/v/ becomes the Phantom Thieves, and decide to steal the heart

>Andrew Wilson
>its a forced labor camp with EA game devs

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>Todd Howard
>It's a holocaust memorial

Todd Howard
It's full of all of the things he's promised but failed to deliver.

>>377038346
If I had the ability to make people face their actions and remove their twisted perceptions and desires I wouldn't be wasting this profound power on a single person.

I'd force you all to face yourselves. I'd take your hearts /v/.

>>377038346
what the fuck does this even mean? Sounds autistic, stealing hearts lmao nigga is this some faggy kingdom hearts shit you sperglord gayboy

But it has already been done.

Nintendo management.

>>377039193
There's nothing to take here though

>>377038346

not videogames. Reported.

>>377039594
Yeah, because I haven't heard "I hate this place but its the only one like it and I have nowhere else" a million times before.

/v/ is so much of a treasure a lot of you have performed mental gymnastics to keep it. To the point where its a shared joke.

>>377039193
I'm incapable of showing emotion and asking for help. Having my Shadow appear in front of people I cared about would literally be the best thing to happen to me.

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Todd Howard
it's a mountain you climb

>>377039193
>palace is just a war zone with consoles killing each other.

>>377039912
Have you considered the possibility that you are completely capable but choose deliberately not to?

>>377038346
Definitely todd
The entire world is his harem

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>>377040072
It's a bit of both. Oddly enough the last person I was able to open up to was my ex-boss. I just clam up trying to talk to family.

>>377038346
Tetsuya Nomura
What kind of palace does an uncompromising perfectionist have?

>>377038346
The director of Treehouse

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>Reggie
>It's a female Nintendo mascot whore house
>his body is Reggie
>his treasure is dildo-shaped Wii-Mote

>>377040258
It would be a spa center

He goes to square just to sit on his ass and relax all day
Everyone there exists just to massage his ego

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>>377039263
>expecting neo-/v/ to not be autistic losers with no friends

WEW LAD you can leave now, newfag

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>>377038346
>Randy Boo-Bandy
>His palace is huge BADASS castle
>His treasure is Gaben's approval
>His minions are BADASSES
>His form is BADASS Memeing Claptrap

>>377038346
>Todd
>It's a mountain
>You can't climb it and have to lie to him for him to get down to you
>Todd's Shadow turns into a meme-spouting Skyrim dragon
>ARROW IN THE KNEE
>CRIMINAL SCUM
>SWEET ROLL
>YOU WILL BUY MY GAME!
>His Treasure is Dovaahkin's helmet

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>gaben
>palace is a factory of slaves making tf2 hats.

>>377040897
You mean CSGO skins.

The guy making Hotline Persona
>Palace is just Madarame's, but with traced pixel art and a mash up of Hotline Miami 2 music with Persona music

>>377039263

>autistic
>lmao
>nigga
>faggy
>sperglord
>gayboy

Damn, you're trying way to hard to fit in.

>>377040897

>The treasure is the tears of Half-Life fans

>>377040897
>He resides on the unfinished third floor
>He's a giant blob monster with parts of the HL exosuit embedded in his gross body
>A real valve is the treasure

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>>377040024

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>>377039263
>tfw youre black and on clover and youre retarded
Lol cmon now...

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>>377040423
>his body is reggie
Anon...i

>DSP
>It's /v/

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>>377042583