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Sid Meier's Pirates! 2017-05-16 10:17:33 Post No. 377100548
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>Be me
>Start life as a crew member on a ship
>Captain is kind of a jerk
>Can't take it anymore
>Mutiny with crewbros, become the new captain
>Arrrrgh Matey!
>Sail around for a while, kicking ass and taking ships
>Barmaid tells me a Spanish treasure bullion is headed for Rio de la Hacha
>disgonnabegood.jpg
>Land in le Hacha
>No treasure ship in sight
>Governor tells me ship won't be here for 2 months
>His daughter walks in
>Hottie/10
>wherehaveyoubeenmywholelife.htm
>Asks me to the ball
>M'lady
>Find out dancing not too different from ship in a storm
>Just have to stay on both feet and not shit in pants
>QT is impressed
>Gives me a fancy dueling sword
>Governor tells me to help deliver ultimatum to some French town
>brbgonnastartawar.doc
>Take down a couple of french ships, one of them is loaded
>Crew very happy with incoming gold
>Go back to Le Hacha and spend all the gold for diamond necklace for bae
>Crew threatening to mutiny
>itsallgoodbros.exe
>Bae goes nuts over bling-bling
>Shows it to her fiance
>dudewtf?
>Fiance challenges me to a duel
>Wield my shiny new sword, hop on a fountain edge and yell "come at me bro"
>Fiance is Captain of the Guard
>Has been dueling for longer than I've had chest hair
>Kicks my ass, takes my fancy dueling sword and spanks me with it
>Bae is not impressed
>Tells me to hook up with her younger sister
>She's an only child
>Go back to port
>Ship is missing
>Crew has mutinied
>Check purse
>12 gold
>Spend rest of my life hauling cargo from ships
>Bae gets married to Captain of the Guard next month
>mfw I'm not invited
>11/10 Would lose life savings and get friendzoned again
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>Going anywhere to the mainland
I swear doing that is always a death sentence for me.
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FUCK IT I'M INSTALLING THIS SHIT AGAIN
Any patches I need?
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>>377100548
That pic makes it look like the dude is hung as fuck
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DUELING WAS SHIT
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It seriously baffles me how sid meier pirates never got the attention of civilization or even a sequel for that matter
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I wish you could take a town after fighting for it, instead of just picking a nation to run it.
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>>377102312
Check out the other guy.
Pic related.
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>>377102724
You can pick a pirate nation, no?
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>>377102923
yea but you don't get to run it or anything special, they are just like other pirate havens.
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>>377102813
So what, is this game some kind of homoerotic adventure?
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I hope Firaxis looks into making another Pirates! for their next project.
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>>377103194
In this game the audio is a gibberish language that contains words like "Chew bone". One could construe it to be a sort of a nibbly blowjob.
So maybe....
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>>377104231
I've always thought it was " chewbahn "...like some sort of shifty toothless cuban you keep hidden in a barrel aboard you ship, in case of sexual emergencies or whatever
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>>377104805
>sexual emergencies
I want this to be the name of a tv sitcom
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>there will never be a sequel with Assassin's Creed: Black Flag grafix
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>>377100548
That sounds fun as fuck
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>>377100548
>>Tells me to hook up with her younger sister
>>She's an only child
Kek
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>>377103194
>>377102813
it's called a codpiece and it was trendy as fuck
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>>377105452
Game is incredibly fun. Has enormous potential if the gameplay is developed a bit more.
Pirates! 2 would sell like hot wenches.
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>Play Sid Meiers Pirates while gf is watching
>gf gets angry whenever I have date with governor's daughter
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>>377100548
WHEN IN ZELAH...
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How do I stop all my ships from being taken?
Tired of having to commandeer ships every time...
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