>press start >achievement unlocked

>finish mandatory tutorial level
>achievement unlocked: [First Step]

>only 20% of steam users have this achievement unlocked

>achievement unlocked
>achievement unlocked for unlocking an achievement

>>377077991
>hidden achievement that's unlocked for unlocking 2 achievements at the same time

>>377077875

I once read a theory that these achievements are really used by certain publishers to measure how many players actually finish the game. If you make the achievements mandatory for every chapter, you can see the point where players begin to lose interest and they can run some half-assed studies on "why" this happened.

Makes a hell of a lot more sense than "just because."

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: [The Quest Begins] Start Game
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: [Taking Flight] Jump for the first time
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: [With Sword in Hand] Use your attack for the first time
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: [May the Strongest Survive] Defeat first enemy
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: [Out of the Frying Pan...] Complete Tutorial
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: [...and into the Fire!] Begin story mode

>>377077963
This one gets me

Steam sales, humble bundles, backlogs and unwanted gifts aside, that number should not be lower than 90%.

>>377077875
the simpsons game on 360/PS3

>>377077875
>half-a press
>achievement unlocked

>release the a button
>achievement unlocked

>>377078403
Yes that's the game. Game didn't have trophies on PS3.

>finish last level
>load it up again and make the opposite choice to get other achievement again

>>377078720
oh, i remember i had it for 360. i didnt know about the PS3 version. i felt bad for PS3 a lot of 3rd party games were ass for PS3. like fallout 3 and NV

>>377078815
The best use of achievements in games is when they give you the idea for a different way to play the game which is fun but which you might not have thought of doing on your own

>>377077875
>post dead memes
>achievement unlocked: [You're A Faggot]

>>377078878
I reached level 50 in new vegas on ps3. I couldn't finish the game because the framerate was so horrible at parts like hoover dam.

>>377078878
Yeah...probably better to play it on PS2 than PS3. Early multiplats on PS3 were shit and had jaggies everywhere.

>>377079103
New Vegas is way better on PC. Not only because of frame rate problems but also because it has a really reat modding community, like all bethesda games

I like chapter-based achievements for games that I don't like. It goads me into playing more because I can see progress being made. If your game needs to do that to keep player attention you've got a problem though

>complete on hard mode
>only hard achievement unlocks
>have to replay on easy and medium

Fucking Deadly Premonition and its incompetent jap devs not used to xbox.

>pause game
>walk away to get something to eat
>achievement unlocked for being idle

What is the fucking point?

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>do almost anything
>achievement unlocked

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>>377079581

>>377078074
Name 52 mesopotamian epics that do this.

>win 100 online battles and come in first place
>online is dead

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

>>377078270
That actually does make sense

>>377080381
>win 10 online matches in a row against 10 different gamertags
>opponent disconnects and voids your streak

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>you can lose achievements

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>achievements

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>unlock the same achievements every time you play
Fucking minecraft

>>377080608
>man is crying
>woman is not

Achievement unlocked
1G - Nu-male cuck activated

>>377077875
>die ten times
>achievement unlocked

>>377080835
>women are uncaring parasites
>men have emotions and write tragedies and poetry throughout history
makes me think

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>achievement unlocked
>"The Bigger They Are..."

>>377077963
Doesn't it only count the ones that have launched the game at least once?

>>377080159
Name 52 mesopotamian epics.

>>377080608
i'm surprised the person that made that faggotty comic wasn't sterile

>>377079103
fallout NV and 3 were unplayble after the save file becomes 12MB or greater. frame rate would drop and the game would crash. 360 version ran like a charm

>>377081103
Just wait

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>fall to your death
>achievement unlocked: ...Must Come Down

>>377081076
That's how I think it works. At least on consoles as the game is permanently on your profile once launched.

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>>377077875
>get all achievements
>expect the ones that are literally impossible or unachievable currently

>>377078458
this kills the """henry"""

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>>377081454
>get all achievements
>dlc achievements get added and no longer shows 100% complete

Microsoft need to change this like how Sony handles DLC trophies.

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Where will our achievements go when xbox live goes offline? How will we know what we accomplished?

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>100% achievements
>DLC releases
>73% achievements

>>377081454
why do some developers insists on making the most time consuming achievements that literally make no fucking sense. I think there is one like that in Star Ocean 4 that literally takes over 200 hours just to complete one pointless achievement.

>>377081171
Maybe because it didn't actually happen

How autistic do you have to be to care about achievements?

Does anyone have all the achievements for Killer Instinct?

>>377081782
maybe 33, 34

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>>377081681
I have been waiting this piece of shit since the game got out
just so I could add it as completed in backloggery

>>377081681
Jap devs make their games with neets in mind.

>>377081857
just change ur system clock.
done.

>>377081782
Girls today will actually check to see how many chievos you have. I hope you've been 100%ing all those games or else you'll never get laid.

>>377081951
>cheating for achievements
newfag

>>377081857
Is that a real achievement? Could you not glitch it somehow by changing the the date?

>>377081912
I guess so, but jesus still.

>>377082045
>caring about achievements
actual fag

>>377081951
>trying to fill backloggery legitly
>"lol just cheat"

I'd rather not
If I would want to cheat, I would just put every single game as "completed" and rack those e-peen points

>>377081627
I have thought about this. As long as Xbox and Windows is around, they won't go anywhere. Really you shouldn't care too much about achievements because nothing lasts forever. I feel bad for those who grind out achievements and waste so many hours.

>looking back on achievements
>wasted youth doing repetitive shit for achievements
>tfw achievements ruined your life and gaming in general

They are an autists worst enemy.

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>>377081782
You have to be a level 30 autismo to post in this thread.

>>377082309
>steam achievements
>relevant

What if you get your game on GOG? It makes sense for consoles but not PC.

>>377082280
i remember i made a whole new xbox account just to have a perfect gamer score. i only played games with a easy 1000G and i avoided games with hard gamer score points

>>377082309
>Jet Set Radio

good taste

Did anyone else play Crescent Pale Mist on PS3? I 100% that game on two different files and just realized that only 48 out of 10000 people were able to do so.

Fuck that games mechanics though. Not even sure what they were thinking. Fun game however if you're not looking to collect trophies.

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>>377078270
That's actually kinda smart

>>377077991
That's the platinum trophy.

>>377082971
What's the platinum percentage? Lowest I got is is like 0.9% on Watch Dogs PS3 version.

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>the game actually gave you the achievement for pressing START and not any other button to launch the game

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>>377078270
I thought this was common knowledge by now

1 [USA] Roughdawg4
Bronze 33,750
Silver 14,293
Gold 6,093
Platinum 1,232
Total Trophies 55,368

>1232 platinum trophies

is that like the entire fucking library?

>>377083195
>press any button
>shoulder buttons don't work

>>377083512
He must be so proud of his pointless trophies and all the time wasted. Protip: nobody cares about others trophies.

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>>377080381
>Become 1st in the global leaderboard

>>377081073
It's a game where its either really easy to fall or a game where you'd have to be an idiot to fall

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>achievement only able to be achieved by getting every single achievement, INCLUDING that one

lmao

>>377077875
Devs use these mundane trophies to monitor the playerbases progress in the game

> Achievement unlocked: You unlocked an achievement

Haha so wacky!

Game is Sunshit Overdrive btw