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>>376955458
How come there's almost zero Umineko porn? And the little there is sucks. The only good one is JADF's buttjob one.
>>376955458
fuck this obnoxious devilspawn, if I was Rosa I'd probably beat her too
>>376956449
She only turned out retarded because she was beaten so much in the first place tho
Every thread until you accept it as the Umineko OTP.
>>376955458
Happy mother's day, Rosa.
>>376955458
Umineko thread? Nice.
>>376955458
Rosa was a good mom. At the end of ep2 she became a she-hulk.
>>376956769
>OTP
>>>/reddit/
>>>/gaiaonline/
>>>/blacked.com/
umineko a shit
had a whodunnit by mid-chapter2
figured out how by the end of chapter 3
the game didnt even have an actual "why" after spending 30 hours talking about it
the only part i enjoyed was the blue-haired cunt butting in with george family murderer theory i got hype for a moment because i expected a turnabout battle that proved the bern-created murder was unsolvable or some shit like that but nah they just throw 1 line in and it's done
>>376957892
did you play 5-8 before 1-4 by accident
>>376958198
no i played them all in order honestly if you hadn't figured it out by the end of chapter 3 you may be a bit dull iykwim
>>376958475
shkannontrice and kyrie/rudolf doing it is retarded as fuck though, no way you can figure it out by chapter 3.
>>376958618
u wot
they go in so hard on the "it's no more than 18/17" meme it's pretty obvious they want you to look at who actually sees whom and when
like shit dude the retrospect of 2 characters only ever appearing together when nobody else is around jumps straight out at you
and the closed room meme too, nobody ever speaks of the most obvious solution to all of them
fuck this little shit
NO mercy
>>376955458
Why does she have a tiny crown?
>>376961120
>>376957064
Best Milf
dose marrying Rosa make you a cuck?
>>376962187
>already has a child with another man that you will have to help raise.
that is a yes.
>>376957892
>the game didnt even have an actual "why" after spending 30 hours talking about it
There's no way you solved it in episode 2 if you're this retarded.
>>376956449
>her
Welp, lost interest
>>376962264
>Have to help raise
No you won't i'm sure Rosa will agree to send that annoying bitch to boarding school or so shit, remember she left her alone for like a week or someshit with she was seeing her boyfriend
There's a good chance I wouldn't have to deal with the little shit at all
>>376962187
That's not Natsuhi
I want to fuck Rosa
Rosa's great and all, but Natsuhi is objectively the best, Battler confirmed her purity in red.
>>376955458
>Going through the first half of episode 4
What the hell was Rosa's problem?
>>376968029
Have you read farther? If not, ignore this post.
She was bullied by her older siblings pretty savagely, they ripped up her toys just like she did to Maria. Also she had nobody her age to play with and witnessed a woman's skull crack open when she was younger.
Erika best Seacat
>>376964030
>He's in love with a pathological liar and babby killer
you're right it's not
>>376962642
>Not knowing Maria is a little girl
R07 made that disgusting shota Sakataro for pedos like you
Maria killed a lot my interest in Umineko. I got to the point where I just had to mute the game every time she spoke. I can only hear "Uu. Uu. Uu. Uuuuu." so many damn times, /v/.
>>376970939
t. Rosa