>377114648
>tfw no perfectly looped .gif or .webm of dna man's idle animation seen there at the beginning
>>377114648
DNA MAN IS FUCKING OP
The Japanese page for the direct says the Splatoon trailer is 2 minutes long
I need a demo, Nintendo.
>>377114773
I dunno. I don't see it
So why does everyone have swirly arms except the girl in the mech?
>>377114905
We'll probably see a bit of the new single player mode
>>377113073
thursday is the fourth one, you're thinking of wednesday
>>377114609
You make me sick. I hope you have a wonderful day, scumbag
>>377113073
Fucking finally.
>>377114954
steepest shore
PLACE YOUR BETS NOW TO CASH IN ON "I TOLD YOU SO" POINTS TOMORROW
1. They will reveal a single player career/story mode, it'll probably be Tekken like with cutscenes and a bit of story for all characters as you progress through and finish it
2. They will reveal at least 1 new character
3. They will announce a testfire demo for it on the first weekend of June
You know this shit is going to flop right?
100k max in Japan
200k USA
75k Europe
>>377115187
Yeah, it'll probably be a massive blunder like Splatoon.
Nintendildos are finished!
>>377114561
>Ribbon is the only one smiling now
>it's a smug bitch smile
>>377114609
Gross, hopeall your problems and insecuritiesget run over by a truck.
>>377114609
happy birthday faggot
>>377115238
>comparing a casual shooter to a niche fightan
Coming for Overwatch's Wig.
Arms will be huge.
>>377115157
I say a testfire and new char are very likely. that other stuff is bullshit
>>377113073
>oh cool ARMS direct
>oh cool 5.17.2017
Oh shit that's tomorrow, noice
>>377115187
You know, I used to be wrong about tons of shit just like you. then I met allah
>>377115342
But will Trump be impeached?
Pick your element
>>377115342
this triggered me
can someone make a countdown timer?
>>377115476
Fire to get knockdown and then obnoxiously cover all of their wake-up options.
>>377113959
>Nintendo testfires
>You can play the game for exactly one hour
>btw good luck finding a game in our shitty flooded servers
>>377115476
ninjaro with stun/electric will be OP
>>377115476
post yfw you aren't stun scum
>B-BUT POKEMON STARS IS COMING
>>377115574
I played the Spla2n testfire and had literally zero and I mean ZERO issues. Constant matches, no disconnects, flawless connection and gameplay.
Get rekd.
>>377113574
Hopefully purple-eyed guy. What can he be? I need to know.
>>377115592
>not being the absolute worst possible human being at all times
NO FUN IS MY FUN
>>377115631
Eurogamer? Lying again?
Surely you jest
>>377115675
I bet you double wield chakram too. sicko
>>377113073
If Splatoon played like mario sunshine it would be infinitely more fun.
Also people seriously give a shit about ARMS? I mean The only positive if it sells is that Nintendo may make more new IPs, but the game itself looks like shovelware.
>>377114298
Stop waifufagging
http://www.strawpoll.me/12978074
>>377115904
Can i make you my waifu then?
Minmin for dindin!
>>377115892
Nintendo make several new IPs every year
also
>wanting a game to be more like Sunshit
Out, gamecube kiddy.
>>377114395
>jealous that he can't afford a bathrobe business suit, anon makes empty threats
>>377115892
>WHY ARE THINGS NOT THE THINGS I LIKE REEEEEE?E?E?E?E?E?E?E?E?E?E?E?!?!?!?!?!!!JDFBSDFKJLSJFJHBDEFBJKSgSK<DSFDBsjFJSFBSWFNSNFKJNSF
>>377115992
>like Minmin design
>feetfags dive on because kicks
WHEN IS THE GASSING HAPPENING
>>377115892
>If Splatoon played like mario sunshine it would be infinitely more fun.
>>377116093
You realize that feet are one of the most erotic parts of a 2D woman, right
Holy shit yes. I've been dying for some ARMS news lately.
>>377116035
s-shut up! I'll kill him! Y-you'll see!
>>377115992
Minmin forAmiibo
>>377115892
>If Splatoon played like mario sunshine it would be infinitely more fun.
Go play sunshine then, it didn't go anywhere
>>377116160
you literally have a defective brain
>>377114725
>and the precise motion controls in arms
lol
>>377114597
It's optional
Second, fuckers like you don't pay attention, it's not waggle, the controls are motion sensitive, all you have to do is push your hands slightly forward
>>377116180
w-what is this?
>>377116180
why do you have shit taste?
>>377116234
Have you played it?
Nope, you haven't.
>>377116264
Have you?
>>377116160
If you're a brain dead monkey
>>377116295
Yes
>>377116180
uh
>>377115906
this poll is fucking rigged. Trump was right
>ARMS
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A SHITTY FUCKING GAME LIKE THIS?!
>>377116097
Imagine the same game with movement options instead of just slow walking and squid mode.
>>377115631
Because we totally got Pokemon Gray and PokemonZ with the "proven" second half of the map
>>377115892
Sunshine controls like ass, fuck off with your shitty ideas.
>>377116353
t.
>>377116353
Why do people give a fuck about shitty games like Bloodborne and The Witcher 3?
>>377116173
>>377114251
>They must be pretty confident in whatever they're gonna show
>>377116379
>Sunshine controls like ass
Whoa that anon is a shitposter and everything but calm down there
>>377116353
>Iconic characters
>new IP
>seemingly skill-based gameplay
>good aesthetic
>>377115958
Anon stop
>>377116353
>>377116379
That implies that all 3d marios have shit controls.
>>377114251
After winning last year's E3 with a single game they probably feel like nothing's impossible.
>>377116410
>implied implications
ARMS will be boring garbage. It's fucking repulsive.
>>377116441
>implying false equivalence
Bloodborne and The Witcher 3 are fully fledged AAA releases. ARMS is a shitty fighting game with a dumb gimmick and waggle controls.
>>377116353
Looks really fun.
>>377115992
SPICY FEETS
why is min min so cute
>>377116491
>Iconic characters
inigo montoya.jpg
>new IP
So fucking what? Nintendo releases new IPs all the fucking time and only literal idiots don't know that
>seemingly skill-based gameplay
The gameplay looks like fucking TRASH
>good aesthetic
Fair enough. The art isn't bad.
>>377113073
>mfw as I'm trying to learn the Arms theme song
>mfw I'm going to sing it to a potential girlfriend
Surely this will work because I'm out of ideas on trying to get a girlfriend
>>377116601
She just has a cute face all around
>>377113073
>mii boxing 2 electric boogaloo
Are there people really excited about this?
>>377113408
>This means less time talking about these 2 games at E3 which is great news.
I'd imagine they'll talk about ARMS first since that will be released after E3
>>377116715
>I posted it again
>>377116684
I wonder how she feels about unprotected sex.
>>377116617
since when? what the hell. you make it seem like nintendo cranks out new IPs every 6 months
>>377116684
too bad the canon dragon arms are shit in the ninjara/DNA man meta
>>377116715
>look_ma.jpg
>>377116759
Whip up a broth in me, anon
>>377113073
its literally like childrens morning cartoon
stop buying these if you´re over 17 years of age unless youre getting it for a 3 year old son
..you do have kids and a job right anon? you wouldnt just manchild all your life with LEGO-tier childrens games?
>>377116831
REEEE the game isn't out and we have tards talking about a meta
>>377116775
>The Wonderful 101
>Pushmo/Crashmo
>Dillon's Rolling Western
>Splatoon
>Pikmin
>Tomodachi
>Style Savvy
>Rhythm Heaven
The list goes on.
>>377116885
Thanks for the advice, anime girl posting anon.
>>377116715
As someone who loved Teleroboxer on the Virtual Boy (yes, the Virtual Boy), yeah, another game with fighting robots seems nice.WHERE IS MY VB VIRTUAL CONSOLE FOR THE 3DS, NINTENDO? IWATA MENTIONED THAT IT WAS SOMETHING THAT COULD HAPPEN SOME DAY!!!!
>>377116920
just over a year for ARMS at EVO anon
>>377116885
>life advice
>anime picture
oh im laffin
>>377116885
>its literally like childrens morning cartoon
>posts an image of a children's morning cartoon
So is Arms just Pokken Tournament without the Pokemon? Because that's exactly what it looks like.
>>377116541
They're doing the same thing this year with Mario Odyssey I guarantee it, you're all hyping yourselves up for disappointment.
>>377116831
Ninjara didn't dominate any of the tournaments Japan held. Ribbon Girl was by far the biggest threat.
>Somewhere in the scrap yard, I understand that there is a workshop of Mekanikka ...?
>>377117093
No? Not even remotely, they play nothing alike in any way.
>Is the blueprint that was found in the scrap yard! Now, Watakushi also make a powered suit ...?
>>377117112
delete
>>377117093
Do you know what "exactly" means?
>>377117137
>picture in the far left shows little mechanics held by some robot guy
NEW CHARACTER HINTED AT
>>377114561
He deserves it, he's the mascot after all
>>377116936
Pikmin was a decade and a half ago
>I think the fact that the design view of the seat is surprisingly narrow ne ... prototype?
>>377116936
lmao half of those aren't nintendo and the newest one was from 2 years ago. you clearly don't know shit
>>377116548
man, minmin's ass is plump
>>377113073
Biff will present it, right?
>>377117112
>They're doing the same thing this year with Mario Odyssey I guarantee it
I will be -very- angry if that's the case.
>>377117269
Irrelevant. The point remains that they push out "NEW IP"s all the damn time. Giving ARMS a bunch of points for being "new" is fucking dumb.
>>377117296
>half of those aren't nintendo
Shows how much you actually know about Nintendo and their intellectual properties.
>>377117337
Leave Minmin alone unless you want a roundhouse kick to your face, punk!
>>377117337
can I get one like hers if I eat ramen all day?
>>377113073
>better promote those two games that no one really cares about during a period of no games instead of revealing new upcoming titles to build hype.
What is Nintendo's fucking problem?
>>377117382
shows how much you know. nintendo did not develop half of those
>>377117506
>>377117398
mummy is such a bro
>>377117506
>No one really cares about
>Splatoon
Are you insane. I'm excited as fuck for Splatoon 2 while simultaneously being extreme disinterested in ARMs
>>377117517
Actually, they developed almost all of them and even in cases where they gave the project to 2nd and 3rd party studios, Nintendo still owns the IPs.
>>377117506
>Nintendo should announce new games before e3 and only present announced games then
retard
>>377117398
remember when master mummy beat the living shit of that ninjara on the tourney?
>>377117360
BASED BIG NEWS BIFF
>>377117517
Nintendo aren't developing Hey! Pikmin. I guess Pikmin isn't a Nintendo IP?
>>377117656
kill yourself. it's about them being first party new IPs. that's why this is news
>>377117517
then bloodborne isn't sony IP since they didn't developed it
Can we just send every consolewar autist to the moon or something?
>>377113536
*could care less
>>377117729
it's not new
this game is overpriced but at least I have this 7
>>377117767
>first party new IPs
In all those cases they're new IPs that are wholly owned by Nintendo.
You need to get a grip anon. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>377117360
Am I the only one who hates his design? The big hand on his head looks so stupid.
>>377117506
>No one cares about Splatoon
>>377113073
I hope it sways me because I'm feeling nothing about it
>>377117878
I know this is bait but cmon, anon, stop avoiding the topic
>>377118024
It's not bait. If anything, YOU are the bait.
>>377117687
>it can only be one or the other
retard
>>377118103
Can I be bait too?
http://gonintendo.com/stories/280187-arms-details-on-item-drops-during-gameplay
>items that appear each round
this can be switched off in the options menu
>one powers up your super, one heals you, and the other is a time bomb you can "hot potato" back and forth with punches
>items are dropped by the pod in the image above
>>377118103
give arms a chance, anon. Don't be a nigger
>final you
fly into the direct minmin-chan
>>377118274
fucking WHAAAAAAAAT? was not expecting that
>>377118363
Nah.
I'm dead serious here too. I'm going to ignore this release. It's going to fail.
ARMS will become what we all feared Splatoon was going to be: Niche and underperforming at retail.
>>377118274
Man I hope they changed Minmin's fan, that gap is unhealthy.
>>377117925
>watches pewdiepie once
>>377118274
Oh shit, i can see the "no items, fox only, final destination" bullshit happening again.
>>377118535
It's ok anon I'll buy two copies to make up for you not getting it :)
>>377118562
Does it intimidate you, pencil-dick?
>>377118623
Never watched pewdiepie, except for his obnoxious appearance on that South Park episode.
>>377118701
string cheese character when?
>>377117506
>better promote those two games that no one really cares
Really?
M E C H A N I C A
A
G O G O
>>377119253
man, /v/ is always wrong
>>377119609
this...I like this
>>377119637
that's neofag
>>377119728
yeah, exactly, same people
>>377119725
>>377119609
Is Mechanica a Pillar Man?
>>377116469
>no long jump
>level design reliant on dumbass jetlack gimmicks except for the secret stages
It's shit
>>377119827
artist name?
>>377120035
https://twitter.com/oncemorerainbow
>>377119997
Speaking to this, do any of you get an "evil villain" vibe from any of the characters so far? Even Master Mummy is like a father or something.
I mean its fine but makes me think the story everyone is expecting is not really plot based like a Street Fighter or a Mortal Kombat.
>>377120140
this guy
https://twitter.com/oncemorerainbow/status/864450186268954624
I like this guy
>>377117398
aww, i love this guy
>>377120213
does there need to be a villain? what about them fighting for something else
>>377115016
>>377120506
>>377120604
stop, I don't wanna fall in love
>>377120685
>>377120778
Hopefully the artist releases cleaned up versions of their art. I like the sketchiness, but it would be great if they added color.
>>377113073
The reason these games are linked is gonna be because Helix is in Spla2oon and an Inkling is gonna be in Arms isn't it?
>>377117838
Nah, moon's too close. I was thinking andromeda.
>>377120937
oh no you fucking don't! keep those squid things out of my arms
>>377120937
>>377121029
>>377114640
is this a got damn jojo reference?
>>377113073
Twenty-three minutes, two minutes of it is the Splatoon 2 trailer
>>377121327
>>377121237
>after fucking ribbon girl
>>377121207
yes
>>377121542
Is this image a reference to the manga, anime and video game franchise, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
>>377114253
Did Pokemon, Ever Oasis, Yokai Watch, and Mario Party not count? I know Yokai and MP were bad, but they WERE there.
>>377121029
it's too late my dude, it's happening
>>377121717yeah
>>377121852
REEEEEE I WILL BEAT SQUIDDY SCUM TO DEATH WITH TOASTERS
>>377121781
>responding to an obvious shitpost
>>377115476
what effects do they each have? besides the obvious stun
>>377116221
>>377116297
only redditors don't like feet
>>377117245
What are his arms though? they look like Spring Man's springs
>>377122296
Sprigman's arms are blue, with red insides.
The guy in that has solid red arms, which no one else has (Ribbon girl has white stripes going down hers)
Can you imagine being a Nintendo-sucking manbaby and being excited about such a shovelware-looking piece of shit, because you're THAT desperate for any game you'd suck shit from an asshole as long as it was a Nintendo exclusive?
>>377122627
>implying this game looks bad at all
>>377117925
It's stupid looking, but also kind of cute.
>>377122527
Right, they don't look exactly like his arms but they do look like springs, or similar thick metal coils. Maybe Spring Man's father / coach was a former champ.
what the fuck are they doing
>>377122627
you should go to the sonic thread, there's a lot more funposting to be had. We're just speculating and enjoying fanart over here
>>377122783
I'm guessing it's Mr. roboto from >>377113574
How tight are Minmin's shorts?
>>377116662
dont do that
>only work a desk job mondays and wednesdays
>Nintendo keeps putting Directs out on wednesday exclusively
But why.
well, I'm off to bed. see you fine gents tomorrow for the big announcements
also >>377122851
he's right. can't believe sega actually approved that shit. tommorrow is gonna be wild
Thanks google
>>377121006
It would take too long. How about the fucking Sun?
>>377122987
All caps when you spell the game's name.
>>377123258
is this a DOOM reference
Why did Mechanica and Min Min get more popular than ribbon girl?
>>377123727
Lack of taste and love of fat asses.
>>377123727
Mechanica is a cute loli engineer and Minmin is a very cute asian girl with a tight thicc ass, adorable ramen hair too
Ribbon Girl is just like your average bimbo whore
>>377123727
They're cuter,
>>377123789
>>377113073
They better announce a big story mode, akin to custom robo on the gamecube. I would consider buying it if that's the case. Right now it looks like a cool $20 minigame.
>>377123789
wow rude
>>377122945
why not?
It's a good theme song
>>377115574
>>btw good luck finding a game in our shitty flooded servers
>>377123880
It'll be $40 at most if there's no story. $60 if there is. But there should be, that mummy dude loves his family supposedly so there's some deep lore there.
>>377123727
Ribbon Girl - Peach (ditzy bimbo moron)
Mechanica - Daisy (cute happy brunette)
Minmin - Rosalina (sexy waifubait)
Nobody likes Peach either
>>377113073
>plus a new splatoon 2 trailer
can't wait for a single player trailer with Callie betraying you for the octos
>>377124391
Wtf I hate Mechanica now.
>>377124391
>Mechanica - Daisy
>>377113649
But it is. Just because it's not a street fighter clone doesn't mean it's not.
>>377124391
>Mechanica - Daisy
I don't mind this comparison since I like Daisy
>>377114597
Do you even know what waggle is?
Because waggle =/= motion controls in general. Rather, waggle = bad and lazy motion controls.
You don't call the Vive waggle, do you?
so why are all the characters amputated?
>>377124675
>Shitposters
>knowing things
>>377124727
they were born that way
>>377124391
>Daisyfag
>>377124727
They're genetically modified via a superpower virus.
Helix was made that way and Mechanica is riding a mecha, and she has normal arms.
>>377124257
I understood that reference.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2190779
>>377125240
2 lood
>>377113409
>sonybro calling other games pedophile
hue
>>377113767
This is my main and I don't need anything else.
>>377125240
Canonically not a thing. Get BTFO slutfags.
>implying you can find a single flaw
>>377126146
Can't see any tight ass like I can with Minmin
>>377126075
>implying she hasn't built multiple suits
>implying a mechanically inclined girl who is in the process of discovering her body totally wouldn't
Can't wait
>>377126275
>who is in the process of discovering her body
She's 16 in Japan and 18 in North America. She's already discovered her body.
>>377126784
so then she's already made the suits
>>377113351
>tfw your waist doesnt gyrate constantly
>>377116353
Noodle waifu and looks fun as fuck, even my girlfriend wants to try it.
So what kind of ARMS do you want to see in the game?
>ropes -> Cowboy
>vines -> flower girl (hopefully they reveal her tomorrow)
>paper spring -> origami fighter
>tentacles -> alien
>>377127080
>computer wires and cables -> robot
>>377127276
>Mechanica
>>377117432
MinMin has some sweet kicks. I wish they were real.
>>377123727
Min Min seems the most popular girl by quite a bit
Mechanica doesn't seem to be any more popular than Ribbon girl though.
>>377127332
mechanica's are solid metal coils, not wires and cables.
>>377127080
A simple paper spring won't do it. It needs to be a FOLDED paper spring.
I was going to say "I wouldn't mind cable arms for a robot" but then Mechanica exists. Shit.
What about curly fries arms for a food lover? Could be fat. Could be faux-french and slender, like some kinda gourmet.
>>377126784
Why would she be aged up in North America when you never even see her outside her mech?
>>377113409
>PEDOPHILE GAME
Why are you here? You need to go back.
>>377127371
Min Min is cool and I like cool girls, she also has an ass and a haircut I love.
Ribbon girl is just a boring cheerleader.
>>377127510
To transliterate a similar social expectation. 16 is the age of maturity in Japan and in some parts of it is even legal for intercourse, while for the USA it's 18, even if it's 16 in Canada.
>>377127503
>Italian stereotype chef with spaghetti arms
I mean, we have MinMin so why the fuck not
>>377127503
i don't see any cables on mechanica tho
>>377126784
I thought she was 15 everywhere
>>377113073
Again?
>>377127080
A N C H O R A R MS
>>377127080
Damn, so this is nostalgia. I haven't mad one of these in like 15 years
>>377127080
>seaweed and rusty chains -> pirate
Oh finally! I knew there would be a Pokémon Stars direct!!!
>>377120894
I feel it would lose some its charm if he/she cleaned it up
HOW MANY HOURS LEFT
>>377121327
Is this a normal length for a single game direct? I can't remember how long the older ones were.
God fucking damn it the one time I decide to be social and make plans with my friends.
We've been getting new characters which is fine, but I really wanna see more game modes. A single-player story mode would be neat. Maybe some more fun minigames like that target practice they briefly showed off.
>>377127276
No, the character with power cable arms must be an electric black guy!
>>377129027
no thanks
>>377128842
Don't forget they also showed 2v2.
>>377129027
Seriously why are black guys associated with electricity so often?
>>377129457
no one knows
>>377127080
defibrulators -> nurse/doctor
>>377129457
I think that back in the day a black superhero was a new, modern idea. And so they wanted to do something new and modern with them, so why not electricity, or computer stuff?
>>377129457
Because they're as fast as lighting when they run from the cops
>>377129027
Does Aqualad really count?...
>>377127080
I want to see an old pirate with tentacle arms.
>>377129737
Yes. He's got water AND magic electricity on his side.
>>377127080
>>ropes -> Cowboy
I rather have
>rattlesnakes -> Cowboy
but ropes makes more sense
>>377129027
They turned Electro black for Amazing 2 as well.
>>377129712
now every superhero is a nigger. thanks marvel
>>377129701
You just reminded me of a PS1 game I used to play like 18 years ago where there was a female doctor character, can't remember the name of the game. I think there was also a sports fighter with like a baseball bat or something?
Somebody help me.
>>377129027
>Black Vulcan
>I'm black, so I chose the color black. And since I'm a Vulcan, I'm wearing what Mr. Spock would wear if he was gay and entered a bikini contest.
Ah... Seanbaby.
>>377129027
The Rock was also described as "the most electrifying man in sports entertainment"
So why are they doing this? Do they think ARMS needs more promotion, and that E3 is too close to its release to be effective?
Or are they clearing space in their presentation? Maybe ARMS and Spla2n won't be in the Direct at all, and it'll be focused on more new games.
MECHANICA NEEDS HELP!
>>377113409
>sonybro calling out other games as "pedophile"
you have no right to make that accusation kiddo
>>377127080
>ropes -> Cowboy
IS THIS A ______ REFERENCE?
>>377130605
>Maybe ARMS and Spla2n won't be in the Direct at all, and it'll be focused on more new games.
They'll be there, gotta market your new games. But they've said they have a big E3 and they've said there's unannounced games and shit. Ubisoft recently said they have 1 unannounced game apparently.
>>377131907
I just wanna see another trailer for SMT, and to find out if it's a multiplat.
>>377117925
He reminds me of the characters on Blues's Clues, so I love it.
>>377114609
nintendo is gonna reveal a new fighter for you tomorrow!
>>377117925
>>377115476
ice because i'm a scunt
>>377114251
Sounds like 2015 when they showed off all the good stuff on the Sunday before E3 and then ... they just showed spinoffs for their direct.
>>377117925
I like his design but his US voice is garbo
>It's gonna be a Pokemon Stars Direct I swear!!1
lets be honest, this is only being hyped because its nintendo and there isnt really much else to play on the switch
>>377135240
Personally, since ARMS and Splatoon 2 come out after E3, I was worried those two games were going to be filler for Nintendo's E3 showing this year.
The sooner they blow out all the remaining info for these games the better.
>>377113359
There could be more than 3. All we know is that there are 3 more at a minimum.
>>377135567
considering how popular splatoon is, nintendo would be wasting everyone's time if Splatoon 2 was just filler
>>377135240
i'm genuinely very excited for it
and compared to recent gens the switch has a pretty good fist year
>>377135240
That's also the reason there's so much shitposting about it.
>>377113073
New Spring Man render looks cool.
>>377135240
I'm excited for it and I don't have a Switch, if the games ends up being shit then I'll completely ignore it but it doesn't look like it.
And the fact that is Nintendo does help, I wouldn't trust most companies with a concept like this. I mean if the game was by EA or Activision I would be certain it would be complete shit and forgotten in a week.
>>377135567
>>377136006
Yeah. Aside from Mario. Splatoon is probably their biggest new game for the rest of the year
>>377114609
me too
>>377113073
God, I really hope they announce an Arms demo.
Like, it just looks off to me, but everyone thats played it says its really fun.
>>377137854
they must, nintendo usually updates the eshop every thursday
i really want to hear DNA/helix theme desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAbdbJutpf4
>>377137854
>Think it looks fun
>Friend who played it says it's shit
A demo would really help, considering I don't really play fighting games.
>>377114469
Shit posters don't like facts or reason anon.
>>377116662
When she googles the lyrics she's going to laugh in your face
>>377115476
Biff element pls
>>377131636
Whatever might you be referring to?
story mode w/ cutscenes pls
>>377139147
I don't care about story mode, just give me the cutescenes
>>377127080
I hope they do all of these
>>377113652
>>377113767
Min Min truly best girl
>>377129457
If it consoles you any, Black Manta doesn't have electric powers.
where are my DNA bros at?
>>377140121
That's pretty cool
>>377117506
E3 is in like 4 fucking weeks bro
>>377140298
A fucking frog chooses DNA. Not even surprised. Min Min master race is where it's at.
>>377113409
go make my jamba juice faggot
Hoping this game flops and is forgotten in a year so I can waifu Minmin and not have faggots like her.
>mfw they announce an ARMS demo right after the Direct
>mfw they announce a whole range of ARMS amiibo
>mfw I will buy anything Nintendo squeezes out of their orifices
GIVE IT TO ME SHIGERU
I NEED MORE TRAILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS
AND A SINGLE PLAYER CAMPAIGN ALREADY
>>377135240
It's not like the PS4 has many worth while exclusives either, at least the switch is getting several games in one year and also has the excuse of releasing just a few months ago. Don't even get me started on the Xbone.
>t. someone who owns a PS4, Switch, and primarily plays on PC
>>377141424
>>377135240
Basically, I put away my Switch months ago after I beat LoZ BotW so I'm looking forward to having something to bring it back out for and if this flops I just have to wait for Splatoon 2 which is most likely going to be good.
>>377127987
My nigga Spring Man looks mad as fuck, holy shit
>>377142762
>Minmin and Mechanica Amiibo
If I could get a plush of Minmin or her hat I'd be happy honestly
>>377144524
>>377136302
>>377144785
>>377142762
>>377144635
can't deny i would probably buy some Min Min merch...
>amiibo
>testfire
>new characters
>new ARMS
>story mode
Ca you feel it, /v/? Tomorrow is the day ARMS becomes the next massive Nintendo franchise.
>>377118274
>a time bomb you can "hot potato" back and forth with punches
NICE
>>377145345
I'm actually surprised that there's enough content for a direct, when they already hosted a tournament for the game
>>377118274
YOU GUYS ARE SAVING THE "ARMS will flop!" POSTS, RIGHT?
I WANNA SEE SOME DICKS AND CROWS 2.0 ONCE THE GAME SELLS MILLIONS, FUCKERS
>>377141228
Yeah ok you're right and it's kinda understandable to not want to market new games too much when there is a shortage of consoles.
But I seriously hope they don't drop the ball, I expect at least VC news and 3rd party announcements.
>>377145664
>Announce 2 characters
>show off some arms
>more detail on how you earn money and purchase new arms
>single player content
>local multiplayer details
>online multiplayer details
>more stages
>>377145938
Every major modern Nintendo game gets amiibo, so I'm sure there will be at least one
>>377145208
>Minmin hats are one of the merchs sold at the Nintendo World parks
PLEASE NINTENDO..... DK ties, Splatoon masks and ARMS hats are a must
>>377146026
Amiibo of that fist guy (Biff??)
>>377118274
>the other is a time bomb you can "hot potato" back and forth with punches
Oh fuck yeah
IS IT FINALLY TIME? WILL THE MYSTERY MAN FINALLY BE REVEALED?
WHAT EVEN THE FUCK IS HE?
>>377146071
>Nintendo World parks
might as well have a restaurant inspired by Min Min too
Mechanica stage is dope. Girl just wants to help her people by winning this tournment
>>377115476
>stun=element
>blind=element
Nigga what, this game looks so fucking retarded
>>377116173
I haven't been that big on amiibos (I only own 4 currently) but if Minmin gets one I would buy it in a heartbeat
>>377115631
This is a break year. All mainline reveals happen in the first half of May.
>>377116353
>WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKING THIS GAME I DON'T LIKE I THOUGHT THE WORLD REVOLVED AROUND ME AND MY WORD WAS LAW
>>377124416
>>377126872
I know this artist on facebook
>>377148445
she went pineapple on pizza
she deserved it
>>377151212
>Splatoon declared pineapple on pizza absolutely haram
>>377151212
>people still defend Callie after this
>>377151212
callie better be dead in splat2
>>377151212
I still like her.I've had Pinapple on pizza when I was younger and it was alright
>>377146619
Biker, sports-themed character (he vaguely reminds me of a football player or hockey goalie), or samurai (as a rival to Ninjara).
>>377113409
Hey man look on the brightside MarioTehPlumber, you can now buy out all the Arms Amiibos to stick it to Nintendo again.
>>377152772
>a shitpost that means little to nothing accompanied by an anime image
ahhh a classic
>>377144785
I want to drink MinMin's pis- I mean ramen broth.
>>377151212
but Callie is /fit/ too
>>377151212
Jesus, what a SHIT girl
>>377153970
>you'll never rim her sweaty asshole after a fight
why even live bros?
>>377154946
R A M E N
P U B E S
>>377155048
She's also dresses up nicely
>>377155790
>>377114609
>>377137559
Happy Birthday you blithering faggots
>>377114609
>>377137559
hope you like amiibo otherwise you ain't gonna enjoy the direct and your birthdays will be ruined
HOW MANY HOURS
>>377156340
23 hrs 50 mins
No joke, this the kind of game Nintendo needed in a long time. They finally learned from Splatoon that people WANT new IPs. New IPs that are truly unique from the competition. Something that immediately screams "Yeah, Nintendo made this alright".
>>377156406
New IPs isnt the sole thing needed, the game also has to be a fresh take on the genre.
Or else you come away with something like Codename Steam, a fine game but missing that special something
>>377121781
>I know Yokai and MP were bad
>tfw you're the only person on /v/ who enjoys Yo-kai Watch
Fuck Kotaku for making it DOA with their "hurr IS IT POKEMON KILLER?" shit.
Alright, lads, just ordered a switch bundle (mk8, zelda, proccontroller). Used to be big nintendofag but lost interest during the Wii years. Is it safe to assume they'll release a smash anytime soon? Or fire emblem? I really liked advanced wars as well but I'm not holding my breath on that one
>>377156629
Codename STEAM wasn't missing shit. Legit great game it's just that people are shitters.
>>377117001
>best boxing game
>stuck on virtual boy
it hurts
>>377156729
Smash is a definite, probably a "deluxe" edition of Sm4sh. I cant see it this year, it could cannibalize ARMS. Early next year or really late this year maybe, they have major releases for pretty much the rest of the year so there is little breathing room for it.
Fire Emblem is confirmed for next year. And Echoes is confirmed for the last FE game for 3DS
>>377157274
I really like it and I wanna marry and impregnate the game's art director, but it wasnt an entirely special game, compared to how Splatoon and ARMS are positioned in their genres.
Please leave out the kiddie friendly announcer fist guy, I don't need to hear his meme voice the entire direct.
>>377117296
>half of those aren't nintendo
What?
Fuck ARMShit and Splatrash 2, when do we get to see and hear more of this bad boy?
>the lack of master mummy in this thread
i'm disappointed in you all
>>377157868
>animu shit
>>377158006
>>377157868
Never, I hope. Single-player MMO trash.
M'eh, i want a permanent Kirby Cafe.
That shit was amazing :3
>>377157274
It is pretty great, but it had a few problems.
>>377158279
A single player massive multiplayer online game? The doesn't make sense.
Also what's wrong with single player games?
>>377158006
I was gonna main you master mummy, i swear
But then DNA man came along...
oh shit longarms the game is really coming out? is it a full priced game? what the fuck nintendo
>>377158547
oh shit you are a retard ? wtf your parents
Guess you missed the news and the tournies.
Hoping for some steam punk robot with accordion arms and some kind of AoE move.
>>377158006
remember when this big motherfucker beat the living shit of that ninjara live on stream
>>377158869
it was a beautiful thing
>>377122783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vI2oLD8QsVA
Is Arms gonna have a reversible cover so we don't have to see that dumb spring guy?
Please have something similar to the Splatoon Global Test-Fire.
>>377113460
should be midnight
>>377159023
if they have. it will be ribbon girl
>>377126784
>She's 16 in Japan and 18 in North America
Jesus Christ, there's not even anything remotely sexual in the game.
God damn it, Treehouse.
>>377159530
anon is lying Mechanica is still 15 in all versions
>>377126784
>She's 16 in Japan and 18 in North America
That's bullshit
>Ribbon Girl will have an arch nemesis named "madam whip".
>will be extremely lewd and have arms that will turn into multiple whips.
>will wear a lewd leotard that will barely fit.
>has the ability to charm characters and invert the controls/stun them.
>>377159872
no it won't
>>377127080
>Ultra Hand > Not Little Mac, no sir