make him take care of our kid for the day
>>377087342
have sex with his gf while he watches, then have him drive me to the polling place so I can vote for the opposite political party as him
stop playing his shitty game
>>377087342
Kill his daughter and waifu and blame it on a god.
>>377087342
Ask him why his new game isn't even the same genre even though he was the undisputed king of that genre.
but what if you're a girl
>>377087342
Kill his son and tell him it's the gods' fault.
>>377087342
>kratos has a goatee
>wow what a manly and cool character
>kratos grows a full beard
>wow what a cuck xd
i don't understand
>>377088634
>even though he was the undisputed king of that genre.
>>377088770
It's a fashion thing with beta males in California to grow heavy facial hair nowadays. It's just a joke though, no one is being serious with this.
>>377088721
Then you're probably in an Immoral relationship.
>>377090182
no, its legit even tapered and shaped lime a cuck beard. regular full beards have a more round or squared off loom at the bottom. he looks like he walked into le trendy gentlemans barbershop on his way to pick up his wife's son
>>377088770
Beards are now unmanly since they've been taken over by nu males.
>>377088770
>wow what a cuck xd
idiots apply it to everything they can cause latest and greatest buzzword that triggers other idiots.
You're best off filtering posts with the word.
>>377087342
Slap his creators for making such an awful ripoff of Bloodborne
>>377087342
he literally looks just like that fat dude at kotaku who taste tests different snacks.
>>377087342
Fuck his wife's son in the ass
LOL!
LEL!
LEE "ME WIFE'S SON" MEEMAY!
IT'S HIS SON MEEMERS!
LEL!
LOL!
>>377087342
I'm worried about the gameplay change, it was never deep but it was fun, this new one doesn't look fun.
>>377090651
Are you alright anon? You appear to be having a seizure.
>>377090651
eventually, as levels of irony and facades of civil discourse are inevitably discarded, all posts on all boards on all sites, all passages in all books, every conceivable written word will be akin to this utterance of questionably facetious nonsense