*blocks your path* *pootis*

>>376995150
I go out of my way to kill friendly heavies because I know they'll have a tard tantrum over it.

what the fuck is pootis?

*throws sandvich*
*doccmonman.mp3*

>>376995464
When you spam the "put dispenser here" voice line the first part sounds like pootis. That's it.

>>376995361
DOOOOOOOOOON'T KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLL ME, I'M FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDLY FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>376995361
best thing is just farming them for kills/heads/rage/whatever
eventually they become such a massive detriment to their own team there's a vote kick every minute

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>>376995150
>Don't kill the hoovies
>They turn out to be an enemy spy and backstab you
>MFW

>>376997404
>Friend and I go spy
>turn into friendly Heavies
>Turtle walk across the battlefield with dead ringers
Good times.

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Ugly

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>>376998253

>>376995150
>that thing on the left
I'm so happy I stopped playing this turd

>>376998748
Holiday restricted item

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>>376998336
GOTTEM

baka desu senpai

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>>376995361
My nigga, death to friendlies..

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>>376995150
DEUS VULT

>>376998820
That doesn't make it OK.

>>377001023
Every full-moon or a few weeks over Halloween seems fine by me. You can always get a easy to install mod that disables all hats anyway

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r8

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>>376999041
SEE

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I tend to kill friendlies when I see them. Can't risk them being a Spy planning to lure people into taunts.

Plus I'm trying to actually play the game instead of sitting in a corner expecting to be left alone then whining on death.

>>376995464
it's a meaning of life

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>>376995150
You call that a blocked path?

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>>376995150
>be spy with dead ringer and ambassador
>disguise as heavy weapons guy of your team
>press E to swap to le happy hoovy gloves and happy hoovy food
>crouchwalk towards enemies
>when they fall for it and don't kill you, headshot them
>rinse and repeat till they shoot every friendlyfaggot on sight

>>376995150
Before a game starts group taunts are acceptable. When a game gets going don't cry that you can't taunt without getting killed. Literally just go to an idle server or a community server for that. That's all you gotta do. Don't make my game shit because you don't want to play the game right

Are they ever going to get proper animations for Heavy's glove-like weapons?

His hand sticking out of that mitten is fucking atrocious.

>>377001534

It took them a decade to fix hitbox desync, you think they'll fix Heavy's gloves clipping?

>>377001447
lol go make a reddit thread about it and circlejerk there, faggots like you can't comprehend that chilling out with 24 randoms can be as fun as fighting them

>>377001309
WOW DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

REMOVE THE NEW BALANCE AND RETURN AUTOBALANCE VALVE

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>>376995361
>>377001248
Why do friendlies trigger /v/ so much?

>>377002149

Because everyone here is competitive over f2p kid games

>>377002149
because teammates being useless is annoying but you can't blaim your entire team for being bad so you blaim the guy that you can prove is doing nothing.

>>377001229
mediocre

>>377002149

There's a time and a place for it, trying to sit at the midpoint and asking everyone to leave you alone only to have a fit when they without a doubt ignore that request is neither.

friendlies don't bother me. I have 5000 hours in teh game and think they are cute :3

>>377001229
Not bad
Also bonus points for not using painted weps/unusuals

Remember when TF2 wasn't filled with retarded bullshit and was a game that was pleasant to look at?

>"DON'T KILL MEEEE"

>>377002435
hey bby wanna be my gf

>>377001736
Shitters like you can't comprehend that not everyone is just gonna conform to your way of playing either.

>>377002458
>Remember when TF2 wasn't filled with retarded bullshit
No

>>376995464
Underage get out

>>377002497
sure for this match but you have to protect me

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>>376997404
It's nice knowing other people do this as well.

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>>376995150
*blocks your spawn*

>>377002149
Because I can't see how anyone can enjoy it or find it funny. Sure griefing can be funny sometimes (Hell, this one time me and some friends managed to votekick an entire server once) but going around and spamming voice emotes is just boring.

>>377002509
most games I play I do so with the intent of winning, but theres always that one faggot who when the few times a large group of people stop fighting (and in casual its rare) have to cap or kill everyone because they can. Shitters like you can't understand there's more then one way to have fun.

>>377001736
Just go on a trade server then.