>launch pirated game >cmd window flashes quickly

>launch pirated game
>within 5 minutes a black van parks outside

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>>377019619
>Boot up computer a few days after uninstalling pirated game.
>Browser homepage is changed to random russian CSGO gambling site

>>377019619
man I hope I dont get ransomware'd from that pirated copy of GTAIV

>>377020914
That's fairly harmless, though annoying.
I've never got an actual virus or trojan from russian torrents.

>>377019619
>pirate games for near 20 years
>not a single virus
>not a single "bitcoin miner"
>not a single problem
>free games that often run better than legit copies

feels good to not be a retarded american.

>>377020914
>download shit from non-scene sources
>OMAGAD I AM GETTING LE HAXORED

retarded redditor

>>377021004
You got the ransomware, but it uninstalled itself after realizing that nothing in your life is worth the $100 ransom.

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>download and install cracked software
>Installer plays grooven' music while it installs

>>377021062
This desu.

>>377021172
fugg :DDD

>>377021161
I only download straight from the source like skidrowcrack.com and still got a virus once.

>>377021062
Obsessed

>>377021062
Same.

Just make sure there is a skull on the piratebay download and youre fine. Literally never got a virus.

>>377021182
>launch installer
>music so loud that I immediately have to close it and adjust windows audio

>>377021254
>straight from the source like skidrowcrack.com

I hope this is bait. Incase its not - no fucking scenegroup runs a website you dumb fucking reddit fuck.

>>377021254
anon... that's not the source
that's someone pretending to be skidrow and posting all their latest stuff to drive traffic

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>>377021182
>Music doesn't stop after the installer closes

>>377019619
>pirate game
>delete it
>pirate it again
>delete
>repeat until devs go bankrupt

>>377021284
>piratebay
Isn't that a honeypot now?

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>>377021182
I used to have around 900MB keygen/random midi songs from such groups back in 2003.

https://u.nya.is/oanxyf.MID
This is one the few ones I have left.

If you're not using PC-games download and mega downloader you don't know shit.

>>377021516
I don't understand why people use Piratebay at all, even when it was actually decent like 10 years ago. Use a fucking private tracker, no wonder you all get fucking ISP letters and viruses and shit.

>>377021516
Only if you live in the land of the free to get sued.
The rest of the world doesn't give a fuck.

>>377021680
private trackers are gay and cancer

>>377021745
>the place where my Piratebay uploads come from is gay and cancer

yeah, very smart american.

>>377021838
>implying the source of them are private trackers

>>377021838
and even if they are the source, that doesn't mean shit
may as well call baidu good then

>>377021680
every private tracker ive used in the last 13 years has been closed. Piratebay is still up.

>>377021882
they are for the people that upload to Piratebay, you dumb nig. enjoy being afraid of le boogeyman bitcoin miner your 200kbps speeds, I guess.

>>377022135
nice memes
those literally have not happened to me yet
and they max out my speed easily

>>377021729
The UK recently passed a law that says otherwise, cuck.

>>377021838
>inferiority complex

>>377022098
Almost as if it's up because it serves another purpose......like a honeypot....hmmm

I have ad blocker and I still get popups that give me malware on TPB whenever I click something, how do I stop this shit?

>>377022098
how do you get into private trackers? is it like a sekrit club that has a sekrit list of magnet links?

>>377022421
I disable javascript

>>377021062
>LE RETARDED AMERICAN MEME XDDD

>>377022226
Two countries out of a lot of others using PB.

No shits given from us.

>>377022517
i'll do that from now on, based anon good lookin out

>>377022594
triggered americuck detected
keep sucking cock corporate cock with your datacaps while taking dick from politicians bent on killing net neutrality

>install a simple little program for a specific purpose
>you now have a different search engine, homepage and 6 toolbars

>>377023159
>uTorrent users

>>377023418
>he doesn't use 2.2.1

>>377021680
Invite plz

>>377021646
I don't, please show me the way

>>377022439

invites.

Which is why faggots who talk about private trackers without offering any invites are cancer.

>>377023997
is it like discord then? I dont like discord too many furries.

Is blackcats still dead?

>>377021418
dunno why youre going off on that dude so hard and yelling about reddit, considering reddit actually has a lot of high traffic pirate subs and pirating is spoken about more on there than here. plus him fucking up his shit isnt youre problem, so youre just being autistic about nothing

>>377021062
>Bitcoin miner
How does one know they picked one up?

>>377023583
Why do people cling to 2.2.1 when there are alternative clients across all platforms?

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>>377021182
>download and install cracked software
>Installer plays groovin' magic while it installs

>>377024374

Check your DVD drive for bitcoins.

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>pirate EA game
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwWB4TbGUCo starts playing

>>377021062
Pretty much this, unless you're into really niche stuff uploaded by serbians on russian sites you're safe.

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>>377024634
I AM HERE TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR GOOD POST ANON

>>377021559
>I used to have around 900MB keygen/random midi songs from such groups back in 2003

How? The whole point of those tunes is to make them as small as possible, it's a way to show off your tech.

>>377021062
>have nice house
>clean water
>won't get killed walking outside
>enjoy a comfortable first world life
Feels good not to be Brazilian

>>377019741
Name one game that does this.

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>>377021182
>decide I need a decent video editor
>sony vegas is the hot shit at the time so get that
>get to the keygen
>mfw
>keep it running even after it's done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9STiQ8cCIo0

>>377021182
I buy my games since I got a job and I'm not a neet, I miss these chiptunes hacksongs.

>>377021680
You're the cancer.
Private trackers all close after a while, and the files and torrents get lost forever.

TPB on the other hand, with the magnets and infinite number of mirrors will live on and the files will always be downloadable.

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>>377025781
oooooooooooh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Computer illiterates everywhere ITT

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>torrent hospital simulator
>this window opens

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>install pirated game
>launch it
>it just brings up the Steam's store page

>>377026445
dont pirate games, please.

>>377019619
>launch pirated game
>thank you for purchasing the game message appears

>>377025249
They were small... Just a few hundred thousands of small filed full length midi songs with songs ranging from a 5kB to over 200kB.

>>377026478
>it's a nice fbi episode

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>>377026497
forgot my image

>>377026959
what a bunch of sweethearts, would buy.

what game?

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>>377019619
>use windows 10
>no pirated or sketchy software
>cmd window flashes quickly every now and then

This happened across several installs and a google search tells me it's a common bug caused for various reasons. It's the main reason I dropped this buggy piece of shit OS and went back to W7 because I kept thinking I had some sort of malware other than W10 itself.

>>377027082
>>use windows 10
>>cmd window flashes quickly every now and then
Don't worry goy.

>>377024737

Best one so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WfaeO45FnA

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>>377019619
>install pirated game
>launch the game
>it asks for admin privileges even though it's a modern game that doesn't need them

>>377021056
The worse I had was a ransomware and it was my own damn fault for being an impatient idiot.
Luckily it wasn't difficult to remove

>>377027705
How do you remove ransomware? My mom and dad are pretty careless with their PC and I want to be ready for the worst since I'm the one who has to fix that shit.

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>>377027603
>>377024737
Comfy/10

>>377028119

There exists tools to decrypt shit encrypted by some older ransomware, but for the rest you just have to suck it up, wipe and reinstall.

>>377028119
ask your parents to use the cloud to backup their shit with minimal effort.

If they get hit by ransomware you just wipe their drives and re-install.

>>377028531
this

you should already be using cloud backup. its 2017.

Just wipe and reinstall if it ever happens

>>377021182
>>download and install cracked software
>>default music volume in the installer is so loud it causes permanent hearing loss

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>>377027020
Fallout 4, its just for $60 on Steam, Xbox One and PS4

>>377023997
>offering invites to faggots who will get me banned with them
Fuck off faggot, go and make a donation to the tracker if you're that desperate for an invite

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>>377028604
>Cloud backup
Yes Goy! Upload your files to my server! They will be forever accessible to you and the NSA!

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>tfw nyaa is kill

where am I supposed to go for my torrents now?

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>>377021062
>be me
>bombs dropping outside my basement window
>women getting raped outside in the streets
>have to resort to video games for escapism for the rest of my life
>so poor that I don't have enough money to buy one video game even after 20 years
>tfw most first worlders don't even know my country exists
>my biggest achievement is posting on /v/ and getting 8 (You)s in one post
>have to filter persona 5 and bloodborne threads or else my autistic rage kicks in
F-FEELS GOOD NOT TO BE AN AMERICAN, HAHA. HAHA. HAHA.
haha...

>>377028927

Sounds like my uncle that won't trust banks with his money and keeps everything under his mattress.

>>377028878
>Paying to pirate
Top jej. If I'm going to pay to pirate it's going to be a VPN so I can use all the public trackers I want. Can't use a VPN with a private tracker and you need a seedbox too.

Sad loser thinks his reuploads on xxxsekritklubxxx.xyz are better than public ones...
Sad!

>>377028994
check out /g/ they have a general about that

>>377028994

I was going to say nyaa.si but the fucking thing is down now too.

>>377022594
found the triggered retarded and probably fat American

>>377027020
No him but looks like a 3/ds game

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>>377029117
>Not just making offline backups once a month
>Not just cloning the drive
Thank the Jewish God for these moronic goyim! I'd go out of business if they knew what was good for them!

>>377021680
private trackers are fucking cancer, if you want to download an old game say goodbye to your positive ratio because no one will be seeding off you

>>377029034
finnishfag here
literally never see any of this and i dont even have to be a burger
plus i get to be white unlike americans

>>377029158
Then go and pay for it instead of crying about not having an account on a private tracker you fucking dip shit

>>377027020
Rhythm heaven megamix

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>>377029764
>Crying
Telling you that you're a moron is crying?

>>377021680
I only pirate shit like once a month or so. My ratios would be shit.

>>377029158
>Sad!
Oh hello mister president
Welcome to /v/ sir!

>>377019619
>launch game installer
>SLAP YO BITCH UP

>>377026428
Ayyyyyy, I get it.

>launch game installer
>SMACK MY PICTURE
What did they mean by this?

Was vvvvvv just a metaphor for piracy? Was the whole game a keygen?

>people posting about getting shit from their ISP

I've only gotten one C&D letter the whole time I've ever pirated shit and it was cause I downloaded a season of a TV show. Nobody gives a fuck about games in my experience.

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What is the best way to know a torrent has no Adware ? Check for the comments ?

>>377029117
Your uncle sounds pretty smart.

gud place for mega links?

>>377032097
pc-games download

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>>377019619
>launch pirated game installer
>can't open any programs anymore
>get email about suspicious activity on my ebay account

>Everyone shitting on TPB for being a honeypot, sending emails, and having viruses

I don't really get the whole commotion about it being a honeypot and getting sued or emailed? Also an American and I've never received a single email or anything. Can someone explain that or what states that tends to be a big no-no in?

As for viruses to use common sense and only pirate from reputable people and not random dudes.

>>377032440
kk cool thnx

>>377028604
>>377028927
>Not using external hard drives for backup

>>377026497
>launch pirated game
>thank you for purchasing the game message appears
>start to feel bad for pirating this game
>realize that's why they put this message in there to make you feel bad and actually force you to buy the game
>suddenly feel better for pirating it nad not falling for their jewish schemes

>>377032695
Same. I've never had a problem with TBP but then again I don't download garbage with no comments from random uploaders located in Kiev that has broken English in the upload description.

>>377025762
sad satan

>>377024634
Lal'c Melk Mark is best girl

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>>377024720

>>377028994
AB

So, what are some pirate sites i should use? so far got into piracy and only used fitgirl repacks site so far.

>>377019619
Stop pirating games then.

>>377019619
>launch bought game
>performing first time setup

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>Launch pirated game installer
>Loud ass keygen music shatters my windows

>>377032695
Ive gotten like 5 letters from different ISPs in south USA.

You can just ignore them because they cant do shit

Or call them up and say "Oyvey I had an unsecured wireless network and it was those damned neighbor kids"

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>>377028994
>He forgot about Tokyo Toshokan

>>377029259
Nyaa.pantsu.cat isnt.

Also Nyaa.si is run by the anime cartel.

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>>377028994
>nyaa is kill
That's weird because I'm using it right now

>>377021062
this

except I am a retarded american

>>377035117
>anime cartel
what

>>377035283
>Daiz, Herkz, Reimu, Snow, Fakku, HorriblesubsLeader, etc

Aka people who literally kill the competition in order to have control of something.

>Buy and install legit game
>Antivirus starts losing its mind
>pirate game and install it
>Antivirus is curiously quiet

>>377019619
>boot PC after who knows how many pirated games
>cmd window flashes at startup quickly

>>377021516
No idea but I'm from Portugal and use it for programs since my studies require it(like adobe photoshop and shit) and some music that I can't find in stores(I like to collect CD's of bands I like but where the fuck am i gonna find a gorilla biscuits cd) and never had any problem so far

>grow up
>get a job
>never have to pirate a game again

feels good man

>>377025781
holy shit, this came with a torrent i had for flstudio

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>>377035429
>Fakku
I forgot about that shitty site. Getting my porn removed from exhentai.

>>377021062
>pirate games for near 20 years
>not a single problem
Perhaps if you get an antivirus that isn't shit.

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>Use Malwarebytes Premium
>Blocks most if not all malware from even starting

>>377029034
>tfw most first worlders don't even know my country exists
Skullface is that you?

>>377035654
>falling for the jewish scam
lol good goym pay with your shekels overpriced games that aren't even yours

>run cracked game installer

>smash my bitch up starts playing

https://youtu.be/hZPECFQ4NhE?t=106

WE WUZ HACKERS N SHIEET

>>377035907
c-can i pirate Malwarebytes premium?

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>>377029158
>jej

>>377036086
Do you know how AIDS works right?

Now think your PC is your body and Malwarebytes is your immune system.

>>377036086
Also its $25 per year, its not expensive.

>>377026430
someone forget to copy the crack files over :^)

>>377035283
Why do you think so many porn game companies are just money laundering fronts?

>>377020914
why is it always the russians?

>>377021182
i don't get why cracked games even have installers anymore. it's just a waste of space, it's not like games nowadays need registry entries to work.

Is Codexpcgames site safe?

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>buy game
>pirated version works better
>pirated version actually works
THANKS ANNO 2070

>>377036340
It went from 25 to 40

>>377037385
Still $25 where i live.

>>377037495
I think they keep the price at 25 if you paid 25 before 3.0 launched

>>377037562
Nope, price didn't change from 2.0 to 3.0.
Maybe because im from a third world country.

>>377035174
>No JAVs

Where am I supposed to get my DDB now?

>>377032928
>"we would appreciate it if you were to pay for this game, please"
>LOL NICE JEWISH TRICKS >CONTROLLING THE POPULACE #ENIGHTENED GB2 AUSCHWITZ FUCKER

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>torrent a pirated game
>look off into the background to admire the graphics as it loads up
>see a picture of a dolphin

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Where my Autodesk niggas at
https://youtu.be/8XtqVA3ycus

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>>377021062
>feels good to not be a retarded american

But I'm American and almost everything you just posted applies to me.

>Pirate a game
>Enjoy it
>Open up browser to read up on butthurt buyfags dissing pirates because people like me play games for free.
>Smug face

>>377038189
https://sukebei.pantsu.cat/

>he doesn't scan every single download with malwarebytes and their antivirus of choice

Come on guys.

>>377038732
fug I'm a retard

>>377038732
>https://sukebei.pantsu.cat/

Thank you!

>>377037239
but the ark storage and upgrades dont work on a pirated version

>>377038515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb1_zqQ-BUA

>>377021062
f(ifth)pbp

>>377038515
damn that's good

>>377025232
>>377033458
>>377024634
I just want you all to know I appreciate your excellent taste in relatively obscure anime.

>>377038237
A joke, faggot, you know what that is?

>>377025762
Welcome to the Game

>>377025762
Any game by Fun Business Industries.

>>377021559
>Be cautious when downloading this file, this is the internet, bad people exist; so you should use your anti-virus before running any potentially malicious content.

Ok, no thanks

>>377021502
Underrated post

>>377039997
You almost got caught by that 28kb virus hidden in a midi.

>running proprietary cracks

>>377022594
we are retarded m8.

>>377036959
So, is it safe?