NINTENDO ARMS

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>>377015987

Calling it now, the robot will be revealed this week

This game is a pequel to Splatoon, that will reveal how the old world died.

Are people unironically expecting this to be a good game?

>>377017284
Are people unironically expecting this to be a bad game?

This game looks like not a good game

>>377017687
This post looks like not a good post

>>377017460
>motion shit

Yes, Ninten drone.

>>377017829
They've already said you can play it with a standard controller.

>>377017829
motion controls are optional

>>377017829
>vacuous inane opinion

Yes, Shit poster.

What is it with arms that attracts so many people who dont like it into the threads? If I see a thread about a game I think looks bad I just ignore it

>>377017829
>motion shit
>literally able to turn off motionshit
>already confirmed to be 100% functional in either motionshit or buttonbashing

Next.

>>377017039
yeah. last time they started posting weird shit we got DNA Man.

At this rate, I'm guessing the robot was created by Mechanica, perhaps a prototype for her suit?

>>377018139
Splatoon was the same, it's just people who dislike Nintendo in general hoping they'll be shit. Ignore them and continue the thread.

>>377016147
If someone wanted to start learning how to translate the ARMS text, now would be a good time

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>>377018139
Sony drones mostly

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>>377015987
seems like mine kind of game

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>>377018602
>splatoon was shitposted relentlessly upon reveal
>became one the most popular new IPs of last gen

>>377015987
oh good it's like the fucking splatoon shit all over again

where it will have all this build up and detail and get everyone excited and then upoin release none of the story or details will matter in the slightest just like splatoon

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>>377019694
who expects some kind of story? It's a fighting game with springy armed characters

>>377019694
>none of it will matter

Fuck off, the dark undertones of Splatoon's post human extinction world is srill one of fhe most interesting things about it.

>>377019937
so interesting that not a single person anywhere mentions or discusses it.

>>377019935
>who expects some kind of story?
the people in this thread, apparently

>>377020181
nobody in-game gives a shit about it.

>>377020301
name one.

Are you dumb enough to think that op wasn't saying "Deepest lore" because its a fucking meme?

>>377018602
>We all know that Japan isnt gonna touch this one
Wow, neogaf really is retarded

>>377020407
well i sure don't see any discussion of the gameplay

>>377020181
It's been two years since release and the details of what happened were rather sparse, for now everyrhing that can be discussed about jt has been. There was plenty of discussion about it in the months post release and we're bound to get more details in Splatoon 2. Besides, even if they aren't the central focus, how are these litttle interesting lore tidbits a bad thing?

>>377016253
I can't tell if that's the mech or someone else's arm

>>377020606
cuz it will give people the impression Arms has depth to it, much like splatoon did, only to be mocked after buying at release when they realize nah it's just puddle-shallow brightly colored crap for children, again

>>377020582
>most of the thread is shitposting about how well it'll sell and not discussing the game's story or mechanics

>>377020771
video games are for children.

>>377020771
Have a (You). Ssshhh, don't tell anyone, it will be our little secret.

>>377017460
yes? i mean, it seriously just looks like that shitty wii sports boxing thing, only with minimum effort character designs instead of no effort miis.

>>377018602
Where's Dicks and Crows Guy?

>>377020771
>only to be mocked after buying at release when they realize nah it's just puddle-shallow brightly colored crap for children, again

You mean (You), manchildren on youtube, and pepeposters on /v/ who are pretty much the same thing at this point trying to pretend it will be some bomb outside 7 year olds again?

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It's not healthy to want video games to be bad.

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>>377020771
Hmm

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>>377020771
>it's fake depth!

Holy fuck /v/ is retarded

>>377020996
Blind posters should be shot on sight

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>Arm has a story mode
>You play as the loli climbing the ranks as the first non spring arm combatant.
>You slowly get a following leading to an ultimate title fight.

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>>377018139
I'm guessing it's the poorfags that can only afford one console at a time. They're scared it'll be good because they don't have access to it.

>>377017284
I don't get it either. I guess there are things that cannot be comprehended.

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Do you think she built the robot fighter?
It feels like all signs are pointing towards yes.

>>377021498
Eh, /v/int showed that it was poorfags that hated Nintendo and started all the shitposting. They can't afford games at all so they don't have anything better to do. Makes a lot of sense in a way.

>>377018139
It just boggles my mind that such a game attracts so much attention and hype.

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>>377018139
You could say, they're up in arms for such a wacky concept

>>377016253
>>377020626
It might be Springman, he is Mechanica's brother after all

>>377022023
When was fhat confirmed?

>>377022023
>he is Mechanica's brother after all
nani?

>>377022019
carlos you dirty spic motherfucker

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>>377021003

>>377016493
That reminds me, are we getting straight up alternate costumes in this game or no?

>>377023181
We've only seen palette swaps, so it'll probably be just that.
I wouldn't get my hopes up

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>>377023284
What da fuck. What's the point in having qts if you can't dress them up a little bit? Or undress them. hehehe

>>377020771

Did you play TLoU in front of your grandma hoping she'd stop looking at you like a miserable fucking failure for wasting your life with children's toys?

Did she think it was deep and meaningful or did she tell your mother that skipping the abortion was a mistake?

>that alphabet
confirmed for the world that perished and evolved into Inkopolis

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>>377017284
Nintendo fans have nothing else, so all they can do is shove shit down their throats and pretend it tastes good. It would be sad if it wasn't so damn hilarious

>>377018139
tumblr "artists"

>>377024597
they dont need it since they have friends, families and good jobs

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>>377024597

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>>377024787
>Nintendo fans
>Real life friends

>>377024828
why the fuck is Knack over rated?