CALLIE IS MISSING!

>>377073378
callie went into gravure, then into porn, then hardcore porn. now she has been sold as a sex slave. it'll be like that arc in joy naylor's webcomic where frisk goes to rescue his cousin who eventually married that cuck

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>CALLIE IS MISSING!

>>377073378
So when is something interesting going to happen?

>>377073827
>you learn accurate Splatoon geography and lore
>while learning wildly and hilariously inaccurate history of real life

WANT

>>377073878
considering how the drama is now "Marie didn't see Callie in the train station the whole day and next day went to her apartment and it looked like she never arrived after their last shooting", there is something big afoot.

>>377074248
she got SHRIMPED

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>>377073378

i requested this in the draw thread weeks ago

>>377073378
Se moved to Crabtroit for that Crustacean Cock

>Callie was squidnapped by Octarians and made their slave

IT'S METROID FEDERATION FORCE ALL OVER AGAIN

>>377075680
hot

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It didn't have to be this way...

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>This lore

It just redirects me to part 5

And nothing of value was lost

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>>377073827
don't be mean to Marie's wife

Now if only her fanbase would go missing too.

>>377076943
girls can't marry girls
actually squids can't marry at all

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>>377073378
>tfw my favorite Squid Girl is missing

>>377077442
This

Callie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marie

Shorthairfags need to neck themselves

>>377077442

Somebody should edit the Mario Is Missing! game cover with Callie is Missing!

>>377078370
Marie's hair isn't short, just tied

>>377078391
Just one letter shy of being Marie is Missing! does seem like a giant crime, regardless!

>>377078370
Calliefag, please. We settled this.

>>377079903
fakenews

>next Halloween
>Mario vs. Luigi Splatfest
>Squid Sisters disappear for a moment
>they're in cosplay complete with thick mustaches
>Marie-o and Callie-gi
>do cute, bad Italian accents (or English accents by mistake) and stroke their mustaches

PLEASE
PLEEEEEEEASE

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>Callie's missing
>Marie going off to find her

Alright fellow Mariefags, we got our girl into this mess. We gotta get her out.

>>377080487
Seems more like she got herself into it

>>377079810
Maybe if Callie had won Splatfest, Marie would be the one missing

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>>377082120
Thank god for what actually happened.