how much money would this resort be worth?

That's an active volcano so probably not as much as you'd think

>>376994363
>That's an active volcano
You have no proof

>>376994363
>buy dangerous island on the cheap
>probably in a backwater country with no legal hurdles to jump through to set up a resort
>make a few mil off of some rich people
>get the fuck out and leave them there

perfect plan

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>>376994302
>tfw you could never just walk around and explore the island

>>376994662
The 3DS game has a free mode that has little trivia nodes about the island.

>>376994302
Do any of the games let you just fuck around the island whenever you want?

Jogging doesn't count since you're stuck on predetermined paths.

>no Nintendo island game where you play as your mii and explore all the little secrets of the island
>every first party ninty game makes an appearance somewhere on the island
>can unlock classic ost from the classic vidyas to play as the bgm
>online coop and split screen

Would be the comfiest game ever made

>>376995623
mMMM YES

>>376995312
NNNNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>376995267
>>376995495
Pilotwings Resort lets you explore the island in a plane/glider/jetpack

>>376994696

Didn't this actually happen recently?

>>376995267
that's literally all I wanted from this game, being able to walk around to each activity

>>376996774
sauce plz, I would love to hear a story about that

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>>376994302
I literally only played the plane game (exploration and dogfight), why did it have a timer? stupid decision

>>376997491
>Never explore this fully

So mad

>>376997292
google fyre festival

>>376994662
You can fly into it in Wii Resort and it's got Lava inside it.