If you fail alfheims does it count as a death?

>>377066628
Who the fuck walks like that. There's model runway walking and then there's whatever the hell is happening here.

>>377066724
It's over-the-top just like her design and personality.

Have you ever played a Bayonetta game before?

>>377066724
bitches with legs that are 20 feet long that's who

>>377066724
She's 8 feet tall and kills angels and demons for shits and giggles

>>377066724
If I was as sexy as her I would walk like that too.

>>377066628

MOMMY
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>>377066628
No, thankfully. Though you do have to walk back into the arena (which only takes a couple seconds but does add up if you fail enough times).

>>377068006
>not Mummy
one job anon

>>377066724
every prostitute I've fucked walks like that, I dont have the heart to say how stupid it looks

Is this playable on Cemu yet?

>>377066724
Bayo is a firm believer of if you have it, flaunt it, mentality, and she has it, has it for days, even.

>>377068182
Have you ever consider that the reason you have to fuck prostitutes is because you don't like that walk?

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>look for bayo porn
>sfm does tickle my pickle
>go to paheal
>lesbian porn everywhere
>look for straight
>less than 5 results
Straight fags are a dying breed

>>377068853
are you a grill

>>377068954
ye

whats the best way to farm halos?

>>377068853
why does she eat lollipops

>>377069681
Restore health and magic
Plus it's suggestive

>>377067926
You're already as sexy as her anon, you were beautiful the whole time

>>377070116
T-thanks dad

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>>377070116

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>>377070205
>>377070290
Now get out there and show the world how sexy you really are!

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>>377068853
>not liking lesbian witches

Pleb, thy name is anon.

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>>377069068
a cheat engine

>>377071151
I dunno man, IRL lesbians are pretty disgusting and aggressive. You have to avoid eye contact lest they think you're stealing their girl and they straight up hate men because of their daddy issues. They are such bitches that I'm not faintly interested in looking at media depicting them, let alone experimenting.

>>377068396
Please respond

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>>377073534
fuck off piratefag

>>377073979
But nintenbro. ..
I can't pirate a console, sadly

>>377072489
It sounds more like you just remember the assholes.

>>377074982
And the ones interested

>>377073979
I'm amazed we got a daisy costume before we got a zero suit

>>377066724
See
>>377067926

I wish I was a sexy woman

what the fuck is wrong with bayonet's body porpoises

>>377076001
You can be just as sexy as Bayonetta! Never give up!

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>>377076216
No, I can't.

Some things are just not possible.

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>>377066628
i never liked bayonetta. she's too tall and has the dominatrix thing going on and i find it all unattractive. i also don't like how slim she is it makes her look bony and i don't like the tower hair she had in the first game.

>>377076587
>that picture
you're just gay

>>377076331
Okay maybe not quite as sexy as Bayonetta herself, but you have to give it your best shot!

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>>377067926
>you will never be Bayonetta
Why even bother living

>>377076983
You can be my bayonetta

>>377076974
I can't even be sexy
i'm not a girl

and i'm 5'3

>>377076937
while dante is very macho looking i don't find him any more sexually appealing then bayo, which is not sexy.

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>>377070116
w-wow, /r9k/ is so nice tonight

>>377077628
You don't need to be a girl to be sexy, in fact being short probably gives you the advantage there

>>377078216
i don't look girly at all

i'm just an ugly manlet who wishes he was attractive

>>377077628
when Great Britain was losing hundreds of thousands of men on the Western front during WW1 and they started lowering the height requirement to get men to replace them they still would have told you that you're not worth sending out to die

>>377078426
good, i'd rather kill myself than die for great britain

>>377078310
Never give up! You'd be surprised how good you could look if you put the effort in!

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>>377078574
fuck off
i hate people like you

some things just can't be fixed and i'm one of them

>>377078632
Okay okay, I'll leave you alone. Just know that even if you give up on yourself, I'll never stop believing in you

>>377078814
you shouldn't believe in me

no one should, they will be disappointed

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>>377078632
I'm sorry Anon.

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>Have been thinking of replaying Bayonetta 1 and 2
>Would have to get out my Wii U

>>377079313
I didn't mean to upset you, I just wanted to offer my encouragement. But like I said, I'll drop it

>>377079647
Well you did

>>377079393
You shouldn't be

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>>377079543
Do it for her

>>377068396

Kinda. It's still pretty glitchy. There's a very loud boom whenever you activate witch time that almost forces you to turn off the volume.

>>377081523
Omg dat ass goddamn

>>377066628
>going for better trophies
>have to do alfheims/muspelheims again
This annoys me.

>>377082596
What the fuck is a muspelheim?

>>377084334
Same thing but in Bayo 2.

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>>377084334
alfheims in 2

>>377069681
Oral fixation

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>>377086757
nice

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What do you anons think Kamiya should do for Bayo 3? Where can the game/story even go now?

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>>377088321
he's already written the outline

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>>377089018
>business suit bayo
I would preorder instantly

>>377089018
Fetish fuel on roids
I like it. The west is too cucked to do something remotely like it.

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if they released bayo 3 multiplat would they still be allowed to use her 2 appearance as an alternate?

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>>377092161
Depends, Nintendo contracts are almost always air tight so they would either have to make a new model based on her Bayo 2 design or go the safe route and not include anything from 2 in a non Nintendo version.
Honestly I could see Nintendo shooting to get more exclusivity with the franchise since she got voted into Smash showing people want her still.

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>>377092293
On one hand I'd like her nintendo exclusive since that would probably mean she'd be in smash 5 but on the other I also want her on multiplat and especially pc

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>>377092439
Kamiya already has a concept for a handheld Jeanne game, but with the Switch being more powerful and the 3DS being faded out it might be scrapped.
I could easily see 3 being another exclusive along side a port of Bayo 1/2 again

>>377089018
>Office Lady Bayo

Why the fuck did it take them three games to do this when she was begging for it since 1?

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>>377093436
that's art from 2

>>377093609
Oh, good to know.

Didn't get a Wii U, no point in doing it now.

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>>377093635
it will probably be ported to switch anyways.

>>377092293
Antialiasinggg

>>377066628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASWO9Uv3kTo
is this the equivalent of naruto running if done by hot people?

>>377093635
Just wait for CEMU, Bayo2 is already fully playable in 4K 60FPS, but the sound is broken.
One that gets fixed PC will have the best version by far.

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>>377094860
u wot

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What would YOU do for Bayo 3? Mechanically, steoy, everything.

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>tfw no femdom Bayonetta player to ERP with...

>>377097105
no child character
somehow more lewd

>>377097105
Well hold onto your butts. Check my autism
https://pastebin.com/iggiYXXw

>>377097105
dance button

>>377097765
.....you mean her taunt move?

>>377072489
the dykes I met IRL were cool. They are basically manlet dudes with vaginas.

>>377097849
no

>>377066628
I want this fucking outfit right now.

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>>377098054
post legs

>>377098145
ugh im no where near as tall as her. i just want like, my own version of it.

She looks like a fucking bird I like birds :3