>lines from a videogame that accurately describe your sex life

Wolfenstein: The New Order.

>>376959983
"I hope this is not Chris's blood"

I can't wait to bomb some dodongos.

"I don't care, and I don't care that I don't care."

>>376959983
"The princess has been waiting an awfully long time..."

"Gay"

>>376959983
"The truth is, the game was rigged from the start."

"It's like one of my japanese animes"

"You like the sight of your own blood?"

You know how you had to race the MC from GTA III in San Andreas, but he never spoke?

Yeah.

"It's almost SCARY how good I am!"

"You can't do that now"
"You can't do that now"
"You can't do that now"
"You can't do that now"
"You can't do that now"
"You can't do that now"
"You can't do that now"

"You almost became a Jill sandwich!"

>>376959983
Why contain it?

"Had enough already?!" -Falco smash

GET A LOAD OF GET A LOAD OF GET A LOAD OF THIS!

A LITTLE ROUGH DONT YOU THINK

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Let's not do that tonight.

MUH FIGHT MONEY

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This is no place for a horse.

Get this guy off of me!

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>God hand helps me work out my stress

>>376959983
YOU ONLY HAD TO FOLLOW THE TRAIN CJ!

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>they played us like a damn fiddle

Whatever.

"HURT ME MORE"

>>376961950
ARE YOU OKAY?

You'll get no sympathy from me.

"Die monster! You don't belong in this world."

"I'm not a young man anymore."

JC DENTON IN THE FRESH

>>376962448
It is not by MY hand that I am once again given flesh!

Never should have come here.

Rip and tear, until it is done.

What a shame.

Can't place that there m'lord. Wood needed.

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>>376961638
>The god power keeps my pimp hand strong

>>376959983
"itai, itai, itai" - some hentai game

>>376961325
DON'T COME. GET AWAY

>>376959983
>I need to target something first

BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BALLS...

BING! BING! WAHOOO! HERE WEE GOOOO! YAHOOO!

"I like you. Get off and come to my room."

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>>376959983
MY ARM
MY ARM
MY ARM
MY ARM
SUMMONS THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND!

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>>376959983
"EEEEYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

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There's another bomb in my...

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>>376959983
>The raw strength of youth may be spent, but his eyes hold the secrets of a hundred campaigns.

Bing. Bong. Bing. Wahoo!

THIS ONE'S FROM TINY
THIS ONE'S FROM DINGODILE
RIPPER ROO, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
PINSTRIPE! HOW THOUGHTFUL!!
OH DEAR... TWO OF THE SAME...!

"It was mating season, how was I supposed to know she was your sister?"

Hee ho

"I don`t understand! None of this makes any sense!"

"HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE"

>>376959983
"My blade thanks you."

>my wife for hire!

Wow, I've never seen a talking mutt before. You know in a dog show, you'd definitely take the first place

YOUR SOUND CARD WORKS PERFECTLY

>>376961575
I have to go alone...

Dry Bowser

One handed increased to 99

>>376959983
>there's some things you can't do alone, Bruce

>And there's some things you have to.

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>IT'S A NEW LAP RECORD!

"Gives me conniptions."

"Nawt enuf muney"

"Not enough cash!"

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>"Good news, boys! I drafted up a blueprint of the other team's asses and it looks like all our boots are gonna fit up there!"

>>376959983
>"What a shame."

As I prematurely cum all over her.

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>>376959983
Afghanistan's a big place. I expect you'll become quite familiar with those binoculars as you plan your next move. How and where you make it... well that's up to you. From here on out, you're on your own.

Stop right there criminal scum!

>>376959983
I guess it really was a final fantasy 13

thanks doc

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"What's come over me?... Without thinking, I just blurted out "Objection!"

>>376959983
"..."

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>You and me, shorty!
>Oh, you're a wee miss you are!

>>376959983
Beware! The Lord of the Land approaches!

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>>376959983

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>"Do you think we would have ended up together if you met me first?"
>"No."

>>376965842
>It's not a question of can or can't

>loading please wait

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SOMEBODY COME QUICK

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE DENTON!"

>>376966210
>that voice
Fuck that was an awesome voice. Bullfrog press F ;_;

>Has he been infected?
>OH YES!

Sorry but the princess is in another castle.

>>376959983
>your right hand comes off?

Get out of here stalker!

>>376959983
"Tonight, Gehrman joins the hunt."

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THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT

DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING

STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!

>>376959983
"The Codex Astartes calls this maneuver 'Steel Rain'..."

"I need a weapon."

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EVERYONE! GET IN HERE!

My legs are okay.

Liquid?!

>>376959983
Only when given room to breathe will the puissant unit swell and expand over the battlefield, and then─upon reaching the full extent of its power─thrust forth and penetrate your opponent's defenses. Do you grasp my meaning?

>i cum to clense this land
Priest, WCIII

"You're smalltime."

>>376959983
>trapped in this city full of nothing but electronic music and robotic people
-Maximilian Payne III

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WATCH THOSE CUM ROCKETS ! ! !

>>376966112
Is that a motherfucking P5 reference?

>>376959983
>GREAT! I'LL GRAB MY STUFF

>>376965316

Only post in this thread worth reading

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"Writhe in my cage of torment, my friend"

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Your actions have consequences.

>i-it's just dust and echoes

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>>376959983
>"All you greenhorns who wanted to see the Covenant up close? THIS is gonna be your lucky day!

"you told me there wouldn't be any cameras"