What are you expectations for this year's e3, /v/?

Spyro trilogy.
Sucker Punch new game.
Xbox maybe makes a good Conker game (unlikely)
Nintendo reveals Animal Crossing Switch

this video at the opening presentation to kill all the autists in one swoop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

ubisoft or some other bleeding heart company like naughty dog to take a potshot at trump

it's almost guaranteed

>>377097572
Good job. All the autists left the thread

State of Decay 2 - I fucking want it!

>>377097393
jews mocking gamers and youtubers getting attention from the media

negative emotions and second-hand embarassment

Spellforce 3 being a complete and utter disappointment

my obituary two days later

Anyone else hope Mr Caffeine will return one day?

Something worthwhile for the switch.

Some negro making scripted jokes about Donald Trump

A whole bunch of overhyped, underproduced garbage all around.

Also, Sony desperately trying to "win" E3 with whatever pandering trash they can, sports from EA, Ubisoft presenting games that look good but will inevitably be hit with downgrades and casualization, Microsoft presenting a whole bunch of garbage as well as more shit about Scorpio, and Nintendo talking about Mario Odyssey but little else.

In short, it's going to suck just like every fucking year.

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>>377097572
>being insecure enough to need this
The pot calling the kettle black.

Aisha Tyler being the only good thing about the Ubishit conference
Drumpf getting BTFO by witty comedians (but no games)

More Girlwood
Aisha putting on a strap-on and fucking the shit out of a skinny white guy on stage while a promo for the new assassin's creed game plays in the background

>>377098142
But Sony win e3 every year since 2010 because other companies don't even care. Nintendo already dropped the console market with their 2 games per year and Microsoft don't have anything else left after Halo failed.

>>377098126
>Trump means at e3
I completely forgot. Fucking hell, this is going to be one of the most abysmal e3s ever

is it true that E3 has been "dying" every year, like less booths/etc every year. i heard they dont even use all the convention halls

>>377097393
Microsoft to do something cringy and cawadooty related.
Ubisoft to do something cringy and watching doggos related.
Sony to neglect the Vita, act like PSVR is winning, shill some dancing or singstar shit or whatever and just generally fucking disappoint me.
And hopefully Rockstar to relieve the pain with some Red Ded Dem Deuce.

A safer, less toxic, and more inclusive environment.

>>377098330
Sony hasn't won any E3 in a very long time. Don't even mention 2015 because that was the most blatantly pandering horseshit of a show ever.

There hasn't been a good E3 presentation since Konami 2010.

>>377097393
Disappointment

>>377098343
It's "dying" in the sense that the companies don't like spending money and think it's some bombastic revelation whenever they come up with a method I'd e3 that they can spend less on

>>377097572
lovely chick

More memes, akward moments on stage, Metroid, Bloodborne 2 (or a similar game by from), I'm curious about spiderman so i'm waiting for the inevitable gameplay reveal, Doom 2 because I loved the first one a lot, REmake 2, More Capcom shit, interesting switch games

>>377097393
BACON

>>377097393
New Elder Scrolls or other Bethesda title

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>>377098386
Sony won all E3 since 2010. In fact when Nintendo destroyed their image in 2008 Sony was the only at least trying to sell games (even though most of their western releases are cinematics they still make good deals with japanese companies for exclusives).

>>377097393
Disappointment

>>377097393
New elder Scrolls, that's all

>>377098670
>Sony won all E3 since 2010.
Incorrect. There have been no winners since 2010, only slightly varying degrees of ineptitude.

>>377098670

How much did they pay you?

I will expect nothing but I will still be disappointed

>>377098670
WHY CAN I HEAR THIS IN MY HEAD

>>377098670
I mean in a sense they have won since 2010

but whats that saying about coming first place at the paralympics?

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>>377097393
I thought that was tommy wiseau at a very quick first glance

I expect nothing. I watch the E3 livestreams just to shitpost with /v/. It's like Christmas.

>>377098782
to say that Nintendo does not invest in games other than 3DS quick-play or that Microsoft spent all their money on Kinect and since then they don't know what to do?

Ape Escape 4 to make BloodBorne in comparison

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>>377097572
>watch this
>read description while pretty girl is smiling
>look at eyes for a few seconds
>look at her chap lips right after
>go read comments
>videos been playing for almost 3 minutes and I've made eye contact for only a few seconds

I think I'm an autist.

>>377098386
>Sony hasn't won any E3 in a very long time
>Don't mention the E3 where they blew the fuck out of the competition just by naming third party games and crowd funding projects
C'mon Anon. I'll admit Microsoft stole E3 2016, before it even began, due to Scorpio.

>>377097393
Bannerlord
That's all I fucking ask for

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Xbox:
>lets pat ourselves and announce the Scorpio again
>roll out all the sports and obvious multiplats
>re reveal crackdown or whatever the fuck they announced before
> few indie titles that are hit and miss
>thick thigh cutie that I'll masturbate to
>something moble

Sony:
> literally give us more information about shit they announced last year
>destiny2 will be covered
>vr tech demos
> random indie shit
> one new game

Ubisoft:
>Memes
>r6s apologists explaining on their dumb shit, not likely but I think it might happen
>asscreed egypt
>southpark
> gay dance performance
> rayman will get milked again
> disappoint

Bethesda:
>Never liked their show but they may announce something mediocre
>dumb card game for the witcher
> something elder scrolls

Nintendo:
Probably announce 4 things. I don't really care but I hope they might convince me to buy their piece of shit system.

complete
japanese
domination

>>377099314
That's every year, Anon. Most companies don't even bother showing up to E3 anymore. They don't want to spend thousands of dollars for booth space, when the retards that watch it don't even buy their games.

>>377097536

>Spyro trilogy

Don't tease me.

>>377099314
>saying this when a goddamn Arkane game shat on all 2017 jap games
Go back to /a/

>>377099420
I want a western crash to happen just to see Ubisoft out of E3

MS will show off Scorpio and it will be incredibly underwhelming with a hefty price tag and zero games.
Sony will show cinematic trailers for games coming out in 2020 and talk about sales.
Nintendo will stream a jew shitfest, but because they will end with a trailer for a 7/10 game the Nintendownies will declare that they won.

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>>377099237
Also, does anyone like these clowns?

>>377097393
Lots of shitty Bloodborne rip-offs

Dragon's Dogma 2
Timesplitters 4
Resident Evil 2 remake

>>377097393
News on Deep Down, Vanillaware title (and PC ports maybe, one day, who knows, a man can dream), and Wild.
Some surprises announcements would be cool too.

>>377099237
Why do people say Xbox will suck bcs they dont have a lot of games announced yet? You know E3 is for announcing new stuff right? And Spencer confirmed there are several AAA exclusives that they will announce

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>>377097393

Something related to Metal Gear/Phantom Pain. The last event update is happening on the first day of E3.

It includes an emblem of Kojima's face.

>>377101213
And then cancel two years later

>>377101402
Meme

>>377101389
Being delusional doesn't count

>>377097393
New vita system

>>377097572
>look her in the eyes for 5 seconds
>can already feel my heart start beating
am I autistic /v/?

Sony to announce the marriage of Spike and Kat, and it's prettier than you'd think.

>>377097393
trailers for a game that won't be released for another two years
Ubisoft's presentation to have somehow gotten worse
remember when they revealed Infamous 2nd Son and the guy was talking about privacy and oppressive government like he wasn't talking about Infamous? more of that

>>377101213
It's always disappointing or never delivered on Microsoft's end. Windows 10 really fucked the Xbox imo. Nobody wants to buy it since pretty much everything is getting released on the Pc.

>>377101213
>And Spencer confirmed there are several AAA exclusives that they will announce

They haven't come up with any new exclusive IPs in a decade, and any 'exclusive' they announce will also always be on PC now, where it will run better. They've made their own console completely redundant.

I expect Microsoft's press conference will be primarily occupied by spouting off Scorpio specs, and showing video of minorities playing Forza in 4k 60fps, claiming it's running on an Xbox. Then they'll jerk off to games we've already seen before - Crackdown and another same-face Forza iteration.

Of course, the big announcement will come in the form of an ambiguous end-of-conference clip showing a Master Chief helment buried in the sand, which Halotards will cream their fucking panties about, despite it inevitably being revealed it's just Halo 3 remastered and it'll be exclusive to Xbox (and PC).

>>377101449
Scalebound
Phantom Dust
Fable Legends
Project Knoxville

When was the last time you heard about Sea of Thieves? Crackdown 3 was revealed 2 years ago and we haven't seen anything in months. It's not a meme if it's true.

>>377099171
They didn't blow the fuck out of anyone. I was seeing through their bullshit during the conference.

>Showing off The Last Guardian
>Walking simulator with cart pushing and three scripted jumps
>"Game" turned out to be a boring-ass walking simulator with cart pushing, scripted jumps, and shitty controls

>Final Fantasy 7 Remake
>Oh wait, there was no gameplay footage whatsoever and was just cinematic cutscene garbage
>It isn't even exclusive to the PS4
>In the wake of E3 it was revealed it would be episodic and wouldn't play anything at all like FF7, thus making it a remake in name only

>Shenmue 3
>Actually announcing a fucking Kickstarter for a game that won't even be exclusive to the PS4

It was fucking pathetic and reeked of desperation.

>Microsoft stole E3 2016, before it even began, due to Scorpio.
Oh man, a new Xbox, how exciting. You don't "win" an E3 just by announcing console hardware while simultaneously admitting that all of said console's games will also be on Windows 10. I'm all for more games on PC, but the Windows Store is garbage and shit devs are going to run into maxing out Scorpio's power within the first year because they have no talent for optimization.

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>Proper Pokemon MMO
>STALKER 2
>2D Metroid
>Manhunt 3
>Looking Glass Studios reforms to create Thief sequel
>Socom 2 HD re-release
>EA, Ubisoft, and Activision go bankrupt
>Chakan sequel
>Monster Hunter 5 trailer, multiplat
>Microsoft sells the Rare IPs to literally anyone
>Mr. Bones sequel
>Kirby's Dream Course sequel with online multiplayer
>TimeSplitters 4
>Valve announces an original IP
>FF7 Remake looks promising
>Red Dead Redemption 2 not delayed
>Konami sells off all its IPs after going bankrupt
>Splinter Cell returns to its roots
>Ocarina of Time/Majora's Mask/3D ALttP remakes announced for Switch
>2D Castlevania
>Platinum sign agreement to never do another licensed game, funded by mysterious billionaire video game connoiseur
>New Ueda project announced
>Metal Gear Rising 2
>Demon's Souls 2
>Troika reforms to create Bloodlines sequel
>Half-Life 3 finally formally cancelled
>2D Zelda
>Cyberpunk 2077 gameplay trailer, isn't cyberpunk Witcher 3
>VR, motion, F2P or MOBA games aren't shown once
>Legacy of Kain sequel
>San Andreas remake
>Todd, Peter, and Sean all die (offstage)
>Action RPG without glaring flaw announced
>God Hand 2
>Horror game that isn't YouTube reaction bait announced
>Scalebound renewed, goes full multiplat
>Summoner reboot
>Death Stranding shows something substantive
>Chapter 3
>WoW vanilla servers
>Bayonetta 3 (multiplat)
>The Legend of Dragoon prequel
>Diddy Kong Racing 2
>Itagaki returns to direct Ninja Gaiden 4
>Devil May Cry 5
>Digimon World sequel in the same vein as the original
>Digimon Digital Card Battle 2
>Lily Bergamo renewed
>BLAMEsouls trailer
>Valve removes all cosmetics from games
>Bullshots ruled false advertising by Supreme Court day before
>Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer
>Resident Evil returns to its roots with Kamiya and Mikami collaborating
>Team Silent returns to develop Silent Hills
>Aisha Tyler dies on stage

Ninty's gonna win the show. That's about all you need to know.

ONE MIRRION TROOBS

Assassins Creed Egypt and I sswear to god if anyone mutters the phrase "Assassins Creed is Back!" im going to an hero

>>377102041

>we will never get an e3 that retarded again

>>377101945
>No Ape Escape 4
What a faggot

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>>377097536
>spyro ttilogy
don't do this to me anon

>>377102041
>*stares at the back of your head*

Jak 4 or a reboot similar to R&C2016 but without the cringy Disney wannabe story.

>>377098670
fun fact. Ravi Drums played at Trump's Inauguration.