ITT: Videogame characters you can defeat in a fistfight

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Pac-Man was a fucking wimp in 2

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>>377018909
did you start this thread purely with the intent of baiting people to ask for the uncropped version of your OP pic?

full pic pls

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as powerful as he can get, in a purely punch for punch fight and i could rek him

>>377019276
>he
>him

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>>377019359

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I'm going to marry Ashley!

>ITT: People absolutely know OP wouldn't stand a chance against Ashley's magic with bare fists

>They still take advantage of this thread for a Ashley thread

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I think I could take her on.

>>377019814
OP here. Ashley is too frail. One punch from me and she would literally die.

>>377020085
That implies she didn't already burnt you to a crisp with her magic before you even saw her.

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>>377019070

>>377019276
Good luck getting one to fight with their fists.

>>377019070
Porn has rotten your brain

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>>377018909

>>377020467
She looks soft and defenseless

>>377020715
Futuba is literally my sister. Same height and everything.
She's 33

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>>377020467
>>377020610
well guys, I guess I'm officially beyond redemption


I guess that's what a decade of this website will do to you

>>377020853
Pick a fight with her. If you can beat her, then you can beat Futaba.

>>377020853
Your sister is cute.

>>377020715
What does a punch from Futaba feel like?

>>377021194
Gross I'd imagine/

>>377020374
1. I run at Ashley.

2. Ashley: "He's fast!"

3. She raises her wand

4. I shove my whole arm down her eye socket

5. She's stunned

6. I poke through her other eye

7. She gets on the floor and screams in pain

8. I take a hammer and smash her mouth

I win.

>>377021194
Slightly painful but wouldn't throw you off.

>>377020853
Is she cute and single?

>>377021395
This raises further questions as how your entire fucking arm inside her eye socket managed only to stun her.

>>377021407
>>377021257
>>377020715
Can an average 5'9 200lb. /v/irgin defeat Futaba in a one on one fistfight?

>>377021506
>single

She obviously isn't if this guy is her brother

>>377021569
Probably. And hasn't it been proven that /v/ is filled with hungry skeletons instead of fat fucks?

>>377020837
fuck off golem

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>>377021395

10/10, made me laugh.

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>>377018909

>>377021569
Probably not. A few punches in and I'd have an incapacitating boner

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I can kick the shit outta Glover!

>>377019701
...
Fuck.

Did the drawfag from the Ashley thread a while back ever finish blowjob drawing after the thread got deleted?

Glass Joe.

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Both of them

>>377023042
I wonder this too. Fucking faggot mods.

>>377018909
I want to pound Ashley's loli butt

>>377022772
DELETE THIS

>>377023503
why don't you have seat over there.

>>377022772
don't even need to throw a punch just hurt her fefes and she'll solve sudoku

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I'm gonna Fuuka her up!

>>377024218
You wouldn't dare

>>377019701
>Not resetting for hours on end until you finally get a female
>not slapping an everstone on your female Braixen as soon as it evolves
Do you even Pokemon?

>>377024437
I'm gonna.

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>>377021753
...wait

Abe the Mudokon, assuming his chanting powers are off-limits.

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It'd be like beating up Danny Devito in a pair of overalls

>>377021569
Like a wet noodle thrown by a toddler.

>>377025175
Wait wat

>>377021478
Kek

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If this old motherfucker didn't have that mech suit I'd shove that gas mask up his decaying Kraut asshole

>>377025121
how many punches can he take?

>>377025123
He can swing a 5-ton firebreathing turtle monster with his bare hands. And if Pannenkoek can demonstrate Mario's actual abilities, he can warp between universes at speeds that can't be processed by the human eye.

You'd fucking die. Horribly.

>>377023042
did you save the image?

>>377026805
>he gives Mario hours of preptime in specific location

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>>377021395
>4. I shove my whole arm down her eye socket 5. She's stunned

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>>377018909
>>377019812
>>377020467
IIII HAVE GRANTED KIDS TO HELL

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this smug little faggot

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>>377018909

I guess if she plays fair, but why would she? She can shoot lightning out of her fingers.

>>377027514
Don't

>>377020715
She reminds me of Splatoon.

Nathan Drake and his brother since apparently they cant handle one small, thin shoeless woman even when armed and using the environment.

>>377027662
SEX

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He's nothing without a sword

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>>377018909
that boogie flash

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>>377029653
He's got other weapons.

>>377023042
where is based drawfag?

>>377024218
Violence against angels like Fuuka is a sin, you're going to hell

>>377018909
>>377019070
>>377020467
Ehuehuehue

>>377030035
here
>>377019812

>>377030050
I'm taking her with me!

>>377029790
Link?

>>377021753
what did he mean by this?

>>377030582
google ''ashley boogie flash''.

>>377024998
your short height and reach are scaring no one

>>377030819
Thanks

>>377021395
Did you poke her other eye with the same arm already lodged down her skull? If so wouldn't you have to somehow bend it back up and tickle the back of her eyeball.

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>>377028196
I hope this makes you feel better about that shit scene

>>377024462
>Getting a female right off the bat, not even aware of the ratio
i guess not

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>>377030582
No thats spiderman, this is link

>>377029418
Why is this allowed?

>>377021934
Hope you like thot claws tearing your eyes out.

>>377029418
what secret is she hiding?

>>377027560
good job

>>377030884

You have seen Abe, right? Guys a string bean.

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>>377032093
And Boco is a manlet

>>377032343
True, but Abe could literally die from a strong breeze.

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>>377031765
No idea anon

>>377021934
I'd let her beat me in a fight tbqh

>>377023909
piece of shit hitting on my daughter-tu

i'm hit on him

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>>377018909

>>377018909
I'd beat her body with my fists and then I'd beat her cunny with my tongue!

>>377033320

That's evil, Anon.

>>377033320
Over the line

>>377019815
Isn't that that annoying bitch whose whole character is what with the punching?

>>377021547
Snoodly woodly arms.

>>377023234
But why would you want to beat up a starved pacifist whose been forced into slavery as a fighting animal against his will? Jerk.

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>>377018909
She's weak and overweight. She wont put up a fight

>>377033320
That's too far.

>>377027514
that's some cool art, got a name?

>>377034594
I'd just feed her some more instead of fighting her.

>>377031118
Why would someone post Spiderman when talking about Flash?

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>>377021395
This is not ok

>>377034916
Just how more? Cause I might draw that

>>377035225
Her dress not fitting anymore would be a nice start.

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>>377035225
>feeder

>>377035637
It's more about chubs Ashley than anything else.

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I'll show him a true demon

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ah yes ashley those were the meme days.

its surreal to think she was popular, and even more surreal that wario games are fucking dead nowadays.

and even more surreal that ZX had one of the actually and only good females in megaman.

>>377035885
*unzips dick*

>>377034968
no idea anon

>>377036529
>its surreal to think she was popular
why.

she still is, they chose her as one of the 3 girls to get constant appearances in Nintendo Badge Arcade, not Peach, not Zelda, fucking Ashley.
>wario games are fucking dead
I don't see why, is it cause the last game came out 4 years ago? That's nothing.

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>>377036529
She's still the most popular warioware character

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>>377036529
>roll
>tron
>not good
Fuck off

>>377037604
>say your fucking prayers, Nanako

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>>377038062

>wanting to beat up girls
>not wanting to be the girl

What a bunch of faggots

>>377039463
That wasn't an option.

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>>377038062
Stop it.
I SAID STOP IT

>>377039463
What a giant fucking faggot decided to show up in this thread, everyone stays on topic, but this retard just can't do anything right. Fuck off

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>>377038062

>>377039847
>REEEE, please stay on topic with muh woman beating thread

>>377040665
they're not real, so who cares?
None of us are real

>>377018909
>fistfighting children
wow op you sure are strong

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>>377037604

>>377038062
Fuck you