How do we go from this...

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...to this?

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to THIS?

>>377039190
whoa...really makes you think

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...to THIS?

>>377039179
someone should have reminded them that royal nose =/= potato nose

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to this...

>>377039130
Best civfu
>dat voice

>>377039179
Didn't know Civ was made by Dreamworks

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>>377039179
>its a developer chooses literally who from your history to represent your country episode

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Weird leader choices.

>>377041029
WHERE
IS
CIVET

>>377041029
Hell yeah Peter The Great

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>>377039179
>THICCer than 2B

It really pisses me off that they chose Victoria as the leader for "England".
The kingdom of England ceased to exist following the Acts of Union in 1707, and was replaced by the Kingdom of Great Britain.
Victoria was coronated over 100 years later, after the kingdom was merged with the kingdom of Ireland, becoming the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

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>>377041029
>only one brother
>cleo isn't black

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>>377041029
Henry IV should have been leader of France. The man looks like a cartoon already.

>>377039130
... to THIS?

>>377039179
UNNNGH THICCER

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>>377041029
>all those white people
well, they do call it civilization for a reason

>>377041029
>Pedro II
>Montezuma
>Gandhi
>Alexander

If your "civilisation" doesn't have enough noteworthy leaders to differ from the previous game, I don't think you're noteworthy enough to appear in the series.

>>377039371
replying just in case

>>377041469
Cleo was never black.

>>377041797

Macedonians were black as the night though.

>>377041469
Cleopatra was Macedonian dude. Ptolemaic dynasty.

>>377041469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxRAwVKW6MI

>>377039130
I really fucking hate her attitude in the animations, particularly the denouncing and DoW ones.
It's even worse when she says something that didn't even happen, or happened just because the ai is so turbo-retarded.

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>>377041896

>>377041896
bix nood, I...

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>tfw you can't tell if you find a character attractive or ugly

>>377042390
>They made Alexander the great DYEL tier
What the fuck
Why

>>377041780
>never replied to one
>mom still isn't dead
fucks sakes

>>377041029
So if you're playing on Pangea does Teddy become OP as fuck?

>>377041512
all French men look like that, plus or minus the extreme receding hairline.

>>377039179
Which historical character is this meant to be? Isabella?

>>377039179
Jew nose

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>>377039130
>>377039179
>we want the tumblr audience

Firaxis pls finis all DLC and expansions and shit so this game can become playable

>>377042701
I'd fuck her desu

What civ did you main in Civ 5?
I liked Arabia. Bazaars and double oil let you make a ridiculous late game navy quickly.

>>377041029
>fucking Catherine de Medici instead of based Napoopan
Can they do anything right?

>>377041029
>civ is now stealing final fantasy characters

wooooooooow

>>377043451
I think it's hilarious that France's rep for Civ is an Italian woman.

Here's something else for Frenchies and Quebecois: French food wasn't even good until Italian chefs followed their queen into France.

>>377042771
can't glorify conquerors because muh conquest is wrong

>>377042701
It's because her features look just a little too stylized, but she looks at you like she wants that D.

>>377043054
"Continents" in civ 6 aren't the same as landmasses. There can be multiple continents on a single landmass.

>>377043054
Nope.
Different continets even in pangea.
Teddy is trash anyways.

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>>377042701
>The way she moves is alluring.
>Her facial structure is tranny tier.

>>377043147
Jadwiga

>>377039179
>thicc koala nose

>>377039179
instead of making a TBS game with decent AI and content, they waste their resources on this shit that everyone will skip anyway once they see it once
at least I can play Civ IV anytime I want

>>377039179
yo that bitch so thicc that her hips/thighs/shin are same width.

Is she related to spongebob

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>All of Polish history to choose from
>Female leader

>>377043602
>I think it's hilarious that France's rep for Civ is an Italian woman.
You think Philip III is Spanish?

Welcome to Monarchy

>>377044014
>the all-encompassing 'resources'
cutting the art budget wouldn't actually make them better game designers

>>377039179
Mommy is a king! A king!

>>377039179
I think she's cute! CUTE!

>>377041029
William Wallace for Scotland when?

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>>377041029
>Catherine de Medici
>Bonus to spies
As well as an extra bonus for killing heretics.
But you won't find that on her civilopedia.

>>377044073
>>All of Polish history to choose from
Like who

And don't say that one fucker who's only achievement was helping Austria pushing back the Ottoman, because he didn't do anything other then that

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>they will never ever add Portugal
>you will never ever play as D.Afonso Henriques and his stealth perk
>you will never ever play as Oliveira de Salazar to reign supreme with his economic wits
Why bother living if they keep ignoring the most influential empire that ever existed in this planet.

>>377044112
Well, Philip II was spaniard.
She was born in Valladolid.

>>377041029
In previous Civ Alexander was Greek, now he's "Macedon"? What the hell is "Macedon"? Why is CIV6 so shit?

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>>377044159
cutting the art budget might actually make them hire more talanted people but what the fuck do I know about game development.
Fuck it, Civ is dead, bury it.

>>377042701

I like the agenda screen where she makes fun of your penis.

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>>377042701
her occasional glance down towards your dick

>>377039130
>>377039179
>british """people"""

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>>377044073
>Polish history

>>377044324
>Well, Philip II was spaniard.
>spaniard
His mother was from Portugal and his father from the Netherlands

And don't even get me started on the Habsburg bloodline

>>377042701
Look at that cock teasing slut.

>>377041029
>No Mongols or Huns
shit game

>>377044073
Cut 'em some slack, they don't have a lot of options.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UL8MCgwTlk

>>377041029
>Phillip II

finally they did something right :3

>>377044397
Jadwiga wasn't a Brit. And ""British"" monarchs after the extinction of the Tudors were all Germans.

>>377044346
They upgraded Alex to being a whole civ in himself because they feel he's just that special.

>>377042701

historically Cleo was an absolute minger

>>377043451
Fuck you, Catherine is gorgeous and she's my favorite leader in the game.

I want to marry her.

>>377044593
The krauts are in though

>>377042701
attractive does not have to mean beautiful same as unattractive doesnt have to mean ugly.

>>377043757
She's 100% looking at your bulge desu

>>377044213
Scotland is just a knock off of England with an Irish twist. Ireland makes more sense.

>>377044486
Carlos V spent more time in Spain than abroad and Portugal is Spain anyways.
We just leave them alone because their towels are top-tier stuff.

>>377044718
Except their leader is some cuck who drowned in a river because he thought going for a swim in his armor was a good idea.
I guess asking for Frederick or Bismarck was too much

>>377041765
Civ without Gandhi and Montezuma wouldn't be CIV.
Alexander is essential and Brazil has other noteworthy leaders but they keep going for Pedro because Brazil is new in the series and they want to please brazilians.

>>377044806
Fuck off cunt, Ireland has literally never achieved anything in their entire history.

>>377044653

I enjoy the immense asspain Civ leader and nation choices cause. Especially Australia.

>>377044898
>Bismarck was too much
You had him in Civ 4

>>377043214
Nigger what

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>>377041029
Gorgo is probably the most ridiculous choice of the lot. Also making Trajan look like Julius Caesar from Asterix, instead of like Trajan.

>>377044346

The place Alex actually came from. Modern day Macedonia

>>377043214
jews have hooked noses.
It's britons that have bulbous potato noses

>>377039179
Animation-wise, I think it's great. Stylistically? Not so much.

>>377041765
Gandhi is the games mascot so he's ALWAYS going to be the India leader

>>377045132
I don't mind, they all look weird anyway.
Trajan is my guy.

>>377044995
And Scotland isn't a country any more than Arkansas is.

>>377044898
Found the buttblasted Italian, Barbarossa was white and based

>>377045415
Scotland is an actual country, you fucking dipshit.

>>377044995
Scottish civilization is just an extension of English civilization. The distinguishing part, the Celtic part, comes from Ireland. From this point of view Ireland makes more sense.

>>377041029
Ah yes, the great civilization of Brazil, with it's many contributions to world history such as

>>377039371
>Husband I'm going to shake our child!

>>377045676
Monkey soup

>>377042701
Her movements and animation are attractive, her face isn't. It's simple

>>377045676
Being a major power in the region

Until USA made sure to be the only power on the American continents

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>>377044346
>What the hell is "Macedon"?
You better be baiting or we'll shiskebab you're ass.

>>377045604
I thought Scotland voted to against leaving in favor of being a province of England.

>>377044607
That show was great.

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>>377045604
>Scotland
>Country

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>hillary clinton DLC
>her background is a jail cell

>>377045183
Modern Day Macedonia has about 10 miles of old Macedonia in it. Honestly they do it to troll the Greeks.

>>377039130

Civ 6 "people" look like badly modeled caricatures.
I'll miss the old ones, SFM porn was pretty fun for them, I doubt anyone can even keep a hardon for these repulsive things, even non-sexually they are uncomfortable to look at.

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>>377044607
>even in the 90s people knew swedes are beta cucks
its suffering living here

>>377045676
bunda shaking

>>377045676
Shut the fuck up faggot. Santos Dumont invented the Zeppelin and the airplane.

>>377046103
>We'll never get a Civilization: Modern Edition
Yes I know there are mods, but I want glorious 3D Models and Animations of Putin, Trump, Kim Jong, Merkel etc.

>>377046103
Hey now, you leave Crooked Hillary alone, don't be a dirty SHOWBOAT like that rat, Comey.

>>377039179
that nose really kills everything about that design, no amount of hips will eclipse that nose.

>>377041029
Teddy Roosevelt though, fuck yeah.

>>377046483
>Merkel
>Bonus culture swap at a 50% faster rate

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>>377044607
>And even the swedes
ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE

>>377044607
>All those dislikes
Holy shit why do pols get so butthurt over a joke about how often Poland gets invaded

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>australian DLC
>their unique unit is a shitposting cadre

>>377045604
I mean it should be. But as long as my US state isn't called a country despite being bigger and doing more than Scotland ever will, I am not going to call Scotland a country.

We're in the same boat.

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>>377045958
>>377046086

Scotland is a separate country to England, however they are both part of the sovereign state of the United Kingdom.

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>>377043451
They intentionally used less famous leaders.
Hence Trajan rather than Augustus, Frederick rather than Bismarck, etc

>>377046732
Living in a dictatorship makes you touchy

>>377046868
Tiddy mods for England and France and Poland and Egypt when?

>>377044346
>gets buttbothered they made Alexander leading the country he was actually from
He ruled Greece through a series of alliance blocks.

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>>377045604
Scotland is literally just England with skirts lmao

>>377046868
dont make me hard anon

>>377042701
She looks like Bailey Jay

>>377045676
Brutal Doom.

>>377046840
I think he means a real country, i.e. a sovereign nation, not the British meme definition of a country which is just a province.

>>377044647
>And ""British"" monarchs after the extinction of the Tudors were all Germans.

Brits themselves are Germans. Angles and Saxons were Germanic tribes.

>>377041029
>Saladin
>The man that got his ass handed to him by a leprous teenager when he had 16 times the troops

>>377045676
The biggest BTFO moment in soccer ball history.

>>377044237
>dissing Jan Sobieski
Also Casimir or Marshal Pilsudski

>>377046868

What is this anyway? Some kind of homo mod?

>>377046623

>Civilization should only have leaders in history who were attractive

Fuck off to Fire Emblem you airhead.

>>377047223
we wuz kaiserz n shiet

>>377039179
A body built for sex.

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>>377044607
Holy fuck

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>>377041715
oh you mean the civilization the indus river valley people aka sand niggers LITERALLY INVENTED OUT OF THIN AIR while everyone was hunting wild boars and dying of monkey aids

let me guess you are one of those people who thinks jesus was white too?

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>>377047663
>let me guess you are one of those people who thinks jesus was white too?

can't be white if you didn't exist

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>>377047663
>jesus
>existing

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>>377047476

All bodies are, but you're a virgin because you don't take care of yours.

>>377047004
What language did Alexander the Great speak? Was it "macedonian"?

>>377039179
Looks a lot like my girlfriend especially the body

>>377047930
he had to be taught Greek by Aristotle when Alexander was a kid

>>377044607
>all those dislikes
>all those assmad pole comments

kek

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>>377039179
>want to make Jadwiga my cumslut perma-ally semi-city-state
>I always go for full-force Religion into Theology to spam massive armies wherever and whenever I want
>If I convert all her shit she auto hates me no matter what
>if I leave her alone she tries to convert my shit into hers even though I could grind her face into the dirt in three turns
Truly suffering.

>>377039130
>>377039179
from the frying pan

>>377047869
It's pretty much accepted that Jesus in fact existed.

Whether or not he was a messiah or how accurate the bible is is an entire different subject.

The modern occidental calendar also missed his birth date by like 3 years.

>>377048005

Yeah I always thought autism isn't that bad, but I see now.

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>>377048246
>the world
>even existing
we all "live" in a simulation

>>377047930
he spoke a dialect of greek, in the greek kingdom of Macedonia

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>>377044607
>those comments

>>377048340
Then there was a simulated Jesus.

>>377047987
its cos its wrong

i remember watching one of these when i was like fkn 9 and not from america, about rome or something, and even i know it was retard then. theres a reason we say 'NA EDUCATION LUL' lul

Why do these leaders look so awful now?

What happened to the gorgeous character modeling in V?

>>377041029
Alexander and Gandhi have the smuggest face I've ever seen.

>>377048246
Yeah, he probably existed, but the stories in the bible are probably not his, they are likely taken from other "messiahs" of the time by the scholars to make the ultimate super messiah. Jesus is just fiction m8

>>377048452
better graphic = more shekels
just make it all cartoons instead

>>377046878
>They intentionally used less famous leaders
They''re pretty inconsistent then
>Victoria
>Hardrada
>Peter
>Pericles
>Alexander
>Cyrus
>Saladin
>Gilgamesh
>Gandhi
>Roosevelt arguably
>Montezuma
>Cleopatra

>>377048452
>forever triggered

maybe tumblr is your thing

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>>377044607
>all those pissed off Poles in the comments

>>377045676
Feeding your fat ass with food that we lie about being planted in our states and euro friends lands

There is only one place capable of being the largest exporter of all kinds of vegetables, nuts and chicken in the world, we just put "Colombian coffee" in the label so you fags pay more

>>377048693
> 'hee hee this childrens cartoon is so funny and informative'
> no its wrong, read a book
> 'aha triggered! teevee wouldnt lie'

>>377048446
but if we only live as far as long as our simulated existence does anything other than what we experience actually exist?

>>377039179
actually pretty good and hip game is mighty strong

>>377048979
poles can't take jokes like free bleeding feminists ahahaha

>>377048505
the animation and art design is as good as its ever been; the art style is what people have issue with.

>>377048246
It's accepted that Jesus existed because it's pretty unlikely that Early Christians just made him up. Going into detail beyond that just involves a load of shakey arguments that are 'accepted' because if they weren't there'd be nothing to talk about.

>>377039179
But is she second to none and has the spirit of a spartan?

how do you pronounce macedon?

>>377048950
>He thinks I'm American

>>377049869
Mackeedoon, trust me

>>377049461
She was so pure she couldn't handle mortal dick and died shortly after giving birth, and the pope at the time was quoted as saying that she was more pure than the virgin Mary herself while eulogizing her and then he canonized her as a saint.

>>377049869
macedon

>>377049869
bigmac-a-dong

>>377047223
>Brits themselves are Germans

Hardly. Most regions in Northern and Southern West England are still predominantly Celtic.

>>377046840

just because we let you have the student council you like to call 'scottish parliament' doesn't mean you're a country

>>377047257
also not an arab, but a kurd

>>377041029
>no hitler
for what reason

>>377049869

"irrelevant"

>>377039179
Would

>>377050327

>the least populated portions of Britain are predominantly Celtic
Thanks for making my point for me.

>>377049869
mass-a-don

>they'll never add Gran Colombia as a civ
>you'll never waltz in as Simon Bolivar and fuck shit up

pity
there's a workshop mod for civ v at least

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why do we hate civ again???

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>>377041029

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>>377041029
Dont forget that Civ6 can have more than one leader per civ. The weird choices in leaders are so you can buy the more popular ones as DLC.

And even weirder leaders are going to be introduced for Civs that are not in the game yet.

>>377051153
They made Gilgamesh speak Akkadian instead of Sumerian which is unacceptable

>>377051369
Do we even know what Sumerian sounds like?

>>377051369
But Akkadian is superior.

>>377048452
>>377048979
>Histeria wasn't a satirical cartoon about history.

>>377044718
>Sauerkraut as a civilization

Jesus this game is just a memefest. 200% autism huh?

>>377051581
Probably, they had it in Civ IV. Gilgamesh's actor is probably just a Mexican reading off phonetics rather than somebody with knowledge of Akkadian anyway.

>>377044593
They removed the Mongols and replaced them with the Scythians because "muh middle ages rape and pillage is triggering and controversial in today's 2010s society"

>>377051953
>people are still repeating this old meme

>>377044806
>>377045631
>>377045415
>>377047021
>>377046086
>>377050358
itt: butthurt limeys crying because the remnants of the empire they did nothing to build is falling apart and soon it will just be you and Wales tossing eachother off in your smog-choked Tory dystopia

red phone boxes, effeminate accents and your inbred royal family, that's english culture. By all means keep them contained down south.

>>377052228
>remove civ that's been in every mainline Civ game since the very start
>must be for no reason

>>377049235
The animation looks like Dreamworks garbo now

>>377052297
>change a million things about the game
>ok
>alter civ
>UM EXCUSE ME U FUCKING BIGOTS FEMNAZIS

>>377052297

No, it's not for "no reason." They simply want to sell them later as DLC.

>>377046913
>A party passes whatever legislation they want to pass because they got 50% of the seats in the parliament in the last election
>Somehow this is a "dictatorship"
Please stop this meme. Poland is no more of a dictatorship than the United States.

Kaczyński and his cronies should go fuck themselves, though.

>>377051167
having a laugh

>>377041029
I would have liked Churchill to be the representative for Britain, or Liz the 1st

I've never played a Civ game, can you run IV on a toaster? How about V?

>>377054073

We've had them before. Considering they had Gil in who is questionably real, King Arthur should have been the england choice

Or Mary I for some good ol' protestant burning

>>377054372
IV is like 15 years old.

>>377039371
>>377042972
you never know when it will strike...

>>377054450
King Arthur is a Celtic king who opposes the Anglo-Saxons, why the fuck would he lead England

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> tfw never have an interesting set of historical characters to choose from because they will always pander this series to normalfags

>>377048574
>>377049352
>reddit tries to explain getting BTFO

>>377054372
IV will run on everything. V requires a somewhat modern desktop to run well.

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>>377044607
>Swedes

>>377042701
Ptolemaic Egypt is not Egypt REEEEEE

>>377054372

The biggest problem isn't the graphics, it's the amount of unit in the late game/turn times.

You could probably play Civ V on the lowest settings, but make sure you don't go beyond 10 civs or so in a game.

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>>377039179

>>377054623

England's been a country where the people are whoever is currently invading. It's only really been stable since the Normans

>>377054623
England is barely a nation really. Considering how often the island use to be raped by various invaders, they don't really have an identity or culture to speak for it. It's sorta mainland europe sorta nordic sorta celtic sorta gaelic.. AKA Britain has as much ''''culture'''' as "Murica does.

>>377045731
BAZINGA-A--A-AA--A-A-A-AA-A-

>>377044607
I giggle at Napoleon running away from Russians.

>>377046868
I never thought I ever say this but those tits are way to big.

>>377039371
No BBT spoilers!

>>377055193
>>377055321
This doesn't really excuse using Arthur as a leader for "England", it's along the lines of Sitting Bull as an American leader. "England" is meant to represent the Germanic civilization of post-Roman Britain, and everybody understands it as such - casting Arthur as an "English" is just being falsely conflating England with Britain and ignoring the nature of the character completely.

>>377054465
>>377054945
>>377055006
Thanks for the (You)s. IV it is then.

>>377055321
>England is barely a nation really.
retarded

>>377040701
it's okay though because she is a womyn

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>>377039179
So where the fuck did they get that nose because every single piece of artwork depicting her has her with a narrow nose? They got the fact that she had some serious hips if somewhat exaggerated by the art style

>>377056325
THICC

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>>377039179

>>377056325
Looks fat to me.

>>377056325
Damn girl loved to eat.

>>377041029
teddy roosevelt is a badass

>>377039179
*ahem*
TH-TH-TH-THIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCC

Why is cavalry so OP in this game.
And why are cities so weak.
Fucking bullshit.

>>377057489
thicc was the norm for wealthy women since it showed off that you could afford to eat well.

>>377057361
>>377057489
Don't bully her!

>>377041029
Bitch all you want, the soundtrack is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRv501x6WP0

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>>377041029
Apparently there's an African civ and SE Asian civ coming next.
Who will it be?

>>377057746
actually no it was the norm because of fertility reasons which passed down through genes obvs

the reason skinny became 'in' was due to the fact that the wealthy would do the opposite of what you said, and starve themselves to distance themselves from the peasants

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>>377057861
Rhodesia :^)

>>377057831
The problem I have with the OST is that I basically only each hear civ themes. It becomes grating to hear Kalinka again and again in lieu of ambiance.

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>>377039130
To this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPdAxoTXEbA

>>377042701
I cannot sexualize these sterile as fuck cartoony characters.
It's like trying to fap to TOR.

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>>377058095
D-DADDY?

>>377049132
>>377046732
Being a bitch is a trait of Poles. Why do you think they're in the top immigration in each western european country? They want to get away.

Also Poles always get their asses fucked. They're still salty about last time and the reason their country is somewhat getting their shit together is because of Germany, which are the ones who fucked them up the last time.
Also Germany got fucked but got back up on their own unlike Poles. And the one time they needed help/workers they asked Italians and Turks.

>>377041029
>Australia
>Fedora tipping shitposters
As usual.

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>>377043147
Ameriwiga

OP is shit for disliking her delicious thicc though

>>377043602
>I think it's hilarious that France's rep for Civ is an Italian woman.

you mean like how in previous games it was an Italian man?

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>>377047021
SCOTLAND IS NOT EVEN A REAL COUNTRY

YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN IN A DRESS

>>377045676
without brazil liveleak would have about 80% less content

>>377052278
t. buttblasted SNP voter

>>377058095
Im not gay, but I am aroused

>>377045772
UMA DELICIA

>>377058129
You underestimate my power.

>>377045772
>>377059194
The guy who cooked the monkey is from Angola
Brazil dindu nuffin

>>377047663
That's supposed to be Saint Peter, not Jesus

>>377059317
I thought the same but his facebook says he was born in rio.

>>377046868

>it cost four hundred thousand dollars to fire the gate of babylon... for twelve seconds

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>>377056325
It isn't "that" far off.

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>>377047663
So jesus is still alive eh

>>377039179
>ass so fat you can see it from any angle

>>377042701
are you coming onto me? i cant be sure wit hthat neck caress and gaze

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>>377057861
I'd add Bayinnaung.

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>have this opportunity to have multiple leaders
>still make Alexander the leader of Macedon

I don't understand

also, where's my /ss/ negress waifu?

>>377042701
They should have made her look inbred as fuck like she was in real life.

>>377058095
>it's a vectorplexus mod

Unfortunate it's attached to that drama queen.

>>377041029
>Cleopatra

I know she's a Civ tradition but Jesus christ she sold Egypt out to the Romans

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>>377060310
Cleo isn't a Civ tradition, really

She's an interesting personality though, which is what they focused on - the real female leader for Egypt is Hatshepsut, though

>>377060130
I never actually watched the stream for this, but apparently they said they thought about making Alexander an extra leader before deciding Greece's bonuses didn't suit him enough.

>>377060307
Fill me in, anon, whats all this about?

>>377040343
damn i love that sexy emo look.
who is this?

>>377050412
because he was a failure of a leader that lead his country into war and more problems and also was never in the series

>>377060397
I guess? They already had a war leader for Greece, though - Gorgo is way more unfitting of the country bonuses than Alexander (who at least undertook a bit of statecraft and science). It's really arbitrary.

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So they're adding:

>Two South-East Asian civs
>One African civ

soonish, any guesses as to who?

>>377039371
.

>>377039179
what game is this from?

>>377051153
> male has bigger tits than all the females combined
the "le industry" has progressed pretty far

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>>377045132
THIS

this fucking annoyed me, because he's a perfect Caesar

>>377039179
>>377039130
the worse part little sfm from civ 5 was all amazing, yet no one is going to even touch civ 6 shit

>>377041715
>we wuz civilized n shiet
report back when you can translate hieroglyphics and understand african history

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>>377041370
2b isn't even thicc

stop misusing the term thicc

>>377060638
Sid on mey Face's Thiccilization 6

>>377060310
She was a Ptolemy, and she was stuck in a pretty shit position desu.

>>377060609
Damn dis gurl is THICC, who dis bitch????

>>377051153
>no nipples
wat

>>377039179
>thighs wider than chest
Nice.

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>>377051881
>Probably, they had it in Civ IV

>>377060609
I'm pretty fucking mad they don't have a single Aksumite/Abyysian/Ethiopian leader.
Wouldn't be surprised if it was Mansa Musa or something.

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>>377060704
>hieroglyphics
>using literal pictures as your language
>civilized
>african history
>bunch of savages eating each other if they don't get devoured by the nearest lion

>>377039179
She's way too attractive and it's a distraction from the game. The devs need to fix this and tone down the sex appeal

>>377060940
Yeah, Mansa, or Shaka who is their homeboy

They did have an Ethiopian in Civ 5 though, so that's not a bad guess

>>377039179
wtf i love civ 6 now

>>377060408

Just general modder drama. The guy makes a big fuss over leaving communities, attention whores, etc. You can see some of it in the comments of the video where he's fishing for positive attention.

For reference, he's the guy behind SAM for Skyrim and also did work for SOS.

Too many modders have brain problems.

>>377060940
Abyssinian*

>>377061023
I hope they do a modern African warlord. That would be great.

>>377060942
>hieroglyphics
>using literal pictures as your language
>civilized

meanwhile in europe they're still bashing shit in with rocks

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>>377061105
they've never been keen to do more modern (1900+) leaders, so I kind of doubt it

imagine someone like Idi Amin though

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Since we live in a simulation, if we only live as long as our simulated existence does anything other than what we experience actually exist?

>>377044607
That's pretty dark for a kids' show.

>>377061424
Considering both options have the potential to be true, and considering how we won't ever know.

It's best to live life right now as if we are truly existing, even if we are not.

>>377061424
The simulation creates what we need to see/believe as we view it.

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>>377047873
>All bodies are

Except for inbreds, that's nature's way of saying stop it

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>>377061653

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>>377051167
berfect

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>>377044607
While it was amusing and drinking assblast tears is always great, that video is a bit bullshit
If you're going to mark a country's history by the times it lost a war, you can make an equal amount of assblast for literally every non-colonial nation in human history

But still,
>mfw the Swedes

>>377060609
Phillipines to go with the great Brazilian and Austrailian civilizations

>>377041765
Well we have a bunch but you probably dont know them
Hell i only knew Roosevelt existed because of that museum movie, the only remarkable american presidents are pretty much Washington and Lincoln.

>>377060130
anon killing a child isn't /ss/

>>377039179
>>377042701
So will Civ VII have altar diplomacy?

>>377039190
I hate this picture, the fucking guy looks just like me.

>>377060942
how can you pretend using pictures to communicate isn't civilized? we do it all the time

When the fuck will they finally announce an expansion?

>>377062617
having a male harem of younger boys is

>>377056325
thats a dope fucking america dress

>>377062780
When 2k tells them too once sells plateau

>>377045676
Flight
Fuck if i care enough to waste my time collecting information to refute some usless argument on this shithole

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>>377060942
>literal pictures as your language

>>377063515
Smart reply

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>>377063602

>>377060667
You have bigger tits than most women so there that.

>>377041029
Civ 6's leaders were simply chosen for diversity's sake.

And I'm not talking about racial diversity, more like, oh look america is led by washington again.

The fucked up part is actually putting fictional characters as leaders.

I heard a rumor there were nude mods for Leader scenes? Any source on this?

>>377047663
>mudslimes invented civilisation
>fucked up so bad they are now litterally blowing each other up for a fictional diety instead of going to space.

>>377040701
>a-a-at least they didn't pick Wałęsa?

What relatively unknown leaders would be your pick for the more well known civs?

>>377064485
Jefferson Davis

>>377063879
>The fucked up part is actually putting fictional characters as leaders

you mean like they've done in every single game in the series?

>>377062780
Probably not until next year m8, it took nearly 2 years for Civ V to get an expansion

>>377065083
>constantly tries to buy your cities near him

>>377065550
>>377065083
Aw wait, that's Thomas Jefferson

>>377049461

the odds that you're a faggot are 40 to 1

>>377044607
>Łucja Pecuch3 years ago
Im from Poland and this insulted me.. our history is much more worthy than USA`s history. They had only civil war and vietnam which they praise like nothing else.. but ok, I can take it for a joke.
>American only had 2 wars
We never stopped warring since the Revolution

Whoops mean to have this part in green
>Im from Poland and this insulted me.. our history is much more worthy than USA`s history. They had only civil war and vietnam which they praise like nothing else.. but ok, I can take it for a joke.

>>377062571
They need to add a modern American leader. Either Trump or Reagan would be great.

>>377067012
see >>377061242

if you want your conservative fantasy president, your best chance is washington himself, or maaaybe cleveland

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>>377041029
>gandhi

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>>377064280
i want Agent Rutkowski™ as ruler of Poland in next Civilization® VI game

Is diplomacy actually good in this game?

>>377067960
it's all right now, AIs are kind of trigger happy but at least their intentions are made very clear

>>377041765
>wanting to remove Gandhi from Civilization
Have you ever even played any Civilization? I would fucking riot if one day I played Civilization and didn't run into India nuking the fuck out of me

>>377062729
Your neck must be fucking huge