>Open door >See this what do you do?

>Close door

>>376980561
More like

>look through door spy
>see nothing

>>376980561
Turn 360 degrees and close the door

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>>376980848
There, Fixed it

>>376980990
>give him candy
>close the door

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>>376980848
>>376980990

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>>376981060
But sir, wait! What about this game I wanted to tell you about? It's called Fallout 4!

>>376980561
>>376980990
Where's how2.png?

>>376980561
ask him how he shrunk my door

>>376981201
Fucking mormons... I DON'T WANT TO PLAY YOUR SHITTY RPG. FUCK OFF!

hey todd which great house in morrowind should I join

>>376980561
Turn around and pirate fallout 4

ask for a job
any job
I have no money

>climbs that mountain

>>376981378
>do you have any experience with game animation
>no
>YOU'RE HIRED

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>>376981201
>slowly getting smaller

SIX TWO

>>376981201
I HAVE NEVER PIRATED A BETHESDA GAME, TODD.

>>376981642

BUT I HAVE PIRATED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AND DELETE THEM

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>>376981642
Sir, I never asked you that!
I know you wouldn't do such a thing, right?

My God, you are Todd Howard! What the hell are you doing here? I'm a big fan of your games. How can I help you?

>>376981975
THE REASON I NEVER HAVE PIRATED A BETHESDA GAME IS BECAUSE THEY'RE SO SHIT THAT THEY ARE NOT EVEN WORTH PIRATING

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>>376981893
What was that, sir?
Did you just say what I think you said?

>>376982168

YEAH, I PIRATED EVERY BETHESDA GAME JUST TO DELETE THEM AFTER

>>376982168
What is Todd doing on my step ladder?

>>376982168
Whoa, whoa, Mr. Todd. I didn't ask for a blowjob!

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>>376982271
That's it! I'm calling the law!

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"What is the problem here?"

"Sir! This man has actually pirated a copy of my latest videogame, Fallout™ 4!"

"You better have a goddamn good reason why you piratin' those fine ass games, boy."

>>376982797
I-I have never pirated a single Bethesda game in my life, officer.

>>376982797
>iStock

>>376982797
AM I UNDER ARREST OFFICER?!

AM I BEING DETAINED?!

>>376982907
What, you never had to deal with the iStock iCops?
Tough but fair patrolmen they are

>>376982797
>officer isn't another Todd
Wasted opportunity

>>376982797
OFFICER, PLEASE HELP! THIS MAN IS ATTEMPTING TO SUCK MY DICK FOR BUYING A GAME I NEVER PURCHASED

>>376982797

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? ARREST ME?

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GTFO GTFO GTFO GTFO!!!!!

NO ONE IS GETTING IN
LEAVE MY SCOOPS ALONE
THESE ARE MY SCOOPS
DID BLINGO BLUNPH SEND YOU !?!?!

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>>376982905
>>376982948
"Sure you haven't boy. If you don't tell me why you're tryin' to ruin this man's life by pirating those fine ass games, you'll spend the rest of your days in jail!"

>>376980561
RKO.

>>376983265
W-Well officer you see, I ju-
Hold on a second!
You lack the iStock Officer iBadge!
YOU'RE NOT A REAL POLICE OFFICER!
WHO ARE YOU!!!

>>376981240
>still no answer to this question
are we in the presence of Todd himself?

>>376983265
wait are you wearing a mask

or is it just the shades

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>>376983265

You've got the wrong idea officer. I wasn't pirating his game to hurt his sales, I was just wanting to see how it worked before I bought it!

And you know what? I LOVE IT!

Mr. Todd, I want to buy muitiple copies of Fallout 4 for myself and my family. Please, let me buy them!

>>376983456
He's a big guy.

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>>376980561

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>open bedroom door
>see this

wat do?

>>376983513
>>376983513
>>376983513
>>376983513

buy his cookies

>>376983590

do a 360 spin and walk away

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>>376983456
WEARIN' A MASK? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS BOY, JUST ANSWER MY GODDAM-

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Oh...

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>>376983789
TODD HOWARD!?!

*buys 4 copies of fallout 4 on Steam*

*refunds them all*

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>>376983789
i saw it coming but i still chuckled, ty anon

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>>376983789
GOTCHA BITCH

>>376983789
eat your heart out, >>376983082

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>>376983789

>>376980561
pat it on the head

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>>376983789
>tfw I'm the one who discovered he was wearing a mask

It feels good to be a master detective

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>>376980561

>>376983789
You really think you could fool me you toddbitchfuckshit

>>376984131
Make sure you give the dog extra treats, and fuck that nerdy chick already

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>>376983843
>>376983895
>>376983928
>>376984041
>>376984131
>>376984229
Heh... you know it was a joke, right anon? You're gonna BUY my game right?

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>>376984319

>>376980561
>buys game but not his game

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>>376984319

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>>376984319
Sure thing Todd!
I've been meaning to play New Vegas

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>>376984319
Waddaya think?

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>>376984319
Once you stop walking on stilts Todd

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tod threads best threads

>>376984319
nope

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>>376984373
>>376984436
>>376984464
>>376984532
>>376984551
>>376984594
It... was... a JOKE, anon... You CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!

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Good morning anon, thanks for buying my game.

>>376984319
If you suck my dick I will

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>>376980561
Hi Todd. Bye Todd.

>>376984683
FUCK YOU TODD IT WASN'T FUNNY NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PROPERTY

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>>376984701
Y-you too.

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>>376984683
Fallout 4 was a disgrace shorty

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>>376984952
>>376984842
>>376984715
JUST BUY MY FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

>>376985176
No

>>376985176

YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, TODD. FOR IMPERSONATING AN OFFICER

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>>376985176

All this Fallout 4 discussion has given me a strange urge to pirate Fallout 4.

>>376985439
Do it. I did it myself and was glad I haven't wasted any money on it seeing how terrible it was.

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>>376985263
>>376985295
>>376985360
THIEVES! THIEEEVEEESS!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>376985439
Way ahead of you

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>>376985684
Guys, I think we took it too far

>>376985684
YES YESSSSS GET ANGRIER TODD LET IT TAKE YOU OVER

>>376985684
*resists arrest*

>>376985684
Yell more, you will crash and I will never bother to play you again.

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>>376985684
EVERYONE TAKE COVER

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>>376985684

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Todd, my most loyal of minions... I am becoming most displeased with your inability to swindle these fools out of their resources. Do I need to replace you?

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>>376985767
>>376985854
>>376985893
>>376985980
>>376986184
>>376986210
Haha, just kidding guys, you fell for it again!
I'll forgive you this time.
Just make sure to buy that Fallout 4, okay boys?
Todd, out.

>> It just works

>> shuts door

Is someone trying their hardest to get some good screencaps for reddit today?

>>376986328
*enters stealth*

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>>376986328

>>376986328
Still not buying your game

>>376983789
As soon as I saw this I knew the thread was gold.

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>>376986328
todd im never buying fallout four and you can't make me
you'll have to pull these hard earned shekels from my cold god damned dead hands

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>not buying todd's games
>they don't realize todd's games can literally save your life

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You decided to hang out with Futaba.

>You, Futaba and Makoto go to Akihabara.
>You three spend a couple of hours playing Gun About.
>After the fun arcade games, you three set forth towards a nearby video game store.
>Since Futaba's been an earnest keeper, she's earned enough yen to buy about three to four physical PC game copies, but she looks as if she wants to buy every video game she sees in the shelves.
>She buys Bandit, Disgraced and Assailant's Tenets. She's left with about 6762 yen, enough to buy one more game.
>Overflowing with happiness, she prances out of the store.
>Her prancing was abruptly halted by a short, burly man with brown hair in his late 30s. He looks like he's not from Japan. He's wearing a long overcoat overneath a brown shirt, and a pair of slightly bit gritty jeans.
>"Hey, little girl! Do you want to play something really good?" says the man.
>Futaba looks pretty piqued from the man's words.
>The man takes something out from his coat's inside pockets.
>It turns out to be a physical copy of the latest installment of The Elder Manuscripts franchise.
>"You can climb mountains and slay dragons in this video game! Pretty cool, huh?" he adds.
>Futaba couldn't respond, and it looks like she feels pretty nervous.
>"Listen, kiddo. You better buy my game or bad things will happen. You hear me?" says the man, who's apparently annoyed.
>"Futaba?" Makoto's tone loudened a bit slightly as she spoke.
>Futaba runs toward behind you, obviously scared.

What do you do? With your current level of guts, you might be able to intimidate the man into leaving you three alone, but consequences may happen thereafter. Your current level of charm looks like it won't quite help with the situation.

>>376980561

>inside my doorframe without being invited in
>castle doctrine kicks in
>defend my home while duel wielding spears

>>376986328
I bought Skyrim: SE and Fallout 4 but the majority of the games I own are pirated.

I didn't know how to pirate 6 months ago ;_;

>>376986854
>he doesn't keep a canon primed and ready
>he doesn't have one positioned at all possible points of entry to his domicile
It's the CASTLE doctrine for a reason, dummy

Hey Todd when are you going to have a full version of Fallout 4 and put it on sale?

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I'm giggling like a fucking stupid right now.

Bless Todd posting

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Enough joking around, just buy it

>>376980561
*unzips .esm*

>>376986425
*pickpockets fallout 4 from todd*

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>>376984319
I PIRATED OBLIVION, FALLOUT 3, SKYRIM AND FALLOUT 4 YOU CUNT!
I bought New Vegas and all of it's dlc tho.

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Uh oh, anon. Looks like you've just downloaded a screamer virus. Lucky for you I'm selling copies of Fallout 4 that come with free screamer removal software, only $59.99.

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>>376988720
no

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No more bullshit, okay?

Look pal, I've got kids to feed.

Why can't you just buy the goddamn video game

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>>376988720
Sure, right after eating my two scoops of ice cream.

>>376980561
Pirate Skyrim.

>>376989510
BLUMPF

>>376980561
Todd we've talked about this. Don't make me shoot you with another pepperball.

>>376980561
I'm not interested in your buggy, vapid timesink games faggot, go away

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Did you say buy Fallout New Vegas, Todd?

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>>376989510
GRENALD FRUMPH

>>376980561
Todd, why are you in Russia? Um, do you want some tea or something?

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>>376980561
Guys... How fucked am i?

Here are my receipts for Fallout 4 and it's season pass sir.

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>>376991154
Fake image. When Todd calls you, it rings until you pick up.

Someone post todd howard shilling his game back in the 90's

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>>376991184
Yo nigga are you joking?

I don't see those receipts familia, fo'real. Shit's tight you ain't fooling me

I stole your fallout 4 keys and resold them on g2a, what are you gonna do toddieboi

Has anyone edited that ransomware screen to make it look like you have to buy Todd's games yet?

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>>376983259
Kek

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>>376991538
Here's my copy. Fully paid for

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>>376991965
Keep it up, mi hombre.

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Is there anything this man can't do?

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People are looking at me funny on the train because of this thread.

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You will buy my game.

Buy my game.

Buy.
My.
Game.

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Todd, get your ass off my property. Take your shitty game and leave.

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>>376991836
Shitty attempt

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Hey my friend! I think we should do a Fallout-Battleborn crossover! I think it would sell like hotcakes!
We could call it Fetus Drop!

>>376980561
>T-Todd....be gentle with my computer....what are you doing?

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>>376992540

>>376992540
That attempt is god-awful.

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>>376980990
>>376981201
Nice try haters

>>376980561
What if todd wasn't a Manlet?

>>376992712
just like Fallout 4

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>>376992604
True, Randy. We would make for a BADASS couple!
Unfortunately, failed CEOs who wrap Qurans in towels and throws them away aren't of my taste

must b nuthn

anyone got the qt female todd from the faceapp thing?

>>376992941
W-why?

>>376980561
Lie that I have a season pass and paid for fallout and oblivion games, even though I don't own any Bethesda gamea

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>>376992941
You called, sweetie?

>>376992978
Research

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>>376983789

>>376993031
Ara~ Ara~

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>>376993031
>Milf Todd

>>376993031

Fem Todd needs her pussy railed

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>>376983789

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>>376983789
>>376984319
>>376984683
>>376985176
>>376985684
hold on
if the police officer was actually todd all along
then who was the other todd?

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>>376986328
Heh you lookin for this wite boi?

>>376980561
Tell him I never liked Bethesda's games. Not. A. Single. One

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>>376993087
>>376993095
>>376993169
Just lay back, mommy will take care of EVERYTHING.
Just sit, get comfortable and I will buy Fallout 4 for you and afterwards, I will prepare din dins for you and for dessert, your favorite: a sweetroll

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MAY GODD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS

>>376983603
Heh

>>376993952
>Godd.jpg

>open the door
>get on the floor
what do you do?

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>>376989510

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>>376993441
>then who was the other todd?
A synth from the Institute

>>376984176
Oh shit.

>>376989510
>>376989621
>>376991014
>>376994649
I don't get it

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>>376993441
You kick Todd who's now knee level and his mask pops off revealing a metallic face. He then extends his robot legs so you can get a better look at him.
>DISGUISE COMPROMISED, FAILURE TO PURCHASE FALLOUT 4 AND FALLOUT 4 DLC WILL BE MET WITH TOTAL ANNIHILATION, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

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>>376994889
DRUMF PUTIN 2 SCOOPS!!!!

>>376980561
Buy his new game?

>>376994889
/poltv/ leaking again. At least the ice cream thing is like 1% funnier than the absolute trash Colbert memes were before, or anything involving John Oliver.

If Todd was a furry what kind of sona would he have?
I think it would be feline to resemble Khajit from his wide Aknowledged RPG Skyrim™

>>376995867
A Lion

>>376980561
buy another copy of his game of course

>>376995867
A Raccoon

>>376995867
A Jew

>>376980561
I am in tears from this entire thread

Hey Todd, I bought Skyrim for PS3 on it's release day, I bought Legendary Edition for PC, I bought Fallout 3 TWICE for PC ( bought the second one accidentally ) AND I bought Fallout 4.

Are you proud of me?

I like your games modded.

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>>376996371
HOW DARE YOU TAMPER WITH PERFECTION

>>376980561
> hate newspapers

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JUST BUY MY FUCKING GAME

>>376980561

Close the door. Dont want Todd to catch a cold.

>>376981201
that shitty game i pirated you mean? yeah fuck off with that - New Vegas is where my heart is at you prick

>>376980561
>hand him my boxed copy of FO3
>ask for a refund

>>376992540
>bitcoin
kek, i forgot people still cling to this worthless currency.

holy fucking shit todd posters need to fuck right off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNGZo5gn_tc

How can you people be so heartless? Todd Howard is one of the leading minds in video game development. He's a handsome man. He's also an incredibly tall man. The video games he develops are all AAA masterpieces! Now, I wouldn't say you folks are jealous but it's clear Todd Howard's chess skills make you feel... inferior?

>>376983710
why does it say 'istock' on your hat?

>>376999414
- Buy Fallout 4
- Open the door for Todd (Optional)

>>376999932
Frankly, I'm getting tired of him. I have multiple copies of Skyrim: SE and Fallout 4, enough that all of my furniture is Fallout and Skyrim. I can't afford food, since Todd always tells me to buy his game.

My family is starving, Todd. Have mercy ;_;

>>376992272
Thanks, doc

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Who wants TESVI spoilers?

>>377000697
DELETE THIS

>>376983789
And this is why Toddposting is the best stuff /v/ has done in many years.

>>376980764
fpbp

>>377000697
FUCK

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>>377000576
After you've bought every Fallout 4 copy in the world, then we can talk about mercy. Take him away!

>>376982797

I AM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN. I HAVE ALL THE RIGHTS OF A US CITIZEN AND DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW YOUR LAWS. AMIBEINGDETAINED????

>>377000697

Hey! I didn't buy those 4 copies of Fallout 4!
What's going on??

>>377000879
B-But Todd, by the time we've purchased every copy of fallout 4, elder scrolls 6 will release. There's no end in sight milord!

>>377000879

Nay, such filth will besmirch thy compendium. Begone, foolish short man

>>377000879

Where's your neck?

>>377000879
But, my Lord, digital copies of Fallout 4 are endless!
There is no way even the entire population of Earth is capable of purchasing every copy of Fallout 4!
You must end this madness! Think of your kingdom!

>>377001375
The flesh of Todd Howard was used to conjure Fallout 4, the perfect and most divine video game, into existence.
The flesh for the ritual was taken from Todd Howard's neck.

>>377001438

Truely it takes sacrifices to reach perfection.

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>>376989336
this should never have become a thing

>>376993031
Justin Trudeau?

>>376989336
spoiler: he's gonna install you a loli mod

>>377001687
Oh shit he's at another house.

I would tenderly make love to him and let him impregnate me.

>>376980561
>HATE TODD

>>377001776
why is he pointing to a blank drawing?

Toddposting never gets old

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>>376983789
10/10

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>>376992540
fixed

>>377002410

I like the thought that when he is bored Todd sometimes mght contibute to or even start a thread himself. Maybe even doing an edit or two.

>>377003084
There was a thread earlier that had a screencap from 97 where Todd told someone to skip Daggerfall and get Redguard

>>376989490
>Look pal, I've got kids to feed.
He's 46 and single with no kids. He's probably a virgin too.

>>376992719
Todd can wear that jacket anytime and spank me while I call him daddy.

>>377003545
Are you fucking serious lol did he actually do that.

ok i bought fallout 4
what now

>>377004185

Just once??

>>377004365
o-ok i bought it for my laptop too
what now

Wow this thread is pure reddit

i will start playing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8

>>377004512
Did you get it for your console too? If you don't have a console, go buy one.

>>376980561
''Okay okay Ill buy Fallout 4. please just don't kill me''

>>376980561
First I look down, then I squat and then I look down a little further until I can see his face, then I ask him to kindly leave before I lift him up and throw him in the neighbors garbage bin.

>>376986626
Why did he get shot at the first place?

>>376980561
"Give me half life 3"

>>376980561
>fart uncontrollably

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What will you do?
>Attack Todd
>Submit to Todd