>There are people on this board who actually wanted to marry

I want to marry Molag Bal's sloppy seconds!

>>376973398
>>376973516
Serana is cute, CUTE!

I had forgotten how fucking shit the animations look in this game

>>376973398
Reading about how Molag Bal assraped her for hours made me hard as hell

Serana is my wife!

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There are only two types of men who don't like Serana.
A) Paladins.
B) Homosexuals.

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>not wanting to be molag bal's cum dump

>>376974204
Vivec please go.

>>376974132
>>376973516
>>376973824
kill yourself.

>>376974327
Eat cocks you shit taste having nigger

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>>376974327
>being this mad

>>376974414
I don't care if you like serana. I told you to kill yourself because those posts are literally garbage spam. Kill yourself.

>>376974548
Kill yourself

>>376973398
The ritual with Molag Bal happened centuries, if not millennia, ago. It's literally ancient history. I'm not going to let it stop me from being with a beautiful vampire sorceress who has Laura Bailey's sexy voice.

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She sure as fuck doesn't look like that in my game boi

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Bijin drastically improves most notable women in the game but he only makes Serana worse. She's good as is.

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>>376973398
Wait, if Molag Bal had to rape someone in order to make a Vampire how did Serana's dad become a vampire?....

>>376975620
>Molag Bal discriminates

Shame on you, he's an equal opportunity rapist

>>376975620
You have to be raped to be a PUREBLOOD vampire. Only women, daughters of Coldharbor, can be PUREBLOOD vampires. There are tiers of purity below them. Serana's dad is right at the top below them.

>>376975435

Nah, Seranaholic is perfect.

>>376975782
If he's below them than how come he's stronger than his wife and daughter?

>>376975935
cause he's a man

>>376974159
a venn diagram of the two would reveal it to be a circle

>>376975935
Testosterone is a hell of a drug.

>>376976067
TRIGGERED

>>376975435
>Bijin drastically improves most notable women in the game

He turns them all into dolls and gives them utterly ridiculous salon hair. What he did to those female orks is a fucking travesty. Vanilla with nothing more than a good texture replacement like SG looks better than that trash.

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I married Lydia, gave her a big bulky armor and a huge battleaxe.
Seeing her rush into melee battle while I was low on health really activated my tall women fetish from time to time. Nords aren't that big but I was a breton btw.

>>376976275
>>376976067
You niggers are dumb, I'm talking about Power levels, if Serana and her mom are true pureblood OG vampires then how do they let this low tier fag push them around so easily?

>>376976830
because he has a dick

>>376976551
There is an option in Bijin Wives that makes working women's' hair more realistic.

I couldn't stare at Lydia's ugly mug all day without Bijin.

I don't know what you are refering to with the female orcs. I don't associate with greenskins.

>>376976830
Because his testicles produce a hormone that significantly increase his power level.

>>376976830
Cause he's a man.

>>376976830
Vampires are not that strong m8, I raped Harkon in werewolf form and I got lycanthropy from a common slut in whiterun

>>376976830
shitposting aside, Harkon was the one that initiated the pact with Molag Bal to become a pure blood vampire. He sacrificed "1000s of innocents" to appease him and Molag Bal made him a pure blood in return. The women had to get raped but Harkon just had to kill a bunch of people. It's good to be king I guess.

>>376976830

Harkon is a pureblood too. You don't HAVE to be raped, that's just what Molag Bal, the daedric prince of domination, likes to do. Harkon got his pureblood status by sacrificing a fuckload of people to Molag Bal in a display of dominance.

The Daughter of Coldharbour crap he makes them go through is just "doing what the prophecy says to do".

>>376976962
>I don't know what you are refering to with the female orcs.

He gave them a human nose shape instead of an orc one.

>>376977551
>>376977678
You know that was a retcon right?

>>376977746
mind elaborating?

I want to fuck kate beckinsale

>>376977746

It's not a retcon because it doesn't actually contradict any established lore. It just expands on it to add another way to become a pureblood.

People have to stop taking what's written in the books in TES games as absolute fact. It's very obvious they are often deliberately vague, biased and sometimes just plain wrong.

>>376973516
>>376973824
>>376974015
>>376974132
>>376974159
>>376974204

cucks

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>>376977743
Problematic.

>>376973398
I'd rather marry Molag Bal tbqh

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I just want to hug her

>>376973516
>"Is it in yet?"